No APW this week (NSFW???) (1458 hits)
Category: RomanceLabels: Uber_Only
Rating: 0.83 on 61 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by kaos-king (antius777) (View user info) at 2006-10-11 02:32:42 EDT
No APW this week because I don't want to be bothered with you fucks for a few days.
Since my last post turned into such a huge fiasco, I have a slightly bitter look towards Uber at the moment.
As that Canadian faggot Caulaincourt will be sure to point out, "No One Cares."
And that's EXACTLY why I'm stepping away for a few days.
Unlike some of you pathetic little shits, I DO have a life and friends outside of this place.
Whatever...
User Reviews
Submitted by drgoatcabin (user info) at 2006-10-13 15:50:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
w/e that girl is hott. gross amounts of high fives from this corner of the US
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-13 15:36:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh shit...
Wolfman's got nards...
WHAT FUCKING SHITTY TEENYBOB 80'S MOVIE IS THAT FROM???
I can almost think of it... SO CLOSE... Damn.
Submitted by rejected (user info) at 2006-10-13 15:29:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why does this turn me on so?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-13 09:05:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wolfman's got nards.
Submitted by jfreakman (user info) at 2006-10-11 21:21:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, you shouldn't take this too seriously...
however, that chick looks like this hot girl who went to my high school...judging by the way she acted then this is exactly the kind of pictures she would be posing for...with exactly the same em0-ish attitude.
Cutters rock.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-10-11 21:02:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2006-10-11 20:33:42 (#)
Ranking: -2
You have a point Rob, although I don't think what I wrote was "mean". I was merely expressing how pathetic I thought Kaos King's reaction was.
Worthy opponent? Who cares, but if it makes you feel better about yourself...
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BOO!
I said think about it when yer sober, damn you! How are we supposed to keep feuding if yer going to agree with me?
I FUCKING CARE!
...although I already feel quite excellent about myself. Scrapping with idiots like you just makes me a little happier with life in general... it does very little to boost my already elevated opinion of how awesome I am.
Hooray for me!
OK, you've amused me enough for now... go pass out, whine-o.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2006-10-11 20:33:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You have a point Rob, although I don't think what I wrote was "mean". I was merely expressing how pathetic I thought Kaos King's reaction was.
Worthy opponent? Who cares, but if it makes you feel better about yourself...
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2006-10-11 20:21:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by consuelo212 (user info) at 2006-10-11 20:17:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
normally this would get a -2, but i liked the pic.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-10-11 20:04:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
are you upset about the parody of your last post?
i thought it was funny.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-11 19:10:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-11 17:37:09 (#)
Ranking: 0
FINISH HIM OFF by hitting him with your purse, CHR15!!!
That'll show him.
hahahahahahahahahaahhhah
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-10-11 18:58:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2006-10-11 05:01:47 (#)
Ranking: -2
Listen Rob, I'm quite drunk now, and this all seems a little silly. I'm still not sure why you insulted me, I mean you're calling me a crybaby but you insulted me because I called Kaos King one. Anyway whatever, your answer didn't get me annoyed enough to carry on. Peace.
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Well of course it is.
See, I didn't really insult you. I merely just pointed out that you were a turd for saying this:
"Hahaha. So you posted a bunch of ugly internet women and because people didn't like it you're staying away? Good, don't fucking come back, asshole."
Which is a pretty thoughtless and generically mean thing to say, don't you think?
Now, you seemed to miss that I also mentioned:
"...but it did make me smile. Am I an asshole by proxy?"
So, when you sober up, you might want to ask yourself: Was I actually 'insulting' you then - or was I just agreeing with you?
To be honest, I'd rather not scrap with you as yer really not all that satisfying of an opponent... but you did provide at least a couple hours of glee so thanks for that, retard.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2006-10-11 17:48:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
motherfucker... can't
see i can spell it
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2006-10-11 17:48:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
damnit *borrow and * cna't
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2006-10-11 17:47:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Booo! I can;t find my purse shlongy =( can i vborrwo yours?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-11 17:37:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
FINISH HIM OFF by hitting him with your purse, CHR15!!!
