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Submitted by Vagabond (View user info) at 2006-10-16 19:14:54 EDT
frontal shot of me.
I still don't get it and I'm sacrificing my rating due to it.
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Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2007-10-05 14:32:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
<walks by with hands in pockets, looking down, whistling>
<EXIT STAGE RIGHT>
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-19 12:36:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
interesting, the pic got removed.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-10-18 09:35:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
..why?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-10-17 20:05:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
THE JAW OWNS YOU
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-17 19:56:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-10-17 16:47:27 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-10-17 12:17:25 (#)
Ranking: 0
Consider this your heads-up, Valerie: I am just as crazy as you, but I'm ten times smarter, plus I have nothing to lose. If I find out that you have been using my name in Gabbly (or anywhere else) ever again, you will regret it."""
LIVE ON PAY-PER-VIEW!! THE JAW versus THE FAT SNATCH!
WHO WILL CHOKE FIRST........?
LIVE!
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awesome pay-per-view!
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-10-17 17:20:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Urbane's friend...or whoever the fuck that is, she looks drunk. Red in the face. I think she would look better if,
I change my mind. This is probably as good as it gets. She's a low three star at best.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-10-17 16:47:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-10-17 12:17:25 (#)
Ranking: 0
Consider this your heads-up, Valerie: I am just as crazy as you, but I'm ten times smarter, plus I have nothing to lose. If I find out that you have been using my name in Gabbly (or anywhere else) ever again, you will regret it."""
LIVE ON PAY-PER-VIEW!! THE JAW versus THE FAT SNATCH!
WHO WILL CHOKE FIRST........?
LIVE!
Submitted by drgoatcabin (user info) at 2006-10-17 15:16:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nice, I'd hit it.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2006-10-17 15:16:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-10-17 12:17:25 (#)
Ranking: 0
Consider this your heads-up, Valerie: I am just as crazy as you, but I'm ten times smarter, plus I have nothing to lose. If I find out that you have been using my name in Gabbly (or anywhere else) ever again, you will regret it.
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Yes. A Uber catfight. I got 20 bills on Jeanneee, she's skull crushin' hardass.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-10-17 12:44:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm Urbane.
That's a picture of my twat.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-10-17 12:34:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-10-17 12:20:53 (#)
Ranking: -2
Ok, what the fuck?
People in the review below me actually think this broad is cute?!?
She's not even a butterface, unless a new camwhore is posted
Jeebus
I feel like I'm taking crazy pills
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It's all relative. Compared to the other she-beasts that post on here *cough* TigerLilly *cough* it's resonable to believe that she's OK looking.
I'm with you, I know what a hot chick looks like, and this ain't it.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-10-17 12:20:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ok, what the fuck?
People in the review below me actually think this broad is cute?!?
She's not even a butterface, unless a new camwhore is posted
Jeebus
I feel like I'm taking crazy pills
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-10-17 12:17:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Consider this your heads-up, Valerie: I am just as crazy as you, but I'm ten times smarter, plus I have nothing to lose. If I find out that you have been using my name in Gabbly (or anywhere else) ever again, you will regret it.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-10-17 11:57:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't care.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2006-10-17 11:43:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey you know what was a weird but awesome show Fraggle fuckin Rock. That show was shweet.
Submitted by Happily_Agnostic (user info) at 2006-10-17 08:56:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-10-17 08:31:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Who cares?
I mean really, don't people have better things to do?
Of course not, it is Uber.
Post a picture of yourself holding an Uber related sign to set minds at rest.
(Oh and what JonnyX said about showing us your tits.)
-Dave
Submitted by ColchesterDr (user info) at 2006-10-17 02:44:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by consuelo212 (user info) at 2006-10-17 00:58:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
First mildly attractive girl I've seen on ubersite, which is supposedly of the actual person who posted it.
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-10-17 00:54:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you look like my friend... (i won't put her name here... incase it's you.)
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-10-17 00:42:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-10-16 23:47:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I don't think that you're urbane, but there is something vaguely familiar.
Either way, I gots no beef with ya.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-10-16 23:46:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-16 23:39:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Kaos- who is seemingly as desperate for female companionship as OathMeal- hasn't "uber met" a broad that he doesn't find "engaging", which reaks of desperation.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-10-16 22:48:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Geezum Crow!
What the fuck happened here today?!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-10-16 22:38:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Aren't you that ugly cunt who felt it necessary to singe our eyes with your ugly cunt?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-10-16 22:26:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Whatever...
