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Submitted by DrSeussman (View user info) at 2006-10-12 15:55:35 EDT
So to that end I figured I would drop this little nugget on here. Where the hell is everyone today?
I know some of you HAD to have seen http://www.ebolamonkeyman.com and some of his stories involving scamming the Nigerian 419 scammers.
About a year ago I started replying to some of these wingnuts just to see what I could get away with. Admittedly I don't have the talent, time nor patience to do it as well as the Monkey Man but it does kill some time and can get interesting.
Anyway I got tired of this joker pretty quick and wish I had saved all of his emails instead of just a few. I especially love the part where I become the thief.
First I get this:
Dear Lance Scott,
Thank you very much for your respond on my proposal how are you and family i hope all is well, am very glad to hear from you.
In terms of this transactiions demands both of us to discuss on the phone first before we proceed and percentage is not the problem, all i want from you is your honesty and truthful on this business because opportunity comes but ones not twice which i wouldn't want this great opportunity to slip off my hands.
But if you know your capability and influence can handle the said fund then no problem also if you have a genuine intension 20% is not a problem, also if you have a genuine and reliable account we can use then we shall be successful because all necessary documents are intact on the business which we shall change all documents to your name as the new beneficairy, so we need to discuss and know where to begin with each other which hereby indicate my direct phone number for discussions +27-79-213-0374, also i will like to have your mobile number as well to enable me to reach you as well for discussions thank you i will be hoping to hear from you.
Best regards,
Mr F. Xavier.
I send him:
Frank this all sounds too good to be true but I am very much interested in proceeding. However I am not sure if I can as I do not have a phone or a mobile of my own. My work has restrictions on long distance phone calls so I cannot use their phone either. Is there a way to proceed through email so that I may take advantage of this opportunity? Thanks and regards,
Lance
He sends back:
Dear Mr. Lance Scott,
This is to acknowledge the receipt of my mail, and I am really gratefully on the interest you indicated to assist us transfer these funds for investment overseas. Be rest assured that every step of this business will be handled legally and professionally with the help of our financial adviser.
But in a civilised world like this you don't have a mobile phone it sound funny and mind you this is not a child's play because i world i be contacting you for emergency if their is any to pass to you in terms of if the said fund get transfered to your account and how will i get to meet you if the said fund is been transfered to your account successfully and if am coming to take my share of money i will i be communicating with you, Dear Scott think like a good business man that a business of this such demands us to be communicating with each other time to time, as a partner i will advise you to go and buy a mobile phone to enable me to reach you.
It is my desire to go into partnership with you but we must find a suitable way to establish mutual trust and understanding, since the success of this business is cantered on trust, honesty, capability and confidentiality, if this achieved, we will work with one accord and in confidence since we don't know ourselves. Nevertheless, my only concern is your capability of handling a business of this nature, you should understand that the amount involve is large so the transaction will require adequate co-ordination from the both side in order not make any kind of mistake
But before I go into details of Modalities which my Financial Adviser. Who has been helping me both in planning and strategies regarding the successful transfer of this fund, since every necessary arrangement has been made, simplified and shortened. There are few striking questions; I will like to get the answers straight from your heart.
I would greatly appreciate your assistance in:
1) Are you ready to keep the level of confidentiality needed to realize this transaction?
2) Are you so sure that you will never sit on my own share of the money once funds are transferred into your nominated account overseas?
3) Are you willing come to Johannesburg , South Africa to meet with me?
4) Using your bank account to receive the funds on my behalf when they are transferred. In order words, acting as the owner of the funds.
5) Advising on the best possible means of investment in your country.
6) Assisting in any other possible way that will enhance or expedite the transfer, e.g. sharing some of the costs that may be involved during the transfer process.
I would like to mention that this might be necessary because the funds are not accessible to me at the moment until they hit your account.
I'm waiting for your sincere and genuine response to my questions. We shall proceed with the business upon receipt of favorable answers on the above raised points. I will be waiting in great anticipation for your early reply immediately to facilitate immediate action toward the transaction.
Lastly, I would like you to contact me for discusions on proper details on the laid down arrangements. Here his my contacts phone number +27-79-213-0374 i will be glad to hear from you, also try to indicate your contact mobile number as well to enable me to reach you as well.
Am expecting your phone call today so i will be able to give you more details regarding the arrangement that has been made for the execution of the business.
