The 2006 UBERSITE Elections (2566 hits)
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Submitted by kaos-king (antius777) (View user info) at 2006-10-17 20:13:54 EDT
Yes, I know it's been done before.
However, I have the time and the desire to actually see the results pulled together. (insert your own joke here.)
It's almost election time here in the United States, so I thought we needed some of our own. So, because I'm bored, I hereby declare THE 2006 UBER ELECTIONS underway.
Just copy and paste the voting bracket below into the comment section and add in your choices. You can only vote once, and once you vote, you can't change your vote. (YES, I'm that lame that I will be keeping track.) Break out your alters if you really wish to vote more than once. If you come to a question and you really don't have an opinion, just leave it blank. Obvious entries meant to sway the voting, such as every choice marked as "Electrictoothsyndrome" will be ignored.
Voting ends at 12:00am (midnight) EST next tuesday night. So, you have one week...
Yes, it will probably get nasty in here, but perhaps we will answer some of Uber's burning questions - Who is more obsessed with this place, Axolotl or Rad? Who is more hysterical, TTOM or Stevie_Says? Who leaves the more scathing reviews, Shlongy or Professor Fuck Face? Who is better at stirring up trouble, Tiger Lily or Inion_De_Trua? Who is more likely to be an incarnate of pure evil, Method or Caulaincourt???
Let it begin...
BEST OVERALL POSTER -
BEST FICTION WRITER -
BEST NON-FICTION WRITER -
BEST SERIES -
BEST IN POETRY -
BEST IN HUMOR -
BEST IN ACTION/ADVENTURE -
BEST IN REALISM -
BEST IN SCIFI/FANTASY -
BEST IN HORROR -
BEST IN POLITICS -
BEST IN RANTS -
BEST IN UBER RELATED -
BEST IN GRAPHICS -
WORST POSTER EVAR-
MOST MISSED ACTUAL POSTER -
MOST MISSED ALTER -
MOST HATED ALTER -
MOST LIKELY TO RISE TO MVA -
MOST LIKELY TO FALL OFF MVA -
MOST NASTY COMMENTS -
MOST SINCERE COMMENTS -
MOST BIZARRE COMMENTS -
MOST LIKELY TO LOSE RATINGS NEXT -
MOST UBER OBSESSED -
MOST RIDICULOUS SITUATION ON UBER -
RABBIT OR EMU? -
TUBGIRL, LEMONPARTY, OR GOATSE? -
User Reviews
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-10-26 05:06:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
However, I have the time and the desire to actually see the results pulled together
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ahem
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-10-26 04:37:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WHO WON
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-10-25 19:50:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
well...who won then?
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2006-10-22 21:15:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
fuck uber elections!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-10-22 18:29:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BEST FICTION WRITER - Jack McCallum
BEST NON-FICTION WRITER - ETS
BEST IN POETRY - Orgasmatron
BEST IN SHORT(flash) FICTION- Ghola
BEST IN HORROR - Kaos King
BEST IN POLITICS - ETS
BEST IN RANTS - ETS
BEST IN UBER RELATED - Bart
MOST LIKELY TO RISE TO MVA - Orgasmatron
MOST LIKELY TO FALL OFF MVA - ??
MOST NASTY COMMENTS - Caulaincourt
MOST SINCERE COMMENTS - Shlongy
MOST BIZARRE COMMENTS - JoeDaddy
MOST LIKELY TO LOSE RATINGS NEXT - UnderOathMeal
MOST UBER OBSESSED - Loki
MOST RIDICULOUS SITUATION ON UBER - Superf(ags)riends
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-10-22 17:48:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ME
ME. ME. ME.
MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME
YOU
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-10-22 17:40:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BEST OVERALL POSTER - Jack McCallum *I disagree with him, but I do read what he has to say.
BEST FICTION WRITER - Kaos King / Snark
BEST NON-FICTION WRITER - Lisa
BEST SERIES - Axoltl 'As I Lay Dying' *by the way, the kid is smart as fuck.
BEST IN POETRY - Orgasmatron (is there anyone else?)
BEST IN HUMOR - The Cyst Master
BEST IN ACTION/ADVENTURE - The Cyst Master
BEST IN REALISM - rob_berg
BEST IN SCIFI/FANTASY - Snark
BEST IN HORROR - George Bush
BEST IN POLITICS - Marginwalker
BEST IN RANTS - ETS by a intercontinental ballistic missle length
BEST IN UBER RELATED - degreeless capibara
BEST IN GRAPHICS - PFF
WORST POSTER EVAR- JohnnyX
MOST MISSED ACTUAL POSTER - The Cyst Master
MOST MISSED ALTER - Gun Smoking Hippy Killer
MOST HATED ALTER - ???
MOST LIKELY TO RISE TO MVA - Orgasmatron
MOST LIKELY TO FALL OFF MVA - All of them when the server is confiscated
MOST NASTY COMMENTS - Caulaincourt
MOST SINCERE COMMENTS - Caulaincourt
MOST BIZARRE COMMENTS - The Cyst Master
MOST LIKELY TO LOSE RATINGS NEXT - Bart
MOST UBER OBSESSED - Bart
MOST RIDICULOUS SITUATION ON UBER - this superfriends stuff is fucking childish as fuck
RABBIT OR EMU? - fuck you
TUBGIRL, LEMONPARTY, OR GOATSE? - fuck you (tubgirl)
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-10-20 17:03:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
THING THAT MAKES ME WANT TO CHEW OFF MY TONGUE AND BLEED TO DEATH CHOKING ONM MY OWN BLOOD: Superfriends
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-10-20 15:50:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I meant to vote for myself for 'worst poster evar.' That's two!
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-10-20 15:48:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Do you really have the authority to do this? Well, I will participate.
BEST OVERALL POSTER - D-Prime
BEST FICTION WRITER - D-Prime
BEST NON-FICTION WRITER - D-Prime
BEST SERIES - JMG114
BEST IN POETRY - No Good Poetry Here
BEST IN HUMOR - D-Prime
BEST IN ACTION/ADVENTURE - D-Prime
BEST IN REALISM - D-Prime
BEST IN SCIFI/FANTASY - Haven't seen enough
BEST IN HORROR - Haven't seen enough
BEST IN POLITICS - D-Prime
BEST IN RANTS - D-Prime
BEST IN UBER RELATED - D-Prime
BEST IN GRAPHICS - D-Prime
WORST POSTER EVAR-
MOST MISSED ACTUAL POSTER - Abstain
MOST MISSED ALTER - Alex.Lifeson, even though he wasn't my alter
MOST HATED ALTER - Carol Richards
MOST LIKELY TO RISE TO MVA - D-Prime
MOST LIKELY TO FALL OFF MVA - Bart
MOST NASTY COMMENTS - Shlongy
MOST SINCERE COMMENTS - D-Prime
MOST BIZARRE COMMENTS - Wazza
MOST LIKELY TO LOSE RATINGS NEXT - D-Prime
MOST UBER OBSESSED - D-Prime
MOST RIDICULOUS SITUATION ON UBER - My losing my virginity, posting about it on Uber right after, then losing my girlfriend because she saw it.
RABBIT OR EMU? - D-Prime
TUBGIRL, LEMONPARTY, OR GOATSE? - Shlongy
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-10-20 13:08:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
BEST OVERALL POSTER - Habeeb
BEST FICTION WRITER - JMG
BEST NON-FICTION WRITER - Circe or Pentameter
BEST IN HUMOR - Method
BEST IN SCIFI/FANTASY - Jack McCallum
BEST IN POLITICS - Habeeb or Razor
BEST IN UBER RELATED - Apollo
BEST IN GRAPHICS - Habeeb
WORST POSTER EVAR- Dude That's Bosh
MOST MISSED ACTUAL POSTER - Comicbookguy
MOST MISSED ALTER - Cabaret Girl
MOST HATED ALTER - Chris Evans or Painted black
MOST UBER OBSESSED - Method
RABBIT OR EMU? -emu
TUBGIRL, LEMONPARTY, OR GOATSE? - lemonparty
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-10-20 11:11:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
it's because of 'envisioning' like that that brett is such a dreadful writer.
I, however, am magnificent.
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2006-10-19 14:43:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
With sausage fingers and not regular ones.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-10-19 14:18:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-19 12:02:30 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2006-10-19 10:43:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-18 17:59:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2006-10-18 17:18:36 (#)
Ranking: 0
The authors that I like - I visit your posts and often times leave a comment.
Those that I do not care for, I don't bother with reading.
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What a fucking pompous ass. Get over yourself cockcheese.
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It was not my intent. However, the truth in my words remain - which is the reason I don't click on your posts.
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I envision you being a broke, lanky sad case of a man who's only real talent lies in posturing.
Those authors you 'don't care for' could very well have developed since you last viewed them. They very well may have posted something that hits close to home for you, or even involves something or someone you're familiar with or can relate to.
But ... your unfounded elitism precludes you from being able to even notice. Why? Because you're too busy refining your pomposity and exuding such a putrid affectation to even notice.
Fuck off, dude. For real. ""
couldn't be any more wrong.
He's a dwarf.
And funny as fuck.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-10-19 13:17:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Eight votes for most sincere? Bloody hell, thats lovely. Thanks guys, that mean more to me than saying I could write (yes I DO know I can't).
Wow, has it really been three months since I last did one of these?
BEST OVERALL POSTER - JackMcCallum (who else?)
