A Few Reasons I Come To Ubersite (3779 hits)
Category: GraphicsLabels: Uber_Only
Rating: 0.8 on 209 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by kaos-king (antius777) (View user info) at 2006-10-10 16:27:49 EDT
C'mon... what were you expecting?
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Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2006-10-24 20:06:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2006-10-15 12:15:26 (#)
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I am insulted
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So am I. I thought you had a thing for redheads!
Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2006-10-15 12:15:26 EDT (#)
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I am insulted
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-10-15 08:20:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-10-11 09:25:18 (#)
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I dont see what all the fuss is about. It's a cross section of a bunch of normal lasses. What else would it be?
Models?
Midgets?
THERE'S ONLY ONE TYPE OF FOLKS, AND THAT'S FOLKS.
Get over yourself people
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So well put.. it's just people.. who says we HAVE to be what some people expect. This confuses me? Myabe there are more shallow people on Uber than elsewhere?
You really should've included Manicmother though..
Nice shout out to the girls kaos.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-10-14 20:10:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahahahahahaaha
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Pocket Pal by In House Review
Rating: 7
This is our entry level masturbator, and it should be considered as such. You can get a nice feeling out of it, and its shape allows you to use it hands free (between two pillows, or squeezed into a couch...). The end is closed so you won't ruin your couch, but it makes it hard to clean. The entrance is very tight so you have to use a lot of lube, and it will eventually break up.
For the price it's not bad, but we have better models for just a little more money.
Pros
-Nice feeling
-Nice Shape allows you to use it handsfree
-Very Cheap
-Closed so you won't cum all over the place.
Cons
-Closed, so hard to clean
-Will eventually break up (while using it or cleaning it)
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-10-14 14:22:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I made a list! Although I have a much better pic available now.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-12 19:31:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That is horrifying.
But I have to ask how the hell you found that...
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Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2006-10-12 16:34:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-10-11 11:27:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
This one:
Leg Up Blow Up Doll by GansgtaPimp
Rating: 10
This is so real! The details in the face are so real and this is the best intercourse I have ever gotten. Very firm hole and easy to clean. This baby gets me off all of the time. She is the best woman I could ever ask for, it feels just like I imagine a pussy to feel like, get's me off in a matter of seconds!
Pros
EVERYTHING!
Cons
NONE!
I just had to share this one with the rest of the class.
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-10-11 11:22:48 (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.toyssexshop.com/products/7003.htm
check out this review by GangstaPimp.
i am sad for him.... =(
This made me giggle for an hour and I have no idea why cause its so sad.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-10-12 11:24:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-10-11 16:50:41 (#)
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I like "most" of these bitches.
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And I'm on the top of your list.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2006-10-12 11:17:29 EDT (#)
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Thorpe, I'd like to talk to you about Children of God. You too could be a member of The Family.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-12 11:14:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
200th review
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-10-12 11:08:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this makes you so lame.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-10-12 10:39:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-10-07 06:33:32 (#)
Ranking: -2
jesus you people need to get laid.
plus, she looks like a boy. not a man, a BOY. a pre-pubescent boy. now, im not saying anything, i'm just saying you might need to have a look at what you internet-obsess over.
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"she" being ghola.
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2006-10-12 09:47:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Should've taken Forensic's pictures from her myspace page.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-10-11 18:37:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
God I need a haircut
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-10-11 18:08:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny, that doesn't make me want to come to Ubersite at all.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-10-11 17:51:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-10-11 13:10:59 (#)
Ranking: 0
i like badassjulie
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Aww, I <3 RETRO!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-10-11 16:50:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like "most" of these bitches.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-10-11 16:31:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm flattered.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-11 14:50:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-10-11 13:09:36 (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahahahahahaha! Now THAT'S more like it.
You know, I remember when I was babysitting for Moses I used to........
hang on, I gotta go change my Depends. BRB
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I can help you with that if you like. I'm a professional. But no jewelry-stealing.
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-11 12:53:08 (#)
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forget the ring, let's have unprotected anal sex
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A man after my own heart!
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-10-11 13:10:59 EDT (#)
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i like badassjulie
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-10-11 13:09:36 EDT (#)
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hahahahahahahaha! Now THAT'S more like it.
You know, I remember when I was babysitting for Moses I used to........
hang on, I gotta go change my Depends. BRB
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-11 13:05:22 EDT (#)
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Quiet Skeletor, I've been laying off you now that I know you're older than Jesus and just woke up from being cryogenically frozen for 30,000 years, but I will gladly start up with you again if you'd like.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-11 13:03:30 EDT (#)
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kinda wishing i could do my hair after looking at all the effort that went into these...
