Death and Tigers: Very serious mafia/angel/fantasy story, part 1 of 324 (1631 hits)
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Submitted by Axolotl || ltoloxA (View user info) at 2006-10-12 14:25:44 EDT
Hello, my name is Axolotl, welcome to Part One of Three-Hundred and Twenty-Four of my newest sci-fi fantasy series, Death and Tigers: A Fire Inside. Please take time to raed!!!
It's about a fearless group of true friends who save the world from the faux-grunge music of Nickelabck!! Read on, or you are stupid and evil.
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~whacks-a-lot-lol
PART ONE - THE VERY NECESSARY BACK STORY
Johann Van Der Wallbrick fell to the dusty, dirty ground, an arrow through his heart. "Wow, my heart does hurt," he said, as the evil angels of the Church and Magesterium bore down upon him.
Johann lived in Angleland, which is like England only gayer and set in a parallel universe, which is a major tenet of physics. You see there is a universe for heaven, a universe for hell, a universe for purgatory and other Catholic things, and a universe for us, and a universe for doggy heaven and doggy hell.
Arataneophologolous, the leader of the angels, said, "Therefore seize his body and put it to the sword, and find the secret artifact of the Authority. Fuck. Shit. Cock-and-balls."
"But what is this secret artifact?" the angel second-in-command said.
The angel's dark eyes darknened into a pitch-black hue of dark color, and he intoned fiercely, "It's the secret artifact that was somehow lost by the great Lord of Rings/Lord of Power etc etc that we have to RETURn to him because even though he's powerful he can do fuck all by himself, so search his body and find the bloody artifact."
The angel nodded very mysteriously, and looked down at the body of Johann. This certainly be a long and mysterious story.
PART TWO - THE VALLEY OF BURNING TIGERS AND TRASH FIRES AND LIVE WIRES THAT SAY OOOOOH OOOH OOOOOOOH
Elizabeth Warren jerked up out of bed, remembering the evil dream she had of someone in another universe being masturbated by the ghost of Abraham Lincoln's penis, her cat climbing across her lap and scratching deep cuts into her stomach still flabby and discrapitated from her abortion after she had sex with her cat conceiving the new Savior of Worlds that the angels blessed and would one day defeat the evil sorcerer and warlock of the universe. She was also in the mafia.
Paddy McDaniel O'Shanrahan, her father, walked in and said, "Girl, I'm going to work now, don't mind your sister, she's all right, I just fed her." Then he promptly had a heart attack and died, leaving Elizabeth all alone in the world.
"I'm all alone now," wept Elizabeth, dragging her fat ass out of bed and disengourging a torrent of blood from her vagina. "Normal," she remarked.
Elizabeth went down to the store where she bought some bread and milk, and then went to the bowling alley where she decided what to do with her dead father. She dropped her bowling ball and it went through the floor, so she followed it down and what do you know she was in another world. Because stuff like that usually happens.
"Wow I'm in another world," Elizabeth said. "This is mildly interesting."
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PART FOUR: IN WHICH THE WORDS BECOME MEANINGLESS
Johann stood straight up and prepared himself for the moment. He inclined his knees slightly, bending over and shuffling his feet somewhat apart. The webcam was on. There was one thing left to do.
"Kirk Johnson, I'm comin' to join you," Johann said, reaching behind and parting his buttocks. One inch—two—three inches—a full seven inch dilation of the anus. Johann exclaimed "aha!" in glory.
The door opened and Elizabeth walked in.
"Johann...what are you doing?"
PART TWENTY-FOUR: ANTI-SEMITIC PARENTHESIS
The jewess was sleeping when the Irish mafia came to her door, and battered it down with their shoulders and guns. The jewess screame, "Ow, someone help me please!" and the mafia men said ""hell up woman we're here to cut you with a knife to extort you."
And then they drank rum, and rebelled against the queen, and worshiped the Pope, and the Jewess screamed with terror at their strange Irish ways.
"not Irishmen! Anything but irishmen!" the jewess said in horror.
"What do you know about the connection between the angels and the Irish mob?" screamed Paddy O'Riardan.
There was a stunned silence. The Jewess' jaw dropped open, and she shrieked willfully.
