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Submitted by Have a nice cup of go OATH yourself (View user info) at 2006-10-16 17:49:54 EDT


Uberboard: "I compensate for my roid-shrunken nuts by being in a state of constant rage" - Bret D.

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Whatever kingpin of comedy came up with this little gem is surely a genius.

</sarcasm>

You people are fucking losers. Seriously. Ranging from sweaty, greasy heathens from Queens to 40-something, broke divorcees, the magnitude of your idiocy knows no boundaries.

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Why, just the other day I was walking through Phipps Plaza here in Atlanta and sure as shit, there in the window of the Victoria's Secret store stood a manequin wearing a skimpy neglige. An older, balding man wearing a shirt with a 'U' with umlauts on it was behind the thing, drooling uncontrollably and trying markedly to hide his stiffening, 3-inch penis.

Instinctively I bellowed, "Y HALO THAR JONN" ... but then I stopped myself.

Not worth it. Not really.

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Why, just this morning I was driving to work and found myself behind a 2006 Bentley packed with 4 Greyhounds and sporting a bumper sticker reading 'The Cliches'. The driver was repeatedly pimp-slapping whoever was in the passenger seat while managing the ashes falling from his oversized cuban cigar.

Instinctively I belted out, "Y HALO THAR SHLO" ... but then I stopped myself.

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Why, just this afternoon I was heading to lunch on foot (because it was kinda damp outside and let's face it: I'm only happy when it raiiiiiiins) when there in the Backyard Burger parking lot was a short, fat little man wearing a trenchcoat and a buzzcut. He was staring intently at me and waited until I made eye contact with him before he threw open his coat, exposing what looked to be about $24 worth of men's jewelry.

In response I exclaimed, "Y HALO THAR METH" ... but then I stopped myself.

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Why, just now I got in from the gym, where a very peculiar thing just happened.

I was working out next to some guy wearing a white shirt with an axe and some 4-sided badge on it. I guessed he was a lumberjack or something. I was lifting somewhere near 40% more than he was, and not long after I had made that deduction I heard him mumbling something sounding like "poor puppy" or "aww look how many need my help". I felt bad for him.

Then, I it hit me.

I announced, "Y HALO THAR KAEL ..." but then I stopped myself.

After finishing my vicious workout I walked into the men's room and retrieved my gym back from locker 47. I fished my vials of testosterone and HGH and needles and proceeded to the bathroom stall where SOME SON OF A BITCH WAS USING THE STALL I ALWAYS USE TO SHOOT UP. I MEAN, WHAT THE FUCK? I NEED THIS AREA FOR LIKE 20 SECONDS AND YOU'RE IN THERE TAKING A DUMP? DUDE I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU WERE RAISED BUT IN MY TOWN CATS GET CAPPED FOR LESS THAN THAT. SO I KICKED OPEN THE DOOR AND CRAMMED MY SYRINGES INTO HIS EYES BEFORE FOLDING HIS ASS IN HALF AND FLUSHING HIM DOWN THE TOILET.

Covered in blood and fecal matter I turned around and looked in the mirror through the open stall door.

Immediately I yelled, "Y HALO THAR, OATHMEAL!"


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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-21 18:26:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

go Oath yourself indeed

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Ranking: -2

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banning attempt

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Ranking: -2

dumb

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Ranking: 2

Mastery.
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Ranking: 2

Glorious.
Submitted by coontstretcher (user info) at 2006-10-16 19:02:17 (#)
Ranking: 2

brilliance.

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Y HELO THAR DIANICH-ALTER-ARMY!!!

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-17 12:20:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

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Ranking: 0

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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-10-17 06:58:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Man, I'm actually starting to feel sorry for you.

Not.

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-10-17 03:57:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

WE'RE losers?

You spend all of your free time here, with your pussy army of pussy alters being a pussy and -2ing posts for your enjoyment.

Does it make you feel like a big internet man? Do you abuse yourself after running around here and using your, what I laughably call, "skills" of intellect to insult. Which, by the way, are more immature than something a 7th grader would use.

"Go die, Fag."
"Fagggot!"
"Stupid head!!!"

What's the matter Bret? Daddy touch you? Mommy drink too much and ignore you?

You, my little self righteous friend, are the biggest fucking waste of life ever. I really can't believe that YOU were the fastest sperm.

Get a hobby, cunt.

-Foolproof








(No go -2 me and whine like WE ALL expect you to.)

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-10-17 03:26:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Reminds me of a Ringo Starr song.

Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-10-17 01:28:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oathmeal, i love you.

Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2006-10-17 00:05:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Most heated

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-10-16 23:33:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

auto -2 alters.