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-10-11 13:00:11 EDT (#)
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Method no longer addresses me. :(
In other news, I want to steal some of Coley's jewelry.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-11 12:53:08 EDT (#)
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forget the ring, let's have unprotected anal sex
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-11 12:43:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-11 06:29:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
There are certain people who can take a joke, like Coley (who I absolutely adore for, even though I'm horribly mean to her)
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Method, if you think you're "horribly mean" to me, you're losing your edge. :P
You've gotten a rise out of me once or twice, but it's been quite awhile. You insensitive fucking prick, I adore you and your twisted sense of humor too. Now buy me a ring.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-10-11 11:49:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-10-11 11:21:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-11 11:19:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
well tiger hasn't given me her leg yet so hook a sista up would ya?
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A leg, a vagina... What are you trying to do Katy, make a frankenpussy? You sick fuck.
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BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-11 11:42:42 EDT (#)
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that thing about the reviews makes me sad.
i think we have a blow up sheep here actually. i know we have one of those inflatable punching bags in the shape of a penis and at least one "normal" blow up doll.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-11 11:38:40 EDT (#)
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hahahahahahaahah, at least they have a sense of humor
Inflatable Sheep by Daniel Houston
Rating: 10
************* Note by moderator ******************
We usually don't show those, but that one was way too funny to just delete.
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Feels so real, and dont have to catch the little prick first.
Pros
no wool in the teeth
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-11 11:37:32 EDT (#)
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i tried to leave a review, but they moderate it. The reviews dont appear instantly, they check them first = (
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-10-11 11:37:14 EDT (#)
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You know how it is when you're forced to attend a family function? You get anxious and hostile because you know you'll be forced to interact with annoying relatives. The ones that tell you the same joke everytime they see you and expect you to laugh and chortle like it's the funniest thing you've ever heard.
Posts like this are similar to that.
You're like, oh look, someone posted their pic. Then you sit back and tally up the body slams and watch as everyone shoves wasp nests as far up their assholes as their arms can reach.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-10-11 11:31:23 EDT (#)
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i wish this was a gag site, but it's real. people actually buy this stuff and.... make love to it.
http://www.toyssexshop.com/products/7004.htm
http://www.toyssexshop.com/products/6042.htm
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-11 11:31:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-10-11 11:27:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
This one:
Leg Up Blow Up Doll by GansgtaPimp
Rating: 10
This is so real! The details in the face are so real and this is the best intercourse I have ever gotten. Very firm hole and easy to clean. This baby gets me off all of the time. She is the best woman I could ever ask for, it feels just like I imagine a pussy to feel like, get's me off in a matter of seconds!
Pros
EVERYTHING!
Cons
NONE!
I just had to share this one with the rest of the class.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-10-11 11:22:48 (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.toyssexshop.com/products/7003.htm
check out this review by GangstaPimp.
i am sad for him.... =(
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soo..... can we leave these reviews however we please or is there some sort of registration process? because i was thinking maybe a growingfamily.com round two except with sex toys. we are retarded enough for it.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-11 11:28:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-10-11 11:21:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-11 11:19:07 (#)
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well tiger hasn't given me her leg yet so hook a sista up would ya?
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A leg, a vagina... What are you trying to do Katy, make a frankenpussy? You sick fuck.
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no, i promise to put a penis on it as well.
hermaphrenstein.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-10-11 11:27:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This one:
Leg Up Blow Up Doll by GansgtaPimp
Rating: 10
This is so real! The details in the face are so real and this is the best intercourse I have ever gotten. Very firm hole and easy to clean. This baby gets me off all of the time. She is the best woman I could ever ask for, it feels just like I imagine a pussy to feel like, get's me off in a matter of seconds!
Pros
EVERYTHING!
Cons
NONE!
I just had to share this one with the rest of the class.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-10-11 11:22:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.toyssexshop.com/products/7003.htm
check out this review by GangstaPimp.
i am sad for him.... =(
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-10-11 11:21:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-11 11:19:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
well tiger hasn't given me her leg yet so hook a sista up would ya?
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A leg, a vagina... What are you trying to do Katy, make a frankenpussy? You sick fuck.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-10-11 11:19:15 EDT (#)
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Oh my god.
Yeah, I read the reviews.
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-11 11:19:07 EDT (#)
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well tiger hasn't given me her leg yet so hook a sista up would ya?
