Little White Lie (972 hits)
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Submitted by UberMadness! (View user info) at 2006-10-09 17:20:30 EDT
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Entry 1
It was meant to be a silly joke. Just a little white lie; two if you want to count the fact we managed to convince ourselves there was no vicious motivation.Emily was always one step ahead of everyone else. I mean, our group was always seen as the golden few, but she was bloody platinum in comparison. Her parents were rich, easy going, and generous to a fault. She always managed to stay a perfect size eight, and in the twelve years I've known her she's NEVER got a single spot. We all agreed the world couldn't be kinder to her.
And then she got Darren. Everything a girl could want; funny, handsome, romantic, completely lacking the self absorption that makes most good looking guys utter jerks.
They got to talking after a group project, and love blossomed in perfect cinematic style. They'd become inseparable, and Emily was even happier with life than normal.
Perhaps we were a little jealous, but when the idea was born there was no maliciousness in our voices; it all seemed like a good humoured prank.
"Hey Emily, we saw Darren in town yesterday. He was with another girl, they looked awful close..."
Not even a lie, really. We HAD seen him - with his sister. And in the brief second that Emily's face crumpled, it was worth it. We could play this out for a few days, let her squirm, and then tell her we'd "found out" that it was all innocent after all.
Except she wanted to know who it was. We tried to shrug it off, say we couldn't be sure, but Emily can be stubborn when she has a bee in her bonnet; she's not particularly nice when she's in a mood either.
So, we panicked; we couldn't admit it had only been his sister, she'd have known straight away we were taking the piss. So we told her it was a new girl at school - Katerine something. Quiet girl, shy, been keeping herself to herself since she got here.
Looks enough like Darren's sister that we could later get away with saying it was a mix up. Emily went all quiet and thoughtful...It's never good when Emily actually thinks. None of us were sure what to say, so we started the damage control.
"They were only walking and talking, you know."
"You said they looked close."
"Well, yes..."
"What were they doing?"
Good question - Darren and his sister had been goofing around in a café, sharing a plate of chips and arguing over what film to see. I'd personally not have told Emily all that... just said they'd been talking in a café. But I didn't get there first - Kelly quite happily blabbed everything to Emily. I don't know if it was stupidity or viciousness; Kelly is equally capable of either. A few of the others obviously thought Kelly had gone too far as well, because they immediately started playing to Emily's ego - how Katerine was nowhere as near as pretty as her, who did she think she was, the usual bullshit. It seemed to pacify her - we got a smile out of her at any rate.
God's got a twisted sense of humour; it couldn't have just been bad luck that made Katerine leave that bathroom JUST as we all walked past the next day.
Of course, Emily saw her; we all tried to keep her moving, but there was really no point. She broke out of our grasps and strode over to Katerine, until she was right up in her face.
"Who do you think you are?" Emily's voice was quiet and cold; if I'd been Katerine, I'd have been at least spooked.
But she didn't even bat an eyelid, just sidestepped and tried to carry on down the corridor. People waiting for classes were all staring now - Emily had an audience. She wasn't going to let anyone walk away from her.
"Where the hell do you think you're going, bitch? I'm not done with you?" She grabbed Katerine's arm, dragging her back face to face. "You think you can waltz in here and steal my boyfriend like some cheap trussed up slag..."
"You don't know what you're talking about." Katerine's words were clipped and even. "I haven't been near him. Now let go."
"Lying whore!" And she hit her. Not some weak, half hearted tap; Emily wound back and let her have it. It sent Katerine reeling. Before we could stop her, Emily was there laying into her...fists, feet, the works.
We were absolutely terrified; this had got too far out of control. We were trying to catch hold of Emily when there was a voice behind us.
"What the hell's going on?"
Darren. Well, Emily flew at him, pummelling his chest, cursing him with every cuss she could think of. Most people were fixated with that, but I looked across to Katerine. She was wiping blood away from her nose, staring at Emily. I don't know what it was about that look that freaked me so much. It wasn't so much angry as calculating. But then Darren was trying to get an explanation, and Emily was hysterical, and I lost sight of her.
It all came out in the end; that it had been Darren's sister. We managed to cover ourselves, make Emily believe it was all an honest, unfortunate escape. We thought we were in the clear.
We went to see a film. Darren and Emily were being couple extraordinaire again, holding hands, simpering, making gooey eyes at each other. We might have commented, but I guess we didn't feel like pushing our luck again any time soon.
Walking home afterwards, no one was really paying that much attention. So it really did seem like Katerine just appeared in front of us on the path. Emily went to dodge round her; I don't think she even realised who it was. But Katerine grabbed her shoulder.
