More Fuckin Plane Crashes (961 hits)
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Submitted by badassmofo (View user info) at 2006-10-11 15:29:06 EDT
http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/10/11/plane.crash/index.html
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Submitted by ScarfaceMN (user info) at 2006-10-12 10:16:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Cadrach (user info) at 2006-10-12 08:28:44 (#)
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My question is, if you were some suck-ass pitcher for the *New York Yankees*, and you accidentally crashed your *airplane* into a *building* on *10/11*, wouldn't you feel like kind of an asshole?
I mean, if it were me, I'd be kind of like, "Oh man. My timing really sort of sucked there, didn't it. Sorry! My bad! Won't happen again. Promise!" You know?
Maybe that's just me though. I've been accused of being "overly concerned with the feelings and comfort of others" before. What can I say? I'm a people pleaser!
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Wanna hook up? I am a people in need of pleasing. (note: Do not Uber after a few bloodies in the morning.)
Submitted by Cadrach (user info) at 2006-10-12 08:28:44 EDT (#)
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My question is, if you were some suck-ass pitcher for the *New York Yankees*, and you accidentally crashed your *airplane* into a *building* on *10/11*, wouldn't you feel like kind of an asshole?
I mean, if it were me, I'd be kind of like, "Oh man. My timing really sort of sucked there, didn't it. Sorry! My bad! Won't happen again. Promise!" You know?
Maybe that's just me though. I've been accused of being "overly concerned with the feelings and comfort of others" before. What can I say? I'm a people pleaser!
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-10-12 08:20:22 EDT (#)
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Really?
Submitted by ScarfaceMN (user info) at 2006-10-12 07:56:10 EDT (#)
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Why do celebrities keep flying planes into things like: Buildings, the ground, oceans, etc? Why do we keep letting celebrities fly planes?
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-10-11 22:36:14 EDT (#)
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friend of mine was involved in this
think he got hurt pretty bad
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-10-11 22:32:29 EDT (#)
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1 - My fingers smell like barbecue sauce.
2 - That stinks.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-11 19:31:35 EDT (#)
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Jack- Your dad's a fag.
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-10-11 19:16:33 EDT (#)
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what a fucking shlongy
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-10-11 18:11:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-10-11 18:02:05 (#)
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Shlongy is one sorry fucker......
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HAHAHA!
My dad has more cutting edge comebacks than Shlongy...
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-10-11 18:02:05 EDT (#)
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Shlongy is one sorry fucker......
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-10-11 17:49:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-11 17:13:57 (#)
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Shit...a friend of mine just told me there's a report that Lidle's passport was found on the street below the crash. Guess it wasn't just a matter of the plane being registered to him.
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Next time I fly or drive anywhere I'm wrapping myself in old passports. They seem to be able to survive anything.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-10-11 17:48:52 EDT (#)
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If he could throw a baseball almost a hundred miles an hour to a very small target area you would think he would have better control over something 1000 times bigger moving towards something 10,000 times bigger only 3 or 4 times as fast.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-11 17:23:04 EDT (#)
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Well, this tragic turn of events helps open up a spot on that putrid, overpaid, and over-aged Yankee pitching staff next season.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-11 17:20:32 EDT (#)
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Hey moneyshot; If badassmofo wants you to "step in and save him from my review with one of your "zingers"", he'll call the fucking Burger King and ASK for your help, you fucking dickeater.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-11 17:13:57 EDT (#)
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Shit...a friend of mine just told me there's a report that Lidle's passport was found on the street below the crash. Guess it wasn't just a matter of the plane being registered to him.
Untimely, heartless comment below.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-11 17:10:46 EDT (#)
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OMG AND IF YOU WRITE CORY LIDLE DOWN AND TURN IT UPSIDE DOWN IT SAYS OSAMA BIN LADEN!!
HOLY MACARONI!!
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-10-11 17:00:31 EDT (#)
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If I cared I'd be reading CNN.com, not Uber.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-10-11 16:58:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-10-11 15:32:15 (#)
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It was a small private plane and a high-rise apartment...so what?
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Latest word is that it was a plane registered to Corey Lidle, Yankees pitcher. Wouldn't that be a poetic, if morbid, epilogue to the Yankees season?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-10-11 16:56:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-11 16:38:15 (#)
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Nice post!
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Thank you!
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-10-11 16:52:24 EDT (#)
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Shlongy is still upset about his nose being longer than his pecker. Just ignore him as most of us do.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-11 16:38:15 EDT (#)
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Nice post!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-11 16:27:17 EDT (#)
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noted. thanks for clearing that up.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-10-11 16:26:32 EDT (#)
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im insane?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-11 16:23:40 EDT (#)
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and why did you think of that?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-10-11 16:19:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-10-11 16:07:15 (#)
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OMG AND IF YOU WRITE TODAYS DATE DOWN 10/11.06 AND TURN IT UPSIDE DOWN IT SAYS 90/11/01!!
HOLY GUACAMOLE!!
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that IS fucking cool.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-10-11 16:07:15 EDT (#)
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OMG AND IF YOU WRITE TODAYS DATE DOWN 10/11.06 AND TURN IT UPSIDE DOWN IT SAYS 90/11/01!!
HOLY GUACAMOLE!!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-11 15:56:13 EDT (#)
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I guess he hates the co-op as well.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-11 15:47:59 EDT (#)
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"'I have no idea where this thing (the plane) came from,' said Steve Coleman..."
Steve Coleman is an idiot. The plane came from the sky.
Obviously.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-10-11 15:45:32 EDT (#)
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omg!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-10-11 15:44:00 EDT (#)
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It was ETS.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-10-11 15:37:01 EDT (#)
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fuckin George Bush new this would happen
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-10-11 15:36:19 EDT (#)
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I soak my teeth, stupid
Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2006-10-11 15:35:43 EDT (#)
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Did it collapse at nearly free fall speed?
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Didn't think so...
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-10-11 15:33:41 EDT (#)
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I am relieved it was nothing more malevolent
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-10-11 15:32:15 EDT (#)
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It was a small private plane and a high-rise apartment...so what?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-11 15:32:07 EDT (#)
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NOTHING, GO BRUSH YOUR TOOTH
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-10-11 15:31:32 EDT (#)
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what do you know, fatass
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-11 15:29:35 EDT (#)
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It's a helicopter, you goddamm hobo