The Politically Correct Census Form (28292 hits)
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Submitted by Phallic Cymbals (View user info) at 2006-10-14 01:20:40 EDT
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Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-08-07 02:05:18 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2009-08-07 01:47:36 EDT (#)
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Just found this - super awesome funny kill machine goodness
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-05-24 17:38:24 EDT (#)
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Oh dear me.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-02-22 20:55:17 EST (#)
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finally I can rate some of my fave posts and this was one of them.
Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2007-01-15 04:42:37 EST (#)
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(Y)
Submitted by _God (user info) at 2006-12-03 16:02:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2006-11-01 08:27:52 (#)
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If the UK census was that short more people would be bothered to fill it out.
Instead, it has questions on the proximity of the front door to street level, and a significant minority of the population can be coerced into describing their religion as 'Jedi.'
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Don't front with the jedi master, son.
Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2006-11-01 08:27:52 EST (#)
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If the UK census was that short more people would be bothered to fill it out.
Instead, it has questions on the proximity of the front door to street level, and a significant minority of the population can be coerced into describing their religion as 'Jedi.'
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-24 09:05:57 EDT (#)
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I noticed, I just thought everyone noticed.
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-10-24 08:59:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-10-24 02:40:59 (#)
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Hahaha, no questions were marked with asterisks. Good stuff.
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First person to notice! A plump negro is in the mail.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-10-24 02:40:59 EDT (#)
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Hahaha, no questions were marked with asterisks. Good stuff.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-10-22 00:50:41 EDT (#)
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Congrats on B@W!!!
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2006-10-21 15:11:10 EDT (#)
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hehe
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-10-21 14:17:28 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by subtle_rage (user info) at 2006-10-19 12:38:35 EDT (#)
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This looks strangely similar to the Canadian census.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-10-19 03:51:49 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-17 18:05:12 EDT (#)
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Well played, sir.
Submitted by LongestPants (user info) at 2006-10-17 16:55:10 EDT (#)
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Hey, this is pretty good.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-10-17 15:29:59 EDT (#)
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hahahha awesome
congrats on B@W
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-10-17 07:41:53 EDT (#)
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Yessir
Submitted by Happily_Agnostic (user info) at 2006-10-17 06:54:07 EDT (#)
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Fooking Awesome
You do this yourself?
Submitted by hooch4 (user info) at 2006-10-17 02:59:16 EDT (#)
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moo
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-10-17 00:55:51 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-10-16 20:00:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-10-14 01:49:55 (#)
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can't wait until I have a home of my own and can fill out my own census form
religion: gaynigger
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HAHAHAHHAHAHA
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-10-16 15:46:49 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-10-16 14:04:09 EDT (#)
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Much better than the last B@W entry.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2006-10-16 13:35:14 EDT (#)
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Australian census?
Where's the question about how many of your babies have been eaten by dingos?
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-10-16 13:26:02 EDT (#)
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This was good
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-10-16 13:03:42 EDT (#)
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fucking genius.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-16 12:56:55 EDT (#)
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I laughed for some fucking reason...
Submitted by kreutzf1 (user info) at 2006-10-16 12:34:57 EDT (#)
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"Special" sign
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-10-16 11:42:11 EDT (#)
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loved it!
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-10-16 09:32:14 EDT (#)
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This truly is bored at work material.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-10-16 09:02:48 EDT (#)
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WooHoo! B@wdom.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-10-16 08:43:16 EDT (#)
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Hahaha
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-10-16 08:42:36 EDT (#)
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Worth reading, I guess.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-16 08:18:04 EDT (#)
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Congrats on B@W, it's up.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2006-10-16 08:08:27 EDT (#)
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Brilliant.
