Pointless Camwhore (2264 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: -0.07 on 124 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Aubrey <Aubs2o04.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2006-10-17 13:29:11 EDT
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Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2007-02-21 04:42:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you know i opened this post hoping to see an attractive female... thanks for crushing my dreams slob
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-28 17:11:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
vomit
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-10-22 07:33:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Like I said. Make it happen.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/94567
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-10-22 06:06:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i also will point out your "lefty" seems a bit smaller than the "righty"...as is usually the way
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-10-22 06:01:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i see the cuteness.... leaning in andthe upward angle are probly the worst things to do in a photo, but hey, tie your hair back get a retake done from someone your own height and you could trump other uberbabes
id treat ya nice.
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2006-10-21 00:56:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
sorry... But you're just plain not good looking...
Submitted by Hypatia86 (user info) at 2006-10-20 18:43:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah I actually have Scoliosis.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-10-20 11:56:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd become a hermit in your mountains, but never venture south into the Abyssal Cave.
I wouldn't do you in the ass, either.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2006-10-20 10:26:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I SAY MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GREAT THAT YOU FIGURED OUT HOW TO WORK A CAMERA THERE BESSIE!
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2006-10-19 22:14:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Do you have back problems?
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-10-19 15:01:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ah...
ugh...
ahhhhh...
Ugly!
Oh the UGLY!
MY EYES! THE RETINAS THEY BURN!
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-10-19 13:25:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Hypatia86 (user info) at 2006-10-17 18:46:17 (#)
Ranking: 0
oh, and Im 19, not 17.
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Submitted by Hypatia86 (user info) at 2006-10-17 18:45:50 (#)
Ranking: 0
My hubby seams to like them well enough.
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OHMIGOD!! you're married...? at nineteen?
blimey.
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2006-10-19 10:46:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
what DrSeussman said
Submitted by Mike-Mc (user info) at 2006-10-19 10:09:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You got tetties girl good for you +1
Submitted by IntangibleHands (user info) at 2006-10-18 20:54:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are a very pretty girl, just get some sleep for god sakes. Those dark circles around your eyes aren't very flattering.
Well... I guess the entire picture isn't very flattering.
You could do better.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-10-18 20:34:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-10-18 11:24:50 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-18 11:18:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
you remind me of this girl i knew in washington. you have the same attitude written on your face. you also have the same chest.
just a couple recommendations, get a different kind of bra, that one doesn't give you the support you need. they should be closer together and a little higher. and stay away from horizontal stripes and tank tops. look for things with darts in the chest/bust and babydoll cut shirts. also v neck as opposed to boat neck because you don't have hips in relation to your shoulders so that cut makes your shoulders look wide. don't do halter tops for the same reason, although a shaped tube top with a good, supportive bra will flatter you. if you are going to do a boat neck do it with a fitted peasant top or 3/4 sleeve with a longer cut and slightly flared bottom, not the maternity styled but just cut to exaggerate hips. and if you're going to do a tank top pick a longer one, ie one that goes past the pockets of your pants. this will cut down on the wide-shoulder look.
also, watch your colors. i know the 80s are coming back but that doesn't mean you HAVE to use those color schemes.
and don't slouch. (mom-like comment)
i have been paid to shop for and dress people and i do costumes so i know what i'm talking about.
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I am sure that she is right but...
You could also put a bag on your head and wrap an american flag around your waist and just start running around fucking for freedom.
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HAHAHAHAHAh
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-10-18 20:20:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're not bad looking down to the eyebrows.
Submitted by Hypatia86 (user info) at 2006-10-18 12:40:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks inion_de_trua for the advise. Ill take that to mind.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-10-18 12:40:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Whatever blows your skirt up, Porkchop.
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2006-10-18 12:23:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Some of the comments on this post remind me of why I like to visit ubersite. Is that bad?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-10-18 11:35:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
PUBIIIIIIIIIS!