Who ever this chick is, she's cute.
I don't mind Urbane. I think she's pissed at me for some reason, though.
Proabably for the "Uber Assemble!!!" stuff.
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2006-10-16 22:11:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-10-16 19:42:43 (#)
Ranking: 0
D'oh!
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-10-16 19:35:31 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by vagabond (user info) at 2006-10-16 19:23:39 (#)
Ranking: 0
my name is Rachel. ...
**********
YOU MISSPELLED YOUR OWN NAME RACHAEL
_________________________________________________________________________
Why would you come back to submit yourself to this?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-10-16 22:01:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have been called stupid by better than youse, but she don't look like Urbane.
Her face is prettier. I hope her snatch is better lookin', too.......
No fat fingers....
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-10-16 21:40:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*shakes head*
Apollo, well done.
Jonny, brilliant.
Urbane, *shudder.*
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-10-16 21:34:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WHOOOOOOOO
GIVES
A
FUCK
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-10-16 21:12:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-10-16 20:45:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-16 19:52:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
JONNYX'S OLDE TYME FABLES AND TALES...
OK, first off Vagabond, there once was a semi-popular Uberite known as Urbane (Urbane_Mischief) who was this simple peasant girl who started out very nice, but turned into an evil princess.
She tried to lure a young prince from the South into friendship by promising Red Sox tickets and a moist gash, but then she cast an evil spell and the moist gash turned into an evil, rotting oyster! OH NOES!
The young prince tried to explain to the others assembled around the Uber of the tricks the evil sorcercess had played on him, but Princess Urbane denied them all, insisting that her snatch was as fresh as a field full of spring-tyme daisies, and that the young prince was obviously a limp-dick faggot who couldn't appreciate a lady.
Well, that set off quite a war, and as you have learnt by now, Uberites love nothing more than a good war, full of flames, and trolls, and nasty insinuations. The war was progressing with lots of casualties, until the Princess made quite the fatal error.
Some time before, the evil Princess had sent the young Prince some enchanted photographs of her deliciously flowery and beautiful vagina - truly, it was a vagina so delicate and perfect that n00bs from afar swooned and janxed their +2s upon it.
What the Princess forgot however, is that the enchantment would wear off, and so it did.
So now, instead of a pretty and delicate labia, the picture was of a lurid rotting oyster, with vienna sausage-like fingers covering up the steeze.
Properly disgusted, the young Prince (at great Peril) showed the pics of the unholy snatch to the Uber, causing many to faint and grow weak. Why, even the Great French Prince Of The North was so disgusted, he had to debonk the images from his mind by snorting lines of coke off the penis of a swarthy Algerian longshoreman.
Exposed as the whore that she was, the Princess flew into a rage, and cursed the UberMenz with a Curse of Flaccidity, and, in a grimy cloud of Massingill, *poofed* away, never to be seen again.
And to this day, she has not been seen again, but still, the Uberites tease the young n00bs, "Beware, BEWARE! The evil Princess will use an alter to lure you to destruction! The old crone will return someday, the one known as...Urbane!"
And that is the story of the evil Princess Urbane.
^^B@W^^
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-16 21:02:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Start another account and write some stuff. Maybe hold off on the pictures of yourself if you really do want to be able to post anonymously etc. otherwise it just looks like you need more attention, as if that were possible.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-10-16 21:02:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-10-16 20:01:22 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-10-16 19:54:53 (#)
Ranking: 0
http://tinyurl.com/yy6jx5
the very same pic.
HOW DO YOU SPELL YOUR NAME RACHEL?
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-10-16 19:53:52 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-10-16 19:42:40 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by vagabond (user info) at 2006-10-16 19:37:55 (#)
Ranking: 0
my name isn't spelled "Rachael". It's spelled RACHEL.
it's a common spelling. figure it out.
ted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-10-16 19:40:11 (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.myspace.com/rachaelgraham
SO WHY HAVE YOU SPELLED YOUR PROFILE AS RACHAEL THEN YOU STUPID BITCH???
just to recap.
YOU ARE TOO STUPID TO LIE VALERIE YOU GET CAUGHT OUT EVERY SINGLE TIME.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-10-16 20:52:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You are all certifiably nuts.
Except for maybe Vagabond. She's the only one making half of any sense on this post.
