10 of the Worst Album Covers Ever (1862 hits)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (View user info) at 2006-10-10 15:21:13 EDT
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Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2006-10-12 11:26:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The young girl at the bottom of the Reach album looks like she's just been molested by Richard Simmons.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-10-12 11:07:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-10-11 09:25:08 (#)
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Submitted by WingedFoote (user info) at 2006-10-11 00:44:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
whoa... even though this is ets, +2...
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i would if he did.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-11 17:52:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There's a lady in my yoga class who wears gigantic glasses, and she has black footless leggings under her hot pink zebra-striped leotard.
TRUE STORY
Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2006-10-11 10:41:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
playedyerguysed
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-10-11 10:27:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was awesome.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-10-11 10:06:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahahaa. I bought a Ernie Ball Stingray bass yesterday. 5 strings, active pick up, the fucking growl on this thing is like death warming up.
I doubt my album will be as cool as these.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-10-11 09:36:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-10-11 09:28:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tijuana Christmas. Excellent.
Is that cocaine all over him?
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-10-11 09:25:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by WingedFoote (user info) at 2006-10-11 00:44:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-10-11 08:12:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was excellent. Volume 2?
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-10-11 06:32:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
$10 says the Tiajuana Christman album cover will find itself photoshopped into a har har penner post in the next few dyas.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2006-10-11 05:13:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This couldn't be more plagiarized.
Submitted by WingedFoote (user info) at 2006-10-11 00:44:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
whoa... even though this is ets, +2...
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-10-11 00:41:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You had me at "escaped mental patient".
Something about Richard Simmons telling me to get naked really made me uncomfortable. And you can tell that album is from an earlier time because nowadays it would read:
"Go ahead an eat this album it's low in carbs! (Disclaimer: Do not eat this album or you will die.)"
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-10-11 00:10:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-10-10 22:36:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
needs more emoticons
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-10 20:52:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rating the post: +2
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2006-10-10 20:25:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
tijuana christmas rocks, what're you talking about?
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-10-10 19:46:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
alabama 40 hour week
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000002W86.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
look at the guy squatting down.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-10-10 19:45:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-10-10 19:17:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tijuana christmas.
oh yeah.
Submitted by Arizhel (user info) at 2006-10-10 19:13:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Richard Simmons scares me.
Even scarier than that is the fact that these days he couldn't get away with saying "if you want to eat this album, be my guest." Because someone -would- eat it, and then they'd sue him when their innards were sliced to ribbons.
Progress rules.
Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2006-10-10 18:56:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey Mr. Telephone Man...
It's like what Bob Dylan wrote when he stopped trying and just got wasted.
These are gold.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-10-10 18:34:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy funny.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2006-10-10 18:20:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I haven't seen these album covers before, and they kind of worked for me, but your running commentary sort of blew. It was like watching a cleverly set-up prank be ruined by Ashton Kutcher's voiceover.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-10 17:40:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Filthy- Now that you fixed Pigpen's computer, see if you can fix my penis- it leans to the right when erect and I want it to point straight out.
Submitted by Defect (user info) at 2006-10-10 17:23:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It was alright, until I was reading the Richard Simmon's Instruction Manual, and he said something about a hawaiian print leotard.
I couldn't help but think Electro.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-10-10 17:04:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually, the more I look at it, the guy on the left in the Nylons cover looks like UnderOathMeal.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-10-10 17:01:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
BULL FUCKING SHIT! I didn't even try! I just let you fix it because I'm lazy.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:50:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I had to fix the computer yesterday too. Ten minute job, after watching him struggle and swear at it for the best part of an hour.
Man's an idiot.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:44:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:36:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:22:07 (#)
Ranking: -2
FA- How the fuck do YOU know what I've had emailed to me in the last couple of weeks?
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Considering we stumbled across these albums in a goodwill the other day and I only scanned the last two pictures in for him this morning, the probability of you having received "this exact entire piece" via email a couple of weeks ago is about the same as you being able to achieve more than two pumps and a squirt without chemical help.
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Somehow I'm not suprised that you work the technical things in that relationship.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:36:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:22:07 (#)
Ranking: -2
FA- How the fuck do YOU know what I've had emailed to me in the last couple of weeks?
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Considering we stumbled across these albums in a goodwill the other day and I only scanned the last two pictures in for him this morning, the probability of you having received "this exact entire piece" via email a couple of weeks ago is about the same as you being able to achieve more than two pumps and a squirt without chemical help.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:33:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:18:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/stuffparty.jpg
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wow...it's...it's....beautiful
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:27:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:25:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
**blarf**
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:22:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
FA- How the fuck do YOU know what I've had emailed to me in the last couple of weeks?
Go brush your tooth.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:18:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Actually, I guess a minus rating for such a bland inoffensive post is a little harsh.
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:18:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/stuffparty.jpg
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:18:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
just not funny.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:17:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:01:23 (#)
Ranking: 0
Inion: of COURSE it's going to be 'meh' to you after you've already made a fucking fool out of yourse4lf because you didn't read it the first time. That's your defense mechanism.