BEST FICTION WRITER - snark definetly
BEST NON-FICTION WRITER - Rad1101 or bigmike - both great
BEST SERIES - Axoltol or Nath
BEST IN POETRY - Daniel or Orgasmatron
BEST IN HUMOR - TTOM or bart when he's in the right mood, makes me howl
BEST IN ACTION/ADVENTURE - Bickerstaff
BEST IN REALISM - Circe or Apollo
BEST IN SCIFI/FANTASY - Kaos-King
BEST IN HORROR - snark
BEST IN POLITICS - ETS
BEST IN RANTS - Cauliancourt, he's the master.
BEST IN UBER RELATED - Danger_Ranger
BEST IN GRAPHICS - Forthewin
WORST POSTER EVAR- anyone who posts ANYTHING with the rabbit. Or teh emu
MOST MISSED ACTUAL POSTER - Insaneinthemind
MOST MISSED ALTER - The_Darkness_from_Above
MOST HATED ALTER - Hmm... Chris Evans
MOST LIKELY TO RISE TO MVA - Nath although he's slowed down a little recently
MOST LIKELY TO FALL OFF MVA - apollo88 as he's quite...(or busy there, babes? hmm?)
MOST NASTY COMMENTS - usually someone who hides behind an alter
MOST SINCERE COMMENTS - Crystle or Flyingbuttmonkey
MOST BIZARRE COMMENTS - Danger_Ranger without a doubt
MOST LIKELY TO LOSE RATINGS NEXT - UnderOathMeal maybe
MOST UBER OBSESSED - Maltese or Oathmeal
MOST RIDICULOUS SITUATION ON UBER - Bart & the Secret Service, or the horrible thing that happened to poor Urbane.
RABBIT OR EMU? - AGHHHFUCK OFF. FUCKINGNEITHER
TUBGIRL, LEMONPARTY, OR GOATSE? - ditto.
NOw I'm thinking of a ton of underrated writers that should have been here....dammit.
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2006-10-19 12:17:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You responded how I thought you would. Envision me how you must in the attempts to feel vindicated in your vast internet intellect.
Regardless of what you say, I'll still be on the other end of your comments doing well, unaffected by your opinions of someone whom you clearly don't know squat about. Nor would I claim to know anything about you.
The conclusions that you draw from your typed word analysis of a person are ingenius at best. At worst, they're the inane, pathetic ramblings of someone looking to start an argument based on unseen merits. I care for neither.
Warmest regards. Good luck with your practices in psychology.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-19 12:02:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2006-10-19 10:43:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-18 17:59:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2006-10-18 17:18:36 (#)
Ranking: 0
The authors that I like - I visit your posts and often times leave a comment.
Those that I do not care for, I don't bother with reading.
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What a fucking pompous ass. Get over yourself cockcheese.
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It was not my intent. However, the truth in my words remain - which is the reason I don't click on your posts.
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I envision you being a broke, lanky sad case of a man who's only real talent lies in posturing.
Those authors you 'don't care for' could very well have developed since you last viewed them. They very well may have posted something that hits close to home for you, or even involves something or someone you're familiar with or can relate to.
But ... your unfounded elitism precludes you from being able to even notice. Why? Because you're too busy refining your pomposity and exuding such a putrid affectation to even notice.
Fuck off, dude. For real.
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2006-10-19 10:43:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-18 17:59:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2006-10-18 17:18:36 (#)
Ranking: 0
The authors that I like - I visit your posts and often times leave a comment.
Those that I do not care for, I don't bother with reading.
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What a fucking pompous ass. Get over yourself cockcheese.
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It was not my intent. However, the truth in my words remain - which is the reason I don't click on your posts.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-10-18 23:26:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Clearly, I win.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-10-18 23:19:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BEST OVERALL POSTER - snark
BEST FICTION WRITER - jack mcallum
BEST NON-FICTION WRITER - allyjeans
BEST SERIES - brdn_nkd's cardboard box series
BEST IN POETRY - goferforhire
BEST IN HUMOR - highvoltage (dear orc ears indeed)
BEST IN ACTION/ADVENTURE - nath
BEST IN REALISM - inion
BEST IN SCIFI/FANTASY - grim
BEST IN HORROR - kaos king
BEST IN RANTS - ttom
BEST IN UBER RELATED - axolotl
BEST IN GRAPHICS - spooner
MOST MISSED ACTUAL POSTER - hollywood psycho. Whoever that was.
MOST MISSED ALTER - amorphous
MOST NASTY COMMENTS - sphag, shlongy
MOST SINCERE COMMENTS - circe. i've gotten decent criticism from her.
MOST BIZARRE COMMENTS - fungah. Flat out most bizarre.
RABBIT OR EMU? - rabbit
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-10-18 19:53:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Gasmo, your knowledge of the language precludes jugdement of your age. You use words
I know, but ones that are unknown by the majority of people your own age. Must be the
sign of a good edjumacashun.....
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-18 19:43:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-10-18 19:34:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-18 12:33:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
BEST IN POETRY - Bubba surprised the shit out of me here.
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Pfffttt!! Pay no attention to that old man behind the curtain.
I can count syllables and rhyme words, but that is the extent of
my ability as a poet. Orgasmatron is the guy you need to call....
That is, if you want to listen to a fuckin' child....
BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHHAAAAA!!
(sorry, Gasmo, I couldn't resist...)
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It's all good. I know I'm the babe to your codger.
I'm curious how old I 'sound' in some of my posts.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-10-18 19:34:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-18 12:33:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
BEST IN POETRY - Bubba surprised the shit out of me here.
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Pfffttt!! Pay no attention to that old man behind the curtain.
I can count syllables and rhyme words, but that is the extent of
my ability as a poet. Orgasmatron is the guy you need to call....
That is, if you want to listen to a fuckin' child....
BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHHAAAAA!!
(sorry, Gasmo, I couldn't resist...)
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-10-18 18:18:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
RABBIT OR EMU? - Emu
thank you Kaos!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-18 18:16:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-10-18 15:37:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
I lose track of who is whom and will end up leaving off someone.
I would also like to take this time to announce that my main motivator for going to the gym today is that I have new shower gel that is supposed to combine with the mist from the shower to envelop me in lush citrus aromatherapy.
that's all I have to share
That and I somehow managed to get on two different big ass projects at work and am swamped.
never fear, the citrus aromatherapy will wash away all the stress of
-oh damn my query finished running and I must away
WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT ANYONE- AND THIS INCLUDES YOUR POOR, SORRY-SACK OF A PRESUMABLY, SEMI-SUICIDAL HUSBAND- WOULD BE INTERESTED IN ANY OF THIS?
Shut the fuck up...for just 5 minutes.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-18 17:59:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2006-10-18 17:18:36 (#)
Ranking: 0
The authors that I like - I visit your posts and often times leave a comment.
Those that I do not care for, I don't bother with reading.
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What a fucking pompous ass. Get over yourself cockcheese.
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2006-10-18 17:18:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
While it would be flattering to receive any type of nod my way, I do have to admit that this has been done over and OVER again.
The authors that I like - I visit your posts and often times leave a comment.
Those that I do not care for, I don't bother with reading. My time is valuable to me.
I would not have visited this post were it not for your previous offerings.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-10-18 15:37:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I lose track of who is whom and will end up leaving off someone.
I would also like to take this time to announce that my main motivator for going to the gym today is that I have new shower gel that is supposed to combine with the mist from the shower to envelop me in lush citrus aromatherapy.
that's all I have to share
That and I somehow managed to get on two different big ass projects at work and am swamped.
never fear, the citrus aromatherapy will wash away all the stress of
-oh damn my query finished running and I must away
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-18 15:35:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-10-18 15:14:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-18 12:33:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
WORST POSTER EVAR- ghola
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I H'ATEEE you.
I will throw you from a roof top where cats will devour your body.
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If the cats are on the roof ...
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-10-18 15:14:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-18 12:33:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
WORST POSTER EVAR- ghola
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I H'ATEEE you.
I will throw you from a roof top where cats will devour your body.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-10-18 14:41:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I remember when people used to vote for me on these.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-18 14:16:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MOST HOT REVIEWS - Sacrilicious
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-10-18 14:08:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
BEST OVERALL POSTER - Circe
BEST FICTION WRITER - Shandy when he tries
BEST NON-FICTION WRITER - Pentameter
BEST SERIES - Carlos something- by BigMike
BEST IN POETRY - Orgasmatron
BEST IN HUMOR - Adam
BEST IN ACTION/ADVENTURE -
BEST IN REALISM -
BEST IN SCIFI/FANTASY -
BEST IN HORROR -
BEST IN POLITICS - ETS
BEST IN RANTS -Loki
BEST IN UBER RELATED - Method
BEST IN GRAPHICS - Electro
WORST POSTER EVAR-
MOST MISSED ACTUAL POSTER - Adam
MOST MISSED ALTER - Michael Jackson
MOST HATED ALTER -
MOST LIKELY TO RISE TO MVA -
MOST LIKELY TO FALL OFF MVA -
MOST NASTY COMMENTS -
MOST SINCERE COMMENTS -
MOST BIZARRE COMMENTS -
MOST LIKELY TO LOSE RATINGS NEXT -
MOST UBER OBSESSED - Method
MOST RIDICULOUS SITUATION ON UBER - Growing family
RABBIT OR EMU? - rabbit
TUBGIRL, LEMONPARTY, OR GOATSE? - gaotgirlparty
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-10-18 13:51:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
MOST MISSED ACTUAL POSTER - Grimm (remember 'The Dude Upstairs'?)
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Wish he'd come back.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-18 13:41:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Just a warning...if Shlongy doesn't start getting some more votes, he's leaving.
