John Bolton Choose Your Own Adventure (483 hits)
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Submitted by YellowDragon (View user info) at 2006-10-15 05:18:19 EDT
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Pyongyang's U.N. Ambassador Pak Gil-yon accuses the United States of forcing the country to conduct a nuclear weapon test because of its ``nuclear threat, sanctions and pressure.''
``The Democratic People's Republic of Korea is ready for talks, dialogue and confrontation,'' Pak says. ``If the United States increases pressure on the Democratic People's Republic of Korea persistently, the DPRK will continue to take physical countermeasures, considering it a declaration of war.''
You sit back and ponder for a moment as the room clamors around you. As the United States' ambassador to the UN, it is your duty to uphold the principles and values of the UN charter. Namely, your job is to play by the rules that other countries would like to see you follow, but have no intention of following themselves.
Through your headphones, you hear, "Your response, Ambassador Bolton?" You are jolted out of your revire as you notice the entire assembly looking your way. Deciding on your course of action, you stand up.
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DO YOU:
1) Force yourself to vomit on your desk, feign sickness, and excuse yourself from the assembly (Turn to page 98).
2) Grab your ankles and begin to cry softly (Turn to page 15).
3) Tell those slanty little fucks that they wouldn't dare, because we'll stomp their asses back to the stone age (Turn to page 22)
======Ambassador Pak's quote courtesy of the Korea Times=====
User Reviews
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-10-15 20:52:37 EDT (#)
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ubmitted by YellowDragon (user info) at 2006-10-15 07:40:07 (#)
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Well hot damn, I get you to step 21 and you can't even be bothered to participate in my post (waaah). A slap on the wrist for you, my dear.
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This makes no sense. My post was awesome, and yours was not. I participated in yours, I just didn't reveal my answer, as you didn't. And why didn't you go bash Sac's CYOA? Only mine? Are you touching your penis with one hand and holding a toy bunny rabbit smeared with peanut butter in the other?
Submitted by WatchMyStep (user info) at 2006-10-15 20:42:36 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2006-10-15 16:40:47 EDT (#)
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And it's Fuckassing about like this that caused the fucking Cold War.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-10-15 11:04:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-10-15 05:32:37 (#)
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As the United States' ambassador to the UN, it is your duty to uphold the principles and values of the UN charter. Namely, your job is to play by the rules that other countries would like to see you follow, but have no intention of following themselves.
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yeah right.
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Seconded.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-10-15 11:03:52 EDT (#)
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How about: Shoots self in face for being a member of PNAC and a blood-thirsty neo-con fuck?
Is that an option?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-15 07:48:35 EDT (#)
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Now THIS is a CYOA.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/89493
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-10-15 07:26:48 EDT (#)
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This blew.
THIS is a choose your own adventure.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/33213
Thank you, thank you very much.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-15 07:07:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-10-15 06:37:42 EDT (#)
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If you lock a Marine alone in a room that is empty except for 3 seven-pound ball bearings he will manage to eat one, lose one, and break one.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-10-15 06:36:15 EDT (#)
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this was fucking stupid
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-10-15 05:32:37 EDT (#)
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As the United States' ambassador to the UN, it is your duty to uphold the principles and values of the UN charter. Namely, your job is to play by the rules that other countries would like to see you follow, but have no intention of following themselves.
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yeah right.