Romance is not dead. (475 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.61 on 16 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Cadrach (View user info) at 2006-10-11 10:19:38 EDT
Fifteen years together, 2.3 kids and things are still as hot and heavy as when we were teenagers.
Happy B-day, Dear.
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Submitted by Cadrach (user info) at 2006-10-17 13:22:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-10-17 11:30:39 (#)
Ranking: -2
romantic and creative, your wife seems to have picked a real winner.
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You're doing that thing where the words you say sound like they're supposed to be flattering but they really aren't, right?
What was that thing called again?
Gimme a minute, it'll come to me.
THERE IT IS.
Sarcasm. That's it. You're being sarcastic, right?
Oh, you naughty boy. You had me fooled there for a moment.
So this means that you don't really think that I'm romantic, creative or a real winner, huh?
OH YEAH?!
Oh? Oh dear. I think you might be right.
<sheeps>
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baaaaaa.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-10-17 11:30:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
romantic and creative, your wife seems to have picked a real winner.
Submitted by Cadrach (user info) at 2006-10-17 11:08:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I wasn't complaining about the rating, dipshit. I was complaining about the forum jumping. If you're going to discuss a post - keep it on the fucking post. Don't go running around through someone's whole fucking history leaving little love notes.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-10-17 10:50:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-10-17 10:48:52 (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh and you are wrong about the use of the words.
"Unless I would not have watched" which of course should have been "I decided I would not watch' or "I would not watch" not "Unless I would not have just watched"
"Unless I had not have watched"
You're telling me you see no difference?
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-10-17 10:29:16 (#)
Ranking: 0
God you're an idiot. Elitism isn't even coming into it. It's the fact hat you instantly assume I ripped someone off! You rated the story based on one tiny aspect I chose entirely at random. You sir are still a fucking retard. I got bored of reading your response simply because it was...uninteresting. Oh and whislt you are correct about the meaning of the words, to some degree, it just makes you sound uneducated.
It's not you per say I have an issue with, just the lack of attention you give to the story you're reading. By the way how can I retaliate when I gave you a 0 and a +2? That leaves you at plus 1, which is because your post dropped in value when you slandered another post for being unoriginal, when I'm fairly certain that is not your own art work.
Enjoy
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And just to clarify I wasn't complaining about the rating, but you were, so here you go have a +2. Hopefully that'll make you a feel a little better.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-10-16 11:48:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Just to note you fucking moron 'wouldn't' and 'hadn't' are two different words. Use them correctly when you're insulting my posts. Secondly you fucking moron I haven't seen that shitty Adam Sandler film, if you were going to question the originality of the name Mort, as the angle of death (which the character in my story wasn't you idiot), then at least have the knowledge to compare it to something like Terry Pratchet, who first coined that name as the Angel of Death in modern day literature (Ie past 20 years,)
Btw, another stella piece of work here...fucking idiot.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-10-11 13:13:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-11 12:44:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good luck with getting laid tonight. Be sure to stretch first and not fall asleep during it.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-11 12:30:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-10-11 10:25:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry to hear about your .3 kid, that has to be rough.
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HAR HAR FLIPPER BABY
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-10-11 12:10:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I miss you
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-11 10:51:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-10-11 10:25:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry to hear about your .3 kid, that has to be rough.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-10-11 10:27:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am the giver of the worst birthday present ever - a muzzle.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-10-11 10:25:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think hot and heavy is code for 'butthole humping'..
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-10-11 10:25:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry to hear about your .3 kid, that has to be rough.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-10-11 10:22:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hot and heavy?
WTF?!?!
Who the fuck say that anymore? Are you stuck in the 50's or maybe 5th grade? What does that even mean, you still get to touch her on top of her shirt??
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-10-11 10:22:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Simple and stupid. Made me laugh though.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-10-11 10:20:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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