Nobody spoke.
Not even the Irishman.
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PART TWO HUNDRED AND SIXTY: HELEN KELLER JOKES
Hey guys??? What does Helen Keller's parents do to punish her?
Leave a plunger stuck in the toilet! Qhar har harhar??
Did you ever see a picture of Helen Keller's father? NEITHER DID SHE????!11 aahahahhahaaaa
If you had a paraplegic sister, would you rape her?
Johann thought a moment. "Hmmm," he said. "Maybe if she was a half-sister."
Going to heaven, at least.
PART TWO HUNDRED AND NINETY-SIX: A GREAT VALIANT BATTLE
"Today, we should reenact the D-day invasion," Johann said to Elizabeth one day.
"Dude, that's bosh," she said. "What's D-day? Oh...dog-day! No...Dong-day! Derka-derka-mohammad-jihad-day!"
"That's the day when the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA totally pwned the Germans, and the Nazis and shit. We like, wasted those tools."
"Bosh."
"Did you ever see Saving Private Ryan?" Johann asked.
"I saw this bosh porno, it was like, Shaving Ryan's Privates, or something," Elizabeth replied. "I didn't see the sequel, though."
PART THREE HUNDRED AND ONE
It was down to a massive showdown between the Irish Mafia, the Angel Union, our fearless protagonists, and the Communist Party of Poland.
"I will strike you down," said Johann.
"I will smite you," said Stalin.
"Cunt," said the angel.
They all charged and fought and bit and wanked and one was left standing...only ONE''???????
PART THREE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-FOUR: XXXXXX cwaawwb
Xxxx xxxx xx xxx xxxxxxxxxxxxx f
http://www.chordbook.com
SOUPS ON BITCHES
WELL THAT"s pretty much it. The story is over, and everybody wins yayyy.
PRLOLOGUE
And the good noble Christian fundamentalists defeated the proto-satanic forces of darkness, and saved the universe from the destruction of mankind and femankind and etc.
Johann grew up to be a professional chicken sexer, and worked on a small South Dakota farm where he would help breed chickens and cats all day long. He would try to breed the cats, but always fail, and come away with large scratches across his groin.
Elizabeth became a minimum-wage panty-hose crotch-closing machine operator. She lived in the factory where she worked, broke at least a single bone every day, you know those small bones in your fingers, and died at the noble age of seventy-seven, surrounded by a harem of cats.
The angels banded together to regain the world for the evil, and eventually got tired and went home to smoke pot and talk shit about all the things they were going to do after they left their houses.
THE END
VERY GOOD STORY
I HOPE YOU ENJOYED MY BEAUTIFUL WRITIng
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-16 13:52:48 EDT (#)
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still funny
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UBERMADNESS WIN
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-10-13 21:28:33 EDT (#)
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Ax, my friend, this was pure genius. Nothing you could have done, or concieved of, or processed in those brilliant little bowels of yours, could have made this any more nonsensical.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-10-13 13:23:11 EDT (#)
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weep, off the front page
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-10-13 08:06:05 EDT (#)
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*skip to the end*
good
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-13 06:36:03 EDT (#)
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you're completely fucking crazy and I thought you should know I fuckin LOL-ed reading the title.
Why is reviewing posts so much work when you've been out all night drinkin and dancin and such?
IT IS
GOOD WORK
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-10-12 20:13:30 EDT (#)
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Apologies, I am too drunk to even read that. How I typed this correctly is a mystery to m.e.
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-10-12 20:06:01 EDT (#)
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BTW - I did take the time to "raed" as suggested.
Some of these lines are great - CLASSIC, even
< the mafia men said ""hell up woman we're here to cut you with a knife to extort you." >
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-10-12 17:39:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-12 16:35:12 (#)
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In my head you wrote this while wearing a Peter Pan costume and stroking it.
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In all honesty I was trying to write Part 11, said fuck it, and wrote this instead. A worthwile alternative.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-10-12 17:36:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-10-12 16:03:08 (#)
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best ever?
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nope
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-10-12 17:36:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-10-12 17:18:36 (#)
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Comment.