That'll show him.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2006-10-11 17:29:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Listen Rob, I'm quite drunk now, and this all seems a little silly. I'm still not sure why you insulted me, I mean you're calling me a crybaby but you insulted me because I called Kaos King one. Anyway whatever, your answer didn't get me annoyed enough to carry on. Peace.
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2006-10-11 16:45:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh God won't SOMEBODY please think of the children?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-10-11 16:00:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2006-10-11 15:34:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
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Sorry that I use the ratings the way they are supposed to be used, maybe you could write "the new rob_berg rules of Ubersite"? that way I won't make the mistake of ever rating anything on it's entertainment value again!
You call me pathetic, a retard and say I take it too seriously yet here you are starting internet fights with complete starngers because they insulted one of your INTAWEB BFF's!!!1!!!
As for being funny or interesting, whatever. I never said I was. Obviously some people think I am otherwise I wouldn't have been rated the way I am on some of my posts.. Oh no wait, maybe they were following the rob_berg rules of rating and thought they could make e new friend.
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Well lookie at the giant cry-baby.
Stop being so melodramatic, princess. You seem to have missed my point entirely so I will back up and try to use smaller words:
'The ratings on this site don't mean shit. The fact you actually think they do is silly ...and a little sad.'
If I did write a new rule book - 'NOT being a whiny suckhole' would certainly be one of them.
"As for being funny or interesting, whatever. I never said I was."
Of course you didn't, as I would have to add 'liar' to the growing list of things I don't particularly like about you. Although if you keep all this e-flirting up I might have to e-mount you and e-hump you right in your mouth. E-'mo.
I'm sure there are people out there who like you just fine. Now run along before you wet yourself.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2006-10-11 15:34:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Um... hypocrite?
No, see I 'insulted' you because I think yer a fucking retard of galactic proportions. I didn't e-scold you. (Although I sure hope that expression takes off...) I merely highlighted your rather pathetic reverence for this simplistic rating system and suggested that you maybe look into not being so painfully dumb.
As for me? I am mentally disabled AND thick as two short planks... yet that still doesn't make you any more interesting or funny. You might want to add that to your 'to-do' list.
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Sorry that I use the ratings the way they are supposed to be used, maybe you could write "the new rob_berg rules of Ubersite"? that way I won't make the mistake of ever rating anything on it's entertainment value again!
You call me pathetic, a retard and say I take it too seriously yet here you are starting internet fights with complete starngers because they insulted one of your INTAWEB BFF's!!!1!!!
As for being funny or interesting, whatever. I never said I was. Obviously some people think I am otherwise I wouldn't have been rated the way I am on some of my posts.. Oh no wait, maybe they were following the rob_berg rules of rating and thought they could make e new friend.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-10-11 15:24:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2006-10-11 14:19:10 (#)
Ranking: -2
But you just e-scolded me for handing out....>GASP<... errant RATINGS on this filthy little despot of a site...and I need a life?
You might wanna re-prioritize your own schedule today - perhaps pencil-in 'not being such a galactic retard' close to the top of that list.
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Thanks hypocrite.
You insult me because I insulted your little e-friends and then you e-scold me about not e-scolding people??!!
What are you? Mentally disabled or just plain thick as two short planks?
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Um... hypocrite?
No, see I 'insulted' you because I think yer a fucking retard of galactic proportions. I didn't e-scold you. (Although I sure hope that expression takes off...) I merely highlighted your rather pathetic reverence for this simplistic rating system and suggested that you maybe look into not being so painfully dumb.
As for me? I am mentally disabled AND thick as two short planks... yet that still doesn't make you any more interesting or funny. You might want to add that to your 'to-do' list.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2006-10-11 14:19:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
But you just e-scolded me for handing out....>GASP<... errant RATINGS on this filthy little despot of a site...and I need a life?
You might wanna re-prioritize your own schedule today - perhaps pencil-in 'not being such a galactic retard' close to the top of that list.
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Thanks hypocrite.
You insult me because I insulted your little e-friends and then you e-scold me about not e-scolding people??!!
What are you? Mentally disabled or just plain thick as two short planks?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-10-11 13:35:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2006-10-11 03:05:40 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-10-11 02:09:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
Have you ever actually had an original thought?
