Eve of the Feast (672 hits)
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Submitted by UberMadness! (View user info) at 2006-10-12 16:51:11 EDT
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Entry 1
Back and forth, back and forth... the little white ball had the crowd spellbound. It moved with a hummingbird's deftness, and served to accentuate the dexterity of the player that manipulated it, back and forth. The players traded what would be kill shots in any other match, quickly returning their opponent's attempts at game point. Each was looking for her precision-guided missile - a carefully placed blast to sail passed the other's reach.Timor Lee tried a drop shop while her opponent Mai Tsu Chen was backed away from the table. Chen had already inched up in preparation for such a misdirection, and immediately pounced on the ball. Snapping her shot as fiercely as she ever had, she raised her paddle as if posing for a snapshot. The cameras flashed, and only a few people noticed how curiously the ball was returned by Timor: a slight flick of the wrist on her right hip. It was a normal shot that bounced twice on the table and then off, trickling passed the distracted celebrator.
A cavalier smirk had started on Timor's face before Chen's extraordinary spike, coming to fruition in the instant when none of the cameras caught it. There were plenty of pictures of the loser, however. Nobody understood how Timor had returned the volley; she wasn't sure either. She only knew that the match would play out just as it had. It was not merely confidence, but cognition. It was a premonition.
Her dream the previous night was so vivid, like she could feel the direction of where every shot was going. So when the first game of the match unfolded as in her dream, she was dumbfounded. She dared not mention any of this to the reporters afterward. Instead she countered clichéd sports questions with clichéd answers. Service; volley; return volley. That is, until someone asked about her involvement with the Tibetan Liberation Front.
"The what?"
"Ms. Lee, you have been spotted in pictures with this man, the purported leader of the TLF," the reporter continued.
She was visibly agitated. She knew immediately that any associations, however loose, with groups such as the TLF would limit her movement in China. This would affect tournaments and sponsored appearances. This could affect her livelihood. Born in Taiwan to American expatriates and having seen many of the Chinese provinces, she understood the motivation of those willing to rebel. She also understood how this made their accusations easier. Her only defense was full disclosure.
"Yes, he's an old friend, but I don't know what you're talking about. I've known him since the Junior World Championships. We dated, we were even engaged once upon a time, but he kept certain things to himself. Actually, that's one of the reasons we were never married. He kept too many secrets. It would, however, surprise me to find out that he was involved in such a violent group."
"When was the last time you saw him?" The reporter took her full disclosure as a signal to press further.
"You have the pictures. You tell me." Timor pressed back.
"Do you sympathize with his cause?" The reporter went even further.
Service; volley; back and forth. She knew this game.
Timor returned, "Look, I play ping pong. That's all. I have never been involved with any political organizations. I would certainly never be involved with any violent factions. If I absolutely must choose, then I most likely identify with the non-violent approach of the 14th Dalai Lama. I will be available for more questions at the banquet."
The next day would be the conclusion of the men's tournament. The day after that was the banquet. Jubilation, upon winning her second consecutive world championship, was replaced by confusion and controversy. What would usually be a night of dinner and drinks with friends following a tournament, was now a night of solitude and room service. She took a hot bath and decompressed.
She had another dream.
It was equally vivid. It began with wonderful memories of her past love, except now her perspective on them was different. She remembered waking up early in the morning, on vacation at a beachfront house in Thailand, to find her fiancé Pano "tinkering with a new hobby" as he called it. Was his name even Pano? When it happened, she thought nothing of it as they watched the sun rise. Piled on the coffee table was wiring, circuit boards and soldering equipment.
The memories flashed forward through the present, to the next day after the men's championship match, on the eve of the feast. She saw two men wearing the uniform of the workers who were preparing the main room for the festivities the following day. One of them was Pano. They rigged explosives to the middle of the head table, where various government officials would be sitting along with the tournament champions - close to where she would be sitting. She saw herself going to security to warn them. She saw herself answering questions in a detention center. She saw the entire conversation take place that ended with her arrest. She was completely innocent, and yet she could not defend her position. She had no explanation for how she knew where the bomb was. Back and forth, back and forth, except she couldn't win this one.
She woke up with a gasp of air. Her heart was sullen at the callous disregard for her life that Pano was going to show. He would kill her too, but she was determined to stop him, even if it meant being thrown in jail.
An idea started to take shape in her mind, on her way to the tournament. This gift was already starting to take shape in her outlook. It wasn't mere foreknowledge. It was a sequence of cause and effect. Sure, she saw herself winning the tournament, but she still had to execute the shots. She realized that she wasn't simply performing the actions from the dream. She could execute them with variations, or not at all. The dreams were paths of inference.
She waited out the day, as if nothing was amiss, and made an anonymous tip the morning of the banquet. Pano was arrested. She wrote him a letter, "Pano, my dear. You are dead instead of me. I have returned your disservice."
