A Trotter in the Postern (228 hits)
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Submitted by RPharazon (View user info) at 2006-10-10 22:44:08 EDT
I twas having a scrumptious, lollygagging epoch when a rather preternatural fellow apparated before me. He proposed a promiscuous expedition to the indistinct prospective. I concurred to the abstraction, and we teletransported using a mechanodevice.
Anon, we materialized in a weird sort of environ. There were 4-wheeled mechanotransporters gallivanting about haughtily on the byroads. I was enthralled by this spectacle when I happenstanced to overhear a fathomless, boisterous cacophony overhead. It was a two-winged auto-lifting mechanoform!
I was wholly taken aback by this view until the preternatural fellow exclaimed the equivalence that we need to demand the negation of our calendar vagrantdom.
We emerged in my epoch and I tried to disentangle the elucidation of the subsequent Eon. The personages inquired and bequeathed upon me the title of Outlandish Exuberant Stripling!
I condescended the mob with sermons of actualities of the subsequent Eon, but they adjucated a judicial cannonade upon me!
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Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-10-11 15:04:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
incoherent rambling
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-10-11 12:50:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
From the title, I thought this was about the Eagles.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-10-11 06:49:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Flipping through the "Word-A-Day" calendar, are we?
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-10-11 02:18:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"mechanodevice"
Submitted by SilentRenegade (user info) at 2006-10-11 01:56:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
So you rode in a car blindfolded and were dumped beneath a bridge where you watched the cars go by on the highway and then a jet airliner flew overhead, then a dumbass told you that he hated those damn kids who get into trouble all the damn time and he was gonna call the police if he caught another one TPing his house and yet you found it hard to understand because your a fucking immigrant. Got ya but yelling at them "ping pong ching chow yang yamaha suzuki" won't get you anywhere in america you fucking immigrant.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-10-11 00:38:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Meccano is the shit.
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-10-10 23:26:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i can use the thesaurus too.
ass.
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-10-10 22:58:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
solid donut