By the way, the Bears and the Sox take turns getting rammed up the ass.
I take that back...
See, no one who is literate actually cares about your ridiculous and child-like obsession with sports teams.
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OHH SOMEONES A BITTER LIL EMO
GET OOT THE RAZORZ
GO BEARS WOO U FUCK
WOOOOO
GO WHITE SOX TOO
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This made me laugh way too hard. But taking a break because you got a few flames from faceless internet people? Whatever, man- suck it up. No one would've said anything if you would've left unannounced, now all you've done is pull open your own wound and let them throw more cyber-salt in it.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-10-11 13:05:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Somebody must be running behind in round 2.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-11 12:02:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Who's the broad? Is that Avril?
And, can I have her number?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-11 11:56:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So, how's things working out with that girl from upstate? Y'know, the one I spoofed your post about?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-10-11 11:11:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2006-10-11 06:08:38 (#)
Ranking: -2
Yup I'm a turd!
Actually I think the turds are the people like you Rob, the people that give certain users positive ratings just because of who they are. Get a life.
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HAHA... yup. I'm a turd.
But you just e-scolded me for handing out....>GASP<... errant RATINGS on this filthy little despot of a site...and I need a life?
You might wanna re-prioritize your own schedule today - perhaps pencil-in 'not being such a galactic retard' close to the top of that list.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-10-11 10:55:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Someone tell me this is a joke...
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-11 10:24:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hey buddy, this is Matt. i love you and all, but you really need to take this place a lot less seriously.
just saying.
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hell, i post things now specifically to get that kind of response. it's like watching monkeys dance for your personal amusement. don't you want your own troupe of dancing, shit flinging monkeys? i know i do...
*crosses fingers and makes a wish*
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-10-11 10:23:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
In my head it's Friday night and I'm selling guns to Iraqi National Fighters.
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-10-11 10:11:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This might be the first -2 I've ever given you.
You have done entirely too much whining in the last couple days.
Instead of taking a break from this place, you could always just... suck it up?
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-10-11 10:01:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
that girl is going to catch a cold if she's not careful.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-10-11 09:46:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
black electrical tape
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-10-11 09:34:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-11 09:23:31 (#)
Ranking: 1
if she didn't look 14 i'd drool over her. god i hope she's not 14. please tell me she's not 14. right? RIGHT??
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Who is this chick?
I also agree with the above sentiment.
-Dave
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-10-11 09:29:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-11 03:22:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
But there will always be genuine, kind-hearted people like you to remind us why we stay. What you did was sweet; it means more to us than insults from greasy little internet trolls and I wish you wouldn't let the ignorant ones get to you. It only makes this place less bearable while you're away.
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LMAO...that was touching :*(
get a grip people.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-11 09:23:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
if she didn't look 14 i'd drool over her. god i hope she's not 14. please tell me she's not 14. right? RIGHT??
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-10-11 09:23:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
so you are bitter over the internet and you want us to believe that you have a life?
if there is anything gay here, it's this post , you menstruating fat fuck.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-10-11 09:17:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is that Avril Lavigne?
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-10-11 09:16:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Let it roll, bro.
Shit happens.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-10-11 09:01:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't forget to check in for your contest titles.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-10-11 09:00:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-11 07:17:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
Stop being a crybaby - your post was highly entertaining
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-11 07:17:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Stop being a crybaby - your post was highly entertaining
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2006-10-11 06:11:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy shit who is that? I love freaky chicks like that.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2006-10-11 06:08:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yup I'm a turd!
Actually I think the turds are the people like you Rob, the people that give certain users positive ratings just because of who they are. Get a life.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-10-11 06:02:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
JUST FOR FUTURE REFERENCE LIZ VICIOUS IS ME HERO
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-10-11 05:32:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2006-10-11 05:01:47 (#)
Ranking: -2
Hahaha. So you posted a bunch of ugly internet women and because people didn't like it you're staying away? Good, don't fucking come back, asshole.
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See?
This guy = a turd.
...but it did make me smile. Am I an asshole by proxy?