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-10-18 11:26:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-17 13:45:31 (#)
Ranking: 0
You look like Nathan Lane.
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Oh, and if you're perfectly proportionate, start saving up for a breast reduction and hit the gym.
There's a good proportionate and there's a bad proportionate. You don't want to be fat all over now, do you?
DO YOU?!?
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-10-18 11:24:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-18 11:18:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
you remind me of this girl i knew in washington. you have the same attitude written on your face. you also have the same chest.
just a couple recommendations, get a different kind of bra, that one doesn't give you the support you need. they should be closer together and a little higher. and stay away from horizontal stripes and tank tops. look for things with darts in the chest/bust and babydoll cut shirts. also v neck as opposed to boat neck because you don't have hips in relation to your shoulders so that cut makes your shoulders look wide. don't do halter tops for the same reason, although a shaped tube top with a good, supportive bra will flatter you. if you are going to do a boat neck do it with a fitted peasant top or 3/4 sleeve with a longer cut and slightly flared bottom, not the maternity styled but just cut to exaggerate hips. and if you're going to do a tank top pick a longer one, ie one that goes past the pockets of your pants. this will cut down on the wide-shoulder look.
also, watch your colors. i know the 80s are coming back but that doesn't mean you HAVE to use those color schemes.
and don't slouch. (mom-like comment)
i have been paid to shop for and dress people and i do costumes so i know what i'm talking about.
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I am sure that she is right but...
You could also put a bag on your head and wrap an american flag around your waist and just start running around fucking for freedom.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-10-18 11:24:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-10-17 15:40:35 (#)
Ranking: 1
Take no notice, you're not ugly.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-18 11:18:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you remind me of this girl i knew in washington. you have the same attitude written on your face. you also have the same chest.
just a couple recommendations, get a different kind of bra, that one doesn't give you the support you need. they should be closer together and a little higher. and stay away from horizontal stripes and tank tops. look for things with darts in the chest/bust and babydoll cut shirts. also v neck as opposed to boat neck because you don't have hips in relation to your shoulders so that cut makes your shoulders look wide. don't do halter tops for the same reason, although a shaped tube top with a good, supportive bra will flatter you. if you are going to do a boat neck do it with a fitted peasant top or 3/4 sleeve with a longer cut and slightly flared bottom, not the maternity styled but just cut to exaggerate hips. and if you're going to do a tank top pick a longer one, ie one that goes past the pockets of your pants. this will cut down on the wide-shoulder look.
also, watch your colors. i know the 80s are coming back but that doesn't mean you HAVE to use those color schemes.
and don't slouch. (mom-like comment)
i have been paid to shop for and dress people and i do costumes so i know what i'm talking about.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-10-18 11:11:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-10-17 13:46:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
You have huge breasts.
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Give the man a prize!
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2006-10-18 10:54:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Nice cans
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-10-18 02:23:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Mustache?
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-18 01:40:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
HOLY BEJESUS THEY HIT ME IN THE EYESSSSSSS
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-10-18 00:10:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
...
at least i'm cute when i do that pose.
but you're great too!
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2006-10-18 00:01:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I wish I held a world record, like most oreos fit into a mouth or maybe most squirrels punched in an hour.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-10-17 22:45:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2006-10-17 21:52:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Hypatia86 (user info) at 2006-10-17 14:14:53 (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, I dont have any of those 'insecurity issues'. I still think Im a sexy beast :P
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-10-17 14:18:02 (#)
Ranking: 0
beast yes
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I <3 retardspect!!
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Everybody was thinking the same thing. She set herself up for it and I'm surprised more people didnt pounce on it.
Submitted by DuiTicket (user info) at 2006-10-17 22:26:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-10-17 16:07:00 (#)
Ranking: -2
you're what...17? and your fat rolls are already bursting out of your clothes.
can you imagine when you'll be 50? people like you will be clogging our health care systems and will add to the decline of our civilisation.
you are decadent. kill yourself.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-17 22:26:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Moo.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-10-17 22:11:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait, you're my age and married?
