Twist (804 hits)
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Submitted by UberMadness! (View user info) at 2006-10-10 08:51:56 EDT
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Entry 1
I watched her twist her spaghetti, lazily, around the tarnished fork in her hand. I don't think she even knew she was doing it, honestly. She had that faraway look in her eyes; that one that I knew better than to interrupt. So I waited until she spoke."I've been thinking," she said. This, I already knew. "I've been thinking"-her eyes met mine-"that maybe we should go away somewhere. Maybe just drive for awhile? You know, close your eyes and touch the map, that sort of thing?" She paused, looking me in the eye questioningly.
"I, uh..." I looked down at the table, unsure of how to respond. We'd known each other for awhile, she and I, but it was only recently that our relationship had changed, evolved even, to this new level. I dind't know if I was ready for it. "Yeah," I said, giving her my best imitation of a confident smile, "I think that sounds great."
She stopped twirling her fork and dropped it onto her plate, leaping up from the table. She practically knocked over her chair and banged her hip on the corner of the table, leaping towards me with her arms outstretched.
She brushed my hair out of my eyes and peppered my forehead with tiny kisses.
"I"kiss"love"kiss"you!" she exclaimed, standing back and folding her arms in satisfaction. "I can't wait. You won't regret this."
I smiled at her gain, taking in her beauty..the way her eyes crinkled around the corners when she smiled like that, I can't believe it took me so long to notice. The curve of her waist, the shine of her hair - and that one little piece that always fell over her eye - I loved it all. She never noticed that little piece of hair that always fell over her eye, but I did. I noticed it all.
She walked back to her seat, picking up her nearly-empty plate and carrying it into the kitchen. Scraping the remnants of the pasta dinner into the garbage can, Kate hummed some familiar yet unplaceable tune. Probably something she'd heard on the radio earlier that day.
"Kate?" I called from my seat, still at the table.
"Yeah?" she answered, looking over her shoulder from where she stood rinsing her plate off in the sink.
"I love you," I said.
She turned to face me, drying her hands on the blue dishtowel I'd gotten for a wedding gift only six months prior.
"I love you too, Heather," she said. "I love you a lot."
- VS -
Entry 2
I should have been treated like a goddamn hero, the best of the best and the baddest of the bad because I had just shattered a SERE (Survival/Evasion/Resistance+Escape) exercise by over 3days.
Only because I had lost so much weight in a very short time from a serious case amoebic dysentery did I allow myself to become discovered. I had made the statement; at least chronologically speaking, that I was second to none and that dying, in the middle of the Darien Gap, would just be a waste of material.
But during dust-off, I was reminded of the fact that the exercise was far from over and that the worst was yet to come.
Shit! I should have known that but I was one sick puppy with a temperature of over a hundred, tired and not thinking too straight.
When you add into the equation the fact that I am a member of the 10th SFG (Special Forces Group) out of Bad Toliz, Germany and have just shit in yard of the 7th SFG at Fort Gulick in the CZ (Canal Zone) it will become quite clear how much grief I have to look forward to in my near future.
It wasn't my idea to drop my ass off here instead of Okinawa or the Philippines with the rest of; "The Herd" but when you're in the army you do what and go where you're ordered, period.
***
It was O-dark hundred when the Huey picked me up. The minute my boot hit the skid I was grabbed by four other soldiers and thrown face down on the deck. A hood was jerked down over my face and two sets of cable ties, or "rat belts" as we use to call them were attached to my wrists and ankles.
Before the hood was placed over my head I had noticed no nametapes or insignias on any of my captors uniforms. I had expected this to an extent but the fact that a couple of the men were of definite Panamanian descent made me more than a little uneasy.
I was taken off the deck and trussed upright by, what felt like, hemp rope slung thru the cargo hooks in the back of the bird and then the beating commenced.
A few questions were asked but I still had the bugles blowing in my ears so I just absorbed the punishment in-between refrains of: Rawhide. It seemed noone liked my singing and when we finally landed back at the fort I think the pilot and his crewman got a few licks in themselves.