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2006-10-11 05:01:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hahaha. So you posted a bunch of ugly internet women and because people didn't like it you're staying away? Good, don't fucking come back, asshole.
Submitted by shinebox (user info) at 2006-10-11 04:39:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WHOA
i wasnt ready for that
i think our friendship will be of the lasting type(of friendship that is)
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-10-11 04:24:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hang in there Kaos, you're not the only one getting crap
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-10-11 04:13:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
God bless ya kid.
I hate to break it to you though... no one does care.
This site, while certainly entertaining and addictive, is filled with all sorts of useless retards with oodles of time to waste... your need for time away from them is probably a good thing.
Especially if yer going to get all pissy about it.
I've always found you quite insightful and rather enjoyable myself.
Anyways. Rest up. Drink lots of fluids. Remember to floss.
OH... hey- try not to give up your passwords and leverage any annoying alters to stir up trouble with the mouthy nerds, though. We already have one of those dramas going on - we DON'T need another. k?
(Although, I'm not going to lie to you - a meltdown would be cool... but I'd really rather you didn't. You are far more interesting and entertaining than most of the folks who infest this god-forsaken site. I wish I could find more time to participate in conversations with you... you seem like you really have a lot of important things to say.)
(OH, and I'd like to think you might not take this place so god damned seriously either... and maybe consider chilling the fuck out. If yer into such things.)
Anyways, if you cry, PLEASE be sure to film it.
Chin up, sunshine.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2006-10-11 03:26:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-11 03:22:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
Please don't let it offend you to the point you stay away, big guy.
There will always be mean-spirited people here, chomping at the bit to put people down. I don't think Habeeb's was particularly offensive, considering, and any time you put up photos you're going to get a response. I'll admit, I cringed for a minute when I saw the original post because I knew what would follow, and I was right. But there will always be genuine, kind-hearted people like you to remind us why we stay. What you did was sweet; it means more to us than insults from greasy little internet trolls and I wish you wouldn't let the ignorant ones get to you. It only makes this place less bearable while you're away.
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INSULTS....???
I WAS BING SINCERE
I MEAN SOME OF THEM BORADS WERE HORRENDOUS
SOME OF EM
NOT ALL OF MOST OF EM
JEEBUS SOME PEOPLE ARFE TOO SENSITIVE
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-11 03:22:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Please don't let it offend you to the point you stay away, big guy.
There will always be mean-spirited people here, chomping at the bit to put people down. I don't think Habeeb's was particularly offensive, considering, and any time you put up photos you're going to get a response. I'll admit, I cringed for a minute when I saw the original post because I knew what would follow, and I was right. But there will always be genuine, kind-hearted people like you to remind us why we stay. What you did was sweet; it means more to us than insults from greasy little internet trolls and I wish you wouldn't let the ignorant ones get to you. It only makes this place less bearable while you're away.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-10-11 03:22:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
in other news - it's going to hurt like a bitch when she tries to take the tape off her nipples.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-10-11 03:15:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
the only thing in this post younger than that chick is kaos king
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2006-10-11 03:05:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-10-11 02:09:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
Have you ever actually had an original thought?
By the way, the Bears and the Sox take turns getting rammed up the ass.
I take that back...
See, no one who is literate actually cares about your ridiculous and child-like obsession with sports teams.
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OHH SOMEONES A BITTER LIL EMO
GET OOT THE RAZORZ
GO BEARS WOO U FUCK
WOOOOO
GO WHITE SOX TOO
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-10-11 02:59:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Stay cool, mein hombre.
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-10-11 02:48:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"No One Cares."
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In other news THAT CHICK would have been perfect for the darkness from above camwhore.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-11 02:44:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
A lot of those pictures hadn't been seen before by a lot of people. You know the mini-clamour that happens whenever someone posts a new picture? All you really got was a multiple of that, nothing particularly unusual about it.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-10-11 02:39:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HOW ELSE ARE WE TO PROVE OUR MASCULINITY THAN BY CALLING GIRLS FAT?
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-10-11 02:37:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You know why.
And it's not the pic.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-10-11 02:35:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
it wasn't a fiasco...it was cute...