Sad? Lonely? Tired of Living? UnderOathMeal? Look inside! (605 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.8 on 29 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Foolproof (View user info) at 2006-10-17 14:51:49 EDT
Just trying to help, Bret.
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-10-18 16:44:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-18 15:40:57 (#)
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My smugness is in direct proportion to how smart you happen to think you are.
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that doesn't even make sense, you stupid Canadian.
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Sure it does, retard.
But as you obviously lack the ability to puzzle that out I will explain it to you:
See YOU get yer panties all scrunched up when I comment on the drivel that sometimes passes as intelligent commentary around here. Sometimes it happens to be you in some pathetic attempt to be 'funny'- but there are plenty of tools who wander around this site looking dumb.
I rarely use any sort of conjecture in my comments and I can't be bothered to make up silly names to 'insult' people because I find there tends to be plenty of material that cab be based specifically on how badly you or other people express their stupidity.
Does that make me smarter than some of the people trolling around this site?
Absolutely.
Heck, even you are smarter than some of the mouth-breathers that infest this place.
What you need to ask yourself why you think I am acting 'smug'.
Is it because I happen to think you behave like a moron and generally annoy the fuck out of me? - or - Do you think that it's because I think I'm smarter than you?
See, I assure you that I am MUCH smarter than you - but that has nothing to do with why I find you tiresome. You are boring and predictable, you provide nothing new or relevant to any 'conversation' you have had with me, you have an over inflated opinion of yourself - which in and of itself isn't a bad thing - but you never back it up with anything of any real quality or substance.
You simply come off as a desperate old man trying to look cool... and in my personal estimation you fail at that miserably.
But don't go changing... some people seem to enjoy the fact that you are a worthless troll.
>kisses<
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-18 15:40:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-10-17 17:56:53 (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-17 17:11:27 (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-10-17 16:45:26 (#)
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haha... yer silly.
I happen to think he is amusing and I have very rarely found you anything but painful.
Plus I think picking on you sack of idiots is much more entertaining than pointing out/harping on some of the stupider things he most certainly does.
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your smugness is appalling Rob, no wonder you have the reputation for being a dipshit.
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My smugness is in direct proportion to how smart you happen to think you are.
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that doesn't even make sense, you stupid Canadian.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-10-18 08:29:44 EDT (#)
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DON'T FORGET RIKKI!
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-10-17 18:11:43 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/69608
Better version.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-10-17 17:56:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-17 17:11:27 (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-10-17 16:45:26 (#)
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haha... yer silly.
I happen to think he is amusing and I have very rarely found you anything but painful.
Plus I think picking on you sack of idiots is much more entertaining than pointing out/harping on some of the stupider things he most certainly does.
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your smugness is appalling Rob, no wonder you have the reputation for being a dipshit.
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My smugness is in direct proportion to how smart you happen to think you are.
Oh, and you ARE a dipshit. (...and fairly boring.)
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-17 17:11:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-10-17 16:45:26 (#)
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haha... yer silly.
I happen to think he is amusing and I have very rarely found you anything but painful.
Plus I think picking on you sack of idiots is much more entertaining than pointing out/harping on some of the stupider things he most certainly does.
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your smugness is appalling Rob, no wonder you have the reputation for being a dipshit.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-10-17 16:45:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-17 15:47:30 (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-10-17 15:33:10 (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-17 15:26:36 (#)
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The "Shlongy Hate Post Era" (circa Nov. 2004 - Dec. 2005) was funny, comical...a good time for all.
OathMeal hate is boring, unimportant, trivial, sleep inducing, and gay.
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... and yet you continually wipe your ass on everything he posts. Curious.
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even more curious is how you always seem to be sucking his cock, Rob. I'm just guessing you're waiting to slip a roofie into his drink so you can have your way with him.
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haha... yer silly.
I happen to think he is amusing and I have very rarely found you anything but painful.
