Exposing Dirty Women Secrets!!! (2417 hits)
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Submitted by Queen Mama <Queenxtc_.at.webtv.net> (View user info) at 2003-06-27 04:57:49 EDT
Ok boys, As you all know and as some of you will agree, most women in this world are complicated. I should know, as I am a red-blooded, breathing one myself. Now, this isn't going to be 'bashing women' post, I just want to call out some of the particular models of women, that even piss me off.
Type A- The all about equality woman.
This woman can either be straight or gay, but you will find that most of this type who REALLY press the "treat me equal" issue, are gay. This woman is one of the truest forms of a hypocrit. This is the woman that will pep-rally, picket companies, start 'pro-women' clubs, ect. This is the woman that screams and demands to be treated as 100% equal to a man, in the job force, in the home, in the courtroom, ect ect. This women thinks she has super-human strength. This is the woman that will push herself and look ridiculas doing a 'mans-job'..(she's the one reading this right now and getting pissed off, yelling at the monitor saying "there is no such thing as a mans job!!")...anyways she will do these jobs such as , a plumber, a carpenter, a mechanic, ect, ect.
So you ask me now, why does that make her hypocritical..? well...This woman wants to be treated equally untill it really comes to doing the "dirty work", for example, taking out the trash. This woman would see something of that nature demeaning for her, why..? B/c she is a woman. This woman will defend her opinions valiantly and agressively, but should she be confronted by a man, she feels threatned and will push low blows to inentionally piss the man off. Untill he is screaming in her face in anger, then she DARES him to hit her, only so she can call the police or otherwise and have him arrested, for hitting a woman.
These women really piss me off, and I say "If you wanna act like a man and do a mans job, then you take on all that a man does, so get into fights, apply for the mechanic position, and take my trash out Bitch!"
Type B- Ms. Undercover Materialistic
I think unfortunately, alot of the guys have met, or even dated this type, unknowingly to them untill it was too late.
This woman, is all about one thing, and that is, what and how much of the good stuff can you give her! I call this woman "Undercover Materialistic" B/c most guys won't immediately go for this nature, if it is presented to them so bluntly. In other words, guys don't like shit, and if she acts like this on the first date, she know's she's lost him. So she intentionally hides this nature of herself untill she feels it's safe to reveal slowly, what she really is. By doing this, Undercover M.- seeks out a particular kind of man. Usually this woman can't attract the likeness of millionares, or she's a newly learning Undercover M. rules and behavior techniques. Usually stemming from a long line and family history of Undercover M's, that usually all live in huge houses and drive lexus's, that ended up with really dumb men that never caught on. She usually goes for men with good steady jobs, and will inquire about his position, so she can find out more scoop on the money. Looks to the professional Undercover M are usually un-important, she's not interested in you after all, she's interested in your money. Her behavior, even though she might be newly learning the stratagies, is very un-predictable. On the first date, she may very well be just what every man in the world would want. I mean really..her idea is, I will become everything this guy has ever looked for in the matter of ONE night, I will make myself unforgettable, and make him ultimately want me to the point where he can't get enough. Thus slowly trapping her victim on first meet, without him even being aware of what's going on. The more seasoned Undercover M, will approach the situation in a more take-charge matter, making it clear what she wants in a dominating kind of way. Some men are turned on by this and don't realize what they are in for. So you ask me, ok, what are some Undercover M techniques that should be watched out for..?
OK..well, Undercover M's as you know are all about technique. Her strategy is planned out before she even meets you, and thus fuled by your pocket book. This is the woman that has to have the best of the best. But if your wallet won't suffice for the best of the best, she'll settle for whatever you can buy her, as long as it leaves you broke. She will make suttle hints to expensive gifts that she knows really that you can't afford, really over doing it to the point where you almost feel guilty about not giving it to her. Thus in the long run, saving up or getting another line of credit, just to please your princess. Undercover M is usually all about her looks. Weekly pampering is her fetish, and if you can't pay to get her nails or hair done, she might not be able to see you that week. If Undercover M is feeling a bit neglected, she will get 'sick' or play the silent treatment, untill you come home with flowers and pamper her, while she lays in bed. This in turn at least turns all attention back to her and makes her once again the focus of your world. Undercover M may come off or even say she's "not the jealous type", but down below that perfectly groomed surface, is a jealous monster who will do anything it takes to keep her sugar-daddy. Undercover M is also a pro at making her man feel as though all the money he is pouring into her, is justified. Saying things as such "well if I dont get my hair and nails done I wont look as good as I do now" So of course, he shells the money out. Or "I really need to buy some clothes that will last" Thus justify going on a chanel or gucci shopping spree. Undercover M, if feeling desperate will even marry, if the money is right. Even having children to make sure that if her sugar-daddy ever leaves her, she still has a check in the mail waiting. Undercover M is all about the things in life that make her happy, and raging fits and temper out-bursts can even be a trait.