"Where the hell do you think you're going, bitch?" Something in her voice made those words all the more terrifying this time round. Emily looked at her wide eyed, and opened her mouth to respond.
Katerine cut across her "You picked the wrong person to mess with."
It was a blur; Katerine swung her fist into Emily's stomach, bowing her over with a gasp. I started to go for her, but she fixed me with this look; I'll never get those eyes out of my head, I swear. I could only stand and watch as she walked away. I could hear Darren muttering "what a bitch" and Emily's breathing - short sharp gasps.
I tried to help her up, took hold of her hand.
She was wet to the touch...smeared all over her stomach, all over my hand now.
So much blood.
Someone screamed, I think it might have been me, and an ambulance turned up somehow; it was all a blur. I couldn't tell the police anything - I hadn't seen a knife, hadn't seen where Katerine had gone afterwards.
I couldn't even string a proper sentence together. Just kept muttering "It was just a little white lie..."
- VS -
Entry 2
Life is a funny thing. Growing up, I certainly never saw myself being a...well, let's just say I'm a "friendly phone operator." I used to despise people in this "career." How could anyone with self respect be constantly lowering themselves to any sort of whoredom?Morals aside, I landed here. I started the job like so many do - I answered an ad in the paper looking for "a friendly people person." I was looking for a job trying to get away from the grind of waitressing at the all night diner. My son needed me home, awake, while he grew up, and double shifts were wearing me out, just barely paying the bills. In a sense, a waitress sells a bit of herself to every table, trying to get that one additional tip dollar. So it really wasn't a huge step from there.
I was most attracted to the job because I could work from home, and I could set my own hours - all I needed was a dedicated phone line. Simple, really. I choose to work days while my baby is at school. He'd hate to hear me say that. He's not a baby, hasn't been for years. But he'll always be MY baby.
I have the dedicated phone line set up in the walk in closet in my room. I've even put a small desk and a computer in there. The computer - that's because I get bored during calls, and waiting for the next call. The closet makes a nice low-rent office, and I like to think of it as my own little joke. I'm "in the closet" when I work, and I'm not sure I'll ever "come out of the closet." But I don't need to worry about how people will judge me in there, and no one will ever walk in on me unexpectedly. I don't know how I would ever explain this career to my family. Being a single mother is more than enough shame.
The money is good - not great, but it beats waitressing, and I can buy blue box macaroni dinners, so we get by. If this gig ever ends, I don't know how I'm going to transition back into a "real" more traditional job.
You know, before I answered that ad, I had assumed that computers and the internet had made this kind of thing obsolete. I mean, people can find ANYTHING they want to on the internet, and in complete anonymity too. But apparently, sometimes only a "friendly" live voice will do.
I had thought that there would be an obvious gender base in my clientele, but I'm finding that there really isn't. Oh sure, more men call, but it's not 90% men, or even 75% men. As far as I can tell, it's pretty even, maybe 60/40. I guess everyone needs a little personal attention now and then.
I suppose one of the most interesting things about this job is the similarities in most people. Some have unique "needs," and the booklet the company mailed out to me helps me get through those calls, but for most people it's the same. They want someone to listen, to hear them, someone to tell their secrets to. I am finding out so much about people - and I don't mean the "secrets" they tell me, those are so commonplace that I usually forget them right after I hang up - I mean about people in general.
T
hey all want comfort, they all need a bit of direction, they're "looking for answers," but they don't even want to hear the answers, really. They just want to hear a little white lie, to be comforted, to make the day or the hour go by a little easier.
That's my phone ringing again. Can you wait just a few minutes while I'm with this client?
"Thank you for calling 1-800-Dentist. This is Jill, how can I help you today?"
Entry 1:
8track
Amontillado
Bellebrown
Bigmike
BLITZKREIG_BOB
Bubba2341
CaptainThorns
coley
darko
DrogoRoch
EchoBoxing
forthewin
FunnyAsCancer
GetNakeddd
ghola
Hirilnara
HotWillie
Impassive-Digressive
JoeyG
JonnyX
kaos-king
kimmy02721
littledan
LT
Magicaddict
Maltese
MandaPanda
nyxmar
phuzzygish
polyamorousaj
redskieslookfake
rillins
Sacrilicious
Sepsis
Serious_Melvin
shark25
Shaun_Rocks
sicosemen
Siren
sparkle_pink
SPECIALk
St_Jimmy
supadupapupa
The_taste_of_Monkeys
thedominator
TigerLilly
WingedFoote
41 eligible votes (47 total) *
Entry 2:
Adamdidit2u
Axolotl
BadAssJulie
Chroniclysm
Coyote
Cracked_out_cali
Crystle
Davros
goferforhire
gravitas
indoninja
intellismartness
Jack_McCallum
jfreakman
jgreening
jimzi
JMG114
joedaddy
JulsInsane
justagirl27
loki
Orgasmatron
Pentameter
rad1101
Saffron
satchel
simple_catalyst
Soley_Trinity
Stagger_Lee
stevie_says
strwbryfanatic
28 eligible votes (31 total) *
* Eligible votes are those made by users who had either (A) posted 3+ messages OR (B) written 100+ [lowered from 750+] reviews as of the beginning of the UberMadness! competition.
