No Uncle Phil! (547 hits)
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Submitted by The Perfect Scrotum (View user info) at 2006-10-17 00:09:15 EDT
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Submitted by The_Perfect_Scrotum (user info) at 2006-10-18 19:53:16 EDT (#)
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Nice song
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-10-18 10:31:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-10-17 17:23:07 (#)
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Now this is a story all about how
My life got twisted upside down
I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there,
And I'll tell you how my uncle raped me in the town of Bel-Air.
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Innnn West Philadelphia, born and raised,
On the playground is where I spent time with teh gheys,
Illin', ball smackin', and actin' real cool,
'Cause my prof wouldn't let me whip it out during school
Then a couple of guys that were new to the hood
Whipped their peckers out - you know, it gave me wood!
I gave 'em one little rimjob and Mom got scared,
She said "You're moving to live with your straight aunt and uncle in Bel-Air!"
I whistled like a fairy and the cabbie came near,
The license plate said "COCKLVR" - oh this is nice, he's a queer!
If anything, I could say the homo used Nair,
But I thought, "naw, forget it," - yo holmes, to Bel-Air!"
*dun dun duh-dun dun*
I...got...off in the car about ten hours later,
And the cabbie said, "Get out of my hooptie, masturbater!"
Looked at the crib, yes I was finally there
To get grizzly cock from the Bear of Bel-Air
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-17 17:35:17 EDT (#)
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COOL! MOre gayness on UBer!
Cocksniffer.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-10-17 17:23:07 EDT (#)
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Now this is a story all about how
My life got twisted upside down
I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there,
And I'll tell you how my uncle raped me in the town of Bel-Air.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-10-17 17:20:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I peed just a little bit
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-17 17:19:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-10-17 00:55:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
This made me giggle like a schoolgirl, and I'm a diehard fan of Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
Damn you, Scrotum! DAMN YOUUUUUUUU!!!
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-10-17 13:54:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Uncle Phil has a massive penis.
Just the way I always imagined.
What?!!?
Submitted by Happily_Agnostic (user info) at 2006-10-17 08:52:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-10-17 08:48:25 EDT (#)
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Thanks for ruining one of my favourite shows.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-10-17 03:58:21 EDT (#)
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SHREDDER!
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-10-17 03:36:43 EDT (#)
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Best first post ever.
Now never post again.
Or don't suck.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-10-17 03:26:45 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ColchesterDr (user info) at 2006-10-17 02:42:11 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-10-17 02:04:58 EDT (#)
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DIRTY SANCHEZ! DIRTY SANCHEZ! DIRTY SANCHEZ!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-10-17 01:38:24 EDT (#)
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Inexplicably... it did made me smile.
Submitted by SilentRenegade (user info) at 2006-10-17 01:28:08 EDT (#)
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disturbing....
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-10-17 01:22:52 EDT (#)
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Big Willie style.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-10-17 00:55:23 EDT (#)
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This made me giggle like a schoolgirl, and I'm a diehard fan of Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
Damn you, Scrotum! DAMN YOUUUUUUUU!!!
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-10-17 00:45:55 EDT (#)
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