So advice to the guys, if it seems to good to be true, 9 times out of 10 it is!
Type C- Ms. Never Wrong
This type, women and men have both dealt with.
This is the female who will pose a conversation or make a comment, and dare you go against or dis-agree with what she has said. She has an "i'm never wrong" attitude and will gaurd her opinions with her life. She will even agressively defend comments she has made after being prooven wrong, and conviently change what she has said to make it seem as though you were the one who has mis-construed what she had said, and she was the one right all along. This is the female that will make an un-educated comment or statement that has absoultley no grounds to proove it true, other than her own opinion. And when confronted with the babbing bull-shit Ms. Never Wrong spews, she will get nasty and defensive in her comments. She is usually found arguing with men, as women don't seem to pay too much attention to her. Other women seem to be more used to these types of females, as males seem to be more surprised that a female could act so ignorant. And men usually being more curious than women anyway, feel more compelled to ask Ms. Never Wrong how or why she formed that view, thus ultimately setting themselves up for the argument of a life time. Ms. Never Wrong, will argue untill blue in the face about a subject that she usually knows nothing about. Using words she doesn't really know the meaning of, and twisting her sentences as to confuse her victim. Most of the time this works, and Ms. Never Wrong walks away from her confrontations feeling in control. On the rare occasion Ms. Never Wrong can be shut down. But this usually only happens in situations where there is a group of 2 or more against her. Ms. Never Wrong thus talking about a subject she knows nothing of, will back down only by changing the subject to something else discreetly, she will make an excuse to exit the situation, or will even relax and watch the argument she has the ability to make other people have, by people disagreeing with her bull-shit, and then those people disagreeing with those people's point of view.
She's a true mastermind at work, loving to be in environments of hostility. If you see her coming the only piece of advice I can offer, is to RUN!!!
Type D- Poser Friend
More women than men might relate to this one, but I often hear men commenting on how some friends of women could be so shallow and backstabbing. So both parties might relate quite well.
This woman is truly obnoxious to both men and women. She usually gives herself the title of the "best friend" of either sex. She involves herself highly in the lives of others and worships the art of gossip. She will spread rumors and "talk-shit" about those close to her, denying what was said if confronted. This woman will take on any new-look, or make a drastic change, only b/c it's what's hip or trendy at the time. She seems to not have a personality of her own, and worships being the center of attention by being everyone's "true-friend". Thus agreeing with whatever is said at the time, by her friend of choice at the moment, only to run to other friends and bash the previous friends comments.
In a womans case, this is that 'friend' you have, that usually calls you when she needs something, calls to boast about good news for herself, compares herself and her body image highly, to those that look much better than her, and will pick apart any person that she feels the least bit threatned by. She will ask never ending questions about your life, only to compare it to hers and try to make you ultimately realize that she is much better than you. If you find yourself rolling your eyes disreetly 2 or more times during a conversation with Poser Friend, 9 times out of 10 this is her.
For guys, this that that 'girl-friend' of yours that constantly talks-shit about every girl that you meet, makes comments such as "I don't like her" when she has just met her, compare herself to these women, and talk shit all the time about her supposed best-friend. This is the woman that involves herself highly in any relationship you do have, and will always agree with you in any situation. Thus making herself the "dream-girl" you wish you could have, but she will ultimately tell you "we're just friends".
I hate Posers of any kind and wish they would all vanish.
I really could go on and on, but these 4 types are what really bother me the most. Please feel free to post what types bother you.....I'm sure someone soon will start one on men...but it's been more women recently that have pissed me off!!
Queen
User Reviews
Submitted by carmex9 (user info) at 2003-07-17 16:39:56 EDT (#)
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you've neglected some of my other favorite types of women
my favorite one to hate on, and one which really affects other women more then men is
Best Friend until something better comes along.