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it's still meh. i've seen better from you.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:11:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
covered it*
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:11:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:02:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
Trivia factoid: The Nylons are the creators of the favorite sports anthem "Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye."
actually the song was originally written by the band Steam in 1969, the nylons covered in in the 80s
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:09:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, that Schwarzwälder Vesper cover fucking rocks. It's Hitlerific.
The guy on the Nylons cover isn't actually human, is he... he's a troll disguised as the bastard lovechild of Frank Zappa and Randy Johnson.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:02:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Trivia factoid: The Nylons are the creators of the favorite sports anthem "Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye."
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:01:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
FaC: Ok, let's look at this another way...
The title of your last post was: "All I Ever Learned About Love Came at the Bottom of a Bottle".
How many times have 'love' and 'alcohol' been combined? Must be millions. Hank Williams alone has got 50 years on you, kid.
Lighten the fuck up, you little high school bitch. Who cares if VH1 or E! are cool or not? I'm not trying to be them. Hell, I said in the first fucking sentence that you've seen similar shit before.
You're the one who apparently has the issue. Not me.
Inion: of COURSE it's going to be 'meh' to you after you've already made a fucking fool out of yourse4lf because you didn't read it the first time. That's your defense mechanism.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:00:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-10-10 15:38:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
Captain: I'm not convinced. I'll have to listen to it at some point, I guess. As much as the prospect might pain me by looking at the cover, I'll give it a chance.
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I can't vouch for the album that you bought, but I think you would enjoy "The Best of The Nylons" or "Illustrious" - good material on those two.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-10 15:59:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Darryl Strawberry was a member of The Nylons!!
Who knew?
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-10-10 15:58:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh God...
Seriously, I'm crying on the inside.
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2006-10-10 15:57:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I actually liked this.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-10 15:52:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i can't make it work.
it's still MEH. deal with it.
'mo.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-10-10 15:50:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Everyone who -2'ed this didn't read it.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-10-10 15:47:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I read it and thought it was 'meh'.
Not terrible, though. I did find the idea of Richard Simmons putting out an album...... creepy. I'll know what to avoid.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2006-10-10 15:42:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Point isn't that we've seen a couple of the specific covers mentioned, it's that this idea was barely funny the first time.
It's like watching E!'s "101 worst celebrity goofs." Yeah, you'd watch it if there was NOTHING else on, but you're not gonna praise E! when they come out with "101 worst nail breaks."
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-10-10 15:41:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-10 15:25:00 (#)
Ranking: -2
Ummmm, I had this exact entire piece EMAILED to me two weeks ago, you fucking plagiarizing asshole.
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Ummmm, no you didn't.
That's a fucking horrible font.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-10-10 15:40:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-10 15:35:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
You should pick the worst song from each album and do a cover of it
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That idea is worth a +2.
-Dave
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-10-10 15:40:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
SPT
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-10 15:39:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't mind Inion, she's a stunned cunt
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-10-10 15:38:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Captain: I'm not convinced. I'll have to listen to it at some point, I guess. As much as the prospect might pain me by looking at the cover, I'll give it a chance.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-10-10 15:37:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-10 15:34:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
i have seen this before and it was meh then too.
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No you haven't.
What the hell is wrong with you people? Do you look at the first three pictures and think the post is about those albums?
This is why no one comes to this fucking website anymore. You're all a bunch of morons.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-10 15:35:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You should pick the worst song from each album and do a cover of it
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-10-10 15:35:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh and I guarantee you haven't seen these particular albums on any such lists. But that's why in the post it says "MORE Worst Album Covers".
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-10-10 15:35:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Dude, the Nylons are actually one of the best long running a cappella groups from the past few decades. And they're Canadian to boot.
Seriously, check out some of their newer albums...you might be pleasantly surprised.
As far as the rest of these guys though, they're all fags.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-10 15:34:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i have seen this before and it was meh then too.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-10 15:33:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Michael Franks kicks ass, however - that guy has one the sexiest voices ever.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-10-10 15:33:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I know this has been done before. The only reason I did it is because I actually found these albums at the Thrifty Nickel and now own them...
What the fuck else am I gonna do with them? Listen to 'em? Pssht.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2006-10-10 15:32:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Seen it before. Probably on this site.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-10 15:29:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-10-10 15:23:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
hey man theres a typo in the title, it should read 'Best' ..not 'Worst'
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2006-10-10 15:28:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Been done SOOOOO many times before.
-2 for rehashing the same stupid and tired concept.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-10-10 15:27:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha-ha. Great stuff.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-10 15:25:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ummmm, I had this exact entire piece EMAILED to me two weeks ago, you fucking plagiarizing asshole.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-10-10 15:23:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hey man theres a typo in the title, it should read 'Best' ..not 'Worst'
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-10-10 15:23:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yup, that DOES look like frank zappa
Submitted by Sandecki (user info) at 2006-10-10 15:23:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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