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-10-11 11:17:59 EDT (#)
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I don't need a fake rubber one. I bought mine off an indonesian immigrant. Some of those girls are so desperate, they'll sell ANYTHING.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-11 11:17:35 EDT (#)
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could be worse. when i was in vegas one of the guys from the british office pulled a pocket pussy out of the center piece at our table and stretched it out and flopped it around a bit saying things like "well that won't fit" and "a bit dodgy on the length, oh it stretches."
british people are silly.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-10-11 11:14:52 EDT (#)
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i was hoping you'd read the reviews...
ahahaha
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-11 11:12:31 EDT (#)
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jesus christ the reviews on those products are nauseating, and I bet 90% of them came from Uber users
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-10-11 11:09:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-10-11 10:05:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
It would be nice if possessing a vagina would get me a few more reviews on my story.
By possessing I mean I carry one around in my pocket. Kind of like a set of brass knuckles only when I hit people with it they just look at me funny instead of having broken jaws and stuff.
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ever heard of a pocket pussy?
http://www.toyssexshop.com/products/0400.htm
i used to carry one around in my pocket and fuck it in bathrooms when i got the urge and i was out in public. it was nice to have, but i've moved on-
http://www.toyssexshop.com/products/bms4035.htm
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-10-11 10:58:10 EDT (#)
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*HOURS to find it.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-10-11 10:57:50 EDT (#)
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Yeah, I left mine on a pedestal the other day. It took HOURS
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-10-11 10:56:07 EDT (#)
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don't put the pussy up on a pedestal.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-11 10:25:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-10-11 10:11:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, I wouldn't +2 it. You have no idea the kind of shenannigans a disembodied vagina can cause.
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i could send you one out of rubber if you want to wait a little for it.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-11 10:24:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm +2ing your bajiner. What's the problem?
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-10-11 10:21:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hot.
And creepy.
Go stroke one out.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-10-11 10:15:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Method, you big dork. What are you doing?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-11 10:14:15 EDT (#)
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Who's the broad in the swimsuit, you know, the one that looks like she wants to get smacked with a shovel?
Method, you dolt, since when is "rapist" anything other than a compliment. Thank you, sir, I say thank you.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-10-11 10:11:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, I wouldn't +2 it. You have no idea the kind of shenannigans a disembodied vagina can cause.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-11 10:11:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2006-10-11 00:19:51 (#)
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I really like that picture of forensicgirl. It's really sexy, and for some reason it makes me want to go out and smoke because she looks really cool, so I guess that's what cool, attractive people do.
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hahaha
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buck up kaos, a little flaming is good for the soul.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-11 10:08:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 ANANSIES BAJINER
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-10-11 10:07:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, that's a lot harder than it sounds, katy.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-10-11 10:05:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It would be nice if possessing a vagina would get me a few more reviews on my story.
By possessing I mean I carry one around in my pocket. Kind of like a set of brass knuckles only when I hit people with it they just look at me funny instead of having broken jaws and stuff.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-11 10:03:17 EDT (#)
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btw i looked like linda blair (before) as a child, i've been trying to find a decent comparison pic but i can't. someone find me some exorcist BEFORE pics please.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-11 10:02:03 EDT (#)
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stfu rapist
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-11 10:01:38 EDT (#)
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I love the predator comments, too. Method has iwanttobesimon syndrome, don't mind him.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-11 09:58:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'M actually God's gift to women and lesbians that secretly want to be straight
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-10-11 09:58:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Where's Cabaret Girl?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-11 09:54:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-10-11 09:36:41 (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-11 09:25:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-11 09:13:37 (#)
Ranking: -1
So....many.....scags....on....one........page....eyes.....bleed.....death...
*dies*
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...yet you're still a predator. And YOU'RE god's gift to women, right?
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Hehehehehe. This comment made me smile.
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Oh lishy, quit being so cunt and joke with us. To answer your question, yes times 2.5
In all honesty I would hump 1.5 of you.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-11 09:50:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:59:18 (#)
Ranking: 0
I shouldn't have watched the ring 22 times last week = (
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i am firebombing queens or sending you poisoned cookies...
i did not see this post yesterday. i love how we're all assholes. except for like tiger she's got like a heart or a soul or something.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-10-11 09:38:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I appreciate the sentiment kaos dear. We love you too. You're one of the only "real" writers on this site, despite your last few posts ;)
I also get a kick out of being called ugly by this lot - after 2 years on Ubersite, I've learned to get over myself and start loving it for what it is.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-10-11 09:36:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-11 09:25:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-11 09:13:37 (#)
Ranking: -1
So....many.....scags....on....one........page....eyes.....bleed.....death...
*dies*
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...yet you're still a predator. And YOU'RE god's gift to women, right?
