Inion is a dead woman (2510 hits)
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Submitted by Method (View user info) at 2006-10-17 09:10:38 EDT
I received a package yesterday from Inion. It was a box full of delicious, scrumptious chocolate chip cookies.
There were about maybe six dozen of them. She really went all out.
Of course, me being the anorexic male model that I am, didn't have any late last night when I got home.
I instead decided to bring them to work to share with everyone, since there were so many.
I got in at 8. It is now 9:10. They are all gone. They were incredibly popular.
I started feeling a little funny earlier when I had a few for a healthy, nutritious breakfast.
You could have warned me that you baked weed into them, you stupid bitch. Now everyone is walking around stoned at my job.
Thanks a lot.
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-02 10:53:08 EST (#)
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Your hurting my feelings, George. Be nice.
Submitted by lordofthepost (user info) at 2006-10-30 21:26:47 EST (#)
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Incredible visual, the entire office stoned at work...
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2006-10-30 21:12:46 EST (#)
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Greatness
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-10-29 20:23:42 EST (#)
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What do you know of Georges Beauthier?
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2006-10-20 19:25:12 EDT (#)
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I want pot cookies!
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2006-10-20 08:42:54 EDT (#)
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Oh heaps funny.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-10-18 07:48:50 EDT (#)
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S to the H to the E to the Nanigans
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2006-10-17 23:09:15 EDT (#)
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Kicker of all ass (+2)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-17 21:37:59 EDT (#)
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Sorry it took so long for me to get back here.
It took me 8 hours to restock the straws and shit.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-17 21:02:41 EDT (#)
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HAHA!
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-10-17 16:58:28 EDT (#)
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weed cookies sound like a grand idea right about now.
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2006-10-17 16:55:09 EDT (#)
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LMFAO, "dude I can't get the printer to work what the hell is wrong with it?"
"That's the microwave you dolt! Gimme some chips biotch!"
Submitted by DoctorWombat (user info) at 2006-10-17 15:53:27 EDT (#)
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Hilarious. You should spike the water cooler with LSD next time. Or cocaine.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-10-17 14:17:40 EDT (#)
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You are going down meth. I'm up against you next round for UM. We shall see who is truly the best greek of all.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-10-17 13:31:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-10-17 13:05:18 (#)
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Leap into action Shlongy? """
yeah you know, when the drive thru gets busy and he has to restock the straws and shit.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-10-17 13:17:34 EDT (#)
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Shlongy, your work consists of more than ordering people around?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-17 13:09:07 EDT (#)
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Yeah...Like when I need to go take a squirt...or grab a cigarette.
Oh yeah, or do something work related.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-17 13:07:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-10-17 10:06:30 (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-17 09:39:54 (#)
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Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-10-17 09:36:52 (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-17 09:35:15 (#)
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YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T SHARE THAT YOU ASSHOLE!!!! YOU SAID I WAS DIFFERENT FROM MONKEYING AROUND!!!
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You are!
Your tits aren't as big as your head!
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way to make a girl feel confident about her breasts.
i really am getting a boob job now.
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Noonie I like you the way you are - as flat as an ironing board with two M&Ms perched on it.
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I agree. Don't go changing, to try and please me...
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-10-17 13:05:18 EDT (#)
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Leap into action Shlongy?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-17 13:05:04 EDT (#)
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i'd make cookies for you anansie. any day!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-17 12:58:46 EDT (#)
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I wish I weighed 115...then, maybe I wouldn't have to leave my pants unbuttoned when I'm sitting at my desk, around the office.
It makes for strange situations when I suddenly have to leap into action and forget about my unzipped Dockers.
Hell, my DICK alone weighs almost 115.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-10-17 12:57:51 EDT (#)
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She certainly smells like it
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-10-17 12:54:03 EDT (#)
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Those were just pencil shavings.
liar
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-10-17 12:48:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-10-17 12:47:02 (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-10-17 12:20:50 (#)
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I fucking lost it when I read this post.
The reviews made it even better.