This one is a lot like your last type except without all the shit talking
Submitted by Queen (user info) at 2003-07-17 15:42:26 EDT (#)
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Lesions, <yawn>, your comments and lame replies are about exciting as watching paint dry. Get a life fucknut.
Submitted by legi0ns (user info) at 2003-07-14 22:50:26 EDT (#)
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ahahahahah this bitch is going out of her mind with GHOST. This is substantial evidence that she is clearly mentally challenged.
Submitted by Queen (user info) at 2003-07-11 23:55:12 EDT (#)
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You say brielfy that you suspect that i'm not a woman b/c of an article I wrote, naming certain womens traits? If you had been around at the time of this article, you would have realized that several times over the past while, there were numerous articles 'bashing men' if you will. This post was not intented to be a 'bashing women' post, it was simply, one woman's (mine) point of view, of some very fake and aggravating groups that some women fall into. I have a webpage, and a pic, along of pics of my very own kids to prove that I am 100% woman, if you would like to see it.
I just have always considered myself 'REAL' if you will, and can't stand women that act like the above list. That doesn't make me a man you fool.
Queen
Submitted by DavidAdventurer (user info) at 2003-07-11 06:42:42 EDT (#)
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Hmm, this post is too critical of women... men are capable of criticising men (I actually hate most men) but women usually stick together and defend each other at all costs (except those they consider sluts). This and your writing style makes me think you are actually a man. I may of course be wrong but you really don't sound like a woman.
Submitted by Queen (user info) at 2003-07-11 06:24:29 EDT (#)
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Lesions-
See, I would post a rant on 'punks' like you, but the whole eminem wanna-be thing is overdone, and sad really. But if I did post something about you, it would along the lines of the type of guy that has nothing intelligent to say, and will someday end up in the crossfire of a gang related shooting, b/c of your pathetic ass 'thug-style' and all.
BAHAHAH fucking retard.
Submitted by legi0ns (user info) at 2003-07-06 11:19:49 EDT (#)
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type E - bitches like you that think theres 4 types of women in this world, get a life lesbian.
Submitted by Queen (user info) at 2003-07-04 01:50:47 EDT (#)
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Why is that Yidele? Is it b/c you have more of an obvious feminine side than most women? Or was it b/c I made reference to having a tattoo?
Grow up. Your 'i'm so much better than everyone else here' shit get's really old.
Queen
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2003-07-02 15:07:20 EDT (#)
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i read Type A and thought "hey thats my ex girlfriend"
then i read type B and thought the same thing.
and type c
and type d
seems the more i think about it the less i like her.
anyways, onwards and upwards!
Submitted by yidele (user info) at 2003-07-01 09:02:15 EDT (#)
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Having read you contributions & responses, I come to the surprising conclusion that in all likelyhood you're the "surprise Woah-man!". Queen is a .... queen.
Submitted by Queen (user info) at 2003-06-30 01:57:48 EDT (#)
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Hahah Ref, only if you think you could handle a tattooed bad-girl!!...=)~
Submitted by TheRef (user info) at 2003-06-30 01:43:53 EDT (#)
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i'm a tattoed badass. you should marry me.
Submitted by Queen (user info) at 2003-06-29 00:35:30 EDT (#)
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Hahah Mg, If my fiance and I ever do the same, why not? Iv'e always had a thing for the tattooed bad boys!
mwa..lol..Queen
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-06-29 00:29:49 EDT (#)
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oops, forgot
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-06-29 00:29:10 EDT (#)
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if my wife smartens up and leaves me, will you marry me queen?
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2003-06-28 01:29:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by heatherm (user info) at 2003-06-28 01:17:09 EDT (#)
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Spellcheck?
Submitted by Heyitsmaurine (user info) at 2003-06-27 19:39:39 EDT (#)
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HAHAHA!... no
Submitted by Queen (user info) at 2003-06-27 15:46:02 EDT (#)
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Or what about Type F- The I'm jealous b/c she made a comment that actually had a statement behind it, and all I babble is bullshit and insults female.