User Reviews
Submitted by Hirilnara (user info) at 2006-10-13 20:14:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks Crystle - I really enjoyed reading your one.
With all the forfeits, it's a shame they can't just kick those people out and let the ones who actually want to be in the competition just get on with it!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-10-13 17:21:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am sad :-(
Congrats, Hirilnara
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-10-13 12:00:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nice twist at the end
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-10-13 09:01:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Didn't feel too strongly about either of these.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-10-12 21:29:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-10-12 20:25:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-10-12 14:39:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm sorry entry 1, but as much as I didn't like entry 2, I absolutely HATE stories about a teenage prank gone wrong.
Submitted by WingedFoote (user info) at 2006-10-12 01:47:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I read this one 'cause I saw it was really close, but in my book, it's no contest. (not that my vote counts anyway...)
Submitted by supadupapupa (user info) at 2006-10-12 01:19:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
These were both OK, I liked the darker version of #1
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-12 01:13:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
#2, even though I figured there was a twist at the end (don't you hate just having to expect that these days? Fucking M. Night Shylamannyamannyramalamadingdong) your narrator kept me interested until the last line. Good job.
Submitted by kimmy02721 (user info) at 2006-10-11 13:36:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-10-11 11:35:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2006-10-11 11:26:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-10-11 09:04:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How the fuck are people voting for number 1?
Number 2 isn't the greatest story in the world, maybe the twist wasn't that great, but it was a nice little zig.
Number 1 was predictable AND horribly drawn out.
Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2006-10-11 08:54:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2006-10-11 05:54:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by intellismartness (user info) at 2006-10-11 02:48:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Screw it, it was less obvious, and had a random enough ending that I liked it more.
Entry one, you were great and all, just a really obvious choice with the story.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-10 23:35:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm not sure what people aren't "getting" about the dentist thing in #2.
The setup gave you the impression that she was a phone sex operator; the ending told you that she answers phones for a nationwide dental referral service.
That's all.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-10 23:31:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-10-10 21:42:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-10-10 21:22:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-10-10 20:09:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh noes there is a
"T
hey"
obviously the author of #2 needs to fall on her sword
It's not that I didn't like the first one. I just felt like there was maybe too much set up for the ending drama.
Submitted by littledan (user info) at 2006-10-10 17:10:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Saffron (user info) at 2006-10-10 17:07:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-10-10 14:27:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-10-09 17:24:26 (#)
Ranking: 0
Blarf.
That's all I can say.
Blarf.
I sure hope this is a match-up from the lower bracket...
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-10-10 14:25:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Entry 1's formatting bothered me a little. Overall, #1: You don't need to write a long, drawn out entry for it to be good. Put the pen down when it goes to shit.
I thought entry 2 was clever.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-10-10 11:01:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2006-10-10 10:29:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Both good solid entries and it's hard to pick one. #1 gets it because I can actually visualise the little white lie getting out of control in such a way.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-10-10 10:03:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-10-10 08:47:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I liked #1 better, in terms of plot.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-10-10 07:19:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
These were both ok.
I just preferred #2.
No real criticism to offer, more just a gut feeling.
-Dave
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-10-10 06:37:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
bit obvious
Submitted by LT (user info) at 2006-10-10 05:18:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-10-10 04:11:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dentist?
Submitted by Shaun_Rocks (user info) at 2006-10-10 03:07:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Entry 1: I liked your concept better than entry 2s. Your word choice was aweful, but the knife was a nice touch. Didn't really care for the last line though.
Entry 2: Your story was decent, but I really didn't like the ending. The punchline did not pay off.
By the way 1, are "gooey eyes" attractive?
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-10-10 01:18:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I vote #1, but these were both poor.
Submitted by jimzi (user info) at 2006-10-10 00:52:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like the suspense
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-10-10 00:09:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-10-10 00:04:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-10-09 23:48:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-10-09 23:44:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I didnt like either one! Jesus Christ
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-10-09 23:41:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-10-09 23:41:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Awful.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2006-10-09 23:03:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
#1 Ok, but Katerine seemed to go pretty crazy with almost no motivation.