Don't allow that to happen, kids.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-18 13:27:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BEST OVERALL POSTER - ForensicGirl
(sorry Bonnie, stupid cut 'n' paste)
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-10-18 13:26:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BEST OVERALL POSTER - Circe
BEST FICTION WRITER - Bickerstaff
BEST NON-FICTION WRITER - Circe
BEST SERIES - Getting my Ass Kicked...
BEST IN POETRY -
BEST IN HUMOR - GLALL/Stevie
BEST IN ACTION/ADVENTURE - Bickerstaff
BEST IN REALISM - Circe / Spike Goddess
BEST IN SCIFI/FANTASY - Coyote, no contest.
BEST IN HORROR - Bigmike
BEST IN POLITICS -
BEST IN RANTS - ETS
BEST IN UBER RELATED - Thorpe / Adam
BEST IN GRAPHICS -
WORST POSTER EVAR-
MOST MISSED ACTUAL POSTER - Circe
MOST MISSED ALTER - Daniel Jaines (sp?)
MOST HATED ALTER -
MOST LIKELY TO RISE TO MVA -
MOST LIKELY TO FALL OFF MVA -
MOST NASTY COMMENTS -
MOST SINCERE COMMENTS -
MOST BIZARRE COMMENTS -
MOST LIKELY TO LOSE RATINGS NEXT -
MOST UBER OBSESSED -
MOST RIDICULOUS SITUATION ON UBER -
RABBIT OR EMU? -
TUBGIRL, LEMONPARTY, OR GOATSE? -
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-18 13:26:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BEST FICTION WRITER - JackMcCallum
BEST NON-FICTION WRITER - AllyJeans/Grimm
BEST SERIES - Axolotl's 38 part masterpiece on the bowel movements of fictional Central European dictators/JMGs J-Date
BEST IN POETRY - O-tron
BEST IN HUMOR - Shandy (very rarely)
BEST IN ACTION/ADVENTURE - jack11058
BEST IN REALISM - BigMike
BEST IN SCIFI/FANTASY - Coyote
BEST IN HORROR - kaos
BEST IN POLITICS - none, they all suck
BEST IN RANTS - Inion
BEST IN UBER RELATED - TTOM
BEST IN GRAPHICS - Electro
WORST POSTER EVAR- GeorgeMichaels and his Dipshit Alter Fun-Pack
MOST MISSED ACTUAL POSTER - Grimm (remember 'The Dude Upstairs'?)
MOST MISSED ALTER - MichaelJackson/JewToast
MOST HATED ALTER - all of them
MOST LIKELY TO RISE TO MVA - n00b
MOST LIKELY TO FALL OFF MVA - some old timer
MOST NASTY COMMENTS - Caul
MOST SINCERE COMMENTS - TigerLilly
MOST BIZARRE COMMENTS - usually me, Berty does good as well.
MOST LIKELY TO LOSE RATINGS NEXT - I could have told you this for sure last week, but I don't know now
MOST UBER OBSESSED - check the UberBoard
MOST RIDICULOUS SITUATION ON UBER - none, we live for all that shit and you know it
RABBIT OR EMU? - rabbit
TUBGIRL, LEMONPARTY, OR GOATSE? - tubgirl!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-10-18 13:21:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Firstly;
"MOST NASTY COMMENTS - I have a few names and I'd like each of them to die head down in a vat of battery acid while I watch and masterbate to their agony."
I hope you were thinking of me when you wrote this, princess.
Secondly;
Some tard said I was the most hated alter. What a waste of a vote...
Thirdly;
I forgot about JGreening when I was filling this out and now I'm kicking myself
Lastly;
Honourable mention to Shitfuck. That guy cracks me up.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-10-18 13:08:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
BEST OVERALL POSTER - Fuckface
BEST FICTION WRITER - Kre8rix
BEST NON-FICTION WRITER - Caulaincourt
BEST SERIES - Fuck you
BEST IN POETRY - Poetry is gay
BEST IN HUMOR - Mairano
BEST IN ACTION/ADVENTURE - No-one
BEST IN REALISM - Nobody
BEST IN SCIFI/FANTASY - Nope
BEST IN HORROR - Kre8rix
BEST IN POLITICS - Fuck off
BEST IN RANTS - AdamDidit2u
BEST IN UBER RELATED - What a lame subject
BEST IN GRAPHICS - FTW!
WORST POSTER EVAR- Sphagnum
MOST MISSED ACTUAL POSTER - WhatTheHell
MOST MISSED ALTER - MrHappyPants
MOST HATED ALTER - Tom Sorrell
MOST LIKELY TO RISE TO MVA - Some retard with no life (JonnyX springs to mind)
MOST LIKELY TO FALL OFF MVA - KaiTheFag... Oh, that already happened.
MOST NASTY COMMENTS - Who cares
MOST SINCERE COMMENTS - Never seen one
MOST BIZARRE COMMENTS - Tigerlily. She is clearly retarded.
MOST LIKELY TO LOSE RATINGS NEXT - Everybody
MOST UBER OBSESSED - too many to mention
MOST RIDICULOUS SITUATION ON UBER - The fact that idiots like you are allowed to post
RABBIT OR EMU? - Reem You
TUBGIRL, LEMONPARTY, OR GOATSE? - Menage a trois
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-18 13:08:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm adding names to my notebook that has been duct taped, drawn, sewed together, and pictures pasted on of the girls whose picture I took while standing outside their window....
*Scribbles Matt and O-tron*
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-18 12:33:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BEST OVERALL POSTER - ask me every day and you'd get a new answer each time most likely. not going to choose.
BEST FICTION WRITER - Bickerstaff i guess. so many others are top notch though. Snark, McCallum, thecaes (where the hell did he get off to?), domenad
BEST NON-FICTION WRITER - me
BEST SERIES - getting my ass kicked
BEST IN POETRY - Bubba surprised the shit out of me here.
BEST IN HUMOR - i make myself laugh an awful lot. so do the antics of the sweaty Greek we all know and love. fuck that though, i'm better than him. me. definitely me.
BEST IN ACTION/ADVENTURE - jack11058
BEST IN REALISM - ??
BEST IN SCIFI/FANTASY - no clue whatsoever
BEST IN HORROR - kaos i guess. hard call here. BigMike is also pretty badass.
BEST IN POLITICS - those who stay away from them
BEST IN RANTS - katy's inaugural post still makes me laugh
BEST IN UBER RELATED - TToM
BEST IN GRAPHICS - ?
WORST POSTER EVAR- ghola
MOST MISSED ACTUAL POSTER - ?
MOST MISSED ALTER - don't care
MOST HATED ALTER - don't care
MOST LIKELY TO RISE TO MVA - The Ric Flairs have assured that it will be Orgasmatron. All hail the Flairs.
MOST LIKELY TO FALL OFF MVA - I don't know. Who is on the bottom?
MOST NASTY COMMENTS - internet tough guys # 1 - 29000 are all so very very mean. i am impressed as much by their vitriolic comments as i am by their massive genitalia. really. if you lined up all the dicks on uber, maybe 26000 guys out of that 29000, i'd say you'd have a cock that stretched a good ten miles. simon throws the average off a teeeeeeny bit, but what the hell.
MOST SINCERE COMMENTS - Lishy, Merlina, Filthy maybe...some others. the chicks here are much more honest than than the guys.
MOST BIZARRE COMMENTS - pfffft. if any of you were half as 'crazy' as you think you are....you're a bunch of vanilla fucks. that is all.
MOST LIKELY TO LOSE RATINGS NEXT - hopefully me.
MOST UBER OBSESSED - Too many creeps tied for this one.
MOST RIDICULOUS SITUATION ON UBER - Growingfamily was hilarious
RABBIT OR EMU? - I am a solid Rabbit man.
TUBGIRL, LEMONPARTY, OR GOATSE? - No thanks.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-18 11:14:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Who does Method have to blow for Shlongy to get more votes?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-10-18 11:01:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
MOST SPOT ON REVIEW:
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-10-18 06:15:34 (#)
Ranking: -2
BIGGEST FUCKING WASTE OF TIME - This.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-18 11:00:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-18 09:09:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
Mine
And I can put my legs behind my head
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-18 08:56:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
Whose pussy do I have to eat to get some more votes around here?
This "exchange" would have been even more comical if it wasn't so true.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-18 09:58:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-10-18 02:11:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
Can't I just vote that everyone has a nice time?
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I love this guy.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-10-18 09:52:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Kaos APW today? Booooo
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-10-18 09:44:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
shut up you stinky asian cunt.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-18 09:24:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
can i have most nasty comments? both in sexual and vindictive nature. i'd just like something :(
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-18 09:09:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mine
And I can put my legs behind my head
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-18 08:56:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Whose pussy do I have to eat to get some more votes around here?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-10-18 08:47:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's that time AGAIN? Geesh.