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Hehehehehe. This comment made me smile.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-10-11 09:27:51 EDT (#)
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Kaos, quit being so sensitive
Did you think that you weren't going to get some unwarranted negativity?
This is UBER for fuck's sake
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-11 09:25:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-11 09:13:37 (#)
Ranking: -1
So....many.....scags....on....one........page....eyes.....bleed.....death...
*dies*
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...yet you're still a predator. And YOU'RE god's gift to women, right?
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-10-11 09:25:18 EDT (#)
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I dont see what all the fuss is about. It's a cross section of a bunch of normal lasses. What else would it be?
Models?
Midgets?
THERE'S ONLY ONE TYPE OF FOLKS, AND THAT'S FOLKS.
Get over yourself people.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-10-11 09:18:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kaos, don't heed the haters below. You didn't do anyone any harm with this post.
Perception is the master of behavior.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-10-11 09:14:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-10-11 02:04:26 (#)
Ranking: -2
... a plethora of women pissed at me because it seems they can camwhore at any time they like, but fucking forbid when someone else does it honoring them.
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that's because you're a fat ugly loser otherwise women would be glad you gave them attention.
it's like when a normal well-kept man eyes a woman, she'll smile timidly but if you're ugly she'll go "ewwww, creep"
the moral behind this story? kill yourself.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-11 09:13:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
So....many.....scags....on....one........page....eyes.....bleed.....death...
*dies*
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-10-11 09:02:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I know that you don't know me very well
We've barely met, but I can surely tell
No one will ever love you like I do
I like to feel the warm spot on your chair
Sometimes I drool and usually I stare
My precious one
I saved that gum that you threw in the garbage
You're the one I dream about
But the only question with me now is
Do I creep you out?
Everytime I shake your hand now
Wanna stick your fingers in my mouth
Do I creep you out?
Call you every night and hang up, whoa, up
Gonna carve your name in my leg
In my leg
Something I should ask about
Can I sniff the pit stains on your blouse?
And do I creep you
Do I creep you out?
Your restraining order's out
Still the only question with me now (oh, the only question)
Is do I creep you out? (is do I creep you out?)
Know exactly where you live now
Followed you from work back to your house
(Followed you from work back to your house)
Well, do I creep you out?
Do I creep you out?
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-10-11 08:57:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus dude, I told you I appreciated the sentiment, and I told you on here and through mail that it's no big deal. Don't get all pissy about it. Any snotty comments I had were definitely NOT directed at you. Like I said, I appreciate the sentiment. Jesus.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-10-11 08:45:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How did this piss people off? I'm confused.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-10-11 08:38:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I know you would preer to get most heated for the stuff you actually write, but posts like these always get lots of attention from all of the users on the site. It's one of the things that you should know before posting it.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-10-11 08:27:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you are all lovely. i can't identify a few though.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-10-11 07:47:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*sigh*
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-10-11 07:39:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto +2 for me. Thanks kaos.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-11 07:29:19 EDT (#)
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One, maybe 2....blarggggggggllle
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-10-11 07:14:43 EDT (#)
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Two words: Cave Dwellers.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-11 06:30:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If I didn't make myself perfectly clear, the problem isn't with people like Caul or Habeeb or (gasp!) me, it's with the broads. Stop being so fucking cunt struck.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-11 06:29:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There are certain people who can take a joke, like Coley (who I absolutely adore for, even though I'm horribly mean to her), and then there are insecure, over sensitive cry baby bitches who get their feelings hurt at the slightest comment. If i took to heart all the comments directed towards my camwhore, I would have committed Seppuku by now.
You didn't do anything wrong. You were honoring these girls for some odd reason, and just like women will do in real life, they turn it around on you and make you feel like shit.
Tell those that can't appreciate your gesture to go fuck themselves, like I do. It's liberating, really.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-10-11 06:21:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
not one picture of urbane's snatch... not ONE!!! well, i guess in all fairness, as funny as her twat was, it's not a reason to come to ubersite. it's more a reason to run screaming into traffic.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-10-11 02:46:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-10-11 02:24:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-10-11 02:04:26 (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus fucking Christ...
You know, I thought this would be taken with a grin by a few people, I thought it would be well received. My Mistake.
Sure, there are a few cock-suckers like Caulaincourt and worthless fucks like Habeeb on this site, but I can't believe the amount of negativity in the reviews. This was suppose to be a joke - a shoutout to just the ladies of Uber who have made me smile, laugh and cringe. It was meant to be something nice, just a silly little tribute in the middle of all the UberMadness and GruberFest postings.