+2 sympathy.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-10-17 21:53:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Big tits are not equal to brains......
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2006-10-17 21:52:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Hypatia86 (user info) at 2006-10-17 14:14:53 (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, I dont have any of those 'insecurity issues'. I still think Im a sexy beast :P
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-10-17 14:18:02 (#)
Ranking: 0
beast yes
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I <3 retardspect!!
In other news If you are looking for a mate you should check out Erosin_Rules, I've never seen a more handsome hippo, you two would go together like to peas in a pod... well, two fat ugly peas.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-17 21:39:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Married at 19? BRILLIANT!
Hopefully, you bought the bullets AND the gun so just make sure you don't miss when you point it at your head and squeeze the trigger at around age 25 or so.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-10-17 18:55:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Look at tha size o' that buggar!!
you look like your face caught fire and someone beat it out with a garden rake.
+2 you got balls
Submitted by Hypatia86 (user info) at 2006-10-17 18:46:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh, and Im 19, not 17.
Submitted by Hypatia86 (user info) at 2006-10-17 18:45:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My hubby seams to like them well enough.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-10-17 18:41:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I prefer the shape of breasts, rather than them being gigantic. Any fat woman can have huge breasts. In fact, I directly relate huge breasts to fat women. That's not good.
Anyone that tries to say that huge breasts are a good thing needs to get out of denial.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-10-17 18:27:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
All you guys are staring at her breasts transfixed. Quit bullshitting!
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-10-17 18:20:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ATTENTION!
THE INTARWEB AND IT'S ASSOCIATED ANONYMITY WERE CREATED SPECIFICALLY FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU.
DO NOT HURTS THE INTARWEB BY POSTING THAT AGAIN.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-10-17 18:19:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Whatever floats your boat.
Submitted by Hypatia86 (user info) at 2006-10-17 18:15:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Maybe if you are lucky ill let you watch me undress from your rental car in the street, how bout that?
Submitted by Hypatia86 (user info) at 2006-10-17 18:13:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
eh, I dont care about ratings. Really I was interested to see people's opinon, and that has been provided. As well your have all served the purpose of entertaining me at work today, so thankyou all.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-17 18:11:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
If I'm in your neighborhood sometime in the near future, can we bang one out in my rental car?
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-10-17 18:07:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You can't take ratings away, buddy.
Anyway, you seem to be so incredibly concerned with hits, I'd think ratings would mean something to you.
But I guess you're like an ugly puppy with a broken leg. You don't care that no one likes you, you just want the attention.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-17 18:07:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ok that's a ridiculous attempt at an explanation, Moo.
Your posts and replies embarrass us all.
Submitted by Hypatia86 (user info) at 2006-10-17 18:04:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh and thank you for your comment Merlina.
Submitted by Hypatia86 (user info) at 2006-10-17 18:02:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh no, please dont take away your rating whatever you do, please!
Submitted by Hypatia86 (user info) at 2006-10-17 18:01:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ummm, lots of cum?
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-10-17 17:55:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
After reading your pathetic replies, I retract my +2.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-17 17:53:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You must be reading into the rating, Moo.
I thought I'd -1d you below.
Do explain how the historical shaming practice of bukkake was accomplished by the efforts of women.
Or how the modern practice of multiple cumshots to the face can be handled by two women.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2006-10-17 17:51:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Got rice bitch?
Got rice?
Submitted by Hypatia86 (user info) at 2006-10-17 17:49:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
not true Orgasmatron it can be between 2 women as well. :P And all this time I thought you kinda liked me, darn.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-17 17:46:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Men are necessary for bukkake, Moo.
Submitted by Hypatia86 (user info) at 2006-10-17 17:43:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
nope, but im sure you enjoy it. With men of course.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-17 17:33:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Do you like bukkake in the morning?