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-10-12 17:18:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-10-12 16:58:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-10-12 15:18:01 (#)
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Ummm...does this mean you're not finishing the "As I Lay Dying" series? *WEEEPS*
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i'm finishing it soon!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-10-12 16:58:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-10-12 15:07:48 (#)
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my favorite part:
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*all the small things*
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-10-12 16:57:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-12 15:53:34 (#)
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I take full responsibility for all this.
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haha pretty much
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idiot/alter cannot appreciate genius
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-10-12 16:56:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-10-12 16:48:18 (#)
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Hey, what the hell does your name even mean?
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Long story. I'll post about it eventually.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-10-12 16:48:18 EDT (#)
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Hey, what the hell does your name even mean?
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-10-12 16:40:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-12 16:35:12 EDT (#)
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In my head you wrote this while wearing a Peter Pan costume and stroking it.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-10-12 16:34:14 EDT (#)
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Step 1: See title
Step 2: See author
Step 3: Laugh
Step 4: Check to see if it's actually Axolotl
Step 5: +2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-10-12 16:25:46 EDT (#)
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This is a comment.
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-10-12 16:03:08 EDT (#)
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best ever?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-12 15:53:34 EDT (#)
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I take full responsibility for all this.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-10-12 15:32:23 EDT (#)
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yea -
im pretty sure connect 4 owned them both at the same time
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that negroe already has connect four, why is he putting more in?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-10-12 15:19:49 EDT (#)
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I didn't know black people even PLAYED Connect Four. :p
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-10-12 15:18:01 EDT (#)
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Ummm...does this mean you're not finishing the "As I Lay Dying" series? *WEEEPS*
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-10-12 15:16:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-12 15:10:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
you'd be a way cooler little brother than the one i got stuck with.
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I am a cool older brother!
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2006-10-12 15:16:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AHAHAHHAHAHA...awesome.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-10-12 15:15:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Roomah-pampah-BAMBA-pamba Roomah-pampah-BAMBA-pamba Roomah-pampah-BAMBA-pamba Roomah-pampah-BAMBA-pamba Roomah-pampah-BAMBA-pamba Roomah-pampah-BAMBA-pamba Roomah-pampah-BAMBA-pamba Roomah-pampah-BAMBA-pamba Roomah-pampah-BAMBA-pamba Roomah-pampah-BAMBA-pamba Roomah-pampah-BAMBA-pamba Roomah-pampah-BAMBA-pamba Roomah-pampah-BAMBA-pamba Roomah-pampah-BAMBA-pamba Roomah-pampah-BAMBA-pamba Roomah-pampah-BAMBA-pamba Bampa-ROON-ROON-ROON-ROON BOOM! Bampa-pampa-pampa Roomah-pampah-BAMBA-pamba Roomah-pampah-BAMBA-pamba Roomah-pampah-BAMBA-pamba Roomah-pampah-BAMBA-pamba Roomah-pampah-BAMBA-pamba Roomah-pampah-BAMBA-pamba Roomah-pampah-BAMBA-pamba Roomah-pampah-BAMBA-pamba Roomah-pampah-BAMBA-pamba Roomah-pampah-BAMBA-pamba Roomah-pampah-BAMBA-pamba Roomah-pampah-BAMBA-pamba Roomah-pampah-BAMBA-pamba
Submitted by Shaun_Rocks (user info) at 2006-10-12 15:11:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2006-10-12 14:47:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
Best story ever.
The black guy's already got a connect-4 before he drops the red piece he's holding.
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Haha, that asian guy got connect 4 rocked and they're both idiots for not seeing the win.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-12 15:10:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you'd be a way cooler little brother than the one i got stuck with.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-12 15:08:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-10-12 15:07:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
my favorite part:
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Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2006-10-12 14:47:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hell I don't know what to think so here's a +1 for compfusing the hell out of me.
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2006-10-12 14:47:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Best story ever.
The black guy's already got a connect-4 before he drops the red piece he's holding.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-10-12 14:46:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
my favorite part was:
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-10-12 14:29:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-10-12 14:28:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
needs more latin epilogues
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I knew I forgot something.
This was my greatest work, I think.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-10-12 14:28:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
needs more latin epilogues
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-10-12 14:26:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
SHIT
THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY UBERMADNESS POST
*cries*