Y HALO THAR SHLONGY WOULD YOU LIKE TO TASTE A BUMS ASS? I MEAN RAELLY IF THEY'RE COMIN AT YA MUST MEAN THAT THEY CAN GIT MORE THAN THEY CAN GET ON THE ULTIMATE MS PAINT, BETTER YOU LOOK AFTER THEM EH??
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-10-16 20:45:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-16 19:52:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
JONNYX'S OLDE TYME FABLES AND TALES...
OK, first off Vagabond, there once was a semi-popular Uberite known as Urbane (Urbane_Mischief) who was this simple peasant girl who started out very nice, but turned into an evil princess.
She tried to lure a young prince from the South into friendship by promising Red Sox tickets and a moist gash, but then she cast an evil spell and the moist gash turned into an evil, rotting oyster! OH NOES!
The young prince tried to explain to the others assembled around the Uber of the tricks the evil sorcercess had played on him, but Princess Urbane denied them all, insisting that her snatch was as fresh as a field full of spring-tyme daisies, and that the young prince was obviously a limp-dick faggot who couldn't appreciate a lady.
Well, that set off quite a war, and as you have learnt by now, Uberites love nothing more than a good war, full of flames, and trolls, and nasty insinuations. The war was progressing with lots of casualties, until the Princess made quite the fatal error.
Some time before, the evil Princess had sent the young Prince some enchanted photographs of her deliciously flowery and beautiful vagina - truly, it was a vagina so delicate and perfect that n00bs from afar swooned and janxed their +2s upon it.
What the Princess forgot however, is that the enchantment would wear off, and so it did.
So now, instead of a pretty and delicate labia, the picture was of a lurid rotting oyster, with vienna sausage-like fingers covering up the steeze.
Properly disgusted, the young Prince (at great Peril) showed the pics of the unholy snatch to the Uber, causing many to faint and grow weak. Why, even the Great French Prince Of The North was so disgusted, he had to debonk the images from his mind by snorting lines of coke off the penis of a swarthy Algerian longshoreman.
Exposed as the whore that she was, the Princess flew into a rage, and cursed the UberMenz with a Curse of Flaccidity, and, in a grimy cloud of Massingill, *poofed* away, never to be seen again.
And to this day, she has not been seen again, but still, the Uberites tease the young n00bs, "Beware, BEWARE! The evil Princess will use an alter to lure you to destruction! The old crone will return someday, the one known as...Urbane!"
And that is the story of the evil Princess Urbane.
^^B@W^^
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-10-16 20:42:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-16 19:52:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
JONNYX'S OLDE TYME FABLES AND TALES...
OK, first off Vagabond, there once was a semi-popular Uberite known as Urbane (Urbane_Mischief) who was this simple peasant girl who started out very nice, but turned into an evil princess.
She tried to lure a young prince from the South into friendship by promising Red Sox tickets and a moist gash, but then she cast an evil spell and the moist gash turned into an evil, rotting oyster! OH NOES!
The young prince tried to explain to the others assembled around the Uber of the tricks the evil sorcercess had played on him, but Princess Urbane denied them all, insisting that her snatch was as fresh as a field full of spring-tyme daisies, and that the young prince was obviously a limp-dick faggot who couldn't appreciate a lady.
Well, that set off quite a war, and as you have learnt by now, Uberites love nothing more than a good war, full of flames, and trolls, and nasty insinuations. The war was progressing with lots of casualties, until the Princess made quite the fatal error.
Some time before, the evil Princess had sent the young Prince some enchanted photographs of her deliciously flowery and beautiful vagina - truly, it was a vagina so delicate and perfect that n00bs from afar swooned and janxed their +2s upon it.
What the Princess forgot however, is that the enchantment would wear off, and so it did.
So now, instead of a pretty and delicate labia, the picture was of a lurid rotting oyster, with vienna sausage-like fingers covering up the steeze.
Properly disgusted, the young Prince (at great Peril) showed the pics of the unholy snatch to the Uber, causing many to faint and grow weak. Why, even the Great French Prince Of The North was so disgusted, he had to debonk the images from his mind by snorting lines of coke off the penis of a swarthy Algerian longshoreman.
Exposed as the whore that she was, the Princess flew into a rage, and cursed the UberMenz with a Curse of Flaccidity, and, in a grimy cloud of Massingill, *poofed* away, never to be seen again.
And to this day, she has not been seen again, but still, the Uberites tease the young n00bs, "Beware, BEWARE! The evil Princess will use an alter to lure you to destruction! The old crone will return someday, the one known as...Urbane!"