BEST OVERALL POSTER - stevie_says
BEST FICTION WRITER - Jack_McCallum
BEST NON-FICTION WRITER - ETS
BEST SERIES - strwbryfanatic's SPT animal series
BEST IN POETRY - Orgasmatron (duh)
BEST IN HUMOR - bart
BEST IN ACTION/ADVENTURE - Funny_As_Cancer
BEST IN REALISM - Stagger_Lee
BEST IN SCIFI/FANTASY - Kaos-King
BEST IN HORROR - Forensic Girl
BEST IN POLITICS - rob_berg
BEST IN RANTS - MeTHod
BEST IN UBER RELATED - CaptainThorns
BEST IN GRAPHICS - TTOM
WORST POSTER EVAR - Sphagnum
MOST MISSED ACTUAL POSTER - Munkeypants
MOST MISSED ALTER - Amorphous
MOST HATED ALTER - Wiggles
MOST LIKELY TO RISE TO MVA - Orgasmatron
MOST LIKELY TO FALL OFF MVA - Rizzo
MOST NASTY COMMENTS - PFF
MOST SINCERE COMMENTS - Merlina
MOST BIZARRE COMMENTS - JonnyX
MOST LIKELY TO LOSE RATINGS NEXT - UnderOathMeal
MOST UBER OBSESSED - Maltese
MOST RIDICULOUS SITUATION ON UBER - Anything regarding Urbane
RABBIT OR EMU? - Manatee
TUBGIRL, LEMONPARTY, OR GOATSE? - Go ask Shlongy, his parents invented all three.
Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2006-10-18 07:59:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BEST OVERALL POSTER - VERMIN!!!!
BEST FICTION WRITER - Snark
BEST NON-FICTION WRITER - VERMIN!!!!
BEST SERIES - Electro's flash adventures
BEST IN POETRY -
BEST IN HUMOR - VERMIN!!!!
BEST IN ACTION/ADVENTURE - Jack115093784
BEST IN REALISM -
BEST IN SCIFI/FANTASY -
BEST IN HORROR -
BEST IN POLITICS - ETS
BEST IN RANTS - ETS
BEST IN UBER RELATED - Method
BEST IN GRAPHICS - Habeeb
WORST POSTER EVAR-
MOST MISSED ACTUAL POSTER -
MOST MISSED ALTER -
MOST HATED ALTER -
MOST LIKELY TO RISE TO MVA -
MOST LIKELY TO FALL OFF MVA -
MOST NASTY COMMENTS - Caul
MOST SINCERE COMMENTS - Shlongy
MOST BIZARRE COMMENTS -
MOST LIKELY TO LOSE RATINGS NEXT - Oathmeal
MOST UBER OBSESSED - JGreening. Every fucking comment he makes has something to do with Uber or alters. See a reply pointing out the alters in a particular post or an insult relating to alters? Yep, Greening. http://www.ubersite.com/m/84935
MOST RIDICULOUS SITUATION ON UBER -Growingfamily
RABBIT OR EMU? - Rabbit
TUBGIRL, LEMONPARTY, OR GOATSE? - Goatse
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-10-18 07:50:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
BEST OVERALL POSTER - TTOM
BEST SERIES - AsI Lay Dying
BEST IN POETRY - Any question? Orgasmatrom
BEST IN ACTION/ADVENTURE - HighVoltage
BEST IN POLITICS - *sigh* ETS
BEST IN RANTS - Well, that would be me, Foolproof
BEST IN UBER RELATED - Fuck, who wrote the Super Hero Uber story?
BEST IN GRAPHICS - TTOM
WORST POSTER EVAR- Disko (remeber him?)
MOST MISSED ACTUAL POSTER - MistressFist
MOST MISSED ALTER - Barometer (he was mine)
MOST LIKELY TO FALL OFF MVA -
MOST NASTY COMMENTS - Caul
MOST SINCERE COMMENTS - Davros
MOST BIZARRE COMMENTS - Shlongy
MOST LIKELY TO LOSE RATINGS NEXT - UnderOathMeal
MOST UBER OBSESSED - UnderOathMeal
MOST RIDICULOUS SITUATION ON UBER - The URMY_bitch Debacle OR the Caul/Tigerlilly fight
RABBIT OR EMU? - FUCKIN' EMU, BABY!
TUBGIRL, LEMONPARTY, OR GOATSE? - Goatse
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-10-18 06:15:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
BIGGEST FUCKING WASTE OF TIME - This.
Submitted by Boon (user info) at 2006-10-18 03:34:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
TUBGIRL, LEMONPARTY, OR GOATSE? -Goaste
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-10-18 02:11:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Can't I just vote that everyone has a nice time?
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2006-10-18 02:08:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
BEST OVERALL POSTER - Circe
BEST FICTION WRITER - Snark
BEST NON-FICTION WRITER - Circe
BEST SERIES - "Getting my ass kicked in...", Bickerstaff
BEST IN POETRY - Orgasmatron
BEST IN HUMOR - stevie_says
BEST IN ACTION/ADVENTURE - McCallum
BEST IN REALISM - you mean, "realistic fiction"?
BEST IN SCIFI/FANTASY - Axolotl
BEST IN HORROR - BigMike
BEST IN POLITICS - ETS before fall, 2005.
BEST IN RANTS - shandy
BEST IN UBER RELATED - "The Boobs of Über", Circe
BEST IN GRAPHICS -
WORST POSTER EVAR- Maltese
MOST MISSED ACTUAL POSTER - LadyPlural
MOST MISSED ALTER - Jewtoast
MOST HATED ALTER - 18,000-way tie.
MOST LIKELY TO RISE TO MVA - whoever's closest and posts a lot.
MOST LIKELY TO FALL OFF MVA - whoever's lowest and doesn't.
MOST NASTY COMMENTS - professorfuckface
MOST SINCERE COMMENTS - shandy
MOST BIZARRE COMMENTS -
MOST LIKELY TO LOSE RATINGS NEXT -
MOST UBER OBSESSED -
MOST RIDICULOUS SITUATION ON UBER - the whole thing
RABBIT OR EMU? -
TUBGIRL, LEMONPARTY, OR GOATSE? -
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-10-18 02:02:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MOST LIKELY TO NOT RECIEVE A SINGLE VOTE DESPITE THE FACT HE'S BEEN A REGULAR HERE FOR 4 FUCKING YEARS - Beer_bong
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-18 01:52:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sacrilicious and SpecialK..you both think I'm nice?
MWAHAHAHAH
I've got you all fooled.
Just kidding.
Wanna make out?
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-10-18 01:28:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
BEST OVERALL POSTER - Snark
BEST FICTION WRITER - Bickerstaff
BEST NON-FICTION WRITER - ETS
BEST SERIES - "Project Centaur" by Coyote
BEST IN POETRY - B2D
BEST IN HUMOR - AllyJeans
BEST IN ACTION/ADVENTURE - Bickerstaff
BEST IN REALISM - FilthyAssistant
BEST IN SCIFI/FANTASY - Coyote
BEST IN HORROR - Snark
BEST IN POLITICS - ETS
BEST IN RANTS - Shandythedog
BEST IN UBER RELATED - Method
BEST IN GRAPHICS -
WORST POSTER EVAR- D-Prime
MOST MISSED ACTUAL POSTER - SausageKing
MOST MISSED ALTER -
MOST HATED ALTER -
MOST LIKELY TO RISE TO MVA -
MOST LIKELY TO FALL OFF MVA -
MOST NASTY COMMENTS - Caulaincourt
MOST SINCERE COMMENTS - BigMike
MOST BIZARRE COMMENTS - EbolaMay
MOST LIKELY TO LOSE RATINGS NEXT - Oathmeal's alters
MOST UBER OBSESSED - UnderOathMeal
MOST RIDICULOUS SITUATION ON UBER - Anything involving Urbane Mischief, ever.
RABBIT OR EMU? -
TUBGIRL, LEMONPARTY, OR GOATSE? -
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-10-18 01:09:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BEST OVERALL POSTER - TTOM
BEST FICTION WRITER - McCallum
BEST IN POETRY - Orgasmatron
BEST IN HUMOR - Blitzkreig Bob
BEST IN SCIFI/FANTASY - Bickerstaff
BEST IN POLITICS - ETS
BEST IN UBER RELATED - Maltese
BEST IN GRAPHICS - Kaos King
WORST POSTER EVAR- 2004_Dreaming
MOST LIKELY TO RISE TO MVA - TTOM
MOST SINCERE COMMENTS - Merlina
MOST BIZARRE COMMENTS - Schlongy
MOST LIKELY TO LOSE RATINGS NEXT - The Darkness From Above
MOST UBER OBSESSED - Oathmeal
MOST RIDICULOUS SITUATION ON UBER - GrowingFamily
RABBIT OR EMU? - Emu
TUBGIRL, LEMONPARTY, OR GOATSE? - Dont make me choose.
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-10-18 00:52:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
We should hold one of these on a daily basis. It's healthy to masturbate regularly.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-10-17 23:45:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
All of these categories can be answered with a simple equation:
The_Cyst_Master
and Urbane's meat wallet.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-10-17 23:32:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-17 23:30:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-10-17 23:27:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
MOST MISSED ALTER - Amorphous
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He was my first thought.
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Bart refuses to reverify him...;(
Or any of my other alters. Fucking Bart.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-10-17 23:31:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My heart is warmed. I jabbed a gas lighter into my rib cage.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-17 23:30:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-10-17 23:27:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
MOST MISSED ALTER - Amorphous
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He was my first thought.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-10-17 23:27:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BEST OVERALL POSTER -The one of Farrah Fawcett I had hanging up in my room when I was a teenager.
BEST FICTION WRITER - Fucking Jack McCallum, you bastard. I hate you.
BEST NON-FICTION WRITER - Who knows?
BEST SERIES - T.M.I.
BEST IN POETRY - Orgasmatron
BEST IN HUMOR - Jimbo
BEST IN ACTION/ADVENTURE - The Jack with all the numbers after his name.
BEST IN REALISM - Shitfuck
BEST IN SCIFI/FANTASY - kaos king
BEST IN HORROR - Snark
BEST IN POLITICS - Razor
BEST IN RANTS - Who cares, don't read them.