Instead of spending time chasing young female Zonians at the Balboa Yacht Club, on their off-days, they had been tasked to find me. Needless to say they were not happy campers.
***
I was grabbed by the feet and dragged from the LZ for what seemed like a quarter mile. The hood was taken off my head and I found myself standing in front of a large shipping container.
They wanted me to see this part.
The doors were opened and an unbelievable stench of piss and shit hit my nostrils followed by a bone-chilling cold air blast. Outside the refrigerated container the temperature was in the low ninety's, with a humidly that would drench your clothes in a matter of minutes even at O-dark hundred. During the day it got even hotter.
Inside sat a simple bench. A 50-gallon drum of water was set up on pallets next to it with a garden hose coiled up against the stand.
Due to the refrigeration unit, attached to the back of the container, the water inside the drum was half frozen.
The bench and surrounding floor was covered in half-frozen shit, piss and God knows what else.
O shit, resistance... It looks like its water board time.
You think you're drowning and in fact, you are.
It was bad but a couple of things kept me going.
I knew it was an exercise and I knew they wouldn't kill me.
But I was soon to learn interpretation can be a bitch and worse things can happen.
Besides the usual bullshit, they really wanted to know how I had evaded them for so long. They accepted the fact that I, and not "they", had put an end to that portion of the exercise.
They would have to kill me for that piece of information.
Being naked and lying down on a piece of plywood covered in your own shit and piss, and that of others, is no cakewalk even when you're young, strong and very well trained.
The cold was the bitch. It provided some numbness to the body blows that accompanied the rest of the mayhem I was receiving but it wasn't worth the trade off.
At some point during the ordeal one of my captor's said: "Alright asshole, you're gonna start losing body parts till you tell us what we want to know!"
A gurgled; "FUCK YOU! And your mama" was my response.
I felt the "rat belts" being cut off my ankles and then a pair of hands grabbed each one of my legs and I could feel them being spread.
"Last change soldier. Talk to me or your balls are history"
I followed with one last: "FUCK YOU!"
A second or two later I felt a jagged edge of something and a great pressure between my legs.
Disoriented as I was I knew this was not good but I was not about to accept the fact that something like this would actually be allowed to happen to anyone.
I'm thinking that we're all on the same side, right?
The next thing I hear through the hood is:
"Pull the hood off and help him up for a second and let him see what his silence has earned him so far"
"Make sure you all got a good grip on her because she just might not like what she sees"
The hood comes off and I find myself looking down at a set off bloody balls literally floating in a frozen sea of piss, shit and water sloshing around on the corrugated floor of the container.
I look between my blood covered legs and...wtf?
Nothing
The only thing visible is half the tip of my once 7" dick*
(*Angry)
"YOU MOTHERFUCKERS CUT MY BALLS OFF!?" is all I managed at first.
It was then I really started screaming but I stopped in mid-obscenity when I realized my voice had jumped at least 4 octaves.
O my God!
It's true.
They're gone.
***
When you take a man's balls, you take everything he has, and everything he's ever gonna have.
***
The bugles had stopped playing in my ears and I was close to sobbing and asking for my mommy but my brain kept looking for some, any, alternate answer.
I thought OK; the service has the best medical and surgical personnel in the world. They can re-attach those suckers back between my legs and it'll be all-good.
But then I thought:
"They're floating with the shit in the piss and the blood on the floor. It's not like they dropped them in a sterilized aluminum pan you fucking idiot!"
I would have broken down right there and then but as I scanned the room for any kind of answer I noticed one of the soldiers still had the K-bar in one of his hands!
When my eyes met his, the knife was thrown across the room into the grasp of another soldier who was guarding the door. In one fluid motion he caught the knife, pushed the plunger on the door, and threw the knife out.
A rat-tail file appeared out of nowhere and the same soldier shoved it in the loop on the door next to the plunger to act as a lock.
The only thing that saved me from "punking out" that day was pure animal rage.
I became a wild man.
Did this sadistic motherfucker think I was going to forgive him, or the others for that matter, for cutting off my balls?
So I went nuts.
I managed to break free, just for an instant, and leaped for the soldier that had been holding the knife.
