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Submitted by JonnyWIX (View user info) at 2006-10-12 21:21:59 EDT


Going Back to His Wife in Scarsdale

Ghetto chick: I'm pregnant
Thug: So?
Ghetto chick: What do you mean, "So"?
Thug: Shouldn't you be having this conversation with your husband
Ghetto chick: And tell him what, that I cheated and got pregnant?
Thug: No, but you can tell him to pay for the abortion or he'll be raising my kid, if it's even mine.
Ghetto chick: What the fuck do you mean if it's yours?
Thug: Bitch please! I'm a pimp, look I gotta go--you and your husband figure it out.
Ghetto chick: Where the fuck you think your going?
Thug: Bitch, I don't answer to you. I'm out.

--875 3rd Ave

Overheard by: splashmaster

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/

And what are you trying?

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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-14 11:17:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Go fucking kill yourself.

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-10-14 07:15:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by kybernetikum (user info) at 2006-10-10 14:35:44 (#)
Ranking: -1

Whats that good for?


Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-13 19:09:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by kybernetikum (user info) at 2006-10-05 23:49:56 (#)
Ranking: 2

Maybe I disclose you a small secret here: Your stupid idea doesn´t work technically alone for this was prevented times ago.

You can try - but it won´t work. It maybe get you banned though.

But a good means against Stalkers like JonnyX is just when you see his name go and rate two random old posts with -2. Do this every other day and he will feel it, in special if you are not the only one. Any joiners? Ahh! Yessss.....
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enjoy your banning, goodbye asshole

Submitted by Jack_Burton (user info) at 2006-10-13 16:33:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-13 14:46:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

What the fuck is this shit?

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-10-12 21:55:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

OMG YOU ARE A CHAD CHAMLET PLAGINGIZER

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-10-12 21:43:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

+2 for overheardinny.com

such a fucking great website.

-1 for posting only one quote...there are hundreds.


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