BEST IN UBER RELATED - Bart
BEST IN GRAPHICS - Loren
WORST POSTER EVAR- All new shitheads who thinks they can post 10 messages a day, like it means something.
MOST MISSED ACTUAL POSTER - Loren
MOST MISSED ALTER - Fuck 'em
MOST HATED ALTER - All of them, even my own.
MOST LIKELY TO RISE TO MVA - kaos king
MOST LIKELY TO FALL OFF MVA - Me
MOST NASTY COMMENTS - apollo
MOST SINCERE COMMENTS - Too many
MOST BIZARRE COMMENTS - PFF
MOST LIKELY TO LOSE RATINGS NEXT - No idea.
MOST UBER OBSESSED - Bart
MOST RIDICULOUS SITUATION ON UBER - Vagina
RABBIT OR EMU? - Niether
TUBGIRL, LEMONPARTY, OR GOATSE? - You're kidding, right?
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-10-17 23:27:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BEST OVERALL POSTER - Method
BEST FICTION WRITER - Jack_McCallum
BEST NON-FICTION WRITER - Saxon
BEST SERIES - After the Pandemic, TheCaes
BEST IN POETRY - Orgasmatron
BEST IN HUMOR - Fungah
BEST IN ACTION/ADVENTURE - Jack McCallum
BEST IN REALISM - Jack_McCallum
BEST IN SCIFI/FANTASY - Kaos-King
BEST IN HORROR - Kaos-King
BEST IN POLITICS - Hate to say it, but ETS
BEST IN RANTS - DangerRanger
BEST IN UBER RELATED - Method
BEST IN GRAPHICS - Forthewin
WORST POSTER EVAR - Maltese
MOST MISSED ACTUAL POSTER - IndianOcean
MOST MISSED ALTER - Amorphous
MOST HATED ALTER - All of Oathmeal's
MOST LIKELY TO RISE TO MVA - Orgasmatron
MOST LIKELY TO FALL OFF MVA - Comicbookguy
MOST NASTY COMMENTS - Professorfuckface
MOST SINCERE COMMENTS - Caulaincourt
MOST BIZARRE COMMENTS - Caulaincourt
MOST LIKELY TO LOSE RATINGS NEXT - Oathmeal
MOST UBER OBSESSED - Maltese
MOST RIDICULOUS SITUATION ON UBER - Bizarre fight between Tigerlily and Caulaincourt
RABBIT OR EMU? - Rabbit
TUBGIRL, LEMONPARTY, OR GOATSE? - Classic Goatse
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-10-17 23:23:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BEST OVERALL POSTER - comicbookguy
BEST FICTION WRITER - Jack McCallum
BEST NON-FICTION WRITER - badassmofo
BEST SERIES - After the Pandemic: Genocide , by Axolotl
BEST IN POETRY - Orgasmatron
BEST IN HUMOR - Stevie Says
BEST IN ACTION/ADVENTURE - Jack McCallum
BEST IN REALISM - kaos-king (stuff makes me get jitters, i guess that counts as realism)
BEST IN SCIFI/FANTASY - Axolotl
BEST IN HORROR - kaos-king
BEST IN POLITICS - Jack McCallum
BEST IN RANTS - Foolproof
BEST IN UBER RELATED - JonnyX
BEST IN GRAPHICS - TTOM
WORST POSTER EVAR- http://www.ubersite.com/m/77975
MOST MISSED ACTUAL POSTER - comicbookguy
MOST MISSED ALTER - Earl Scruggs
MOST HATED ALTER - Sphagnum
MOST LIKELY TO RISE TO MVA - Orgasmatron
MOST LIKELY TO FALL OFF MVA - comicbookguy
MOST NASTY COMMENTS - Shlongy
MOST SINCERE COMMENTS - Jeanneee
MOST BIZARRE COMMENTS - Electro
MOST LIKELY TO LOSE RATINGS NEXT - Oathmeal
MOST UBER OBSESSED - Oathmeal
MOST RIDICULOUS SITUATION ON UBER - UNCOOL BANNING OFFENSE (oath and JonnyX)
RABBIT OR EMU? - Raabbit ftw
TUBGIRL, LEMONPARTY, OR GOATSE? - tubgirl
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-17 23:16:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-10-17 22:55:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
Looks like Maltese is going to win the coveted "MOST OBSESSED" award.
--
Not if jgreening has anything to do about it.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-17 23:09:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2006-10-17 22:00:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-17 21:54:31 (#)
Ranking: 0
Ducky- aren't you that chick that looks like a boy? I seem to recall that.
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FROWNS.
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*drums fingers...*
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-17 23:01:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I vote for me to watch forensicgirl "masterbate to their agony".
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-10-17 22:55:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Looks like Maltese is going to win the coveted "MOST OBSESSED" award.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-10-17 22:55:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
BEST OVERALL POSTER - subjective
BEST FICTION WRITER - subjective
BEST NON-FICTION WRITER - subjective
BEST SERIES - subjective
BEST IN POETRY - subjective
BEST IN HUMOR - subjective
BEST IN ACTION/ADVENTURE - subjective
BEST IN REALISM - subjective
BEST IN SCIFI/FANTASY - subjective
BEST IN HORROR - subjective
BEST IN POLITICS - subjective
BEST IN RANTS - subjective
BEST IN UBER RELATED - what the fuck is this category anyway?!
BEST IN GRAPHICS - subjective
WORST POSTER EVAR- subjective
MOST MISSED ACTUAL POSTER - SAXON
MOST MISSED ALTER - none. whoever has an alter needs to be shot in the nads because they are nothing but a punch of pussies who aren't man/woman enough to say shit under their own names so fuck them!
MOST HATED ALTER - all of them
MOST LIKELY TO RISE TO MVA - some needy bastard. of that you can be sure.
MOST LIKELY TO FALL OFF MVA - oooooh! nah, too easy.
MOST NASTY COMMENTS - I have a few names and I'd like each of them to die head down in a vat of battery acid while I watch and masterbate to their agony.
MOST SINCERE COMMENTS - subjective
MOST BIZARRE COMMENTS - subjective
MOST LIKELY TO LOSE RATINGS NEXT - they probably deserve it anyway
MOST UBER OBSESSED - won't name them because that's what they want/crave.
MOST RIDICULOUS SITUATION ON UBER - every single day
RABBIT OR EMU? - I like the scared kitty better than those two.
TUBGIRL, LEMONPARTY, OR GOATSE? - NONE. I'm sick of all three of them. I hope the idiots behind the web publishing of those images dies from AIDS.
cock wankery abounds
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-17 22:52:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Speaking of music...hit this and turn up your speakers...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGkFnK-_qj0
(It's music- not some emo chick talking about cutting herself.)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-17 22:50:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, I can't complain about "write-in" votes, now can I?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-17 22:28:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BEST OVERALL POSTER - Average_Dan
BEST FICTION WRITER - Snark
BEST NON-FICTION WRITER - bart
BEST SERIES - After the Pandemic
BEST IN POETRY - paulblakeford..........ok not really, my vote's for Circe
BEST IN HUMOR - steve's house of whatever he's serving these days
BEST IN ACTION/ADVENTURE - Nath
BEST IN REALISM - ghola
BEST IN SCIFI/FANTASY - Jack_McCallum
BEST IN HORROR - BigMike
BEST IN POLITICS - rob_berg
BEST IN RANTS - the Caul/TigerLilly slap fights
BEST IN UBER RELATED - TTOM
BEST IN GRAPHICS - ChristPuncher/Habeeb "Hot Pants" Thomas
WORST POSTER EVAR - CarolRichards
MOST MISSED ACTUAL POSTER - Jimbo
MOST MISSED ALTER - BRIAN_BLESSED
MOST HATED ALTER - FatTony
MOST LIKELY TO RISE TO MVA - Axolotl
MOST LIKELY TO FALL OFF MVA - comicbookguy
MOST NASTY COMMENTS - Caulaincort
MOST SINCERE COMMENTS - Merlina
MOST BIZARRE COMMENTS - Fungah
MOST LIKELY TO LOSE RATINGS NEXT - scourge, though he'll get permanent +2s instead of 0s
MOST UBER OBSESSED - Maltese
MOST RIDICULOUS SITUATION ON UBER - 4-WAY TIE: Sicosemen's predatory ways revealed by scourge & co./the JonnyX and UOM to-do/the 'fag below' craze/bart's SS visit
RABBIT OR EMU? - Rabbit
TUBGIRL, LEMONPARTY, OR GOATSE? - Tubgirl
BONUS WRITE-INS -
BEST IN MUSIC: CaptainThorns
BEST REVIEWER: JonnyX
MOST ENTERTAINING REVIEWER: Shlongy
BIGGEST 'MO: Shlongy
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-10-17 22:11:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BEST OVERALL POSTER - Bickerstaff. Among regular posters, Orgasmatron
BEST FICTION WRITER - McCallum
BEST NON-FICTION WRITER - Jimbo
BEST SERIES - Bickerstaff's
BEST IN POETRY - paint it black. (Orgasmatron)
BEST IN HUMOR - TTOM
BEST IN ACTION/ADVENTURE - Nath
BEST IN REALISM - Habeeb
BEST IN SCIFI/FANTASY - ETS (that's not a jab at his politics...I'm serious)
BEST IN HORROR - kaos king
BEST IN POLITICS - rob_berg, even though i tend not to agree with him. hidden101 always posted top notch political stuff.
BEST IN RANTS - um, me. i wrote my favorite rant ever on this site.