Unfortunately I slipped on the floor, but I still managed to drive my head into his jaw before everyone jumped back on top of me.
I heard a absolute wonderful crack.
Even with all the yelling inside the box, louder voices outside were making their presence known and the door was opened.
Standing there was the full-bird colonel I had flown over with, the forts CO, and a bunch of other soldiers I didn't recognize.
As they picked me up off the floor my colonel bellowed:
"Goddammit, get my man out of there and warm him up"
"Use your hands if you have too"
And that's when I was dropped to the ground again.
"That's an order!"
And then I was picked up, only to be dropped down in the sand a few yards away, but I didn't care, the hot equatorial sun felt damn good after being in that fucking cooler for I don't know how long.
A large number of hands, gloved and ungloved, were rubbing me my body but stopped when a sheet of hot water cascaded over me.
Two soldiers on KP had brought over the wash water from the chow hall and had thrown it on me.
I had pieces of corn and lettuce stuck to my body and when I was allowed to get up a half a tortilla covered one of my eyes but I didn't give a shit at that moment because I was ready to hunt some people and do some serious damage, balls or no balls.
That's when I looked down.
And there were my balls, right where they were supposed to be.
I even had my full dick back!
Well, I'll tell ya right now, at the sight of my balls I went a little "kookoo" and started dancing around in the sand with my balls cupped in one hand and my other hand jerking my dick yelling:
"I GOT BALLS MOTHERFUCKERS!" and I GOT DICK TOO!
This little show went on for about 5 minutes.
All the soldiers present, even the officers and the man whose jaw I broke were laughing their asses off while they watched this poor, sick and disoriented soldier make a fool of himself.
My only defense is I had been up for 104 hours straight.
That's a lie.
I was happy to have my package back, intact.
Their twist was:
Someone knew that when a male's body temperature drops to a certain level the balls will retract inside to stay warm. The combination of the almost freezing temperature inside the container combined with the almost freezing water forced down my throat dropped my temperature to a dangerous level.
The penis will also shrivel up but will not fully retract as the scrotum sometimes does.
The balls and blood were real and came from a Panamanian morgue with an undisclosed location
My twist was:
Hell, I just left the area where the exercise was supposed to be confined, and hid on the outskirts of town 30 miles from the southern perimeter of the designated area.
I had stashed away a twenty-dollar bill and it bought me more than 2 days worth of Panamanian beer and papa-frietas.
When the money was almost gone I just loaded up on candy bars and bottled water and dee-dee bopped right back into the action.
4 of my days were legit, but do you think I was going to tell them my little secret?
Entry 1:
Axolotl
BadAssJulie
Bellebrown
Bigmike
Bubba2341
Circe
darko
Davros
DCWoody
DrogoRoch
DuiTicket
forthewin
FunnyAsCancer
ghola
goferforhire
gravitas
helbling
Hirilnara
Impassive-Digressive
Jack_McCallum
jgreening
JMG114
JoeyG
JonnyX
kaos-king
LT
morontian
Orgasmatron
polyamorousaj
rad1101
Sepsis
simple_catalyst
sparkle_pink
stevie_says
WingedFoote
32 eligible votes (35 total) *
Entry 2:
Amontillado
apollo88
august_sobriquet
Bizdorph
BLITZKREIG_BOB
calbearspolo
CaptainThorns
charminglybeef
coley
corn_nugget
Coyote
Crystle
drgoatcabin
Ducky
EchoBoxing
extacy_red
HotWillie
hour_man
indoninja
intellismartness
Jeanneee
joedaddy
justagirl27
lechuza
Magicaddict
MandaPanda
munkeypants
NerfHerder
nrduncan
ParlorTrick
peckerhead
Pentameter
redskieslookfake
Sacrilicious
scourge
Shaun_Rocks
sicosemen
St_Jimmy
The_taste_of_Monkeys
thedominator
35 eligible votes (40 total) *
* Eligible votes are those made by users who had either (A) posted 3+ messages OR (B) written 100+ [lowered from 750+] reviews as of the beginning of the UberMadness! competition.