But no.
I've got illiterate trolls like DMD and Echo stomping around like subhumans and a plethora of women pissed at me because it seems they can camwhore at any time they like, but fucking forbid when someone else does it honoring them.
Whatever. Fuck every single one of you.
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I've got your back, Kaos, I've gotten nothing but shit from almost everyone since I started posting. They're all a bunch of bitter little people with nothing better to do than shit all over everyone else's cereal.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-10-11 02:19:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kaos...
I'm ok with it...made me laugh
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-10-11 02:04:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus fucking Christ...
You know, I thought this would be taken with a grin by a few people, I thought it would be well received. My Mistake.
Sure, there are a few cock-suckers like Caulaincourt and worthless fucks like Habeeb on this site, but I can't believe the amount of negativity in the reviews. This was suppose to be a joke - a shoutout to just the ladies of Uber who have made me smile, laugh and cringe. It was meant to be something nice, just a silly little tribute in the middle of all the UberMadness and GruberFest postings.
But no.
I've got illiterate trolls like DMD and Echo stomping around like subhumans and a plethora of women pissed at me because it seems they can camwhore at any time they like, but fucking forbid when someone else does it honoring them.
Whatever. Fuck every single one of you.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2006-10-11 00:19:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I really like that picture of forensicgirl. It's really sexy, and for some reason it makes me want to go out and smoke because she looks really cool, so I guess that's what cool, attractive people do.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-10-11 00:06:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh my god you're making me horny.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-10-11 00:00:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-10-10 23:58:27 (#)
Ranking: 0
oh.... yeah, i'd have to bend you over.
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It's alright. I'd rather not look at your face.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-10-10 23:58:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh.... yeah, i'd have to bend you over.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-10 23:57:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-10-10 20:44:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
At least the women attempt to take care of themselves. Do you ugly fuckers, sitting in pools of your own sweat and semen, even bother to shower daily?
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*gets up, starts checking office for spycam installed by Anansie..*
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-10-10 23:56:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm on the left, in the green tank, and I don't give a shit who knows it.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-10 23:51:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-10-10 23:48:17 (#)
Ranking: 0
Anansie, if you're the top left picture, i'd fuck you from the front, too.
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No, that's the old, improved Ghola TX.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-10-10 23:48:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Anansie, if you're the top left picture, i'd fuck you from the front, too.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-10-10 23:27:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-10-10 23:23:29 (#)
Ranking: -2
i was expecting a shitty post filled with ugly, self obsessed whores.
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You came to the right place.
I like the new, cruel echo.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-10-10 23:23:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i was expecting a shitty post filled with ugly, self obsessed whores.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-10-10 23:23:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by laika (user info) at 2006-10-10 23:08:04 (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-10-10 20:44:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
At least the women attempt to take care of themselves. Do you ugly fuckers, sitting in pools of your own sweat and semen, even bother to shower daily?
Does not showering negate the validity of someone's opinions?
We all know the internet deal. Women show pictures of themselves in order to get attention that is disproportionate to the actual content of their writing or thoughts. Not that the women on here are necessarily bad writers- just that invariably someone who portrays a semiattractive female persona will get far more hits. For someone who's taken advantage of this internet bargain, you seem fairly sensitive. At least be grateful that some people are willing to give honest criticisms here. Just learn to ignore the ones who are indiscriminately negative.*
*this opinion made valid by the fact that I shower daily and have slightly above average looks.
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Point 1: Obviously you haven't read all my comments on this subject, nor do you have enough information about me to psychoanalyze me. As I've said on this post, and on others, it doesn't bother me. If you want the reasons for my comment, see below.
Point 2: That comment was meant to be part of the glorious give and take that is uber. The men insult the women here relentlessly, and should therefore be insulted as well, and with as much pseudo-venom.
Point 3: That photo was never shared on ubersite, nor through email. Being female isn't really something I've bothered to take advantage of here, except in a joking manner. If I had, I'd have way more hits and reviews.
Point 4: Everyone has a valid opinion.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-10-10 23:17:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
TELL ME TELL METELLLMEE
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-10-10 23:06:43 (#)
Ranking: 0
I know who the blurry chick is
Submitted by laika (user info) at 2006-10-10 23:08:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-10-10 20:44:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
At least the women attempt to take care of themselves. Do you ugly fuckers, sitting in pools of your own sweat and semen, even bother to shower daily?
Does not showering negate the validity of someone's opinions?