Looking forward to a mutual business relationship with you, while I wait for your response.
Best regards,
Mr.Frank Xavier.
I send back this:
Frank, I definitely am willing to do all the things you request of me however if you expect me to fly to Johannesburg to see you to complete our deal I really can't afford a mobile fun as the costs to fly to your country are quite great. And I will need to start saving now to be able to afford that trip. You see my poor little cat ate my computer mouse and I had to take him to the vet. Well about 2 pounds of laxative later he was able crap out a bunch of cables and wires and stuff. Needless to say it was quite expensive.
$3,567.47
8:15 pm Depart Dallas (DFW)
Arrive Johannesburg (JNB) 12:00 pm +2 days
Tue 10-Oct
Duration: 32hr 45mn
American Airlines 1542
United 7314 / 4590
Connect in Jacksonville (JAX), Washington DC (IAD) Total stops: 3
So I think that if you would simply give me a number at which I can call you at, I can use my friend's telephone calling card to call you so that we may continue on this adventure. Thanks Frank you are great.
Then I get this gem!
Dear Lance Scott,
Am afraid i cant do a business with you, you dont qualify to have a common mobile phone how can you do a business of millions without communicating with each other and you dont have a phone how am my sure that your account can consume the said fund without know problem?
And i indicated my direct phone number you can reach me anytime you are still requesting my phone number again my friend please think properly in terms of how to transact a business with someone that wants to rely on you i hereby indicate my cell phone number as requested from you +27-79-213-0374, i will be hoping to hear from you.
Best regards,
Mr Frank Xavier.
TO WHICH THE FUN REALLY STARTS!
Well Frank to be quite honest I haven't honed my skills quite as nicely as this particular gentlemen http://www.ebolamonkeyman.com/ so don't worry too much about it. The whole 419 Nigerian scam is pretty old and most people would have to be a complete newb on the internet or in life for that matter to expect something for nothing. I would suggest however since your initial post letter to rip off hard working people of their money seems to be fairly well written that you take the time to learn American English so you don't come off as a complete fucking retard. Thanks for the phone number too, I am sure the Federal Government here in the US will be glad to have it. You fuckers sure are annoying.
DrS3uSsMaN
CC: http://www.cenbank.org/
http://www.secretservice.gov/alert419.shtml
AW NOW THE LITTLE SCAMMER GETS UPSET!!! LMAO
Thief Lance Scott,
You are also a big time thief my friend you can as well go to hell..
NOW MY LAST BIT OF FUN BEFORE HE DISAPPEARS, or so I thought
OH yeah Frank? Well I don't recall emailing you first. If I remember correctly you emailed me first, and unsolicited I might add. Feel free to look it up. As for me being a thief I don't spend my days emailing people trying to set up ways to scam them out of their hard earned money as you obviously do. Have fun fuck face. I hope your dick rots and falls off, you illiterate piece of camel dung! Oh, and have a nice day.
Then I get another intelligent response:
frank xavier <frank_xavier_01.at.yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
I REALISE YOU ARE A BIG FOOL THAT DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO MAKE LOVE TO A WOMAN, YOU WILL CONTINUE TO BE AN ASHOLE TILL THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, MUMU......
Oh what fun!
ROFLMAO, for you illiterate assholes that means Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off! Frank seriously dude, I think you need a new profession over there, perhaps being a camel dung scooper, or maybe a convenience store clerk or even better yet, a gynecologist for rhinos. Whatever you choose as an occupation is of course up to you but trying to rip people off as a Nigerian 419 scammer offering people millions or even worse trying to be witty or insulting just is not your forte. As far as my ability to make love to a woman, you might be right, but so far, I have had no complaints. Attacking a gentlemen's prowess.....Frank, I had no idea you could sink so low. So please, allow me to retort. Next time you are with your girlfriend and you two have made sweet sweet love, ask her how your performance was. My guess is the camel, zebra, dog or dead rhino won't be able to tell you that were you were lame. Have fun asshole. Please PLEASE respond to this as I very much enjoy berating you and it's a wonderful stress reliever for me. Again I hope you get the insane crotch rot and your pee pee falls off. Have a nice day!
Oh by the way "MUMU", it's ASSHOLE not ASHOLE and FOR the rest of your life not TILL the rest of your life, cocksucker!