User Reviews
Submitted by peckerhead (user info) at 2006-10-12 21:10:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-10-12 20:51:03 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-10-12 19:22:09 EDT (#)
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So did joedaddy forfeit?
Submitted by ParlorTrick (user info) at 2006-10-12 19:12:34 EDT (#)
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#2, although it pains me. I did like the twist in #1 but it needed more of a story.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2006-10-12 18:31:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
#2 all the way.
Submitted by august_sobriquet (user info) at 2006-10-12 16:26:56 EDT (#)
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well, number one i didn't care for. that wasn't exactly what one could call an exciting twist there at the end.
number two had some really cheesy moments and seemed very rough and rushed, but over all just more interesting.
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-10-12 16:26:29 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-12 15:20:39 EDT (#)
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Married women beat out missing testicles any day.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2006-10-12 15:06:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
balls.
Submitted by Shaun_Rocks (user info) at 2006-10-12 13:41:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-10-12 13:39:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I know that the twist in entry 1 was supposed to be that it was two girls, but I saw it coming a mile away.
Entry 2 just worked more for me.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-10-12 12:41:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not voting on this one.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2006-10-12 11:14:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Hirilnara (user info) at 2006-10-12 10:59:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The first one really made me smile.
The second was okay, it just didn't appeal; sorry.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-10-12 10:05:28 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2006-10-12 06:02:15 EDT (#)
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heads
Submitted by WingedFoote (user info) at 2006-10-12 02:47:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
two was utter nonsense. one hit close to home; although I am (obviously) not a lesbian, the relationship in the story has striking similarities to my last relationship.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-10-11 23:17:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
heh - I learned something new!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-10-11 21:48:14 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-10-11 18:37:14 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by thedominator (user info) at 2006-10-11 16:45:28 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2006-10-11 12:16:53 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-10-11 09:57:29 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by intellismartness (user info) at 2006-10-11 09:55:46 EDT (#)
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Only because number one felt so unfinished. Really, I'm sick of all the stories that talk about shit.
Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2006-10-11 09:42:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
well, they fit the title i guess..
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-10-11 08:41:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm confused about the forefit. But I'm flattered that someone actually listened to me when I said I'd join if they needed another writer.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-10-11 08:37:58 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-11 08:02:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Blaah, these were both fucking terrible, but two was a bit better, not much, just a bit.
Submitted by LT (user info) at 2006-10-11 07:48:35 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-10-11 07:30:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
three almost simultaneous and unbelievable happenstance's allowed this 20 minute rough draft to appear as my final submission
it's a shame because, for me, it was more than a good story (#2)
***
i believe a precedent has been previously set that allows a new, and willing, competitor to enter this competition if the original author forfeits
as demonstrated before, the individual would start with one loss in their column
***
that being said, i expect you to keep your rules consistent, and fair, and allow: Corn_nugget to take my place (if she wants to) in the next bracket of the competition
good-bye
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2006-10-11 06:25:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Neither of them leapt out at me.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-10-11 01:41:34 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by justagirl27 (user info) at 2006-10-11 01:20:32 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by DuiTicket (user info) at 2006-10-11 00:51:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
short....but better then 2nd one to me
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-10-11 00:39:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Neither of these was very good, but #1 was especially weak.
Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2006-10-10 23:20:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The hell?
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-10-10 22:50:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
the first one was boring, but at least it was well written
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-10-10 22:18:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-10-10 22:09:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
#1 - Twice the twist, indeed.
#2 - I couldn't even finish this... sorry.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-10 21:59:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2006-10-10 21:28:00 (#)
Ranking: 0
Semicolons and colons aren't Thai Hookers, you can't just use 'em whenever you feel like it.
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HAAAAAAAAAAHAHA
that's clever.
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2006-10-10 21:28:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
But, yeah, Entry 2 had serious punctuation issues, among other problems. Semicolons and colons aren't Thai Hookers, you can't just use 'em whenever you feel like it.
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2006-10-10 21:24:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I say, old chap, unless I miss my guess the brazen fellow is implying that the woman's lover shares her sex, unmistkably suggesting that they are of the Sapphic persuasion! A shocking twist! Forsooth, I shall report this heretickal obscenity to the burgomaster posthaste.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-10 20:06:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ummmm..
