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Submitted by UberMadness! (View user info) at 2006-10-10 11:11:15 EDT


This post is officially part of UberMadness!.

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Entry 1

*** a love story ***



real life became a huge bitch for me recently, sorry everybody.  (vote for me anyway.  out of sympathy).JPG (181 kB)


- VS -


Entry 2




He was a scrawny little kid from the Midwest, but his guitar playing was perfect.

His dad recognized the latent talent from the beginning, and took out a small loan to buy the twelve-year-old a decent guitar and amp, secretly hoping the boy's desire wouldn't fade, as it does in so many children at that age. Less than six months later the boy was in a band, and dad knew he had done the right thing. The boy was good, and his drive would someday make him perfect.

The band's names and personnel changed over the next few years, junior high and high school dances came and went, but the boy's drive and desire never waned. He knew he wanted to be a rock and roll star, and he knew it would take practice and dedication. Many of his friends wondered at the boy who would rather stay home and practice guitar instead of going out with friends to a movie, but they knew he would only smile and decline all invitations.

Shortly after his sixteenth birthday, an uproar at school caused him to drop out. His parents weren't happy about it, but they knew he was unhappy, and that cemented their decision. When the boy asked if he could move to a state further west and live with a friend, both parents agreed, although they cried after he left.

The bus trip west was long and boring, and he slept with his arms around his guitar. His friend met him at the bus station, and took him home to meet the wife and have a welcome barbecue. Talk of good times past filled the first night and most of the next day, but the ensuing months took their toll. The friend and his wife were so rattled by the boy's constant practicing, they asked him to leave.

His choice made for him, he pawned his electric guitar and got an acoustic instead. Sleeping on park benches and playing on corners for spare change kept him going, but he missed the guitar he gave up. After a month he had made enough jamming for the passersby to redeem his old axe from the hock shop, and he started looking for other musicians who wanted to play. Luck was with him, and he ran across some people practicing in a warehouse. He banged on the door and asked if he could jam with them. They let him in, he plugged into an amp, and impressed them to the point of them begging him to join the band.

During the next two years of playing in clubs around town, the boy polished his skills and gained a reputation, with people saying he would be the next Jimi Hendrix. He knew that would not happen, because Jimi was perfect, and that was a long way down the road. Few people in any trade achieve perfection, and the boy was sure he would be very good, but to equal Hendrix?


The small college town in the mountains was one of the gathering places for famous musicians, and the boy met many artists whose material he had learned from, and the chance to play on the same stage with them was almost enough to fulfill his dreams. But not quite. He knew he would be a star like those idols were, if only he could get the break he needed.

An established band in this windy mountain town found themselves in need of a guitarist, and the boy, who had heard the group before, jumped in with both feet. Adding his own riffs and songs, he helped create a sound that rose to at least a small level of prominence.
The band's songs were played on the local radio stations, and once or twice on the big stations across the country. But the boy still wasn't satisfied, and he left the band to chase his elusive dream once again.

Unknown to the boy, many famous people had heard his licks, and were impressed. He received a visit from a promoter and a very famous guitar player, asking if he wanted to take over the lead guitar spot in a big-name band. The boy knew it meant a lot of money, so he jumped at the chance. Money be damned, the gig lasted just over a year. He knew the direction he wanted his music to go, and this wasn't it.

While he was involved in recording his own material, another offer came along, and, although it would be very serious money, he only went to the audition out of curiosity. He got the job, and was now the guitar player for one of the biggest rock bands in history.
Marching always to the drummer in his head, this also lasted only a short while. He wanted to start his own group and move in his own direction.

His own group formed, the songs written, he was on top of the world. His big tour was just beginning, and he would wow them with a huge song off of his first album. The song was a hit, and the live performance went over as he had planned. What he didn't plan on that night was dying from an overdose of drugs.



The Miami Herald, December 4, 1976:

"Tommy Bolin, guitarist of The Tommy Bolin Band, formerly of Zeyphr, Energy, The James Gang, and Deep Purple, died in Miami of a "mixed drug overdose." Critics and friends compared his guitar skills to Jimi Hendrix, another 60s icon who died of a drug overdose."