Plus I think picking on you sack of idiots is much more entertaining than pointing out/harping on some of the stupider things he most certainly does.
And what can I say? I like the kid.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-10-17 16:31:16 EDT (#)
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Not only has this been done before, it's been done better.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-10-17 16:10:21 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-10-17 15:59:23 EDT (#)
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Semi-amusing but has been done way too many times. I like the poison part.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-17 15:55:55 EDT (#)
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GIVE 'EM THE ROOTS! THE ROOTS, THE RADICALS!! GIVE 'EM THE ROOTS, YOU KNOW I'M A ...
Oops.
My trendiness is showing.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-17 15:53:32 EDT (#)
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To the end...to the end...I'll journey to the end...
OK...Have a point if you meant to use RANCID
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-17 15:47:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-10-17 15:33:10 (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-17 15:26:36 (#)
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The "Shlongy Hate Post Era" (circa Nov. 2004 - Dec. 2005) was funny, comical...a good time for all.
OathMeal hate is boring, unimportant, trivial, sleep inducing, and gay.
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... and yet you continually wipe your ass on everything he posts. Curious.
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even more curious is how you always seem to be sucking his cock, Rob. I'm just guessing you're waiting to slip a roofie into his drink so you can have your way with him.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-17 15:45:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-10-17 15:41:02 (#)
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Though this is amusing, I have to penalize you for adding to the clusterfuck around oathmeal.
Seriously, if you hate him, DON'T DRAW ATTENTION TO HIM.
It's that simple.
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HIV, I hate you man. Really I do. Truly. It's almost incomprehensible how much, actually.
But you do speak gospel truth here. If people would simply ignore me, I would vanish.
Makes sense, doesn't it? Considering I thrive on attention?
However, as obvious as you make it seem HIV, the fact remains constant: Uberites love to hate the firecrotch, and I eat it up ... bite by bittersweet bite.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-10-17 15:41:02 EDT (#)
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Though this is amusing, I have to penalize you for adding to the clusterfuck around oathmeal.
Seriously, if you hate him, DON'T DRAW ATTENTION TO HIM.
It's that simple.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-10-17 15:33:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-17 15:26:36 (#)
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The "Shlongy Hate Post Era" (circa Nov. 2004 - Dec. 2005) was funny, comical...a good time for all.
OathMeal hate is boring, unimportant, trivial, sleep inducing, and gay.
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... and yet you continually wipe your ass on everything he posts. Curious.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-17 15:29:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-17 15:26:36 (#)
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boring, unimportant, trivial, sleep inducing, and gay.
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Sounds like a typical Friday night for Jeff Laben.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-10-17 15:28:19 EDT (#)
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Did ya get a look at the filename, Shlongy? Thought you'd appreciate it.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-17 15:26:36 EDT (#)
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The "Shlongy Hate Post Era" (circa Nov. 2004 - Dec. 2005) was funny, comical...a good time for all.
OathMeal hate is boring, unimportant, trivial, sleep inducing, and gay.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-17 15:25:15 EDT (#)
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You need to add "Smothering yourself in Urbane's blubbery vagina hole."
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-17 15:25:09 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-10-17 15:24:07 EDT (#)
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yawn.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-17 15:20:20 EDT (#)
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Oops, brain fart:
~OathMeal Approved Post~
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-17 15:17:15 EDT (#)
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Excellence, unparalleled.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-10-17 15:16:08 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-17 15:05:33 EDT (#)
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i would say he's gonna die from an overdose of steroids and ghey AIDS, but that will take too long.
Besides, this will never work, Bret couldn't even kill himself properly - look how many times he's quit Uber.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-10-17 14:54:21 EDT (#)
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HHAAHA..Phillip!
Forgot that was my email name!
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-10-17 14:53:31 EDT (#)
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come on phillup you can doo betters!
Submitted by Cadrach (user info) at 2006-10-17 14:53:09 EDT (#)
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I <3 Poison!