Screw the cookies, I want Katy-porn!!!
I'll even accept pictures of you in just your underwear...
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eewwww kaos wants pictures of method in his underwear
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**vomits EVERYWHERE**
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-10-17 12:47:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-10-17 12:20:50 (#)
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I fucking lost it when I read this post.
The reviews made it even better.
Screw the cookies, I want Katy-porn!!!
I'll even accept pictures of you in just your underwear...
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eewwww kaos wants pictures of method in his underwear
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-17 12:34:45 EDT (#)
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Lies.
Lies, lies, lies.
Lies posted by a lying liar addicted to lying.
Who knew someone could command such presense through sheer, unadultered fabrication?
Not me.
You should go into sales, fatso.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-10-17 12:29:17 EDT (#)
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most productive day ever
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-10-17 12:26:48 EDT (#)
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now THIS is truly the distilled goodness of all that is Uber!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-10-17 12:20:50 EDT (#)
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I fucking lost it when I read this post.
The reviews made it even better.
Screw the cookies, I want Katy-porn!!!
I'll even accept pictures of you in just your underwear...
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-10-17 11:50:07 EDT (#)
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If only it were true. I want drug-laced cookies.
Submitted by Cadrach (user info) at 2006-10-17 11:24:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-10-17 11:05:09 (#)
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I wish someone would send me dog biscuits.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-10-17 11:18:06 EDT (#)
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hahaha yeah like YOU'D share cookies.
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2006-10-17 11:16:58 EDT (#)
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I think they were mushrooms... give it a few more hours :)
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-10-17 11:05:09 EDT (#)
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I wish someone would send me drug biscuits.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-10-17 10:41:04 EDT (#)
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A Pictorial Record of these events: http://www.ubersite.com/m/94516
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-17 10:40:48 EDT (#)
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i thought it was "mullarky" but i'm probably wrong. as i often am.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-17 10:35:59 EDT (#)
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Quick, everyone, George is going into diabetic shock! Stuff more cookies in his cellulite mouth, jiggle his quadruple chin, and someone get a can of crisco, STAT!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-10-17 10:35:08 EDT (#)
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Did you just use the word 'malarky'? Hahahahaha...
E-mail me back you big doofus.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-17 10:33:27 EDT (#)
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Everyone get off my post, this isn't a fucking internet chat room.
If you don't have something nice to say, go away. I will not stand for any name calling or other malarky on my serious posts
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-10-17 10:29:03 EDT (#)
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shenanigans is a lousy restaurant
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-17 10:28:05 EDT (#)
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Hahahaha @ Jake. I want to get a pair of velcro keds, like the orthotic shoes.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-10-17 10:25:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-10-17 10:23:46 (#)
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hey sico, how do you get your shoes tied in the morning?
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I go for velcro - or slipons
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-17 10:25:42 EDT (#)
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I know what he meant, but I was giving him a hard time.
BAMF, your daughter tied them with her mouth.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-10-17 10:24:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-17 10:22:17 (#)
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Hey BAMF, how the fuck do you get 115 pound old, you stupid fuck...hahahaha??!
Perhaps he meant 115 pound, old guys.
Like - shlongy?
I dunno
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-10-17 10:23:49 EDT (#)
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It sucks being the boss and not getting paid for it.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-10-17 10:23:46 EDT (#)
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hey sico, how do you get your shoes tied in the morning?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-17 10:22:17 EDT (#)
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Hey BAMF, how the fuck do you get 115 pound old, you stupid fuck...hahahaha??!?!?
Submitted by Happily_Agnostic (user info) at 2006-10-17 10:21:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-10-17 10:21:14 EDT (#)
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I always love it when 115 pound old guys run their yaps
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-17 10:20:12 EDT (#)
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no jake, i'm peeing up YOUR nose. everyone else is left alone.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-17 10:17:39 EDT (#)
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I always enjoy when one fat guy calls another fat guy, "fat".