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Entry 2
(10 bytes) [text/uberhtml]Entry 1:
Amontillado
Antioxident
AsshOly
august_sobriquet
awesome_face
Axolotl
bart
Bellebrown
Bigmike
BLITZKREIG_BOB
Bubba2341
CaptainThorns
Chroniclysm
Cracked_out_cali
Crystle
Davros
DrogoRoch
Exodus
FunnyAsCancer
Genko
ghola
goferforhire
helbling
Hirilnara
HotWillie
intellismartness
Jack_Burton
Jack_McCallum
jgreening
JMG114
JoeyG
JonnyX
justagirl27
Magicaddict
MandaPanda
NerfHerder
Orgasmatron
peckerhead
rad1101
redskieslookfake
Sacrilicious
satchel
Sepsis
Serious_Melvin
sicosemen
Snark
sparkle_pink
SPECIALk
Stagger_Lee
stevie_says
The_taste_of_Monkeys
thorpe
YELLOW-MAN
50 eligible votes (53 total) *
Entry 2:
BadAssJulie
EchoBoxing
GetNakeddd
HighVoltage900
indoninja
Kre8rix
LSD420
Maltese
Method
polyamorousaj
Spuds002
Wiggles
12 eligible votes (12 total) *
* Eligible votes are those made by users who had either (A) posted 3+ messages OR (B) written 100+ [lowered from 750+] reviews as of the beginning of the UberMadness! competition.
User Reviews
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-13 11:22:33 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by intellismartness (user info) at 2006-10-13 11:20:21 EDT (#)
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Better than Forfeit :(.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-10-13 10:57:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-10-13 10:32:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-10-13 10:04:31 EDT (#)
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has anyone won their face off purely by writing or has it all been forfeits?
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-10-13 09:49:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hirilnara (user info) at 2006-10-13 07:01:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by helbling (user info) at 2006-10-13 05:33:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2006-10-13 04:57:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2006-10-13 04:26:39 EDT (#)
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I liked it, a shame it came up against a forfeit.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-10-13 04:08:39 EDT (#)
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Did not pong
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-10-13 03:37:32 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2006-10-13 01:44:19 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by justagirl27 (user info) at 2006-10-13 01:33:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2006-10-13 01:33:31 EDT (#)
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WTF is with these forfeits
Submitted by satchel (user info) at 2006-10-13 01:04:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-10-13 00:54:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-13 00:06:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-10-12 23:33:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Exodus (user info) at 2006-10-12 23:21:17 EDT (#)
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whats up with all the forfeits?
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-10-12 23:02:40 EDT (#)
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forfeit
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-10-12 22:43:25 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-10-12 22:34:54 EDT (#)
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I am the ping pong master
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2006-10-12 21:59:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2006-10-12 20:58:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-12 20:38:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-10-12 20:24:36 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-12 20:22:00 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/94370 The truth is out.
No forfeit.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-10-12 20:21:59 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-10-12 20:19:11 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-10-12 20:18:44 EDT (#)
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didn't read it yet, voting against the forfeit
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-10-12 20:17:26 EDT (#)
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3 FORFEITS IN A ROW? BEST.CONTEST.EVER.
Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2006-10-12 20:13:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-10-12 20:07:55 EDT (#)
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Injustice
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-10-12 19:57:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2006-10-12 19:55:12 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-10-12 19:49:15 EDT (#)
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cuz i kno what should've been there
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-12 19:48:36 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/94370 The truth is out.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-10-12 19:43:16 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-10-12 19:40:48 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-10-12 19:39:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2006-10-12 19:28:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-10-12 19:17:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-10-12 19:05:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-12 19:01:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-10-12 18:29:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-10-12 18:28:16 EDT (#)
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w00t forfeit lol
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-10-12 18:17:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-10-12 18:14:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by peckerhead (user info) at 2006-10-12 18:11:04 EDT (#)
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Entry 1: I really liked the beginning and the following few paragraphs. The rest was fine too. Good luck against your next opponent.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2006-10-12 18:10:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Magicaddict (user info) at 2006-10-12 17:54:08 EDT (#)
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Inrteresting, and, like the others, better than a forfeit.
Submitted by Cracked_out_cali (user info) at 2006-10-12 17:52:26 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-10-12 17:48:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-10-12 17:41:11 EDT (#)
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Well done, entry one.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-10-12 17:35:31 EDT (#)
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Pano was arrested. She wrote him a letter, "Pano, my dear. You are dead instead of me. I have returned your disservice."
***
:(
Is much more profound.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-12 17:34:52 EDT (#)
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FORREST GUMP WOULD PONG THAT BITCH'S ASS
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-12 17:33:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_Burton (user info) at 2006-10-12 17:32:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-10-12 17:31:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-10-12 17:31:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-10-12 17:25:57 EDT (#)
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I had a hard time connecting with #1. The seeds of a good story are there. MAybe it's just me. Beats the fuck out of a forfeit though.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2006-10-12 17:24:13 EDT (#)
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You
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-12 17:23:05 EDT (#)
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This is blasphemy!
Submitted by august_sobriquet (user info) at 2006-10-12 17:19:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-10-12 17:17:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-10-12 17:03:14 EDT (#)
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