Submitted by Hypatia86 (user info) at 2006-10-17 17:28:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
awww AsshOly is ok I LOVE you!
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-10-17 17:22:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Hypatia86 (user info) at 2006-10-17 17:11:50 (#)
Ranking: 0
Almost 500 hits. haha, they arent that big are they?
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I fucking hate you already.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-10-17 17:21:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
are you fucking kidding me? Those things could be used to intercept radio messages.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-17 17:12:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Well, if your only experience has been with doggie cum, or even worse, your daddy's spooge, then I can understand your feelings on this delicate, yet sticky subject.
Perhaps, a little Shlongy jism, with maybe just a touch of cinnamon, would soothe your palette.
You like bukkake?
Submitted by Hypatia86 (user info) at 2006-10-17 17:11:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Almost 500 hits. haha, they arent that big are they?
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2006-10-17 17:11:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by littledan (user info) at 2006-10-17 16:05:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
Have a +2 merely because I want to do things with your breasts. Lots and lots of things. Well, maybe not lots, pretty much bury my face and/or dick in the massive crack between them.
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What dan said.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-10-17 17:05:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HOLY SHIT!! Those things have their own SATELLITES orbiting around them.
Submitted by Hypatia86 (user info) at 2006-10-17 16:56:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah... I never really had a fashion sense...
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-17 16:52:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
man cum does NOT taste shitty!
I MEAN
<runs away>
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-10-17 16:45:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Your clothes are ill-fitting and unflattering. I'm not insulting you. But you should know that.
Submitted by Hypatia86 (user info) at 2006-10-17 16:45:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Man cum tastes shitty, Im sure yours would be the worst Shlongy. Oh yeah, this was posted just to see how many hits it would get.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-10-17 16:40:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You say you're thin. You dont look thin to me. 140 to 150 pounds?
Take another camwhore WITHOUT a horizontally striped shirt and from a different angle. Because you look like a bag of shit in this one.
I'll reserve judgement until that happens.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-10-17 16:40:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
get unugly
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-17 16:37:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Maybe your bladder is just full.
Of urine...
...and Hostess Ho Hos.
Because you're about to burst through the button on those pants, babycakes.
PS. Do you swallow the gobbly goo?
Submitted by Hypatia86 (user info) at 2006-10-17 16:36:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
>< I never said I was thin, but Im not prego either. And no, Anal is for ghey menz.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-17 16:34:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Perfectly proportionate? Are you like 12 feet tall?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-17 16:34:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You have a pubis that rivals Jaypegs, how are you thin?
I'm not knocking you, because as we all know, I'm morbidly obese myself, but how do you get off saying you're thin?
Just curious.
Unless you were being a wise ass. Then I'll go sit in the corner and sulk.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-10-17 16:32:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
those are some tig ol bitties
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-17 16:29:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Don't be so hasty...just wait until you taste it before you jump to any conclusions.
OK, so you're thin... What, are you expecting quintuplets?
PS. Do you do anal?
Submitted by Hypatia86 (user info) at 2006-10-17 16:27:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ill have you know Shlongy if my stomach was any smaller I would snap in half. I am perfectly proportionate, and I want none of your cream.
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-10-17 16:27:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Atkins...
Low-charb...
Subway...
Jenny Craig...
Oprah...
Bally's...
Low fat...
Diet. Choose one. Or two..
Yeah, +2... That's what I meant.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-10-17 16:23:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Moo.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-17 16:16:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Oh my goodness...
Well, those are some big bazookas...but couldn't you at least TRY and suck in that stomach?
How'd you like some Super Magic Shlongy Creme applied to those cantalopes?
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-10-17 16:15:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-10-17 14:14:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
oh! You're so young!!
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This review disturbs me.
Submitted by Gunslinger (user info) at 2006-10-17 16:13:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-10-17 14:25:59 (#)
Ranking: -2
"OI ,CAPTAIN....IT'S MOBY DICK!!"
