Does my breath smell in this? (324 hits)
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Submitted by Zoobie2000 (View user info) at 2006-10-18 09:27:42 EDT
I was on the bus this morning and some punk sitting next to me sniffed. I mean not a normal kind of runny snot sniff but a proper 'you stink' kind of sniff. I looked at him. He looked at me. So anyway there we are looking at each other and this old man comes walking past looking for a seat. So I stick my leg out to trip him up and he falls sprawled onto the floor. Wigs and walking sticks and adult nappy bags were lying all over the floor. So the punk, who by the way was now looking at the old man, looks at me instead and starts laughing. There I am pissing myself, he's pissing himself and I end up missing my bus.
Old people should be shot. Have you seen the carnage some old dear can cause at a shopping queue while fishing for that last 3p to cover her bag of teatime treats? Old bat. Good thing I knew she had fuck all cash, that saved me from mugging the bitch and wasting my time. I believe in compulsory euthanasia for the old and feeble.
Oh and by the way, am eating some Wrigleys chewing gum that came all the way from Kansas or somewhere else god awful and it tastes like I am chewing on a minty eucalyptus koala bear's nuts.
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Submitted by hsimah (user info) at 2006-10-18 10:50:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You were on the bus and then missed it?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-18 10:46:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This post smells like your breath.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-18 10:33:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hilarious!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-18 10:01:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Look! My cock is in your mouth.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2006-10-18 10:00:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow. You hate old people. *yawn*
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-10-18 09:55:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's like my teachers used to say to me: You have talent if you'd just apply yourself.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-10-18 09:48:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
YOU ARE NOT INCLUDED IN THE SECRET BRITISH (AND RAD) AUTO +2 BECAUSE YOU ARE A POO FACED MONG.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-10-18 09:32:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
goodness gracious me.