I swear TFG do NOT click on this (635 hits)
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Submitted by DrSeussman (View user info) at 2006-10-17 23:47:57 EDT
As it's only a test to see how I need to size images.
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Submitted by consuelo212 (user info) at 2006-10-18 15:37:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Seriously though, this deserves a solid -2 rating. There is no entertainment value.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-10-18 13:09:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
it's 800 for ubersite.
anyone running a lower resolution than taht should stfu.
800 pixel example:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/73255
no scrolling.
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2006-10-18 11:04:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok 400 pixels, because Apollo said 800 wide so big difference there. Working on it and it might not be that funny but I already put in a bit of work. And this
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2006-10-18 06:58:49 (#)
Ranking: -2
Even a fucking orchid could find that out for itself. Yes, I said it, flowers are better computer users than you are.
Was fucking hilarious. Pathetic thing is I am a computer IT dork, I just don't do images well. I should send it to my buddy Perv Paul. He's the Photoshop Guru.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2006-10-18 10:51:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-10-18 07:33:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
roughly 20cm is about the width you need, roughly 400 pixels, like skrapmetal said. Anything bigger, and we'll have to sidescroll. Make it as long as you want, but try not make the file size bigger than 1mb. If it is, it sometimes gets bounced.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2006-10-18 06:58:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Even a fucking orchid could find that out for itself. Yes, I said it, flowers are better computer users than you are.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-10-18 06:20:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
How to size images:
1) Get the picture you want visible in the editor of your choice.
2) Verify that the post is worth the effort, or is it really just a Ha Ha [something] that should remain on your hard drive.
3) Go to the Properties to determine it's size in pixels.
4) Resize (scale, stretch, whateva) the pic to make the width dimension less than 400 pixels or so.
5) Save As...
6) Post
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2006-10-18 04:15:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2006-10-18 01:54:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by consuelo212 (user info) at 2006-10-18 01:10:13 (#)
Ranking: -2
hooray! here's a -2 to even things out, fuck all you ubersite cocksuckers. please post something good next time.
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Thanks for the minus 2 dick cheese, it's not like you weren't warned, FUCK HEAD. No really, thanks for the -2. Those are hard earned, especially from a lame ass posting, no talent hack, stupid ass comment posting fuck nut like you. Got friends? :)
Submitted by consuelo212 (user info) at 2006-10-18 01:10:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hooray! here's a -2 to even things out, fuck all you ubersite cocksuckers. please post something good next time.
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2006-10-18 00:19:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey Apollo88, got a problem as I don't know about MS Paint much. Don't want to make you a tutor here but trying to avoid screwing up a decent post. Here's the deal-ee-o. I got an RTF file, it has mult pics but only one page according to Word. But it only takes about one third of the data into the BMP file for Paint. What gives?
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2006-10-18 00:11:21 EDT (#)
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Apollo you rock man, that's what I needed to know! I PLUS TWO ALL YOUR POSTS!!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-10-18 00:05:38 EDT (#)
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why would you post a word doc?
just copy the image into MS Paint and make sure it is no bigger than 800 pixels wide.
job done.
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2006-10-18 00:02:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus Christ on a stick is that all you gotta do to get a +2 in here? Fuck me (not you, or you either Shlongy) I been trying to hard I guess.
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2006-10-18 00:00:56 EDT (#)
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Actually if someone could tell me how to post or see how a posted doc file with embedded images will size out that would be a kicker of all asses. Schlongy, go ahead an whack your pee pee on my cats forehead. Not mine of course, Apollo, Method, JonnyX, Sicosemen, Awesomeface, and Ilikesteak too for that matter. OH OH OH and Orgasmatron!
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-10-17 23:59:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
don't tell me what not to do!!
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2006-10-17 23:56:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WTF, Apollo did you kill it somehow? I was trying to make sure the word doc I had didn't have too big of images in it. Say like this post a few months or more back.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88903
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-10-17 23:51:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NSFW ASSHOLE!!!