Entry 1:
  BadAssJulie
  bob
  EchoBoxing
  Fr057m0urn3
  indoninja
  intellismartness
  Jeanneee
  joedaddy
  justagirl27
  Maestro
  rad1101
  rob_berg
  Sacrilicious
  scourge

  12 eligible votes (14 total) *

Entry 2:
  Adamdidit2u
  Amontillado
  Anansie
  Antioxident
  Axolotl
  Bellebrown
  Bigmike
  Bizdorph
  BLITZKREIG_BOB
  Bubba2341
  calbearspolo
  CaptainThorns
  charminglybeef
  Chroniclysm
  coley
  Confuzitron
  Coyote
  Cracked_out_cali
  Crystle
  Davros
  drgoatcabin
  DrogoRoch
  Ducky
  DudeThatsBOSH
  DuiTicket
  Exodus
  extacy_red
  FunnyAsCancer
  Genko
  ghola
  goferforhire
  helbling
  Hirilnara
  HotWillie
  ilikesteak
  Impassive-Digressive
  Jack_McCallum
  jgreening
  JMG114
  JoeyG
  JonnyX
  KevinHo
  KindaLikeJesus
  LT
  Magicaddict
  maiorano84
  MandaPanda
  morontian
  munkeypants
  MyNameIsTim
  Orgasmatron
  ParlorTrick
  peckerhead
  redskieslookfake
  RyuFu
  sicosemen
  simple_catalyst
  sparkle_pink
  SPECIALk
  St_Jimmy
  stevie_says
  supadupapupa
  The_taste_of_Monkeys
  v8lover

  60 eligible votes (64 total) *


* Eligible votes are those made by users who had either (A) posted 3+ messages OR (B) written 100+ [lowered from 750+] reviews as of the beginning of the UberMadness! competition.
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-10-13 20:02:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-12 14:45:15 (#)
Ranking: -1

"The bus trip west was long and boring..." Just like this story.

That sounds harsh. I don't mean it to be. The story's just so...frozen. It should be alive, especially if it's about music. This was just something that moved from one idea to the next. I didn't care. I read it, but I didn't care.

You gotta make me care.



I wish #1 had made more of an effort. IS ANYONE GOING TO USE 'PIGLET MAMBO?'
____________________
I had an idea Scourge was going to forfeit, so I mushed out something in the short time I had
away from work. Don't worry, folks, I'll be out in the next round.


Submitted by supadupapupa (user info) at 2006-10-13 05:59:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm starting to cry reading these

Submitted by Exodus (user info) at 2006-10-12 23:31:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-10-12 20:41:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-10-12 16:52:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2006-10-12 14:53:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

The shitty grammer, run-on sentences, and lack of everything made number one suck.
No offense, I'm sure you tried.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-12 14:45:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

"The bus trip west was long and boring..." Just like this story.

That sounds harsh. I don't mean it to be. The story's just so...frozen. It should be alive, especially if it's about music. This was just something that moved from one idea to the next. I didn't care. I read it, but I didn't care.

You gotta make me care.



I wish #1 had made more of an effort. IS ANYONE GOING TO USE 'PIGLET MAMBO?'

Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2006-10-12 13:24:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Author 2, if I wanted Behind The Music, I'd watch VH1.
Still beats a forfeit though.

Submitted by Hirilnara (user info) at 2006-10-12 11:57:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-10-12 10:15:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-10-12 09:53:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

They both sucked but at least Entry 1 sucked artfully.

Submitted by ParlorTrick (user info) at 2006-10-12 09:44:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Got to go with #2, but impressive run-on #1.

Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-10-12 09:40:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by KevinHo (user info) at 2006-10-12 05:40:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by Maestro (user info) at 2006-10-12 02:23:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-11 23:43:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

In other news, I read entry 2 again, hoping I'd like it better the second time, but no.

The concept had the potential to be really heartwarming and inspiring, but yet the writing seemed so sterile, it led me to feel no connection whatsoever to the character.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-10-11 23:42:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2006-10-11 23:39:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-10-11 23:27:50 (#)
Ranking: 2

Snort away, sweetie, but the bathroom wall says you blow a good clarinet, amongst other things...
___________

Ha! Touché.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-11 23:38:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You best me only at being old, name-calling, and using emoticons like a teenage girl.

Repartee takes two. You seem to want only to hear yourself talk, only in text form.



Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-10-11 23:27:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2006-10-11 23:00:24 (#)
Ranking: 0

*snorts in contempt at the idea of anyone being able to play an instrument perfectly*

IT DOESN'T HAPPEN IT DOESN'T IT DOESN'T (*burns her clarinets*)
___________
Snort away, sweetie, but the bathroom wall says you blow a good clarinet, amongst other things...