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-10-10 19:22:50 EDT (#)
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Better picture
Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2006-10-10 19:12:23 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-10-10 19:01:54 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-10 17:52:12 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:39:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The torture thing was good, but I'm always a sucker for lesbofiction....
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:17:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
One was just as long as it needed to be, and it had an overexcited lesbian in it.
Entry two seemed to drift around a bit too much, and I couldn't believe that the narrator was the same character to whom all of these things were happening.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-10-10 15:49:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-10-10 14:15:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
BTW, THE SECOND "I noticed it all. " CAUSED ME TO VOMIT ON MYSELF.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-10-10 14:12:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG LESBIANS, MUST VOTE FOR LESBIANS!$!1
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-10-10 14:04:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
reading these was worse than twisting my balls. wait, can i vote for my review? because it was a better entry for the title Twist than both of these were.
Submitted by nrduncan (user info) at 2006-10-10 13:56:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-10-10 13:38:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"I look between my blood covered legs and...wtf?"
Abbreviations like that in a writing contest?
Submitted by charminglybeef (user info) at 2006-10-10 13:32:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You know, for all its brevity and apparent lack of effort, number one wasn't so bad. The length and simplicity worked well for the theme, but I couldn't in good conscience give it my vote.
Number two had a decent story, and was clearly the product of greater care and effort.
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2006-10-10 13:30:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
lesbians vs man with no balls?
Submitted by calbearspolo (user info) at 2006-10-10 13:15:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
#1 was lacking something although it was good, #2 had missing balls.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-10-10 12:52:42 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2006-10-10 12:31:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Somebody's getting strangled.
...
You actually wrote "wtf" in your entry?
AUGH.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2006-10-10 12:29:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
YOU HAVE THE BEST TITLE IN UBERMADNESS HISTORY.
I AM ABOUT TO READ THIS, AND IF BOTH OF YOU FUCK THIS UP, I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND STRANGLE YOU.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-10-10 12:03:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
meh
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-10-10 11:48:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Waitaminnit!
The TWIST in #1 is that the couple are rug-munchers? Shit, if this was 1956 that would be cool.
#2 had some great ideas and nice set pieces. Unfortunately the quality of the writing was just awful. Sorry #2, not trying to be an asshole, but this needed a shit ton of spit and polish because this soldier started to sound like a little kid.
So the vote goes to #1 and the sinning lesbians who are doing their part to destroy the traditional american family and society as a whole. Then again, I am assuming that they are both really hot, and they had a long shower together right after this.
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2006-10-10 11:46:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Entry 1 ftw?
Submitted by helbling (user info) at 2006-10-10 11:30:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-10 11:24:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-10-10 11:02:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-10-10 10:58:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
These were both shite.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-10 10:47:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Entry one didn't go anywhere. I'd expect more at this point in the game.
Entry two was well-written but disturbing. The whole balls thing was weird.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-10-10 10:30:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Author 1...WTF?
Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2006-10-10 10:29:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-10-10 10:29:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry for no comment.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-10-10 10:21:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-10-10 10:17:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by drgoatcabin (user info) at 2006-10-10 10:12:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-10-10 09:40:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what dave and woody said
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-10-10 09:40:02 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-10-10 09:35:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I didn't really like either of these.
Coin Toss and not for the good reason.
-Dave
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-10-10 09:13:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-10-10 09:13:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Didn't like either, so I'm voting for the shortest, which logocally wasted less of my time/
I saw both 'twists' comnig from miles off.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-10-10 09:05:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Magicaddict (user info) at 2006-10-10 09:00:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
#1 was good, but could have been developed more. #2 had a great idea.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-10-10 08:58:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
both dreadful
the electro award for this round is going to be closely fought I can see.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-10-10 08:57:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
bullocks
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-10-10 08:57:26 EDT (#)
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Shame on number 1 for trying to get my vote with lesbianism.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-10-10 08:57:05 EDT (#)
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Just you bastard. Just.