(NSFW) YouTube's Sucking, CEOs Are Fucking, And Consumers Are All Ducking: Maltese's wife takes the cock! (NSFW) (838 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.37 on 9 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Maltese >hearts< the yellow bitches (View user info) at 2006-10-18 00:27:17 EDT
Dear Mr. Hawkins,
Your video "Really Hot Asian Pre-Teen" has been rejected due to its inappropriate nature. Due to your repeated attempts to upload inappropriate videos of minors involved in sexually vulgar acts, your account has now been permanently disabled and your videos have been taken down. We have forwarded the media to the appropriate local and national authorities, as we feel you have violated multiple state and federal crimes with your actions.
— The YouTube Team
Copyright © 2006 YouTube, Inc.
I literally stared at this for five minutes, my jaw agape. What the FUCK!? Here were my reasons for such extreme befuddlement:
1. The video was not inappropriate at all, and the sexuality of it, while quite obvious, was in good taste. My wife isn't a "pre-teen" even if she is young looking! She just looks especially small compared to that construction worker I hired to ram her for the video.
2. Repeated attempts? Bah, thirty seven times is repeated? That was my only NSFW (if you could call it NSFW) video I ever uploaded. Although, I do have hours and hours of footage of Mrs. Maltese getting hammered by this black homeless guy we picked up.
3. I AM MALTESE. YOU DO NOT FUCKING DO THIS TO ME. YOU DO THE FUCKING TO MY WIFE!
User Reviews
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-11-06 17:08:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Go masturbate with a canopener.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-10-18 02:49:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
haha
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-10-18 02:21:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-10-18 02:20:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-10-18 02:12:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Stupid.
But for the record, she's not underage. I've seen her in a million porn movies, and I can't say that I didn't jack off to her a few times.....
Either way, your "professional" email was bullshit, and you could've done better.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-10-18 01:39:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nah.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-10-18 01:03:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope you get gangrene of the penis
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-10-18 00:35:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh boy, you're in trouble. I remember when my boobs were that small. I think it was last year.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-18 00:29:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
*sigh*