D-Prime Madness III : Round Two (Finally) Begins + Short Round One Analysis (630 hits)
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Submitted by D "Prime Madness III" Prime (View user info) at 2006-10-13 20:39:51 EDT
And this is how Round One (the second round) went...
"This Too Shall Pass"
Beano (http://www.ubersite.com/m/93518) 1.37 wins over Crazytalk (http://www.ubersite.com/m/93649) 1.25
"Incalculable"
JMG114 (http://www.ubersite.com/m/93924) 1.5 wins over Maltese, who forfeited -Tredecillion. [That was probably because she knew she wouldn't beat him.]
"It's in The Job"
DCWoody (http://www.ubersite.com/m/93947) 1.33 wins over d_prime (http://www.ubersite.com/m/93928) 0.32 [DC totally bribed d_prime.]
"A Voice In The Dark"
Goferforhire (http://www.ubersite.com/m/93938) 2 wins over Kracka (http://www.ubersite.com/m/93905) 1.86 [Narrow victories wench my heart.]
"What's In It For You?"
This post was a double-forfeit. So... we go to a regular "final four" format! (As previously stated.) Yay!
According to official D-Prime Madness administration, Beano was supposed to have a specific "drive-by" rating disregarded. However, seeing as he won anyway, my policy is not to spend time calculating what his rating would have been; although seeding for the next round might have changed... this only could have meant switching places with Jared, in which case they face each other anyway... so Jared's home-ice advantage MIGHT be unfair (I haven't checked) so good thing this isn't hockey. The important thing is that we proved that the system worked; thanks Bubba.
Meaning that the "final four" winners are...
1. Goferforhire (2)
2. JMG114 (1.5)
3. Beano (1.37)
4. DCWoody (1.33)
Nice spread. So, the top and the bottom get matched up, as do the middle. Here are the randomly selected titles from the list of those I choose to be acceptable of the submits...
"Round Two (three incl. preliminary) Match-Ups And Titles:"
Goferforhire v. DCWoody: "Not What It Used To Be"
JMG114 v. Beano: "Taking Chances"
All participants have until the night of Wednesday, October 18th 2006 to create a post with their given title! The final round will be started by myself in the following few days (without delay; sorry about this one guys, but I did it; no DPMII shiza.)
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Well, I'm out. But that's okay. I am the lord of awesome without winning the contest. I've already made plans for the next D-Prime Madness... put a little more work into making it public... defining the ultimate format based on what I've learned in my (and Darko's) past experiences... and more. I may also bury the hatchet with UberMadness in order to be more constructive. OR NOT! I expect it to (being quite serious now) be a great contest, not that these ones aren't but... IV will be special in our hearts.
This post was a bit of a rush job. Any loose ends? Comment here or e-mail me: dprime.at.hotmail.com (surprised by that address?)
User Reviews
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-10-24 12:09:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
prime, I'm not sure I have a complaint... I was drunk for most of last week so I would ignore most of what I said.
I did have one complaint.... timelines!
You gave us next to no time, but then it was all relative I suppose.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-10-21 20:22:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have sympathy for Woody and feel no malice. However, if his post fails in some way, it is his own responcibility. And we can't predict what the ratings would have been had the content been visible. If drive-bys make a difference, I'll account for those. However, that one merely doesn't leave a comment doesn't make it a "drive-by;" we need some sort of evidence that it was an "ad hominen" rating made for personal reasons.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-10-21 19:40:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry I wasn't here for a couple days. I don't know what to say for sure. My cheapo computer
wouldn't display it, but I gave up after 7 minutes. Dial-up sucks!!
The reviews showed that some people could see the picture, so I think the negative ratings from
those who couldn't see the picture are a bunch of bullshit. Also, both competitors' posts received
"-2 No Comment" drive-bys, so I think those cancel.
Prime, I think this is your call, but my opinion, late though it may be, is that Woody got boned...
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-10-20 21:19:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So I lost then?
:(
great I lost because my post was too awesome for some poeples computers.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-10-20 15:31:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Beano, what exactly is your complaint?
Although this one lacked drama (at least on the "Ubersite content competition" scale) the saga needs to be tweeked so that DPM IV and can be the ultimate, perfect D-Prime Madness. I have plans.
Working on the post to start the final round right now.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-10-19 11:11:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well as I assume the round ended last night, its up to Bubba, who I or one don't think looks at all like a hobo, to decide.
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-10-19 02:16:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/94595
Muuaaaah!!!
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-10-18 19:20:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I claim that ballsonhischin's rating is biased. He -2's everything i post
Having said that I have +2 on one post and JMG has +2 on 12 or so post, so he still wins because he got more reviews than me,
I;m disapointed though.... I thought this was a writers comp and it's not. it's banal shite (other than JMG who granted wrote a ghood post but it was a 1 on my ratng)... no-one else gives a shit.
Rant over, i'm pissed and fucked off that i lost.
My story was pretty good, maybe didnt deserve to win... but I'm happy to lose to such an adversary as JMG... but stilll... d-prime... take a look man.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-10-18 18:24:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Does it count as bullshit ratings if some people computers aren't capable of seeing my post?
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-10-18 16:30:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/94577
:)
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-10-18 09:33:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And mine.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/94527
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-10-18 09:06:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My entry:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/94556
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-17 19:58:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Somehow I didn't see this the first time.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-17 19:58:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
UberMadness > DPrime Madness
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-10-17 19:47:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ATTN JMG: It was a typo. I am a manly man. I enjoy burgers, The Matrix, and women.
That is all.
OH AND FUCK YOU MR PRIME FOR CALLING ME A GIRL =(
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-10-17 12:25:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Whoa, whoa, hold up there, buckaroos...
Maltese is a she? I thought she was a dude for... well, ever.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-10-17 06:33:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck and arse, I've just realised the deadline is tomorrow. Only flew back into the UK yesterday.
D, you arse about between rounds and take ages and then you give us a few days to write the story?? WTF.
I'll see what I can bung together this afternoon.
It won't be pretty.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-16 13:10:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
sucks balls
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-10-16 09:14:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm struggling to find the tinme to do this...its taking so long to add each image, wish you'd have given us a week as usual.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-10-16 08:58:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*Sighs*......
JMG114 v. Beano: "Taking Chances"
"Oh Bugger!"
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-10-14 19:07:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-10-14 11:58:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My computer can't handle the image, it takes about 5 mins of loading to add each pic:(
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-10-13 22:35:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You know what they say goferforhire, a picture is worth a thousand words.
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-10-13 22:17:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You will bleed
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-10-13 21:32:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID I MISS THE START
GODDAMNIT
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-10-13 21:25:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-10-13 20:59:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm gonna slaughter you goforhire, I have so much saved up awesome.....
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That it's dribbling down his chin....
:-D
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-10-13 20:59:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm gonna slaughter you goforhire, I have so much saved up awesome.....
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-10-13 20:46:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For your edification, there is no such word as "spelt."
The word is "spelled."
Fuck the Brits, the Canadadadaiiannnsss, and Ozzies.
:)
(The emoticon was left especially for Sacrilicious)
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-10-13 20:43:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FORFEIT =(
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-10-13 20:42:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Good to know. Expect it to be the biggest and best ever.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-10-13 20:41:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm already tired of ubermadness, I will definetly be participating in the next D-prime madness