Who am I? (965 hits)
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Submitted by Allyson (View user info) at 2006-10-17 00:41:20 EDT
Who am I? People have been asking me this, and I've been wondering to myself how to respond. A simple camwhore? No... That wouldn't do. I've already done that you see. How about a little biography for you.
1. Shineboxxxxxxx is my lover. Well... Uber-lover. His penis is the ultimate in satisfaction. Or so I wish.
2. I've been on uber for... oh, I don't know how long. But a damn long time.
3. Before my latest series, my posts were complete shit.. and that's ok. I've changed.
4. I took a long break and wrote what I hope will someday be published after a lot of editing and structure re-formatting. All I did was write, and didn't really make breaks for chapters... or anything else really.
5. I tend to read everything I comment on, rather then just skim it.
6. I'm back in school for a Psychology major, and an English minor. (maybe why my writing has improved!)
Any other questions... feel free to ask.
And bad comments will be taken straight to my iheart, and I might just die.
(or not!)
And a camwhore, just for you.
(i hope it's not grossly oversized. If it is, feel free to kick me in the face, and then break your computer screen. That's ok with me.)
megglins.tiff (679 kB) [image/tiff]
User Reviews
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-26 15:30:21 EDT (#)
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What's your thoughts on bukkake?
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-10-26 15:17:04 EDT (#)
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i got linked here. i didn't read it though. fuck you.
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-10-21 00:12:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-10-18 14:48:57 (#)
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shine... i agree with frank the bear.
perhaps you should send me the drugs, so i can "analyze them"
and by analyze i mean do copius ammounts of them.
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"I don't experiment with drugs, I'm into full-scale research!"
-Gallagher
Submitted by shinebox (user info) at 2006-10-21 00:02:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-20 11:37:50 (#)
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Do you enjoy anal?
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dont ask my missus questions like that.
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-10-20 22:41:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-20 11:37:50 (#)
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Do you enjoy anal?
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Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-10-20 11:23:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
You have nice freckles.
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Poots, i like em. They "suit me"
Shlongy... No.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-20 11:37:50 EDT (#)
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Do you enjoy anal?
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-10-20 11:23:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You have nice freckles.
Submitted by shinebox (user info) at 2006-10-19 02:34:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-10-18 14:48:57 (#)
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shine... i agree with frank the bear.
perhaps you should send me the drugs, so i can "analyze them"
and by analyze i mean do copius ammounts of them.
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nah i ran out eh. nah seriously i gotta get on myself. i aint even got like half a stick. nuffin.
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-10-18 14:48:57 EDT (#)
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shine... i agree with frank the bear.
perhaps you should send me the drugs, so i can "analyze them"
and by analyze i mean do copius ammounts of them.
Submitted by oopsistalledit (user info) at 2006-10-18 04:29:15 EDT (#)
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-2, tiff.
Sympathy +1, because you're fuckin' woofin'.
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-10-18 04:03:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by shinebox (user info) at 2006-10-18 03:42:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
psychology hey?
can u tell shinebox wots wrong with me
sometimes sometimes i get scared of my own shadow
its always creeping up on me
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hmmmmmm...well, in my opinion, which just happens to be right, you're either getting too much drugs, or not enough
Submitted by shinebox (user info) at 2006-10-18 03:42:45 EDT (#)
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psychology hey?
can u tell shinebox wots wrong with me
sometimes sometimes i get scared of my own shadow
its always creeping up on me
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-10-18 02:31:59 EDT (#)
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where ya going?
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-10-18 02:22:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
groovy!
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-10-18 02:16:57 EDT (#)
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Classes are good. Actually, i'm taking a little break from some psych homework to fuck around on the net.
always a fun task.
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-10-18 01:30:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
how's stuff, Allyson? classes going well?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-18 00:13:58 EDT (#)
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I like your eyebrows.
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-10-18 00:09:06 EDT (#)
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Thanks kaos... I'll repost it soon.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-10-17 16:27:05 EDT (#)
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I like you, but that picture just screams "HEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYY YOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUU GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYYYYYYYYYS!!!!"
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-10-17 16:15:09 EDT (#)
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GWAHHHHHHHHHH MINE EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
.tif huh? Fuck that shit.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-10-17 13:00:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
tiff? WHY?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-10-17 12:54:46 EDT (#)
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Say an image is titled - allyson.tif
Click on the title once to highlight, pause, then click a second time to retitle.
Retitle the image as - allyson.jpg
If you're using OSX, a box will appear asking you if you want to change the format. Click the yes box.