----
Saccy, deny your fate as you wish, but simply admit you hate me for besting you at everything.
I don't dislike you, but, as I said before, stop trying to control the repartee between us. You are not qualified for that or ANYTHING else. Give it up.
:-/


Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2006-10-11 23:00:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

*snorts in contempt at the idea of anyone being able to play an instrument perfectly*

IT DOESN'T HAPPEN IT DOESN'T IT DOESN'T (*burns her clarinets*)

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-11 21:28:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

SO PISSED OFF? Not quite. Just responding to a comment.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-10-11 21:28:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-10-11 21:15:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-11 10:33:40 (#)
Ranking: 2

So now even my "no comments" evoke shitstirring from you?

Explanations are not mandatory; NO COMMENT.
+++++++++++++
:-D "Shitstirrer, shitstirrer, stir me some shit
whip out yer wang, squirt on my tit,
pissing me off is your lot in life
so give me some rancid strife."


Ah, Saccy, you are SO fucking easy to piss off. You wouldn't know shitstirring if I rammed
it up your skinny asshole. Why do you get so pissed at me for being an asshole?
THIS IS THE FUCKING INTERNET, WOMAN. SHEESH!!!


Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-10-11 19:04:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


yup.

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-10-11 18:57:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


#1: No. Just no.

#2: I didn't read you, but #1 might as well have been a forfeit.

Submitted by peckerhead (user info) at 2006-10-11 18:48:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I read Entry 2 first because it had to do with rock n roll and guitars. The author went out on a limb. i.e. What makes you think any of us are old enough to have heard Bolin with James Gang and then with Deep Purple... and finally out on his own? The gamble paid off with me. Bolin was everything you say and more. A prodigy who had brains enough to shun traditional education and follow his dream.
I don't give a shit if he did die of a drug overdose. His time here on Earth was well spent. How does that saying go: Only the Good die young.
-----------------------------------------------
Entry 1: Yes, you did a great job of utilizing the title at the end. Please consider spell and grammar checks next time around.

Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-10-11 16:50:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by calbearspolo (user info) at 2006-10-11 16:30:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice work

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-10-11 12:53:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-11 12:45:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-11 10:19:12 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-11 00:05:48 (#)
Ranking: 0

so what the hell is #1 from, anyway? You guys know where it came from? I don't remember where I read it...
===

it was caul's last post. he was making fun of UM by writing it. as he is not in UM this is plagiarism. funny plagiarism.

someone should tell method so he can put it on his plagiarism website.
===========
AHHH YESS I couldn't remember..but I knew it was fuckin funny.
unoriginal bastards. :P

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-10-11 12:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-11 10:33:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-10-10 22:26:26 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-10 21:28:11 (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

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Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-10-10 21:12:51 (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment
((((((((((((((

Explanations are not mandatory, but WTF???

I have no clue about who did what, but why are you both such weirdos??

#2 was obviously better, but you are allowed your opinion, wrong though it may be.....

:-/
==
So now even my "no comments" evoke shitstirring from you?

Explanations are not mandatory; NO COMMENT.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-11 10:19:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-11 00:05:48 (#)
Ranking: 0

so what the hell is #1 from, anyway? You guys know where it came from? I don't remember where I read it...
===

it was caul's last post. he was making fun of UM by writing it. as he is not in UM this is plagiarism. funny plagiarism.

someone should tell method so he can put it on his plagiarism website.

Submitted by intellismartness (user info) at 2006-10-11 10:16:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh, so number 1 was plagiarised? I saw the addendum at the end and thought it mightve been something deliberate.

Can I change my vote?

Submitted by intellismartness (user info) at 2006-10-11 10:14:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Loved it, so deliberately bad it was actually quite humourous.

Sorry number 2.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-11 08:11:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Seriously, who comes up with this shit. I can vote on half of these with reading less than a sentence. Sympathy vote, my dick.

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2006-10-11 07:04:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I actually liked #2, sad little tale. Best left unsaid about #1. I really am wondering why people enter a competition when they obviously don't want to be in it.

Submitted by LT (user info) at 2006-10-11 06:51:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2006-10-11 05:49:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I dont know what to say.

Submitted by justagirl27 (user info) at 2006-10-11 01:27:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

what can i say, i'm a sap for begging.

Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-10-11 01:01:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't know why I was expecting anything from this contest.

It's ubersite!

It's SUPPOSED to suck.

I feel so silly.

Submitted by DuiTicket (user info) at 2006-10-11 00:22:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

auto 2

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-11 00:05:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

so what the hell is #1 from, anyway? You guys know where it came from? I don't remember where I read it...