BEST IN UBER RELATED - Method, apollo
BEST IN GRAPHICS - pff, ftw
WORST POSTER EVAR- WhatTheHell. Maltese. I hate both those motherfuckers. Maybe not hate, but dislike significantly, for sure.
MOST MISSED ACTUAL POSTER - j0andre1, Smurfs, SG the platypus master
MOST MISSED ALTER - Agent Smith
MOST HATED ALTER - I dont even care...
MOST LIKELY TO RISE TO MVA - bart. um, Orgasmatron.
MOST LIKELY TO FALL OFF MVA - tom sorrell
MOST NASTY COMMENTS - haha, AJ, because he catches you off guard.
MOST SINCERE COMMENTS - there are lots of these people. I think ETS lets it all hang out, for better or worse, the most among the uber celebs.
MOST BIZARRE COMMENTS - shitfuck, but they are brilliant nonetheless.
MOST LIKELY TO LOSE RATINGS NEXT - HotWillie.
MOST UBER OBSESSED - darko
MOST RIDICULOUS SITUATION ON UBER - GrowingFamily.org
RABBIT OR EMU? - rabbit
TUBGIRL, LEMONPARTY, OR GOATSE? - lemonparty grosses me out the least
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-10-17 22:09:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FUCK YOU IM OBSESSED?
im stalking your ass now.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-10-17 22:07:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-10-17 21:05:47 (#)
Ranking: 0
MOST BIZARRE COMMENTS - Bickerstaff
I've never seen a bickerstaff comment
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They're rarer than platinum, but very weird. Like;
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Submitted by Bickerstaff (user info) at 2005-02-19 19:43:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
So he's that guy, right? That fucking warrior poet
who sulks and struts at the same time, and knows he wants better
but has had his metaphorical ass kicked so hard and with such
alarming freaquency that, deep down in the only place that matters,
he don't feel like he deserves it.
But he stands taller and prouder, right? Even though you can see the
pinhole burns and the proshetic leg, and the scars from operations
that he hasn't had performed yet, but he will, brothers,
and mark my fucking words.
That cat who can tell you what ten bags goes for down in here in one breath
and why Hamelt waits in the other; you know, that fucking guy. I'd drink with him,
fight with him, and give him my last fin even though I know he'll shoot or smoke it.
But I'll kick his ass if he looks at my sister, and I'd expect him to do the same
to me, and you and I both know he would, and then we'd share a cab to the e.r.
That guy. The gods know we're brothers, and hate us for banding together
against them.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-17 22:04:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fag below.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-17 22:02:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I AM NOT OBSESSED WITH UBERSITE
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2006-10-17 22:00:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-17 21:54:31 (#)
Ranking: 0
Ducky- aren't you that chick that looks like a boy? I seem to recall that.
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FROWNS.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-17 22:00:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BEST IN POETRY -
How dare you legitimize poetry? DON'T YOU KNOW WHERE WE ARE???
Woobwoobwoobwoobwoobwoobwoobwoobwoobwoobwoobwoobwoobwoobwoobwoobwoobwoobwoobwoobwoobwoobwoob!!!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-17 21:59:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-17 21:36:05 (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck you, Sac. I'm not nice and I resent the implication that I am.
Unless you suck me off.
===
You have potential.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-17 21:55:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BEST OVERALL POSTER - UnderOathMeal
BEST FICTION WRITER - Jack McCallum/Kaos-King toss-up
BEST NON-FICTION WRITER - Ghola
BEST SERIES - Strwbryfanatic's SPT animal series
BEST IN POETRY - Orgasmatron
BEST IN HUMOR - TTOM
BEST IN ACTION/ADVENTURE -
BEST IN REALISM -
BEST IN SCIFI/FANTASY -
BEST IN HORROR - Kaos-King
BEST IN POLITICS - ETS
BEST IN RANTS -
BEST IN UBER RELATED - Habeeb
BEST IN GRAPHICS - Gibberish (oooooo...)
WORST POSTER EVAR- Mrs. Flibble
MOST MISSED ACTUAL POSTER - BoatPlank (Samo)
MOST MISSED ALTER - My last 5.
MOST HATED ALTER - LivEvil
MOST LIKELY TO RISE TO MVA - Maltese
MOST LIKELY TO FALL OFF MVA - comicbookguy
MOST NASTY COMMENTS - Method
MOST SINCERE COMMENTS - Rob Berg
MOST BIZARRE COMMENTS - Shlongy
MOST LIKELY TO LOSE RATINGS NEXT - UnderOathMeal
MOST UBER OBSESSED - jgreening
MOST RIDICULOUS SITUATION ON UBER -
RABBIT OR EMU? -
TUBGIRL, LEMONPARTY, OR GOATSE? -
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-17 21:54:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ducky- aren't you that chick that looks like a boy? I seem to recall that.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2006-10-17 21:49:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
BEST OVERALL POSTER - w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m
BEST FICTION WRITER - Stagger_Lee
BEST NON-FICTION WRITER - Rad1101
BEST SERIES - Spooner
BEST IN POETRY - Orgasmatron / Spikegoddess
BEST IN HUMOR - Sideburns
BEST IN ACTION/ADVENTURE - badassmofo
BEST IN REALISM - forensicgirl
BEST IN SCIFI/FANTASY - Jack McCallum
BEST IN HORROR - BigMike
BEST IN POLITICS - Loki
BEST IN RANTS - inion_de_trua http://www.ubersite.com/m/79661 ... awesome.
BEST IN UBER RELATED - Danger_Ranger
BEST IN GRAPHICS - gibberish
WORST POSTER EVAR- who cares
MOST MISSED ACTUAL POSTER - Comicbookguy / gibberish
MOST MISSED ALTER - ?
MOST HATED ALTER - who cares
MOST LIKELY TO RISE TO MVA - ?
MOST LIKELY TO FALL OFF MVA - comicbookguy
MOST NASTY COMMENTS - ?
MOST SINCERE COMMENTS - Merlina
MOST BIZARRE COMMENTS - Berty
MOST LIKELY TO LOSE RATINGS NEXT - ?
MOST UBER OBSESSED - Method
MOST RIDICULOUS SITUATION ON UBER - Urbane
RABBIT OR EMU? - Rabbit
TUBGIRL, LEMONPARTY, OR GOATSE? - No.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-10-17 21:36:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus.
In every category.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-17 21:36:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck you, Sac. I'm not nice and I resent the implication that I am.
Unless you suck me off.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-10-17 21:35:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
BEST OVERALL POSTER - Stevie
BEST FICTION WRITER -
BEST NON-FICTION WRITER -
BEST SERIES -
BEST IN POETRY - blarf
BEST IN HUMOR - Stevie
BEST IN ACTION/ADVENTURE -
BEST IN REALISM -
BEST IN SCIFI/FANTASY -
BEST IN HORROR -
BEST IN POLITICS - ETS
BEST IN RANTS - the guy who wrote the electro rant..Ingsoc?
BEST IN UBER RELATED - TTOM
BEST IN GRAPHICS - Habeeb
WORST POSTER EVAR- i dunno, but i'm up there with the worst of them
MOST MISSED ACTUAL POSTER - comicbookguy wrote some good shit
MOST MISSED ALTER - that german one
MOST HATED ALTER - paint it black or whatever
MOST LIKELY TO RISE TO MVA - Maltese
T LIKELY TO FALL OFF MVA - Rizzo
MOST NASTY COMMENTS - Caul
MOST SINCERE COMMENTS - Coley or Merlina..they both seem genuinely nice
MOST BIZARRE COMMENTS - Berty..I have no clue what he's saying half the time
MOST LIKELY TO LOSE RATINGS NEXT - darko will get his ratings back and then immediately lose them
MOST UBER OBSESSED - me, AND ALL OF YOU
MOST RIDICULOUS SITUATION ON UBER - Oatmeal..would someone just kill him already?
RABBIT OR EMU? - Rabbit
TUBGIRL, LEMONPARTY, OR GOATSE? - Goatse please
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-17 21:34:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BEST OVERALL POSTER - IT WOULD BE LIKE CHOOSING BETWEEN MY CHILDREN
BEST FICTION WRITER: I'm breaking it down:
SHORT FICTION - ghola
NOOB FICTION - goferforhire
OVERLOOKED FICTION - charminglybeef
VETERAN FICTION - Jack McCallum, BigMike
BEST NON-FICTION WRITER - scourgeoftheseas
BEST SERIES - Awkward Hand Turkey Theater
BEST IN POETRY - Orgasmatron
BEST IN HUMOR - stevie_says, Pentameter, Average_Dan, HighVoltage900
BEST IN ACTION/ADVENTURE - Stagger_Lee
BEST IN REALISM - Snark, Circe
BEST IN SCIFI/FANTASY - I don't read much of it
BEST IN HORROR - kaos-king, mockidol
BEST IN POLITICAL RANTS - ETS
BEST IN RANTS - loki, Habeeb
BEST IN UBER RELATED - TTOM
BEST IN GRAPHICS - redskieslookfake
WORST POSTER EVAR- Paul Blakeford
MOST MISSED ACTUAL POSTER - I miss Goose
MOST MISSED ALTER - The_Darkness_from_Above
MOST HATED ALTER - The_Darkness_from_Above
MOST LIKELY TO RISE TO MVA - Orgasmatron
MOST LIKELY TO FALL OFF MVA - Comicbookguy
MOST NASTY COMMENTS - Everyone's nice
MOST SINCERE COMMENTS - Merlina, Coley
MOST BIZARRE COMMENTS - Bizarre=favorite=JonnyX
MOST LIKELY TO LOSE RATINGS NEXT - not going to give them the attention
MOST UBER OBSESSED - Axolotl, in a good way
MOST RIDICULOUS SITUATION ON UBER - It's all ridiculous
RABBIT OR EMU? - EMU
TUBGIRL, LEMONPARTY, OR GOATSE? - Lemonparty
In the event you want to strangle me for multiple winnars, just pick the first one. Whatever.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-17 21:30:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Check that- make that TWO votes for "best in poetry".