We all know the internet deal. Women show pictures of themselves in order to get attention that is disproportionate to the actual content of their writing or thoughts. Not that the women on here are necessarily bad writers- just that invariably someone who portrays a semiattractive female persona will get far more hits. For someone who's taken advantage of this internet bargain, you seem fairly sensitive. At least be grateful that some people are willing to give honest criticisms here. Just learn to ignore the ones who are indiscriminately negative.*
*this opinion made valid by the fact that I shower daily and have slightly above average looks.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2006-10-10 23:07:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SLORES HAVE BEEN BEEBED, KINDA. REALLY ITS MORE COMMENTARY
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1160535987639423014
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-10-10 23:06:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I know who the blurry chick is
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-10-10 23:03:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're all very pretty. And some of you can write.
Sweet.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-10-10 22:59:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-10-10 20:44:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
At least the women attempt to take care of themselves. Do you ugly fuckers, sitting in pools of your own sweat and semen, even bother to shower daily?
I do. I smell good. :)
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-10-10 22:50:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who's the blurry chicka?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-10-10 22:49:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SLUG?
Why Thorpe... I OUGHTA.....
(I was sticking my tongue out because Phuzzy wouldn't stop taking pictures! DARN HIM!)
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-10-10 22:48:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahaha...
most unflattering pic evar! AWESOME!
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-10-10 22:46:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wow, 100 fucking reviews
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-10 22:37:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
ATTN: COLEY (I think that's coley)
Keep your hair dark and continue walking around looking at me sideways like that. Doorways you say? You'll work something out.
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I'm 5th down on the right. I don't get the doorway reference. Do I dare ask?
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All I meant was if you have to keep looking sideways like that, you might run into stuff or miss doorways etc., but that's a price I'm willing to pay.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-10 21:57:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
TTOM, that's so sexay.
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-10 17:01:50 (#)
Ranking: 1
ATTN: COLEY (I think that's coley)
Keep your hair dark and continue walking around looking at me sideways like that. Doorways you say? You'll work something out.
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I'm 5th down on the right. I don't get the doorway reference. Do I dare ask?
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-10-10 20:34:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
Rad has a picture of my butt.
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So do I. Cute lacy panties, dear.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-10-10 21:52:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
me likey.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-10 21:51:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:46:05 (#)
Ranking: 0
BLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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AWW I HOPE THAT WAS FOR ME!
My photo was STOLEN
but that's okay.
:)
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-10-10 21:50:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I don't understand what a lot of pictures of Method have to do with why you come to Ubersite.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-10-10 21:45:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WHERE ALL DA WHITE WOMENS AT?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-10-10 21:40:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-10-10 21:02:12 (#)
Ranking: -2
remindful of ihakf's posts.
get a life, loser
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Sorry Caul, I just couldn't find the right picture of you to fit in with these other ladies...
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-10-10 21:11:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't get it.
Submitted by Gunslinger (user info) at 2006-10-10 21:05:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-10 20:58:52 (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.geocities.com/jgreening072/untitled.jpg
There ya go.
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Broken link.
and OH GOD NO D:
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-10-10 21:03:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:49:44 (#)
Ranking: 0
Ah Jaysis! Why does DMD only come out to slam uz womenz?! I want to get his opinion on the new Celtic Frost release.
Dude (D.M.)! I promise I'm not fat. What did you think of Monotheist?
it was good
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-10-10 21:02:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
remindful of ihakf's posts.
get a life, loser
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-10 20:58:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.geocities.com/jgreening072/untitled.jpg
There ya go.
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Submitted by Gunslinger (user info) at 2006-10-10 20:53:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What...no Urbane's cunt?
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-10-10 20:53:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-10-10 20:46:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-10-10 20:44:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd let them fight over me.
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They wouldn't have to, because I'd mow them down with my AK, then drag you back to my cave by your hair. Wait...
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hahahaha! Anansie, I love you sometimes.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-10-10 20:46:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-10-10 20:44:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd let them fight over me.
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They wouldn't have to, because I'd mow them down with my AK, then drag you back to my cave by your hair. Wait...
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-10-10 20:44:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd let them fight over me.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-10-10 20:44:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
At least the women attempt to take care of themselves. Do you ugly fuckers, sitting in pools of your own sweat and semen, even bother to shower daily?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-10 20:39:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and mine.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-10-10 20:34:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rad has a picture of my butt.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2006-10-10 20:20:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
like, not to be offensive or anything, but 90% of uberchicks...
look exactly like you'd expect of internet girls.
but they have real nice personalities.
.
.
.
actually, most of the guys here aren't very attractive, either...except for me of course.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-10-10 20:13:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am SO GLAD I've never sent any pictures to you losers.