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-10-11 00:04:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-11 00:04:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

#1 was actually pretty fuckin funny, and yes I know the author knew it was stupid and horrible..but I know I've read it somewhere before so either it's copied or the author reposted something they'd already written.

#2 was more of a "real" effort and was alright, but kind of petered out at the end.
yes, I said "petered".
But still better than 1, of course!

Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-10-10 22:33:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

1 plagiarism is not cool

2 well-written but boring

eh..

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-10-10 22:26:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-10 21:28:11 (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

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Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-10-10 21:12:51 (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment
((((((((((((((

Explanations are not mandatory, but WTF???

I have no clue about who did what, but why are you both such weirdos??

#2 was obviously better, but you are allowed your opinion, wrong though it may be.....

:-/


Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-10-10 22:25:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by KindaLikeJesus (user info) at 2006-10-10 21:42:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-10 21:28:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-10-10 21:12:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-10-10 21:08:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-10 15:13:59 (#)
Ranking: -1

I'm gonna give it up for Tommy Bolin
***********
"Don't let your mind post toastee, like some of my friends did...."


Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-10-10 20:22:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-10-10 20:01:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-10-10 19:50:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Didn't read anything but the filename.

Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-10-10 19:40:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2006-10-10 19:28:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Entry 2. No competition.

Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-10-10 19:11:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2006-10-10 19:04:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-10 17:48:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

For fucks sake...

Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-10-10 15:37:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Holy run on sentences, #1.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-10 15:13:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

I'm gonna give it up for Tommy Bolin

Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-10-10 14:14:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

awesome

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-10-10 13:44:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by Fr057m0urn3 (user info) at 2006-10-10 13:42:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-10-10 13:28:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-10-10 13:24:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm sorry.

These were both horrendous.

Entry 2 was slightly the lesser of two evils.

-Dave

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-10-10 13:17:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-10-10 12:55:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by Cracked_out_cali (user info) at 2006-10-10 12:54:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by v8lover (user info) at 2006-10-10 12:53:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

"rock 'n roll is a vicious game"


Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2006-10-10 12:39:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

#2, you may live. Barely.

#1, I'll see you on Friday.

Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2006-10-10 12:37:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

YOU HAVE THE SECOND GREATEST TITLE IN UBERMADNESS HISTORY.

I REPEAT MY EARLIER THREAT DIRECTED AT THE AUTHORS OF "TWIST."

Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-10-10 12:36:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

so many run-ons...

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-10-10 12:11:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2006-10-10 12:01:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-10-10 11:58:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-10-10 11:56:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-10 11:53:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-10-10 11:50:26 (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-10-10 11:12:16 (#)
Ranking: 0

1 is plagiarized.


Of course it is





I think that was their point Ax.

Now I regret my vote :(

Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2006-10-10 11:51:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This is by far the worst round two Ubermadness has ever seen.
For shame.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-10 11:50:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

not the first forfeit post I've voted for, and likely won't be the last.


#1 made me laugh, cheap laugh though it was.

#2 was just written in such a simplistic manner that it never really engaged me.

Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-10-10 11:50:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-10-10 11:12:16 (#)
Ranking: 0

1 is plagiarized.


Of course it is.

Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-10-10 11:49:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm so glad that there was so much thought going into how to put this UM together and who would participate and blah, blah, blah.

You fucking people are incredible.

Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2006-10-10 11:42:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0





Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-10-10 11:40:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Entry 2. Duh.

Submitted by drgoatcabin (user info) at 2006-10-10 11:39:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by charminglybeef (user info) at 2006-10-10 11:38:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

I do not possess the kindness required to constructively criticise this.

Sorry.

Submitted by helbling (user info) at 2006-10-10 11:21:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Entry one gets a 'hunh?' in response.

Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-10-10 11:18:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Entry two could've been a bit more interesting. It was very passive and I didn't feel connected to the main character at all. This could have benefitted from being a bit longer.

Submitted by Magicaddict (user info) at 2006-10-10 11:18:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

#2 was hard to read, almost to the point of being annoying, but it was a properly thought out piece that someone had put effort into.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-10-10 11:18:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I smell an electro award here!

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-10-10 11:18:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


Neither excited me, but #2 was well-written and had a lot of heart, and #1 was shit.


Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-10-10 11:15:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-10-10 11:12:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

1 is plagiarized.


Homer: I suppose you want to probe me. Well, you might as well get
it over with.

Kang: Stop! We have reached the limits of what rectal probing can
teach us.

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