The image is now in .jpg format and can be viewed on Uber without a link.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2006-10-17 12:32:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Whatever happened with your hitman story? That series was kick ass.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-10-17 11:36:31 EDT (#)
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We signed up about the same time. That's not really pertinent to this post.
Please convert to jpeg before attaching pictures.
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-10-17 11:19:17 EDT (#)
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:)
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-10-17 10:09:17 EDT (#)
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Sally Sodomite?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-17 10:06:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Inhale my pole.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-10-17 10:03:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-10-17 02:04:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
see? toldja she was cute!
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What are you, posting from prison? She looks like the princess from Shrek...after she turns into an ogre. No offense, I'm sure you're a fantastic person, but....OH SHIT! I just spilled coffee on my tie. ... ... ... Ok, now what I was saying? Oh yea, fantastic person, blah blah blah, look like an extra from Lord of the Rings, etc....
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-17 10:01:01 EDT (#)
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the one chick who's got more freckles than me.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-17 09:55:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sorry I asked. Good luck, though.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-10-17 09:52:47 EDT (#)
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1. Shineboxxxxxxx is my lover. Well... Uber-lover. His penis is the ultimate in satisfaction. Or so I wish.
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Of all the people on Ubersite, yours is the sex life I'd least like to hear about. I'd rather sit and listen to Caul tell me about how he fucked some skank in the ass for 39 straight minutes until she sprayed shit all over his "rippled abs" than hear you talk about anything having to do with carnality....is that a word? Carnality? It doesn't matter. The point is, ew. Eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-10-17 09:37:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-10-17 00:49:26 (#)
Ranking: -2
because who saves shit in tif format? Seriously.
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-10-17 09:37:04 EDT (#)
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auto plus 2 shine boxxxxxxxxxx lover
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-10-17 08:51:53 EDT (#)
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What are you morons bitching about the TIFF format for? It's the third most widely used picture format, behind JPEG and GIF. Actually better in fact for web use because of the compression algorithm for TIFFs.
Allyson - good to see ya back!
Submitted by Happily_Agnostic (user info) at 2006-10-17 08:51:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by YellowDragon (user info) at 2006-10-17 03:59:51 EDT (#)
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You too? High five.
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-10-17 03:46:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by YellowDragon (user info) at 2006-10-17 03:41:16 (#)
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Auto +1 for Mac use, and a little extra for the English major.
How long before you can start psychoanalyzying everyone here?
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she could write her thesis on me. hell, she could make a career out of me. one might not be able to tell, but I'm just a little wierd
Submitted by YellowDragon (user info) at 2006-10-17 03:41:16 EDT (#)
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Auto +1 for Mac use, and a little extra for the English major.
How long before you can start psychoanalyzying everyone here?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-10-17 03:39:59 EDT (#)
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I love redheads.
Submitted by ColchesterDr (user info) at 2006-10-17 02:41:26 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-10-17 02:21:53 EDT (#)
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no, i love the mac, but i don't know how to format the pictures.
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-10-17 02:04:49 EDT (#)
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see? toldja she was cute!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-10-17 01:57:37 EDT (#)
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Don't hate on the Mac!!!
+2 for being a Ginger Girl...
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-10-17 01:35:12 EDT (#)
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You seem very likable.
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-10-17 01:23:42 EDT (#)
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I dunno shiny, she's pretty cute, I may have to battle you to the death for her!
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-10-17 01:22:01 EDT (#)
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Best Friends For EVAR!
Submitted by shinebox (user info) at 2006-10-17 01:17:48 EDT (#)
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shineboxxxxxxxxxxx there for ya
friends 4 life
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-10-17 01:08:28 EDT (#)
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I now officially hate you for using the .tiff format.
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-10-17 01:03:08 EDT (#)
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Ginger Queen! All hail! All hail the Ginger Queen!
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-10-17 00:55:26 EDT (#)
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tell me how to fix it, and i will.
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-10-17 00:51:52 EDT (#)
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I don't fucking know!
It's a mac... I barely know how to use Word in this bitch, let alone PICTURES.
(i need a god damn instruction book)
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-10-17 00:51:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-10-17 00:49:26 (#)
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because who saves shit in tif format? Seriously.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-10-17 00:49:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
because who saves shit in tif format? Seriously.
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2006-10-17 00:48:45 EDT (#)
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Mrs Shine boxxxxxxxxxxxxx rules!
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-10-17 00:43:09 EDT (#)
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FUCK why didn't my pic show up, and you have to click it?
why am i not as cool as the rest of you?
DAMNIT
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-10-17 00:43:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Everything you ever wanted to know about Allyson
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