3 Things I Love (1219 hits)
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Submitted by OathPants (View user info) at 2006-10-15 11:31:55 EDT
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-10-27 13:52:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-27 13:48:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95020#2202073
banning attempt
Submitted by Hypatia86 (user info) at 2006-10-17 18:54:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Hypatia86 (user info) at 2006-10-17 18:54:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
so much hate.... +2 for the guitar, cause musicians are sexy. Im married to a better guitar player than you.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-16 21:50:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
YOu are such a fucking moron, Bret.
Anyone can be pittied onto Most Heated.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-16 21:35:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hahaha most heated.
I am so fucking badass I am awoken by the smell of my badassness eminating from my special place.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-16 16:01:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-15 21:38:37 (#)
Ranking: -2
Bret, I hate saying this, because he's a fucking douche, but if you and Caul got into a war of any kind, he'd fucking wipe his ass with your tounge and make you leave for a 4th (or is it 5th) time.
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That would be cool, but I know that Alain doesn't have the patience for that amount of extended effort.
If anybody is up for being on the 'down-low', it would be Bret, thsoe two would make a cute couple.
So, I guess it's just you and me Jay, somebody has to keep administering steroids to Bret, lest he go back to his old ways of sucking black cock at the MARTA station bathrooms.
Submitted by Targa (user info) at 2006-10-16 11:11:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I almost feel like this should be a bandwagon.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-16 10:41:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That dog wants to run away from you as quickly as possible.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-16 10:39:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
can the dog ride the skateboard?
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2006-10-16 10:32:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
+2 for the dog. -2 for the skateboard, you delinquent.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-16 10:10:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-10-16 08:52:24 (#)
Ranking: 0
What are you, like 15?
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Yes.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-10-16 09:15:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-15 15:11:14 (#)
Ranking: -2
Should have just posted a picture of yourself and two random coks, fagouche.
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What the fuck is a fagouche?
If I ever decide on a messiah, it will be a Fagouche of Joe Pesci.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-10-16 08:52:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What are you, like 15?
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-10-16 08:50:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-10-15 14:12:35 (#)
Ranking: 1
Well...I see a guitar, a skateboard, and a dog.
What did I win in the excessivley dark photo contest?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-10-16 07:26:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
imagine my surprise when I didn't see any black men in underwear
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-10-16 06:06:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Skateboarding, dog owning, guitar lover seeks 25-30 year old female for LTR, companionship and maybe more! GSOH essential, must have all own teeth. No time wasters please.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-10-16 02:59:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
All of those kick major ass.
Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2006-10-15 23:27:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
dogs are cool, strats are cool, even boards are cool but i would break my fucking neck if i got on 1
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2006-10-15 22:35:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OATHMEAL RULES.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-10-15 22:13:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oath is a good guitarist. I've seen video evidence.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-10-15 22:04:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-15 20:03:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-10-15 19:14:49 (#)
Ranking: -2
you love guitars so much that you have a Barracuda or some shit brand.
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Heh.
That's an American-made Fender Stratocaster.
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I have this 5-second theory that you dropped out of Uber because you had committed to some tracks in the "A Show OF Hands" project and you can't deliver. So, here's my challenge to you: post a video of you playing something (anything will do, but preferably a solo from "Comfortably Numb") on that guitar, <important> wherein you don't suck </important>, which includes the following shots: A sign saying "Fuck you Uber, I can play"or something like that, a closeup of the guitar to show the "Made in USA" tag, and you doing anything on the skateboard other than just balancing.
Do this and take a step toward restoring yourself to Uber. Do not, and prove yourself a worthless fool to be ignored and reviled. FYI: Any excuses you give that sound like "I don't have to prove myself to you" will be construed to mean that you cannot meet the challenge and are all of the slag you have recently appeared to be.
I'll zero this although I think it needs a -1, because, well, here's hoping.
Submitted by Ragman (user info) at 2006-10-15 22:00:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you just wasted far too much of my life making me look at this picture, i could have cured cancer or carried on jerking off, but no, you had to go and spoil it. I think its time we thought about having you spayed
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-15 21:38:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Bret, I hate saying this, because he's a fucking douche, but if you and Caul got into a war of any kind, he'd fucking wipe his ass with your tounge and make you leave for a 4th (or is it 5th) time.
Submitted by Still-Life (user info) at 2006-10-15 21:16:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
zero because I have the same color strat.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-10-15 20:06:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Just don't - You're way out of your league here.
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your internet grandeur is intimidating.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-15 20:03:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-10-15 19:14:49 (#)
Ranking: -2
you love guitars so much that you have a Barracuda or some shit brand.
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Heh.
That's an American-made Fender Stratocaster.
Don't hate Caul. Just don't - You're way out of your league here.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-15 19:54:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You liar, you told me it was http://www.lemonparty.org
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-15 19:36:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You love fucking your dog with the guitar while skateboarding?
You sick fuck.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-10-15 19:14:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you love guitars so much that you have a Barracuda or some shit brand.
kill yourself
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-10-15 19:06:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
auto black lab -2.
they are teh ghey.
get a boxer or something badass like that.
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-10-15 18:24:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-10-15 18:24:06 (#)
Ranking: -2
honourary -1.99 because that sort of looks like a led zeppelin graphic on the bottom of your fagboard.
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-2 because it isn't
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-10-15 18:24:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
honourary -1.99 because that sort of looks like a led zeppelin graphic on the bottom of your fagboard.
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-10-15 18:23:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by scrumdown (user info) at 2006-10-15 13:46:22 (#)
Ranking: 1
Dude, your dog has this wild stoner yet still pretty wise, maybe he's Confuscious if you are into the whole reincarnation thing, going on. Pretty cool.
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It's just a dog. Get a brain, moran.
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-10-15 18:22:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
so you're 13 or something, right?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-15 17:28:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i opened this link with no expectations as to what it would contain.
i found it to be acceptable.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-10-15 16:19:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
the dog ALMOST saved this post
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-10-15 15:34:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-10-15 11:44:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
No, for the skateboard, nimrod.
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That, right there, is the reason you're one of my favourite people on here.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-10-15 15:31:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-10-15 12:51:39 (#)
Ranking: -2
Pointless.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-15 15:11:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Should have just posted a picture of yourself and two random coks, fagouche.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-10-15 14:12:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Well...I see a guitar, a skateboard, and a dog.
What did I win in the excessivley dark photo contest?
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-10-15 14:05:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
dogs kick ass
Submitted by scrumdown (user info) at 2006-10-15 13:46:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Dude, your dog has this wild stoner yet still pretty wise, maybe he's Confuscious if you are into the whole reincarnation thing, going on. Pretty cool. Oh, at the the Iraq presidents house the other night, I saw a little dog, looked EXACTLY like Falco from Never Ending Story. It was awesome. Except he was only about 10 pounds. And then some American General stepped on him. It was bad juju.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-10-15 13:35:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
dogs and music strike a strange chord for me
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-10-15 13:23:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Walls, shadows, and electrical sockets?
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2006-10-15 12:58:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 cause you got music and pets AND transportation.
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2006-10-15 12:56:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The girl I love just abandoned me today.
I think I know what it means to feel dead... and possibly for the first time.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-10-15 12:51:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Pointless.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-10-15 11:51:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-10-15 11:48:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LOKI!
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-10-15 11:44:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No, for the skateboard, nimrod.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-15 11:43:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-10-15 11:37:36 (#)
Ranking: 0
Dude, you need an amp for that.
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The dog doesn't have an output jack.
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-10-15 11:39:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-10-15 11:37:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dude, you need an amp for that.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-10-15 11:35:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
TALLADEGA!