And that is the story of the evil Princess Urbane.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Best review ever
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-10-16 20:32:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Not to be mistaken with "Mischief"
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-10-16 20:32:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
DirectorMischeif?
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-10-16 20:27:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
SHOW US YOUR TITS!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-16 20:26:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
PS. I don't recall requesting this.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-10-16 20:22:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Apology accepted, Apollo.
I'm just going off of what people tell me. I have a general trust of people, especially if they have no real reason to lie to me. I don't know if this is Urbane, and quite frankly, I don't care.
So, I'm sorry if I'm wrong about this. I was told by Urbane that it's not her and I have no reason not to believe her, despite the shitstorm going on.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-10-16 20:17:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Who has the energy to even give a shit about this stupidity?
Look princess, if you ARE Urbane, most of the folks wasting time on this site honestly don't give a shit.
This drama is silly and boring... but on the odd chance you are really just getting 'hazed' you might want to suck it up or just simply fuck right off because this snively 'you guys are mean I might just leave' bullshit is just plain irritating.
Welcome to Uber.
oh, and cam whores are NEVER a good idea.
Unless yer hot, of course. Or naked. Everyone likes the boobies.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2006-10-16 20:15:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I would enjoy tit-fucking you.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-16 20:13:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Needs more hole.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-10-16 20:01:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-10-16 19:54:53 (#)
Ranking: 0
http://tinyurl.com/yy6jx5
the very same pic.
HOW DO YOU SPELL YOUR NAME RACHEL?
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-10-16 19:53:52 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-10-16 19:42:40 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by vagabond (user info) at 2006-10-16 19:37:55 (#)
Ranking: 0
my name isn't spelled "Rachael". It's spelled RACHEL.
it's a common spelling. figure it out.
ted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-10-16 19:40:11 (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.myspace.com/rachaelgraham
SO WHY HAVE YOU SPELLED YOUR PROFILE AS RACHAEL THEN YOU STUPID BITCH???
just to recap.
YOU ARE TOO STUPID TO LIE VALERIE YOU GET CAUGHT OUT EVERY SINGLE TIME.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-10-16 20:00:27 EDT (#)
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i was mistaken on that point amanda i apologise.
the rest stands true though.
urbane posted this girls picture as her own under the vagabond account even going as far as to correct me on the spelling of this girls name.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-10-16 19:57:03 EDT (#)
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Apollo. I don't understand what you're saying. Urbane is in my friend's list.
You say that I am on Rachael's list? I don't see a black cat in her list, which is my profile picture.
I have Rachael on my list? Kindly point that out to me, please.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-10-16 19:54:53 EDT (#)
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http://tinyurl.com/yy6jx5
the very same pic.
HOW DO YOU SPELL YOUR NAME RACHEL?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-10-16 19:53:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-10-16 19:42:40 (#)
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Submitted by vagabond (user info) at 2006-10-16 19:37:55 (#)
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my name isn't spelled "Rachael". It's spelled RACHEL.
it's a common spelling. figure it out.
ted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-10-16 19:40:11 (#)
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http://www.myspace.com/rachaelgraham
SO WHY HAVE YOU SPELLED YOUR PROFILE AS RACHAEL THEN YOU STUPID BITCH???
just to recap.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-16 19:52:54 EDT (#)
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JONNYX'S OLDE TYME FABLES AND TALES...
OK, first off Vagabond, there once was a semi-popular Uberite known as Urbane (Urbane_Mischief) who was this simple peasant girl who started out very nice, but turned into an evil princess.
She tried to lure a young prince from the South into friendship by promising Red Sox tickets and a moist gash, but then she cast an evil spell and the moist gash turned into an evil, rotting oyster! OH NOES!
The young prince tried to explain to the others assembled around the Uber of the tricks the evil sorcercess had played on him, but Princess Urbane denied them all, insisting that her snatch was as fresh as a field full of spring-tyme daisies, and that the young prince was obviously a limp-dick faggot who couldn't appreciate a lady.
Well, that set off quite a war, and as you have learnt by now, Uberites love nothing more than a good war, full of flames, and trolls, and nasty insinuations. The war was progressing with lots of casualties, until the Princess made quite the fatal error.
Some time before, the evil Princess had sent the young Prince some enchanted photographs of her deliciously flowery and beautiful vagina - truly, it was a vagina so delicate and perfect that n00bs from afar swooned and janxed their +2s upon it.
