Maybe it's time to get off the wagon? or is it on the wagon? (526 hits)
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Submitted by S R (View user info) at 2006-10-10 16:03:38 EDT
For the past year or so, on Friday Nights, I have turned in my beer mug for a job as a bouncer at my local area bar. Usually I would be drinking there on a Friday because it gets pretty busy and is always a good time.
This past Friday I decided to have a couple of drinks on the job. One: I was not working the door I was in the back. Two: all my friends were drinking in the back. Three: I was kidding about the trading in my beer mug, Fridays are great.
At 1:30am or so my boss asked me to watch the front door. No prob. It was chilly outside and no one wanted to stay outside all night. So I'm standing there doing a little carding, making sure the smokers don't run off with their drinks and craving my half drunk beer in the back room, usual crap.
Then a little altercation started up just to the right of me. Now the bar I work at is very calm, in the past year I've had to step into maybe 3 altercations and one actual fight. There are two women accosting this guy. One fat stocky short hair bitch that reminded me of danny devito with hair and the other tall blonde who'd I'd fuck in the eye socket. The guy is trying to get away. My first impression a girlfriend and her butch friend are pissed at her boyfriend. I step in.
"Whoa, whoa, calm down and relax" - Yes I'm real intimidating I know.
As I say that I step in between and separate the women. Danny grabs my arm.
"Eh, esti... I neeeeed to talk do yoo" - that's pretty much a how her English sounded.
At this point the blonde who'd need an eye-patch after I got through with her grabbed me too. I let them know I don't give a flying fuck what their problem by saying.
"I don't need to talk to you, I don't care if your boy-toy fucked your mother, neither of you are getting in this bar"
I really said it like that too, you know I was trying to be tough as I'm the smallest bouncer that works there and the only one outside and I really felt like laying down the law. Yes the law was about to be laid.
The two women retreat to the parking lot and wait by their car. The next bouncer to work outside comes out I tell him that those two women were not allowed back into the bar. Just as I say that I would estimate 5-8 cop cars show up, storm out of their cars and charge the bar with beating sticks in hand.
Then the police chief walks up with the two women and asks if I refused them in to the bar.
They were undercover cops arresting some guy. Eye-patch said she showed me her badge.
I think I'm in big shit, that or I should lay off the sauce awhile.
Ah well, other than that, how's life Uber?
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-12-18 12:54:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-10 19:06:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You did the right thing, whether they were cops or not.
Fucking cops should NEVER be allowed into a bar...ask your boss.
He'll back you, I promise. And I know what I'm talking about....bartended for 8 years back in the late 70's early 80's, even when I was working other jobs.
Cops are persona non gratis in a bar.
PS. Go fuck that broad in the eye and do THAT post.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-10 18:54:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
real Americans dont listen to cops
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-10-10 18:26:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lovely?
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-10-10 17:00:33 EDT (#)
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Here's another since no one's rating your stuff.
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:26:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHA, good story.
Most boucers are dicks for no reason. I hope you learned your lesson.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:15:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:11:48 (#)
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How drunk were you?
I mean is this bitch full of shit, or were you loaded. Can you get in trouble for that, I mean just flashing a badge doesn't mean shit they have to identify themselves cops and say it is police business otherwise you can't get in trouble for not letting them in.
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honestly there is no reason for me not to let them in if I saw a badge and I wasn't drunk enough to miss something like that. personally I think they are full of shit, my problem is judges like cops.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:11:48 EDT (#)
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How drunk were you?
I mean is this bitch full of shit, or were you loaded. Can you get in trouble for that, I mean just flashing a badge doesn't mean shit they have to identify themselves cops and say it is police business otherwise you can't get in trouble for not letting them in.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:11:13 EDT (#)
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what an anecdote.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:08:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:07:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
That's why I seldom drink in public anymore
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I was drinking but I wasn't drunk... it was only 130...
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:07:35 EDT (#)
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not too shabby TL, busy at school and working part-time... just looking for more hours.
How bout those pats? just covered my spread this week wooo!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:07:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's why I seldom drink in public anymore.
Submitted by Sandecki (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:06:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
She should of gave you the beaver shot.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:05:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fantastic. How are you?