I haven't heard from him now in a couple of days and I really miss hassling the guy. It's great stress relief if any of you get these emails as well. I do have two more guys that are emailing me now so the fun will continue I suppose, but not many continue on once they realize they have been duped and yet this guy did. I hope I hear from him again!
GIS for scams
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Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2006-10-13 12:32:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by fuzzy_buzz (user info) at 2006-10-13 11:16:53 (#)
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Have you tried 419eater.com as well
I spend my life there. That ebolamonkey guy is classic.
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No I haven't but I sure will now.
Submitted by fuzzy_buzz (user info) at 2006-10-13 11:16:53 EDT (#)
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Have you tried 419eater.com as well
I spend my life there. That ebolamonkey guy is classic.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-10-13 10:37:52 EDT (#)
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Bravo
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2006-10-13 09:45:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by fuzzy_buzz (user info) at 2006-10-13 04:21:06 (#)
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Greetings fellow scambaiter!
I Recommend reading Greetings in the name of Jesus by Mike Berry. Just got it last week and it is a classic. I have not heard of the ebolamonkey but will definitely check him out.
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Will do, especially if it's giving a little bit of grief to these morally reprehensible folks!
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2006-10-13 09:44:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-12 21:56:49 (#)
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Not soliciting so much as getting the word out. Sorry for the shameless linkwhore, but if it's any consolation I read your post and thoroughly enjoyed it.
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Thanks man yours too for sure!!
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-10-13 07:07:45 EDT (#)
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Werd.
Submitted by fuzzy_buzz (user info) at 2006-10-13 04:21:06 EDT (#)
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Greetings fellow scambaiter!
I Recommend reading Greetings in the name of Jesus by Mike Berry. Just got it last week and it is a classic. I have not heard of the ebolamonkey but will definitely check him out.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-12 21:56:49 EDT (#)
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Not soliciting so much as getting the word out. Sorry for the shameless linkwhore, but if it's any consolation I read your post and thoroughly enjoyed it.
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2006-10-12 20:36:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2006-10-12 20:34:12 (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-12 19:57:13 (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/94370 The truth is out.
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This was pretty damn good Sicosemen, BUT are you soliciting readers now? I mean I would have gotten to your post I promise! I won't even burn you and explain to the group. Good luck dude!
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See Below post!!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-12 19:57:13 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/94370 The truth is out.
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2006-10-12 18:12:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-10-12 18:07:08 (#)
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FUN
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-12 17:57:47 (#)
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Equensoo ocha.
Submitted by jfreakman (user info) at 2006-10-12 17:50:36 (#)
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Hilarious and good job.
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Thanks guys, I hope to be bringing you more soon. I've got Mr. Duru Koffi and Robert Frank still working.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-10-12 18:07:08 EDT (#)
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FUN
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-12 17:57:47 EDT (#)
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Equensoo ocha.
Submitted by jfreakman (user info) at 2006-10-12 17:50:36 EDT (#)
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Hilarious and good job.
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2006-10-12 17:10:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-12 16:35:09 (#)
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I did this with CabaretGirl and some guy named Maurice Mulinge from Africa. It was pretty fucking funny. He fell in love with her, and he was the one that contacted her (me) first.
It's somewhere in my posts, 'cabaretgirl gets lucky' and 'cabaret girl gets lucky part deux'
Im too lazy to go find them, as if you gave a fuck
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Hey I'm bored I will definitely go looking!
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-10-12 17:00:04 EDT (#)
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Loved it.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-10-12 16:36:25 EDT (#)
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B@W
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-12 16:35:09 EDT (#)
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I did this with CabaretGirl and some guy named Maurice Mulinge from Africa. It was pretty fucking funny. He fell in love with her, and he was the one that contacted her (me) first.
It's somewhere in my posts, 'cabaretgirl gets lucky' and 'cabaret girl gets lucky part deux'
Im too lazy to go find them, as if you gave a fuck
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2006-10-12 16:07:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-12 16:03:02 (#)
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HELLO MY NAME IS GEN. OBUSANI OKASANJO AND I WAS REFEERED TO YOU BY A MUTUAL FRIEND
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Yeah the monkey man has lots of those I can't wait till I get the general one as I have a great idea for being in the military as well. But alas I have yet to get one from this guy!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-12 16:03:02 EDT (#)
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HELLO MY NAME IS GEN. OBUSANI OKASANJO AND I WAS REFEERED TO YOU BY A MUTUAL FRIEND