What the Princess forgot however, is that the enchantment would wear off, and so it did.
So now, instead of a pretty and delicate labia, the picture was of a lurid rotting oyster, with vienna sausage-like fingers covering up the steeze.
Properly disgusted, the young Prince (at great Peril) showed the pics of the unholy snatch to the Uber, causing many to faint and grow weak. Why, even the Great French Prince Of The North was so disgusted, he had to debonk the images from his mind by snorting lines of coke off the penis of a swarthy Algerian longshoreman.
Exposed as the whore that she was, the Princess flew into a rage, and cursed the UberMenz with a Curse of Flaccidity, and, in a grimy cloud of Massingill, *poofed* away, never to be seen again.
And to this day, she has not been seen again, but still, the Uberites tease the young n00bs, "Beware, BEWARE! The evil Princess will use an alter to lure you to destruction! The old crone will return someday, the one known as...Urbane!"
And that is the story of the evil Princess Urbane.
You seem like a nice young lady, but it would probably do you some good to toughen up your skin, show a pic that says '-2DIE' on it, and, oh yeah, show us your tits.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-10-16 19:52:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-10-16 19:40:22 (#)
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Ah, don't listen to those crazies, Vaga. I've enjoyed reading your stories and I hope you continue to post.
I don't care who you are. I've talked to Urbane and she told me that this is not her. She has no reason to lie to me. I know you boys will continue to pick at every single thing, so have fun while it lasts. """
so you don't know this person yet you are on her friends list as is urbane and she is in YOUR friends list?
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-10-16 19:50:51 EDT (#)
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No, seriously. What the hell are you talking about, Apollo?
Show me the screenshot of me on her friend's list. My myspace is www.myspace.com/mandadork. I couldn't find it on Rachael's list.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-10-16 19:49:29 EDT (#)
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oh my god.
you are insulting us with how you think you will get away with it.
face it.
she is busted.
you are busted.
and rachael has got an email from some anonymous friends pointing out this post.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-10-16 19:49:26 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-10-16 19:48:32 EDT (#)
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Wait, who's friend's list?
Urbane's? Yes, I'm on her friend list.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-10-16 19:47:50 EDT (#)
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so manda if you have talked to urbane and she says this isn't her and you don't know this rachael why are you in her friends list?
best remove it wuickly like urbane did.
not quick enough for us not to get a screen shot of course.
try again 'ladies'.
new account time.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-16 19:46:36 EDT (#)
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Well how 'bout it?
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-10-16 19:43:51 EDT (#)
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Ohhhhhh no! Not an INTERNET THREAT!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-10-16 19:42:43 EDT (#)
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D'oh!
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-10-16 19:35:31 (#)
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Submitted by vagabond (user info) at 2006-10-16 19:23:39 (#)
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my name is Rachel. ...
**********
YOU MISSPELLED YOUR OWN NAME RACHAEL
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-10-16 19:42:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by vagabond (user info) at 2006-10-16 19:37:55 (#)
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my name isn't spelled "Rachael". It's spelled RACHEL.
it's a common spelling. figure it out.
ted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-10-16 19:40:11 (#)
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http://www.myspace.com/rachaelgraham
SO WHY HAVE YOU SPELLED YOUR PROFILE AS RACHAEL THEN YOU STUPID BITCH???
just to recap.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-16 19:42:07 EDT (#)
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Sorry, you are right, this is out of control, a piss down your throat?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-10-16 19:41:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by vagabond (user info) at 2006-10-16 19:40:29 (#)
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ok, this is out of control. I'm finding a new forum. """
OH NOES DON'T GO YOU ARE SUCH AN AWESOME WRITTTER.
AND MANDA - YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED ABOUT THIS - DON'T MAKE US START ON YOU.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-10-16 19:41:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by vagabond (user info) at 2006-10-16 19:37:55 (#)
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my name isn't spelled "Rachael". It's spelled RACHEL.
it's a common spelling. figure it out.
and there ladies and gentlemen is the proof.
Urbane is back.
Indisputably.
Submitted by vagabond (user info) at 2006-10-16 19:40:29 EDT (#)
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ok, this is out of control. I'm finding a new forum.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-10-16 19:40:22 EDT (#)
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Ah, don't listen to those crazies, Vaga. I've enjoyed reading your stories and I hope you continue to post.