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-10-17 10:17:08 EDT (#)
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If you puke in someone else's mouth - you'll be adopting Noonie's dating practices
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-10-17 10:16:48 EDT (#)
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lame attempt at funny, but hey at least you're fat
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-17 10:15:17 EDT (#)
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Jake, your last comment made me puke in my mouth.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-10-17 10:14:06 EDT (#)
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wheres the funny??
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-10-17 10:12:54 EDT (#)
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If you're passing out porn and treats, I want some.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-10-17 10:08:55 EDT (#)
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When Noonie gets excited - her nipples stand erect like two pygmies' penises.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-17 10:06:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-17 10:01:08 (#)
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SHUT UP NOONIE, YOU DISEASED JERSEY WHORE.
ONLY MY MUSCLE BOUND GREEK LOVER HERE CAN CALL ME THAT. AND THEN ONLY WHEN I'M MOUTH RAPING HIM.
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that's hot.
otron - i'm very domesticated actually. i even produce milk and lay eggs on wednesdays.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-10-17 10:06:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-17 09:39:54 (#)
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Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-10-17 09:36:52 (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-17 09:35:15 (#)
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YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T SHARE THAT YOU ASSHOLE!!!! YOU SAID I WAS DIFFERENT FROM MONKEYING AROUND!!!
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You are!
Your tits aren't as big as your head!
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way to make a girl feel confident about her breasts.
i really am getting a boob job now.
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Noonie I like you the way you are - as flat as an ironing board with two M&Ms perched on it.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-17 10:05:34 EDT (#)
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Like Noonie knows how to use an oven.
Were they Soft Batch or Grandma's cookies?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-17 10:02:09 EDT (#)
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well don't worry it's not like we run out of porn here... i'm constantly being told to get rid of stuff. i'mo set up a free porn mailing list or something.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-10-17 10:01:32 EDT (#)
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Duh! Porn AND treats.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-17 10:01:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-17 09:45:41 (#)
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he probably prefers "kiddie diddler" method.
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SHUT UP NOONIE, YOU DISEASED JERSEY WHORE.
ONLY MY MUSCLE BOUND GREEK LOVER HERE CAN CALL ME THAT. AND THEN ONLY WHEN I'M MOUTH RAPING HIM.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-17 09:59:39 EDT (#)
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Katy, if you put a return addy on the package, I'll send you a wonderful gift that I have yet to purchase...and something random, too.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-10-17 09:58:10 EDT (#)
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I'll take some of those cookies...I have a two hour meeting coming up shortly.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-17 09:55:23 EDT (#)
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no i just fucked up :( i'll send her double to make up for it.
tiger - if ya email me your address you can get em haha. do you want porn too or just chocolate?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-17 09:54:02 EDT (#)
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Ohh, hell yah, did I get weed enhanced cookies too?
I wouldn't tell eve that quite yet. Make up an excuse... like the post office was broken.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-10-17 09:53:22 EDT (#)
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K-K-K-Katy......
I want treats!!!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-17 09:50:01 EDT (#)
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no you got more porn than method did. the only one i fucked up on was eve... i think she gonna kill me :(
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-10-17 09:49:22 EDT (#)
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Enraged Baboon fucking a nipple factory
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AHAHAHAHAHA ok that has me in tears because I can't figure out if the boyfriend or Inion is the Enraged Baboon.
All I can see is a big red baboon ass going up and down and it's making me cry with laughter.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-17 09:47:56 EDT (#)
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how about a ten percent down payment and i hold the keys to your favorite car until the boob job's complete?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-17 09:47:37 EDT (#)
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Wait just a gosh darn, hootin, minute now...Katy was supposed to send me porn. Did you send georgie my porn?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-17 09:47:17 EDT (#)
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You should watch Nip/Tuck, that show is way more accurate than Dr. 90210
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-17 09:46:26 EDT (#)
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The hummers are in multiple...one breast equals three hummers.
No discount available for "shoddy workmanship" on my part but I HAVE watched enough Dr. 90210 or whatever the fuck that guy's show is called to know exactly what I'm doing.
