One Man, Two Minds (523 hits)
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Submitted by nitty (View user info) at 2006-10-13 13:54:44 EDT
Funny what fatherhood does to a man.
Behold the first picture below - taken in August whilst passed out in Shlongy's guest room. This was Nitty after a night of heavy drinking with the New York boys. A night that involved too much Red Bull and Vodka. A night that consisted of me offering Case $100 to call a chick a whore (which she WAS). And a night that culminated in me leaving the bar after calling the biggest fucker in there 'bigtime' and threatening to take him down like the bitch he is.
Sheesh.
And now. The second picture.
I've had some good nights sleep in my life, but never as good as when I'm in this position. Those who know what I'm talking about won't dispute it.
I'm thinking I'll have fewer nights of picture 1 in my future, and more of picture 2.
At least, that's what I'm hoping.
-nitty
User Reviews
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2007-03-22 18:53:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh ya...drinking with shlongy....cute baby.
Submitted by WatchMyStep (user info) at 2006-10-15 20:45:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-10-13 21:16:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-10-13 16:55:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What a cutie. The baby is nice too.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-13 16:10:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Y'know what's cool? Lie on your back, then have baby sleep on top of your chest - it's like having a little escape pod attached to you.
Submitted by drgoatcabin (user info) at 2006-10-13 15:48:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
love it while it lasts. cause it doesn't last for long.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-10-13 15:45:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm going to steal someone's baby.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-10-13 15:44:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"He's 7 pounds of pure kickass."
Aw.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-10-13 15:42:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You have interesting tan lines on your feet and ears.
Your baby is precious. His tan is flawless.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-10-13 15:28:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
bebies smell teh bestest too...
mmm... baby naps!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-13 15:05:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
midgetty.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-13 15:02:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lil' slugger.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-10-13 14:50:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-10-13 14:20:11 (#)
Ranking: 0
He was a little man. 6lbs 11oz at birth - 2 weeks early.
This was on his second night home from the hospital. He'd dropped to about 6-5. He's up to 7 now. Plus, daddy is a monster of a man.
He's 7 pounds of pure kickass.
Actually sleeping pretty well - when he's beside me. That pisses mommy off. He likes me better.
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Ahahahahahahaha. It's the same way with me - we don't have any kids of our own yet - but at family gatherings, friends' houses, or anywhere in public, kids seem to be attracted to me like magnets, and I don't even WANT to seem them half as much as Mrs. Thorns does.
I swear it's some sort of punishment from God for all the crap I did as a kid.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-13 14:30:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tell your kid to quit calling me and emailing me.
Tell him I have NO interest whatsoever in, as he put it, "getting him the hell away from this nitty dork who keeps hugging me".
You're on your own, mister.
PS. After nitty left the house, we burned those sheets.
And that bed.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-10-13 14:20:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
He was a little man. 6lbs 11oz at birth - 2 weeks early.
This was on his second night home from the hospital. He'd dropped to about 6-5. He's up to 7 now. Plus, daddy is a monster of a man.
He's 7 pounds of pure kickass.
Actually sleeping pretty well - when he's beside me. That pisses mommy off. He likes me better.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-10-13 14:17:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-10-13 14:05:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
That is perhaps the smallest baby human I have ever seen.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-10-13 14:12:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My little girl is like a sedative, lay her on my chest and I'm out within minutes
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-10-13 14:08:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
awww
Submitted by Targa (user info) at 2006-10-13 14:06:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
have fun man, have fun.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-10-13 14:05:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That is perhaps the smallest baby human I have ever seen.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-10-13 13:59:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It happens to all of us eventually.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-10-13 13:58:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, sleep with a newborn in the house?
I'll bet it lasted for all of ten minutes, right? :)
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-10-13 13:56:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cool.