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Safe and Secure -Or- The Remora: Part 9 (301 hits)

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Submitted by Erosion Rules (View user info) at 2006-10-16 19:59:29 EDT


Part 1: http://www.ubersite.com/m/87398
Part 2: http://www.ubersite.com/m/87495
Part 3: http://www.ubersite.com/m/87784
Part 4: http://www.ubersite.com/m/87928
Part 5: http://www.ubersite.com/m/88053
Part 6: http://www.ubersite.com/m/88338
Part 7: http://www.ubersite.com/m/90037
Part 8: http://www.ubersite.com/m/90759


Bathed in blue light, nothing looks good. Lucy Liu, in all her Asian glory, would look terrible in darkness pierced only by blue neon.

Needless to say, blue light beaming down on a dead body, blood pooling around it on the floor, even less attractive. It strange, now that I think about it. Blood, a pool of black in this horrid optic fantasy. The long dyed blonde hair, white by contrast. The remains of her face, the singular eye, the masses that once were a nose, lips, cheeks... Well no more.

I had enough of that slore. She was slowing things down. I wanted to get things done as quickly as possible so I could finish what had to be done.

As it is, things were already getting out of hand. First was when I had to kill Bulldog. I really didn't want that to happen, but we didn't have the money to pay him off for the Caravan, or for his silence. His boys would have been on us before we reached the city limits.

But this bitch, that was a pleasure. All the times she walked in on me in the shower, trying to get me to join in while Thane gave her his patented forty five second poundings, the time I woke up with my dick in her mouth... Ugh. It was bad enough that she was a bleach blonde skank with a fetish for murderous shitbags, but knowing that Thane had blown it in every hole in her body, and inadvertently witnessing ass to mouth, that was the kicker. Who knows what vile diseases Thane had crawling through his petulant body.

So in the darkness of this cheap motel, while Thane was passed out drunk on the balcony, I bludgeoned this filthy cunt with the shitty little hair drier, mounted on the wall next to the bathroom. Then, to finish her off, I went for the supressed nine millimeter. Weak, but a classic. And with enough shots, all that was left was what I started at now.

No great loss, come to think of it. She wasn't that good looking in regular light, either.

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