Oh and stfu Hidden. You met your girlfriend on uber.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-10-10 20:08:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
filename
oh and by the way, you could have posted nudes of them.
I have like, at least 3/4 of these broads.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-10-10 20:06:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
dude check your dosage
+2 because I am a whore and Im not on this list
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-10-10 19:13:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'd fuck maybe four of these bitches.
but badassjulie is probably the only one i'd do from the front.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-10 19:00:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
MANIC- Don't fret it , baby...I have an entire wall of my top secret apartment papered with that picture of you, on crack or crank, flipping me off.
It's all good.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-10-10 18:57:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
They are never going to go down on you so stop this horseshit.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-10-10 18:39:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
<sigh> I never make lists
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-10 18:29:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like O-tron's Janx Bingo idea - can you post all the names?
I know most all of 'em, but there's a couple I forget...
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-10-10 18:24:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
mmmm... now and later
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-10-10 18:22:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by fclo002 (user info) at 2006-10-10 17:10:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
As much as I hate the bitch, badassjulie is fucking beautiful.
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What? Why do you hate me? I'm in this so auto +2.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2006-10-10 18:15:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Huzzah for the Uberladies and their lady-bits.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-10-10 18:13:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:28:49 (#)
Ranking: -2
i go to http://www.uglyfatwhores.com for the same reason.
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hahahaah omg girls im sorry but that was really funny
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-10 17:51:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
When it comes to compliments, women are ravenous, bloodsucking
monsters, always wanting more, more, more! And if you give it to 'em,
you'll get back plenty in return.
-- Homer Simpson
Lisa the Beauty Queen
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-10-10 17:35:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hooray for chicks!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-10-10 17:34:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I find it sad I can name nearly every face.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-10-10 17:33:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Arrrrgh. Not a looker in the bunch.
-- The Sea Captain
The Old Man and the "C" Student
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-10 17:31:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
fabio below.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-10-10 17:29:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This post is EXACTLY why I don't come to uber for the broads
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-10 17:19:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Hey, fuckers.
Keep away from my Uber girlfriend, Soley. I saw her first and she is betrothed to Shlongy.
So back the fuck off.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-10-10 17:18:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:57:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
I rather like being called a critter-scarer/fat ugly whore by Uber menz. It makes me feel special in a way that getting groped by my youth pastor never could.
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I love you.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-10 17:17:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Because it's your best chance to "speak" to an actual living, breathing female?
I added a point because there's a 50/50 chance I beat my meat to a pulp over this post later.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-10-10 17:16:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's alright, man. No biggie. It's not like anything these people say can bother me. Even if the opinions of others regarding my appearance meant shit to me, real life would easily negate any internet douchebaggery.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-10-10 17:15:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dude, you totally forgot Lisa!
<ducks and runs while Kaos throws knives and battle axes>
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-10 17:13:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I feel nauseous and randy all at once.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-10-10 17:10:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have a feeling now that some of these young women are gonna kick the shit outta me.
*sigh*
I really did mean this in the best possible way!
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-10-10 17:10:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wow. hello Alter Ghola.
Also, Blitzkrieg's comment made me laugh very hard.
Submitted by fclo002 (user info) at 2006-10-10 17:10:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
As much as I hate the bitch, badassjulie is fucking beautiful.
*breaks down crying*
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-10 17:07:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
attn thorpe: that's Soley you twat. go and have a pull.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-10 17:07:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-10-10 17:03:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
Who is the top left photo?!
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Ghola, can you believe it.
It's like Ghola X-treme. Ghola Zero.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-10 17:07:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Assplay fan below.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-10 17:06:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OK FINE
SACRILICIOUS I DONT THINK YOURE UGLY
I JUST LIKE BEING MEAN
IT GIVES MEANING TO MY OTHERWISE MISERABLE LIFE
I'D TOTALLY DO YOU IN THE POOPER
P.S. IM A VIRGIN
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-10-10 17:05:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-10-10 17:03:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
Who is the top left photo?!
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Ghola. The evil one.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-10 17:05:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
ATTN: CHICK TO LEFT OF MERLINA
Uh, you look like you've been brainwashed by a cult.
I don't know what that means, or even if it's a compliment or not, but you just look brainwashed. By a cult. Is all.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-10-10 17:05:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Method. Be nicer to Sacrilicious.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-10-10 17:04:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:59:48 (#)
Ranking: 0
<3 Anansie
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That's better.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-10-10 17:03:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who is the top left photo?!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-10 17:03:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
ATTN: CRYSTLE
Congratulations for being the only woman on the planet able to continue looking good while appearing to have some sort of slug crawling out of your mouth. Keep it up.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-10 17:02:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I totally just connected some dots.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-10-10 17:02:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
there are 2 attractive women in that collage, and possibly 3 others who are not wildebeasts.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-10-10 17:02:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Soley Trinity brings out any latent lesbo inclinations that I might have.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-10 17:01:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
ATTN: GHOLA
Grow your hair please.