I'm sure I could probably point out a few of those.
heh- Queen
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-06-27 14:15:24 EDT (#)
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I wish I had this guy's job.
http://fobpro.com/
(I just came across this site 15 minutes ago and I probably won't be closing it's window till the end of the day)
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-06-27 13:58:33 EDT (#)
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"Type F: The "Suprise Woah-man" AHAHAHHAHAHA. But that's not really about women, still funny though.
I dunno Turvey, women who generally don't hang w/other women have actually been great to me in the past, I guess I'm more of a Man's woman too, but that's only because most of my female friends are strapped down w/kids and don't get out much. It's easier to convince a guy friend to go out last minute.
But even so, my bestest friend ever is a woman. :-)
I'm babbling. I have SO much shit to do outside of work that I'm flipping out. That's it. I'm leaving at 3:30. Damnit.
Where's Hidden today? Has he finally gone off the deep end?
Submitted by IndianOcean (user info) at 2003-06-27 13:57:36 EDT (#)
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Funny post.. fuck what these fuckers say.. +20
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-06-27 11:36:35 EDT (#)
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turveytopsy -
Your type E has already been defined
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1056704269147925068#79902
Submitted by turveytopsy (user info) at 2003-06-27 11:25:54 EDT (#)
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Loren: Is type E also the kind of woman who has no other female friends and hates women in general? I think I went out with one of them once. Made my life a living hell.
There aren't types of women, although women do fit some trends. Go random generalizations!
Type F: The "Suprise Woah-man - Everything is going good until you start to take the relationship to a physical level. It was always strange that every once in a while she had razor burns on her face, but when you're getting intimate it's an "Oh my God she has a dick" moment.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-06-27 11:10:11 EDT (#)
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I though so too Nicole. There is so much here to satirize, but it's 75, sunny, and since I was here until 10:00 last night helping to do something that was not my job, but my staying would keep people from having to be here until 2 am and now I can do no wrong... I'M LEAVING EARLY I'M LEAVING EARLY
In fact, I'm leaving as soon as I get back from a 2 hour lunch where I will sit, giggle, and carry on with my friends.
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-06-27 09:37:54 EDT (#)
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Type F: Ms. Ogynist Scrutinist
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-06-27 09:34:10 EDT (#)
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women piss me off. My right hand would never lie or cheat on me. PORN RULES!
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-06-27 09:20:04 EDT (#)
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Loren - a +2 for you. That was good.
The post was entertaining, though it was too drawn out. I can see these types in just about everyone, male and female, at some time or other.
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-06-27 09:17:56 EDT (#)
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Sounds like Loren got another ticket. ;)
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-06-27 09:11:48 EDT (#)
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Type E: The Man Suck up.
- A female who stereotypes and labels women to get in good with "the boys"
Unfunny. But don't worry, the guys will eat it up.
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-06-27 08:53:24 EDT (#)
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Type A cracks me up.
I was watching the show "Monster Garage" the other day and they had an all girl team. The show is basically about taking a vehicle and transforming it into something wacky in under a week. Well let me tell you that only one of the women on the show was worth calling a mechanic. The rest were all talk about "how they are tough chicks that do men's work" Yeah, I'll hand it to them that could weld something or swing a hammer, but beyond that some of them looked very stupid acting as if they were as good or better. Hey, granted there was one woman that I would say was very good, but the rest were annoying as hell. They even had the easiest transformation done on the show. They had to make a demolition derby car. Basically striping it down and welding a few things on it and giving a funky paint job. The worst part was just watching the other chicks trying to act tougher than they are.
Submitted by michaelahunt (user info) at 2003-06-27 08:49:05 EDT (#)
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I think I'm a bit of a Type B.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-06-27 08:22:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2003-06-27 05:52:30 (#)
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actually, for me, pretty much all women give me the shits
ive actually found myself wishing that i was gay, just so id never havet to deal with them ever again, but then i spot those dimples on the small of the back that they get...
fuck those fucking dimples.
HAHAHAHAHA!
I feel ya man... Pussys too good to go gay though... God I like nothing more than a nice soft-shell clam... Yumm
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2003-06-27 07:12:11 EDT (#)
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+2 Just because I think TYPE C is Tiffany.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2003-06-27 05:52:30 EDT (#)
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actually, for me, pretty much all women give me the shits
ive actually found myself wishing that i was gay, just so id never havet to deal with them ever again, but then i spot those dimples on the small of the back that they get...
fuck those fucking dimples.