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MAN THE HARPOONS
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2006-10-17 16:10:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+1 big left tittie
+1 big right tittie
This could quite possibly be the best post of the day.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-10-17 16:07:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you're what...17? and your fat rolls are already bursting out of your clothes.
can you imagine when you'll be 50? people like you will be clogging our health care systems and will add to the decline of our civilisation.
you are decadent. kill yourself.
Submitted by littledan (user info) at 2006-10-17 16:05:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Have a +2 merely because I want to do things with your breasts. Lots and lots of things. Well, maybe not lots, pretty much bury my face and/or dick in the massive crack between them.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-10-17 15:40:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Take no notice, you're not ugly.
You do have enormous breasts though. And thats coming from a lady with 36E.
Even bigger than C1ndy's and hers are huge.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-17 15:26:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I will give you a +.5 for having the steel-clad ovaries to post this...
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-10-17 14:48:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Optical illusions are cool! +2
Your tits jump out of the picture and scare me. -1
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-17 14:45:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Scratch that, Moo.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-17 14:44:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
UDDERS. Make that "udders."
Have a point because I'm an idiot.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-17 14:34:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
TITS, SHOW THEM, IMMEDIATELY.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-17 14:27:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Utters.
You need to square off against Peon and c1ndy in the Uber Boob-Off.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-10-17 14:25:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"OI ,CAPTAIN....IT'S MOBY DICK!!"
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-10-17 14:21:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Uh... Fix the hair.
That is all.
Well, actually, that's not all, but fixing the hair would help the most.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-10-17 14:18:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
beast yes
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-10-17 14:16:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Wow
Submitted by Hypatia86 (user info) at 2006-10-17 14:14:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, I dont have any of those 'insecurity issues'. I still think Im a sexy beast :P
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-10-17 14:14:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh! You're so young!!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-10-17 14:08:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Pointless? Agreed.
Sure hope you've dealt with any of them there 'insecurity issues'...
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-10-17 14:07:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
y?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-17 13:53:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
c1ndy's little sister?
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-10-17 13:48:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
that shit about the magazine was BULLSHIT..
http://entimg.msn.com/i/gal/2006Sundance/ODonnell_AM16890_400.jpg
Submitted by Hypatia86 (user info) at 2006-10-17 13:48:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Targa is not a cigarette burn, its from a metal bowl when I was younger.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-10-17 13:47:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-17 13:45:31 (#)
Ranking: 0
You look like Nathan Lane.
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Holy fuck, it does!
http://www.pbs.org/wnet/broadway/stars/images/lane_n_pic1.jpg
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2006-10-17 13:47:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
What is the meaning of this?
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-10-17 13:46:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You have huge breasts.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-17 13:45:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You look like Nathan Lane.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-10-17 13:45:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Just say no to horizontal stripes.
Submitted by Targa (user info) at 2006-10-17 13:44:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
... Inner left forearm: do I spy a cigarette burn?
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-10-17 13:44:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
More tits less face.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-10-17 13:43:36 EDT (#)
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fuck.
now i'm sterile.
Submitted by Targa (user info) at 2006-10-17 13:43:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
... are we kidding? I'll hold off on rating this for a bit...
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-17 13:38:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
THAT'S NOT YOU, SHOW US YOUR TITS, WITH MY NAME NEXT TO THEM, WHORE.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-10-17 13:35:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'd hit it.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-17 13:33:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'M SORRY FOR MY TWO PREVIOUS COMMENTS. THEY WERE HEARTLESS AND MEAN. YOU ARE A VERY NORMAL LOOKING HUMAN.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-17 13:32:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
also
BLLAAAAAARRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!
Submitted by Cadrach (user info) at 2006-10-17 13:31:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OMFG! I think I have you in homeroom!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-10-17 13:31:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you look like the ugly firefly.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-17 13:31:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you poor ugly thing you
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-10-17 13:31:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
...
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-17 13:30:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*snort*BAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
*dies*