ATTN: COOKIELASS
Keep wearing green.
ATTN: COLEY (I think that's coley)
Keep your hair dark and continue walking around looking at me sideways like that. Doorways you say? You'll work something out.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:59:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
<3 Anansie
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:59:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, and Method if you ever want that sign, you better be nice to me.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:59:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
sigh.... another list I didn't make. fag below. wait. if i wanted to be on th...is l..i..st..... omg.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:59:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I shouldn't have watched the ring 22 times last week = (
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:58:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Anyhow, I am remarkably average. I suppose on ubersite that translates to hot.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:58:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:50:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU
*THROWS HOLY WATER*
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:57:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I rather like being called a critter-scarer/fat ugly whore by Uber menz. It makes me feel special in a way that getting groped by my youth pastor never could.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:57:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
woops
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:57:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Anansie has aged ten years since those last pictures then?
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:56:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If I wanted that picture on uber, I would have put it there.
+2 for the sentiment, and I forgive you.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:56:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I just realised how infinitely better looking ghola is with longer hair. Yipes. Before she was just kinda weird looking in a half cute kinda way.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:55:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Method, you are so full of shit.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:53:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
YOURE ALL VERY BEAUTIFUL
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:52:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh man I better shut up before I get mobbed by an angry mob of uberbroads
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:52:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
NO, NO, YOU MISUNDERSTAND, IM SURE YOU ALL HAVE LOVELY PERSONALITIES
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:52:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:50:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU
*THROWS HOLY WATER*
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU
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Who was that directed at?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:51:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WHO'S UP FOR A LITTLE JANX BINGO??
YEE HAW!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:50:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU
*THROWS HOLY WATER*
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:50:44 EDT (#)
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Orcs are HAWT *fwap fwap fwap*
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:50:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Now I have something to use for target practice.
You know the kind I mean.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:50:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:48:14 (#)
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FIFTH PICTURE DOWN ON THE LEFT, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
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Well, you were nice to me, once, for a minute. I guess that's the best I can expect.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:49:44 EDT (#)
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Ah Jaysis! Why does DMD only come out to slam uz womenz?! I want to get his opinion on the new Celtic Frost release.
Dude (D.M.)! I promise I'm not fat. What did you think of Monotheist?
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:48:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"This is the face that launched a thousand ships....the other way! Aaaaa-haaaaa-haaaaawwwwww." - Agnes Skinner.
Thanks Kaos *blush*
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:48:14 EDT (#)
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FIFTH PICTURE DOWN ON THE LEFT, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:47:06 EDT (#)
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Soley's eyes melt me
BUT THIS POST FUCKING BLOWS, STOP SUCKING THESE CHICKS DICKS (yes some of them have them)
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:47:05 EDT (#)
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i like many of these people.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:46:05 EDT (#)
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BLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:43:47 EDT (#)
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All gathered together in one pic for easy 'n' convienient wankery - Shlongy will be pleased.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:42:42 EDT (#)
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<3
I hereby bequeath my likely-bloodied and still-warm corpse to you to do with it what you wish.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:42:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:28:49 (#)
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i go to http://www.uglyfatwhores.com for the same reason.
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hahahahahahahah, oh Balloon Head, you slay me
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:39:03 EDT (#)
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I must agree with this post.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:35:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:30:44 (#)
Ranking: -2
Write something, you ponce.
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Well, considering I have entries out in both UberMadness IV and GrueberFest '06, this statement is somewhat silly.
Plus I'm waiting to receive a jpg for my next ADD piece and I have enough artists line up for another 2 months of APW.
I was pretty much just bored, but don't worry Filthers - Your constant torment keeps me warm at night!!!
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:34:59 EDT (#)
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This guy's a hit with the ladies.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:33:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:30:42 (#)
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I'm going to print this out and use it to scare the critters out of my basement.
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+2 for that. And, of course, because I'm in it.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:32:01 EDT (#)
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Perty womenz.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:30:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Write something, you ponce.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:30:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm going to print this out and use it to scare the critters out of my basement.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:30:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:28:49 (#)
Ranking: -2
i go to http://www.uglyfatwhores.com for the same reason.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:28:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i go to http://www.uglyfatwhores.com for the same reason.