Mercy is for the Weak (141 hits)
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Submitted by Chronic (View user info) at 2006-10-10 11:50:10 EDT
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Crazy Legs: "Arty Hambone! Arty! Lemme tellya a story!"
Arty "Icehat" Hambone: "No."
Crazy Legs: "Yeah, yeah. So this fella Charlie 3times had a hooker hole out down by 43rd street. It was for the kinks. Da freaky shit on the wall kinks, ifyaknawhaImean? Not my scene, but hey, boats float funny fo' some folk.."
Arty "Icehat" Hambone: "Nigga you crazy. Shut yer mouth."
Crazy Legs: "I ain't talkin' shit!"
Arty "Icehat" Hambone: "What you know about Charlie 3times? What's yer story, crackhead??"
Crazy Legs: "Crackhead, I know Charlie 3times. Me and him is like THIS, NIGGA!"
Arty "Icehat" Hambone: "Any proper bizniss man with a name like Charlie 3times ain't like THIS with any nigga crackheads crazy as you!"
Crazy Legs: "How you know, Icehat? They call you Icehat fo' the ice in your brain, nigga!!"
Arty "Icehat" Hambone: "Bah!"
Crazy Legs: "Bah you!"
[minutes later]
Crazy Legs: "Pepperton, Pep, git over here! I got a story for ya!"
Arty "Icehat" Hambone: Don't you be listenin' to Crazy Legs!"
Pepperton: "Nigga I ain't comin' to the corner 'til The Man is here!"
Crazy Legs: "You know about Charlie 3times' kink house over on 43rd?? You know about his girl Mercy??"
Pepperton: "I ain't comin' down the corner so I ain't got to talk to you, crackhead!"
Crazy Legs: "We all here fo' crack, nigga! You a crackhead too, Pepperton!"
Arty "Icehat" Hambone: "WHERE THE FUCK IS THE MAN??"
Pepperton: "Bah!"
Crazy Legs: "Bah you!"
[minutes later]
Crazy Legs: "Montgomery, you know 'bout Mercy from Charlie 3times' place?"
Montgomery: "You leave me alone, Crazy Legs."
Crazy Legs: "Mercy was the biggest lady I ever seen. Nigga she was a 7 foot nigga! Muscly and big. All these lil pipsqueaks would come in and.."
Montgomery: "Shut up, Crazy Legs!"
Arty "Icehat" Hambone: "You tell him Monty."
Montgomery: "Where's the man, Arty? He comin' today, right?"
Pepperton: "What's that I hear? He best be comin'!"
Montgomery: "You last in line, Pepperton! You ain't on the corner!"
Pepperton: "You saw me standin' here when you got here!"
Montgomery: "Corner is the corner! Right Arty??"
Crazy Legs: "Ol Charlie 3times would say.."
Arty "Icehat" Hambone: "Shut yer mouth Crazy Legs! The corner's the corner but Pep can stick his foot in yo ass, Montgomery, so shut yer mouth, too!"
Montgomery: "Bah!"
[minutes later]
Pepperton: "There he is. There's The Man!"
Crazy Legs: "Oh mercy!"
Arty "Icehat" Hambone: "I bet that's what you said to her!"
Pepperton: "Skinny nigga Crazy Legs getting all spanked on by some big lady nigga!"
Montgomery: "Ahaha."
Crazy Legs: "Fuck you nigga crackheads! Mercy was.."
Montgomery: "Gun!"
Pepperton: "Crazy Legs, where the hell you get a gun?"
Art "Icehat" Hambone: "The Man saw you! He's driving away you stupid crackhead!"
Crazy Legs: "I ain't stupid. And I ain't get beat on by Mercy...Mer...Mercy is for the weak!"
*3 shots*
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