And you assholes thought Shlongy was only a great reviewer...
I will kick Orgashomos ASS.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-10-17 21:29:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ouch. I do believe that actually hurt my feelings.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-17 21:27:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hold the phone- Shlongy's first vote for "Best in Poetry" has been cast...what an upset if I could beat that fagboy Orgasmo in this catagory.
I know why: http://www.ubersite.com/m/44437
Thanks AJ. When your head is dislodged from your ass, you have great taste in poets.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-17 21:25:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I never vote in these fucking things...I just COLLECT awards.
I'd vote all of you for "Biggest Fucking Loser" and for "Most ass kissing in a non-sex chat room internet site".
Let me know when I have to give my speech.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-10-17 21:18:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
TTOM voted for me as best Non-fiction writer? What the hell?
I mean...thanks, dude.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-17 21:17:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
If I don't get any votes my self esteem will be irreparably damaged.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-10-17 21:13:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
most bizarre comments? fuck that, i rule the shit like taco bell.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-10-17 21:09:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BEST OVERALL POSTER - Kaos or JMG OR _____
BEST FICTION WRITER - Kaos (best *new* fiction writer)
BEST NON-FICTION WRITER - Davros?
BEST SERIES - MY SPT SERIES THAT HAS BEEN DELAYED
BEST IN POETRY - Lisa posts poetry that gets a positive rating now, right?
BEST IN HUMOR - Method's shenannies
BEST IN ACTION/ADVENTURE - Don't know
BEST IN REALISM - Don't know
BEST IN SCIFI/FANTASY - Don't know
BEST IN HORROR - Kaos, duh.
BEST IN POLITICS - I laugh at ETS' political posts...not in a good way
BEST IN RANTS - JohnnyX had a good one yesterday, Inion's been known to have a good rant
BEST IN UBER RELATED - Method? He posts about Uber related things a bit
BEST IN GRAPHICS - Habeeb
WORST POSTER EVAR- I don't know
MOST MISSED ACTUAL POSTER - Smurfs
MOST MISSED ALTER - I don't know
MOST HATED ALTER - This week?
MOST LIKELY TO RISE TO MVA - Pentameter
MOST LIKELY TO FALL OFF MVA - Rizzo
MOST NASTY COMMENTS - There are many
MOST SINCERE COMMENTS - Goferforhire
MOST BIZARRE COMMENTS - Wardy
MOST LIKELY TO LOSE RATINGS NEXT - Oathy?
MOST UBER OBSESSED - Method
MOST RIDICULOUS SITUATION ON UBER - No comment
RABBIT OR EMU? - Emu
TUBGIRL, LEMONPARTY, OR GOATSE? - Lemonparty is the least sickening.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-10-17 21:06:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck. There are some awesome choices here I forgot about...
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-10-17 21:05:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
MOST BIZARRE COMMENTS - Bickerstaff
I've never seen a bickerstaff comment
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-10-17 21:01:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BEST OVERALL POSTER - Nath
BEST FICTION WRITER - Tough call...Ill have to say...Axolotl. Hes the most consistent Id say
BEST NON-FICTION WRITER - Me...no wait, the other me Strbryfanatic or however you spell it
BEST SERIES - I like Axoltol's new one "As I lay Dying"
BEST IN POETRY - Orgasmatron is the ONLY one who can do it
BEST IN HUMOR - Nath
BEST IN ACTION/ADVENTURE - ?
BEST IN REALISM - ?
BEST IN SCIFI/FANTASY - Whoever wrote the post apocalyptic thing for Ubermadness? Was it McCallum?
BEST IN HORROR - Kaos King (blatant suck up)
BEST IN POLITICS - No one
BEST IN RANTS - Who else? ETS
BEST IN UBER RELATED - Can I vote for me? No? Oh, then Tigerlilly
BEST IN GRAPHICS - Habeeb "wooooooo" Thomas
WORST POSTER EVAR- Anyone whos starts a post with "so I was..."
MOST MISSED ACTUAL POSTER - Comicbookguy
MOST MISSED ALTER - None
MOST HATED ALTER - All
MOST LIKELY TO RISE TO MVA - Kaos King
MOST LIKELY TO FALL OFF MVA - antluvdog
MOST NASTY COMMENTS - ETS for saying he wished I had died
MOST SINCERE COMMENTS - Shlongy. Oh he means it.
MOST BIZARRE COMMENTS - Berty makes me laugh
MOST LIKELY TO LOSE RATINGS NEXT -
MOST UBER OBSESSED - Probably me, actually
MOST RIDICULOUS SITUATION ON UBER - ETS and FAs marriage
RABBIT OR EMU? - Emu
TUBGIRL, LEMONPARTY, OR GOATSE? - Tough tough choice...Id have to say...Goatse
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-10-17 20:59:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Obvious entries meant to sway the voting, such as every choice marked as "Electrictoothsyndrome" will be ignored."
-The Death of Democracy-
Anyway;
BEST OVERALL POSTER - professorfuckface
BEST FICTION WRITER - GLALL
BEST NON-FICTION WRITER - Bickerstaff (i'm assuming it's non-fiction)
BEST SERIES - Bickerstaff's "Blah, blah, and getting whooped in blah" series
BEST IN POETRY - n/a
BEST IN HUMOR -
BEST IN ACTION/ADVENTURE -
BEST IN REALISM -
BEST IN SCIFI/FANTASY -
BEST IN HORROR -
BEST IN POLITICS - That Steven Durel guy, remember him?
BEST IN RANTS - GLALL
BEST IN UBER RELATED - Orgasmatron
BEST IN GRAPHICS - squattail/pff
WORST POSTER EVAR- Ha! Bitches.
MOST MISSED ACTUAL POSTER - Spiral Abraxis, Degreeless and Nerfherder
MOST MISSED ALTER - Jewtoast
MOST HATED ALTER - Method
MOST LIKELY TO RISE TO MVA - Maltese
MOST LIKELY TO FALL OFF MVA - Bart
MOST NASTY COMMENTS -
MOST SINCERE COMMENTS - GLALL
MOST BIZARRE COMMENTS - Bickerstaff
MOST LIKELY TO LOSE RATINGS NEXT - Oathmeal
MOST UBER OBSESSED - Method
MOST RIDICULOUS SITUATION ON UBER - Vagabond/Apollo "Here's Proof" debacle yesterday.
RABBIT OR EMU? - Emu
TUBGIRL, LEMONPARTY, OR GOATSE? - GOATSE, niggers!
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-10-17 20:59:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BEST OVERALL POSTER - Comicbookguy
BEST FICTION WRITER - Jack McCallum
BEST NON-FICTION WRITER - JoeyG
BEST SERIES - Sideburns' Old Home Movies Series
BEST IN POETRY - Orgasmatron (obviously)
BEST IN HUMOR - JoeyG
BEST IN ACTION/ADVENTURE - Jack McCallum
BEST IN REALISM - JoeyG
BEST IN SCIFI/FANTASY - Jack McCallum
BEST IN HORROR - Jack McCallum
BEST IN POLITICS - Electrictoothsyndrome
BEST IN RANTS - Fungah
BEST IN UBER RELATED - Method
BEST IN GRAPHICS - forthewin
WORST POSTER EVAR - PoloboiGC
MOST MISSED ACTUAL POSTER - Timecop
MOST MISSED ALTER - immygirl1
MOST HATED ALTER - PoloboiGC
MOST LIKELY TO RISE TO MVA - Shandythedog
MOST LIKELY TO FALL OFF MVA - Comicbookguy
MOST NASTY COMMENTS - Shlongy
MOST SINCERE COMMENTS - Kaelic
MOST BIZARRE COMMENTS - Habeeb
MOST LIKELY TO LOSE RATINGS NEXT - Shlongy
MOST UBER OBSESSED - Shlongy
MOST RIDICULOUS SITUATION ON UBER - The backlash against Hannah
RABBIT OR EMU? - Rabbit
TUBGIRL, LEMONPARTY, OR GOATSE? - Tubgirl
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-10-17 20:49:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If I ever get my ratings back, I could see me losing them again shortly therafter. But in case bart is reading this, if I get my ratings back, I will be the most fair and accurate rater ever.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-10-17 20:47:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
BEST OVERALL POSTER - Stagger_Lee
BEST FICTION WRITER - charminglybeef
BEST NON-FICTION WRITER - kaos king
BEST SERIES - CystMaster's Shitfuck and CystMaster adventure series
BEST IN POETRY - Shlongy
BEST IN HUMOR - JoeyG
BEST IN ACTION/ADVENTURE - umm...