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-10-16 03:16:40 EDT (#)
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heh. Womyn.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-10-15 21:12:17 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by WatchMyStep (user info) at 2006-10-15 20:48:30 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-10-15 13:03:27 EDT (#)
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Gold
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-10-15 12:35:44 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-10-15 09:30:18 EDT (#)
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beautiful
Submitted by YellowDragon (user info) at 2006-10-15 08:21:48 EDT (#)
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Real people don't have feelings.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2006-10-15 00:11:49 EDT (#)
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Brilliant.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-14 23:08:05 EDT (#)
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Breeder.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-10-14 22:08:54 EDT (#)
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Classic
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-10-14 22:04:15 EDT (#)
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Draw the way your annual wage makes you feel?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-10-14 21:26:45 EDT (#)
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Fantastic.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-10-14 21:15:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by street-pirate (user info) at 2006-10-14 20:01:18 EDT (#)
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This was better than Jesus with its twelve apostles. B@W.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-14 18:17:37 EDT (#)
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"None of the above (except for 'None of the above' above)"
Hill-lair-ree-oss. in fact it was all fucking funny.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-10-14 18:09:39 EDT (#)
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Shit, we're one step away from that in California.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-10-14 18:06:43 EDT (#)
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Reminds me of my 7th post: http://www.ubersite.com/m/69218
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-10-14 16:19:25 EDT (#)
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awsome
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-14 15:36:42 EDT (#)
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HEH
HEH
HEH
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-10-14 15:16:52 EDT (#)
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yups
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-10-14 15:12:39 EDT (#)
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sad face
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-10-14 14:51:19 EDT (#)
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woo
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-10-14 14:51:14 EDT (#)
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I actually found this rather dull.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2006-10-14 14:38:31 EDT (#)
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An absolute riot.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-14 14:08:09 EDT (#)
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I, for one, welcome our new shitty alter.
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Submitted by captdread (user info) at 2006-10-14 14:05:17 EDT (#)
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animal protein...not "meat"...uuugh.
Submitted by captdread (user info) at 2006-10-14 14:02:35 EDT (#)
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personally i contribute 51+ hours and love meat
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-10-14 13:36:34 EDT (#)
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B@W
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-10-14 12:55:19 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-10-14 11:57:58 EDT (#)
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damn you for making me spit milk all over my computer.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2006-10-14 11:38:56 EDT (#)
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B@W
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-10-14 11:33:10 EDT (#)
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Bored at work?
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-10-14 11:30:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-10-14 06:49:55 (#)
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How does your annual wage make you feel?
*sad ghost face*
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-10-14 11:28:45 EDT (#)
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Do you have a penis?
Haha.
This was funny.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-10-14 11:24:56 EDT (#)
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Meat IS delicious.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-10-14 11:20:03 EDT (#)
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B@W
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-14 11:15:45 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-10-14 11:03:51 EDT (#)
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This is great.
I wish I had skills with photoshop or even M.S. Paint so that I could pul something witty like this off. Unfortunately, I will probably just sit here, take another bean, and wonder what things would be like, had I those skills.
You set a high standard Mr Cymballs, and you didn't let down.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-10-14 11:02:42 EDT (#)
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b@w
shandy would like this post.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-10-14 10:31:15 EDT (#)
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:)
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-10-14 07:50:48 EDT (#)
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I am amused by the file name
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-10-14 07:46:59 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-10-14 07:32:41 EDT (#)
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Great form, and by form I mean your style. B@W
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-10-14 07:19:21 EDT (#)
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Ace
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-10-14 06:49:55 EDT (#)
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How does your annual wage make you feel?
*sad ghost face*
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-10-14 06:13:43 EDT (#)
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bravo
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-10-14 06:07:14 EDT (#)
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Thats is funny phallic cymbals,
Would have been funnier if you did it on census night.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2006-10-14 05:59:40 EDT (#)
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the best part is the "draw how your annual wage makes you feel"
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-14 01:51:50 EDT (#)
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B@W
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-14 01:51:45 EDT (#)
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This is just great.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-10-14 01:49:55 EDT (#)
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can't wait until I have a home of my own and can fill out my own census form
religion: gaynigger
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-10-14 01:45:43 EDT (#)
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Nice.
Submitted by WingedFoote (user info) at 2006-10-14 01:35:59 EDT (#)
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well done, good sir.