#2 Not bad, but you lost me with 1-800-Dentist. Sorry, I just don't get it.
Submitted by jfreakman (user info) at 2006-10-09 22:53:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nice twist in number two.
number one, you tried too hard. sorry.
Again, even tho this vote doesn't count.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-10-09 22:33:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Both sucked, sorry. I'll vote for Entry 1 because Entry 2 sucked just a little bit worse.
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2006-10-09 21:57:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-10-09 21:41:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
#1 - Excellent entry. You told a great tale while working in the title perfectly. The formatting seemed a little off, but otherwise this was a great tale. You snagged the vote.
#2 - I really enjoyed where you were going with this, but maybe I'm retarted - I just didn't get that last line...
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-10-09 20:53:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
#1 was very well written
Submitted by Hirilnara (user info) at 2006-10-09 20:52:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Entry 2 was a really good bit of writing, but it didn't really evoke a response in me.
1 was okay, but I could get more involved.
Just personal preference - sorry.
Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2006-10-09 20:35:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nice concept, 1. Seems like it was written in a rush. I don't like when authors resort to using all-caps for emphasis, try to do that through the writing, or use a more emphatic word.
Submitted by nyxmar (user info) at 2006-10-09 20:22:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-10-09 20:11:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-09 20:09:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-10-09 20:04:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Thank god for dprime madness.
Submitted by Magicaddict (user info) at 2006-10-09 20:02:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Not entirely sure which of the messages #2 was putting out, whereas #1 had a good idea and reasonable development.
Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2006-10-09 19:49:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2006-10-09 19:40:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2006-10-09 19:40:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't have much of a comment on either of these. I just liked #1 more.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-10-09 19:30:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Entry one had a story with protagonists, antagonists, and a plot.
Entry two had an internal monologue without much going on.
I prefer entry two because it has wit. It's an intriguing character study, and regardless whether the "twist" at the end was good or wasn't, it was told well enough.
Entry one's story, while easy to understand, lacked believable characters and dialogue. The whole thing seemed flat and predictable. You obviously know the basics of storytelling, but its the execution that falters here.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-09 19:25:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
#1 is better, a lot better.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2006-10-09 19:18:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Felt nothing for #2, even if it was written better.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-10-09 19:13:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-10-09 18:50:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by satchel (user info) at 2006-10-09 18:41:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-10-09 18:26:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-10-09 18:22:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck it, I'm not voting on this round. As a matter of fact, I'm not voting anymore unless people start to learn how to use periods, semi colons, and commas.
Jesus Christ.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-10-09 18:21:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow, two was painful.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-10-09 18:21:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i read 1 and hoped 2 was a forfeit because that would be better than 1. unfortunately, 2 wrote something i wouldn't use to clean my ass after explosive diarrhea.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-10-09 18:16:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Didn't read either. Voted for the shorter one.
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2006-10-09 18:13:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Cracked_out_cali (user info) at 2006-10-09 18:12:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Both were predictable.
Predictable, and Meh.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-10-09 18:11:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
FUCK OFF
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-10-09 18:05:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I feel like #2 got all excited about the punchline and jizzed all over itself.
Submitted by justagirl27 (user info) at 2006-10-09 18:03:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
number 1 was ok, but the end of 2 made me giggle.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-10-09 17:54:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OooooOooOOooOOh, neck and neck!
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-10-09 17:54:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2006-10-09 17:52:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by rillins (user info) at 2006-10-09 17:50:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by thedominator (user info) at 2006-10-09 17:49:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-10-09 17:46:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
arbitray vote
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-10-09 17:45:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-09 17:33:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I liked the little mini-twist at the end.
I'll even admit I thought she worked phone sex.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-09 17:31:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I really liked the premise of #2, but it was SO BORING!!! Perhaps you should have called one of those kinds of numbers to get a little more insight. I really wanted to like your story, but it was too vanilla.
#1 was painfully Kentish.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-10-09 17:31:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WOBBLEPENIS
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-10-09 17:28:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
#1 had the potential to be a great tale, but the formatting and pacing didn't do it for me.
I thought #2 was gonna be a carbon copy of the first entry, until I hit the last line.
You witty little fucker, Author #2. Well done, and no cheap shots either.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-10-09 17:24:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Blarf.
That's all I can say.
Blarf.
I sure hope this is a match-up from the lower bracket...
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-10-09 17:24:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus Christ, these are short entries.
And so far most of the titles are very good.
Now, to read.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-10-09 17:23:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
aye



