Game's up, Jake. I've had enough. (781 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 1.38 on 27 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (View user info) at 2006-10-13 18:22:36 EDT
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-10-13 03:52:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-12 16:56:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
Now I know why I never get to make out with girls - they're always making out with each other. That and I'm a robot.
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Dear Uber, I did not write this. Copyandpastei'mjake edited a review to make me look like a machine (which is what his mum calls me).
I've emailed bart asking for a code of sportsmanship and courtesies outlining expected etiquette, referencing -
* reviews (and/or reviewing).
* posting under another user's name.
* camwhoring in boring bourgeois brown jackets, and if it's socially acceptable within these guidelines to jump up and down and scream from the top of the mountain that said boring bourgeois brown jacket was purchased in Italy, thereby looking like a complete toss into the bargain.
I may have also indirectly named Yourmumtastesgreat as showing scant regard for any of the aforementioned protocols, and may also have attached examples and links to my dibber-dobber email.
Let's clean up Ubersite, folks, and keep the british street urchins on the streets, where they belong, away from computers and dentists.
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-01 08:39:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
One thousand billion is like ten to the power of fifteen...
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-10-01 08:28:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/112074#2538535
So, what's this about then?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-14 19:12:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-10-13 19:51:12 (#)
Ranking: -2
you're pretty much the biggest pussy of all time.
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okay this was pretty good,
but this, THIS, exceded my wildest expectations.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/89976#2045489
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-14 15:37:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Um, what?
This is a chav joke, innkit?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-10-14 15:20:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yep, we're scum and, being Scottish, Im the scummiest of the scum. Only Mikethescottish can out-scum me, the Oldmeldrum dwelling cock-hole that he be.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-10-14 07:20:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FUCK YOU MAKING FUN OF MY JACKET.
Clearly Danger_Ranger hasn't had the FashionUpgrade his user has been saving up for.
You're like Peter Jurassik in Tron. Only with sillier hair.
Now apologise for Rolf Harris.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-10-14 07:10:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love that jacket. I spilled mustard down it last saturday night when eating a burger from the streetmeat dealer.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-10-14 07:09:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-13 20:23:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
Nobody here like Jethro Tull, except for Merlina, please stop quoting it. I am 2 posts off a hundred, reaching this milestone will gain me automatic entry into ubermadness or something. I will dust of Terry the Turtle Amphibian and write a smackdown post about Brian O'Driscoll, who some people find exceptionally attractiv
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I've seen them live of course. Ian Anderson is cool.
Also - KNOW YOUR PLACE FILTHY COLONIALIST.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-10-14 01:27:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Spank Me.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-10-14 01:15:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
100 posts?
C'mon Ranger!
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-10-13 21:52:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Marge, please, old people don't need companionship. They need to be
isolated and studied, so it can be determined what nutrients they have
that might be extracted for our personal use.
-- Homer Simpson
Lady Bouvier's Lover
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2006-10-13 21:48:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
What? Wait where do I get my free t-shirt?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-13 20:23:07 EDT (#)
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Nobody here like Jethro Tull, except for Merlina, please stop quoting it. I am 2 posts off a hundred, reaching this milestone will gain me automatic entry into ubermadness or something. I will dust of Terry the Turtle Amphibian and write a smackdown post about Brian O'Driscoll, who some people find exceptionally attractive.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-10-13 20:14:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So you ride yourselves over the fields and
you make all your animal deals and
your wise men don't know how it feels to be thick as a brick.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-10-13 20:05:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahaha, fuck that vampire giraffe.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-13 19:57:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-10-13 18:48:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
oh , and she keeps telling me she is attracted to silver haired gentleman named Gavin, whatever thats supposed to mean.
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It means she likes old guys called Gavin.
oh, and Jeanneee? I don't appreciate you preaching to me. I mean I don't come knocking on your door asking you to find Brian O'Driscoll, who some people worship. like if I did.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-13 19:52:51 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/89976#2045905
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-10-13 19:51:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you're pretty much the biggest pussy of all time.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-10-13 19:32:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
De-fault! The two sweetest words in the English language.
-- Homer Simpson
Deep Space Homer
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-13 19:29:39 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-13 18:52:50 EDT (#)
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Let's clean up Ubersite, folks, and keep the british off the Ubersite, which they infest all chavvy-stylee...
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-10-13 18:48:17 EDT (#)
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oh , and she keeps telling me she is attracted to silver haired gentleman named Brian, whatever thats supposed to mean.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-10-13 18:45:51 EDT (#)
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PS: My wife told me she had an affair while she was gone and I have a sneaking suspicion it was you, you cunt.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-10-13 18:42:42 EDT (#)
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"I'm a doctor and I want my sausages!"
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-10-13 18:41:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Horseshit
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-10-13 18:33:05 EDT (#)
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Give not that which is holy unto the dogs; nor cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you. -- Matthew 7:6
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-13 18:32:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jake's going to eat my American Sweets when he returns from the pub tonight.