I don't care who you are. I've talked to Urbane and she told me that this is not her. She has no reason to lie to me. I know you boys will continue to pick at every single thing, so have fun while it lasts.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-16 19:40:17 EDT (#)
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SOMEONE GOT BUSTED.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-10-16 19:40:11 EDT (#)
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http://www.myspace.com/rachaelgraham
SO WHY HAVE YOU SPELLED YOUR PROFILE AS RACHAEL THEN YOU STUPID BITCH???
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-16 19:39:34 EDT (#)
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Urbane, will you let me take a shit on your face?
Submitted by vagabond (user info) at 2006-10-16 19:39:28 EDT (#)
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I'm sorry. what is wrong with you people?
I'm going to work. Have a good night (to all the sane ones on uber).
Apollo, who are you and what did this random person do to you?
Submitted by vagabond (user info) at 2006-10-16 19:37:55 EDT (#)
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my name isn't spelled "Rachael". It's spelled RACHEL.
it's a common spelling. figure it out.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-10-16 19:36:53 EDT (#)
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http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=57349556
so you use you own 'friends' photo's to defend yourself eh?
classy.
HOW DO YOU SPELL YOUR NAME RACHEL/RACHAEL?
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-10-16 19:36:22 EDT (#)
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NOT HOLDING A SIGN.
YOU ARE URBANE.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-10-16 19:35:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by vagabond (user info) at 2006-10-16 19:23:39 (#)
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my name is Rachel. And I'm certainly not. Your responses though? strike me as someone begging for attention, drama and psychiatric help.
YOU MISSPELLED YOUR OWN NAME RACHAEL
admit it you whore.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-10-16 19:34:39 EDT (#)
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http://tinyurl.com/yhjodm
WHY HALLO THAR VALERIE!
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-10-16 19:33:46 EDT (#)
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The attention spans of the maniacs are blissfully short. Post for another week or so and they'll drop off. You should hang around, your posts are funny and interesting.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-10-16 19:32:54 EDT (#)
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http://tinyurl.com/yhncpz
THAT IS WHERE THAT PICTURE IS FROM AND SUPRISE SURPRISE URBANE IS IN HIS 'FRIENDS'.
STILL WANNA DENY IT YOU FAT MINGED CUNT?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-16 19:31:20 EDT (#)
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NO, we all saw your picture before, let's see your box again...a freshone this time.
Submitted by vagabond (user info) at 2006-10-16 19:28:23 EDT (#)
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never met you either. what school system did you go to that made it so you somehow read "vagabond" as "urbane"?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-16 19:27:42 EDT (#)
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urbane, never met you before, but I've heard so much.
Submitted by vagabond (user info) at 2006-10-16 19:25:15 EDT (#)
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ok, this site has ceased to be enjoyable due to this "haze the new girl" crap. I'm learning this isn't really a place to post and review, it seems there is an entire dynamic seperate from that that I wasn't aware of.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-16 19:23:58 EDT (#)
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Who invited urbane back?
Submitted by vagabond (user info) at 2006-10-16 19:22:06 EDT (#)
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For the last time... what/who is urbane? my email is posted, someone rational please send me information. Asking here is getting me nowhere.
Have a good evening.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-10-16 19:20:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by vagabond (user info) at 2006-10-16 19:20:00 (#)
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the maniacal laughs and weird random accusations on this site are fucked. enjoy""""""""""'
AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH
CLASSIC URBANE
Submitted by vagabond (user info) at 2006-10-16 19:20:00 EDT (#)
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the maniacal laughs and weird random accusations on this site are fucked. enjoy my writing? oh well. I'm not sure I want to post on here now. What is wrong with some of you?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-16 19:19:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-10-16 19:16:02 (#)
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bullshit
where's the UBERSITE sign?
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YOU NEED THE SIGN BECAUSE I TOLD YOU TO INCLUDE IT. THAT'S WHY.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-10-16 19:18:50 EDT (#)
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to prove that you didn't get this off the internet
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-10-16 19:18:23 EDT (#)
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THE FUCKING CHINS ALONE DISPROVE THIS
Submitted by vagabond (user info) at 2006-10-16 19:18:06 EDT (#)
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why do i need an ubersite sign?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-10-16 19:16:20 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/94481
REAL CAMWHORE
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-10-16 19:16:02 EDT (#)
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bullshit
where's the UBERSITE sign?
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-16 19:15:36 EDT (#)
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I'd hit it.