In any case, I think you need to reevalute the meaningfulness of your being on Ubersite. Nobody likes you here, your posts go with straight -2s, and every single post of yours is an obsessive-compulsive attack on another member who you feel has wronged you. With all your weird fetishes and obsessions, I can imagine you as a skinny crackhead outside Port Authority with trichotillomania, feverishly plucking at his skin trying to salvage what's left of his sanity.

I would recommend starting over with another account, but since you've done that about six times already, just leave this site.

Submitted by mynameisandy (user info) at 2006-10-16 23:16:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

That wasn't fun to read at all. What a complete waste of time.

Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-10-16 21:03:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

this made me wretch a little bit
i loathe your writing

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-16 21:03:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by fclo002 (user info) at 2006-10-16 19:02:55 (#)
Ranking: 2

Mastery.
Submitted by smemma (user info) at 2006-10-16 19:02:34 (#)
Ranking: 2

Glorious.
Submitted by coontstretcher (user info) at 2006-10-16 19:02:17 (#)
Ranking: 2

brilliance.

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All Bret.

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2006-10-16 20:57:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Your name is Bret. The fact that I know this afer an absence from ubersite for nearly half a year is beyond pathetic.

And you called me a n00b. BWWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-16 20:55:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

MAN...

You are a sad sad man.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-10-16 20:49:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I miss the old OathMeal.

Really.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-10-16 20:30:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


I'm sweaty.


Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-10-16 19:18:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Average rating of all messages: -0.00

we can't have that

Submitted by fclo002 (user info) at 2006-10-16 19:02:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Mastery.

Submitted by smemma (user info) at 2006-10-16 19:02:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Glorious.

Submitted by coontstretcher (user info) at 2006-10-16 19:02:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

brilliance.

Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2006-10-16 18:52:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Sorry man but I expect so much more from you!

Submitted by Cinderblock (user info) at 2006-10-16 18:50:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-10-16 18:49:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-16 18:49:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Go pop your head, Brucie.

Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2006-10-16 18:49:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-16 18:48:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I didn't know you did that bret, and for that I must commend you, because if there is anyone more cunty and bas ackwards than you, it is frank.

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-10-16 18:45:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I tried to be your friend oatymeal but then you went and -2 bombed all of poor franky tha bears posts with 2 usernames.


SUPERFRIENDS DONT DO THAT TO EACH OTHER YOU CUNT


PLEASE DONT RETALIATE BY -2 BOMBING ALL OF MY POSTS


BECAUSE I CARE ABOUT MY OVERALL RATING,


ITs all I have left now that I am 40, a virgin, divorced, fat etc.





Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-10-16 18:44:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This is really kind of sad. You need to take a look at how you're spending your time. Some people come here because they like to write. Others because they like the positive interactions. Others because they like the attention.

You don't know how to write. No one responds to you positively. And even if all this is for the negative attention, it's not very well done. Mainly because no one cares.

You spent however long you did on this post, but the people you want to rile up or whatever only have to take 10 seconds to call you an asshat. Get it together or commit suicide or find something else to do, because this is becoming truly pathetic.

Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2006-10-16 18:44:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oath. Meal. Rules.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-16 18:43:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I maul my penis with a corn shucker (a.k.a. hand) everyday and I laugh. I laugh at your douchery.

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-10-16 18:39:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-16 17:54:57 (#)
Ranking: 0

Your obsession with myself and other members of this site is painful to view. It was almost funny the first 50 times you made a post about me and others, but now I'm genuinely embarassed for you.

You really need to get some friends or get laid or something, and I'm not saying that to be a dick. I truly feel sorry for you.
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You know what. Method is right. Make a few posts about me to even it out dammit!

Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-10-16 18:14:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

some asshat made a name just to post this? *ignoring the fact that they do nothing but make fun of themselves*

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-16 17:56:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

And please don't harp about my poor use of grammar with the sentence "me and others". Just.....do something productive and get away from this place.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-16 17:54:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Your obsession with myself and other members of this site is painful to view. It was almost funny the first 50 times you made a post about me and others, but now I'm genuinely embarassed for you.

You really need to get some friends or get laid or something, and I'm not saying that to be a dick. I truly feel sorry for you.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-16 17:53:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

See, you WOULDN'T be in a state of constant rage, if you'd lay off the anabolics.
You're the greatest, Bret. Remind me never to disenfranchise you again...

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-10-16 17:51:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

w00t


Come on, honey. You work yourself stupid for this family. If anyone
deserves to be wrapped up in seaweed and buried in mud, it's you.

-- Homer Simpson
Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily