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Submitted by JonnyWIX (View user info) at 2006-10-12 21:21:41 EDT

Going Back to His Wife in Scarsdale

Ghetto chick: I'm pregnant
Thug: So?
Ghetto chick: What do you mean, "So"?
Thug: Shouldn't you be having this conversation with your husband
Ghetto chick: And tell him what, that I cheated and got pregnant?
Thug: No, but you can tell him to pay for the abortion or he'll be raising my kid, if it's even mine.
Ghetto chick: What the fuck do you mean if it's yours?
Thug: Bitch please! I'm a pimp, look I gotta go--you and your husband figure it out.
Ghetto chick: Where the fuck you think your going?
Thug: Bitch, I don't answer to you. I'm out.

--875 3rd Ave

Overheard by: splashmaster

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/

And what are you trying?

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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-13 14:47:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Who's being a stalker now?

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-10-12 21:55:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

OMG YOU ARE A CHAD CHAMLET PLAGINGIZER

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-10-12 21:30:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

We all hate you. Go away.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-10-12 21:29:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Well this is stupid.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-10-12 21:22:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Huh?

Burns: Oh, quit cogitating, Steinmetz, and use an open-faced club! A
sand wedge!

Homer: Mmm ... open-faced club sandwich.

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