BEST IN REALISM - Pentameter
BEST IN SCIFI/FANTASY - Forensicgirl3
BEST IN HORROR - Jack McCallum
BEST IN POLITICS - Stabkill
BEST IN RANTS - Caulaincourt
BEST IN UBER RELATED - ChristPuncher
BEST IN GRAPHICS - Fungah
WORST POSTER EVAR- Bart
MOST MISSED ACTUAL POSTER - I miss Ferretnose but I doubt anyone else knows who she is
MOST MISSED ALTER - Jewtoast
MOST HATED ALTER - TheUniter
MOST LIKELY TO RISE TO MVA - UnderOathMeal - people fall all over themselves to leave scathing reviews on his posts
MOST LIKELY TO FALL OFF MVA - iddqd
MOST NASTY COMMENTS - Death_Metal_Dude
MOST SINCERE COMMENTS - Merlina
MOST BIZARRE COMMENTS - DangerRanger
MOST LIKELY TO LOSE RATINGS NEXT - badassmofo
MOST UBER OBSESSED - ME
MOST RIDICULOUS SITUATION ON UBER - ETS and FilthyAssistant's marriage (kidding)
RABBIT OR EMU? - die
TUBGIRL, LEMONPARTY, OR GOATSE? - Urbane's vagina
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-10-17 20:46:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shut the fuck up fatty
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-10-17 20:45:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
BEST OVERALL POSTER - xxxxxxx
BEST FICTION WRITER - Jack McCallum
BEST NON-FICTION WRITER - Rad
BEST SERIES - Piper Forest
BEST IN POETRY - Um... O-Tron?
BEST IN HUMOR - TTOM
BEST IN ACTION/ADVENTURE - Mockidol
BEST IN REALISM - Ghola
BEST IN SCIFI/FANTASY - Axolotl
BEST IN HORROR - Big Mike
BEST IN POLITICS - Rob Berg seems sane
BEST IN RANTS - ETS
BEST IN UBER RELATED - Method
BEST IN GRAPHICS - TTOM
WORST POSTER EVAR- xxxxxxxx
MOST MISSED ACTUAL POSTER - Heimsdalman
MOST MISSED ALTER - Carol Richards brought it!
MOST HATED ALTER - The Darkness From Above/Paint It Black
MOST LIKELY TO RISE TO MVA - Orgasmatron
MOST LIKELY TO FALL OFF MVA - Comicbook Guy
MOST NASTY COMMENTS - PFF is digital cruelty
MOST SINCERE COMMENTS - Crystle
MOST BIZARRE COMMENTS - Danger_Ranger
MOST LIKELY TO LOSE RATINGS NEXT - Darko... again
MOST UBER OBSESSED - Maltese
MOST RIDICULOUS SITUATION ON UBER - That "apology" we got thanks to Chad Chamley
RABBIT OR EMU? - Rabbit
TUBGIRL, LEMONPARTY, OR GOATSE? -Tubgirl makes me erect
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-10-17 20:38:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
BEST NON-FICTION WRITER - Pentameter
BEST IN HUMOR - Method
MOST MISSED ACTUAL POSTER - GLALL
MOST MISSED ALTER - Michael Jackson
MOST LIKELY TO RISE TO MVA - Kaos-king...you post every goddamn day
MOST NASTY COMMENTS - Caulaincourt, Method
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-10-17 20:38:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
are you fucking kidding me?
let me know how this turns out.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-10-17 20:36:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
BEST OVERALL POSTER - Stevie_says
BEST FICTION WRITER - thecaes
BEST NON-FICTION WRITER -AJ
BEST SERIES - More than half of the series on here never get finished, so I don't bother with them.
BEST IN POETRY - Orgasmatron
BEST IN HUMOR - shitfuck
BEST IN ACTION/ADVENTURE -
BEST IN REALISM -
BEST IN SCIFI/FANTASY -
BEST IN HORROR - BigMike
BEST IN POLITICS - ETS
BEST IN RANTS -
BEST IN UBER RELATED -
BEST IN GRAPHICS - TTOM
WORST POSTER EVAR- Loki
MOST MISSED ACTUAL POSTER - tie Degreeless and Smurfs
MOST MISSED ALTER - MJ, from back when we all thought it was an alter
MOST HATED ALTER -
MOST LIKELY TO RISE TO MVA - Nate
MOST LIKELY TO FALL OFF MVA - Comicbookguy
MOST NASTY COMMENTS - Method
MOST SINCERE COMMENTS -
MOST BIZARRE COMMENTS - Shandy
MOST LIKELY TO LOSE RATINGS NEXT - Rad
MOST UBER OBSESSED -
MOST RIDICULOUS SITUATION ON UBER -
RABBIT OR EMU? - emu
TUBGIRL, LEMONPARTY, OR GOATSE? - When life gives you lemons, throw a lemonparty.
I'll fill the rest later.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-17 20:36:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
BEST OVERALL POSTER - Shandythedog
BEST FICTION WRITER - Brdn_Nkd
BEST NON-FICTION WRITER - Shandythedog
BEST SERIES - Brdn_Nkd's Cardboard Box Adventures
BEST IN POETRY - Orgasmatron
BEST IN HUMOR - Spooner
BEST IN ACTION/ADVENTURE - Snark
BEST IN REALISM - Circe
BEST IN SCIFI/FANTASY - Snark
BEST IN HORROR - Snark
BEST IN POLITICS - Shandythedog
BEST IN RANTS - ETS
BEST IN UBER RELATED - Thorpe (hell yeah)
BEST IN GRAPHICS - Forthewin
WORST POSTER EVAR - The guy who kept writing posts called "Bob Dylan"
MOST MISSED ACTUAL POSTER - Michael Jackson
MOST MISSED ALTER - Michael Jackson
MOST HATED ALTER - Oathmeal
MOST LIKELY TO RISE TO MVA - TTOM
MOST LIKELY TO FALL OFF MVA - The guy with "Climbing the MVA ladder" as his name
MOST NASTY COMMENTS - Apollo
MOST SINCERE COMMENTS - Berty
MOST BIZARRE COMMENTS - Shineboxxxxxxxxx
MOST LIKELY TO LOSE RATINGS NEXT - Paint_it_black
MOST UBER OBSESSED - Jgreening
MOST RIDICULOUS SITUATION ON UBER - Bart being visited by the Secret Service
RABBIT OR EMU? - I like the emu better but support the rabbit as I am a traditionalist.
TUBGIRL, LEMONPARTY, OR GOATSE? - Goatse has lost all its shock value, the other two still remind me of textures of some sort. So Goatse.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-10-17 20:32:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
C'mon, Radicus... I'll give you a two hand reach around!!!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-10-17 20:28:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm obsessed?
dude
http://www.ubersite.com/m/94268
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-10-17 20:24:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
BEST OVERALL POSTER - AJ
BEST FICTION WRITER - AJ
BEST NON-FICTION WRITER - AJ
BEST SERIES - Series are boring.
BEST IN POETRY - Shlongy
BEST IN HUMOR - Professorfuckface
BEST IN ACTION/ADVENTURE - Loki
BEST IN REALISM - Method
BEST IN SCIFI/FANTASY - Shandythedog
BEST IN HORROR - UrbaneMischief
BEST IN POLITICS - ETS
BEST IN RANTS - AJ
BEST IN UBER RELATED - Shandythedog
BEST IN GRAPHICS - Professorfuckface
WORST POSTER EVAR- AJ
MOST MISSED ACTUAL POSTER - Catscradle
MOST MISSED ALTER - Jewtoast and Agent Smith
MOST HATED ALTER - Mister
MOST LIKELY TO RISE TO MVA - Orgasmatron
MOST LIKELY TO FALL OFF MVA - Comicbookguy
MOST NASTY COMMENTS - AJ/apollo88/Method
MOST SINCERE COMMENTS - AJ/apollo88/Method
MOST BIZARRE COMMENTS - Shandythedog
MOST LIKELY TO LOSE RATINGS NEXT - scourge
MOST UBER OBSESSED - jgreening
MOST RIDICULOUS SITUATION ON UBER - Growingfamily.com
RABBIT OR EMU? - Emu
TUBGIRL, LEMONPARTY, OR GOATSE? - This is harder than picking between children. I love them equally.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-10-17 20:24:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't pay attention enough to fill out all of these, but I swear to God if Shlongy wins one of the ratings caterogies I'm going to put my head in a microwave (pictures will follow). Christ his shit is the same boring stuff regurgitated over and over again...I'm sure he was funny at one point but not any more.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-10-17 20:23:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
BEST OVERALL POSTER - razor (when he has the time)
BEST FICTION WRITER - jack mccallum
BEST NON-FICTION WRITER - me (hahaha)
BEST SERIES - maiorano's werewolf one
BEST IN POETRY - poetry sucks
BEST IN HUMOR - jimbo
BEST IN ACTION/ADVENTURE - jack1234567890
BEST IN REALISM - mickginny
BEST IN SCIFI/FANTASY - domenad
BEST IN HORROR - bigmike
BEST IN POLITICS - teephahahahahahga
BEST IN RANTS - ets
BEST IN UBER RELATED - method
BEST IN GRAPHICS - Beeb
WORST POSTER EVAR- too many to remember
MOST MISSED ACTUAL POSTER - scott james
MOST MISSED ALTER - jewtoast
MOST HATED ALTER - chris evans
MOST LIKELY TO RISE TO MVA - who cares
MOST LIKELY TO FALL OFF MVA - drink ddt
MOST NASTY COMMENTS - caul
MOST SINCERE COMMENTS - munkeypants
MOST BIZARRE COMMENTS - shlongy
MOST LIKELY TO LOSE RATINGS NEXT - me
MOST UBER OBSESSED - toss up between maltese and oathmeal right now...this one constantly changes
MOST RIDICULOUS SITUATION ON UBER - either crossdresser bart or urbane's gash
RABBIT OR EMU? - rabbit
TUBGIRL, LEMONPARTY, OR GOATSE? - lemonparty