Oh yeah- don't forget I get paid in advance.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-17 09:45:41 EDT (#)
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he probably prefers "kiddie diddler" method.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-17 09:43:06 EDT (#)
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haha "mouth breathing fuck" is a new one, i like it
Kudos, kid toucher!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-17 09:43:02 EDT (#)
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is there a cap on the exchange rate for the boob job? like is it one blow job for a great boob job or one blow job for the alley behind method's pawn shop?
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-10-17 09:42:27 EDT (#)
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Mbstateside back from the dead auto +2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-17 09:41:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-17 09:35:15 (#)
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YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T SHARE THAT YOU ASSHOLE!!!! YOU SAID I WAS DIFFERENT FROM MONKEYING AROUND!!!
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hahahahahahaha
In other news, this post was a pile of shit. No offense, you mouth breathing fuck.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-17 09:41:19 EDT (#)
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Might as well get a face lift while you're at it, when I'm done distributing that movie as "Enraged Baboon fucking a nipple factory" on Limewire, EVERYONE will know what you look like O:)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-17 09:41:09 EDT (#)
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I'll give you a boob job if you give me a humjob...Deal? Or no deal?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-17 09:39:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-10-17 09:36:52 (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-17 09:35:15 (#)
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YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T SHARE THAT YOU ASSHOLE!!!! YOU SAID I WAS DIFFERENT FROM MONKEYING AROUND!!!
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You are!
Your tits aren't as big as your head!
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way to make a girl feel confident about her breasts.
i really am getting a boob job now.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-10-17 09:38:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-17 09:27:32 (#)
Ranking: 0
Forensicgirl sent ME cookies laced with midwest meth anphetamine - the best crank in the country - and you didn't see Shlongy bitching or writing a post a bout it...ya big baby.
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Dammit man! You SWORE you wouldn't EVER breathe a word about that!
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-10-17 09:36:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-17 09:35:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T SHARE THAT YOU ASSHOLE!!!! YOU SAID I WAS DIFFERENT FROM MONKEYING AROUND!!!
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You are!
Your tits aren't as big as your head!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-10-17 09:36:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Weed makes you fat, you won't be as good a model anymore. Stick to selling fake jewelery.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-17 09:35:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T SHARE THAT YOU ASSHOLE!!!! YOU SAID I WAS DIFFERENT FROM MONKEYING AROUND!!!
Submitted by Mike-Mc (user info) at 2006-10-17 09:33:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No comment .
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-17 09:32:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Forward me the porn for official inspection...I'll give it back. I promise.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-17 09:29:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh yeah, she sent me some home-made porn of her and her boyfriend.
I didn't even look at it yet.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-17 09:27:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you didn't even mention the nice porn i sent you.
:(
you don't love me.
*weep*
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-17 09:27:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Forensicgirl sent ME cookies laced with midwest meth anphetamine - the best crank in the country - and you didn't see Shlongy bitching or writing a post a bout it...ya big baby.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-17 09:25:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That Darko, he's so hot right now
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-10-17 09:24:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-17 09:22:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-17 09:21:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
who said i used ex lax? there's like a million over the counter things i coulda put in them. not to mention the cat tranq that i still have.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-10-17 09:19:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just wait until you figure out which person got the ex-lax cookie!
Submitted by Cadrach (user info) at 2006-10-17 09:18:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Two-hundred-thirty-nine pounds?! I'm a blimp! Why are all the good
things so tasty?
-- Homer Simpson
Brush With Greatness
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-10-17 09:15:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I bring you over to the Neverland Ranch, serve you wine, give you a blowjob...and you CALL THE COPS?
Yo, this was YOUR Make-A-Wish motherfucker, not mine. I was bein' a good host!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-17 09:13:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
manorexic.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-10-17 09:13:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Just enjoy it knob sack ;) I went into work on speed once (by accident...seriosuly, I miss timed how much i took in ratio to how long before work) and then got told off. It was the best twenty minutes of a four hour shift ever though.
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-10-17 09:13:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-17 09:12:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you wish.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-10-17 09:12:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W