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For My Love... (739 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: 0.5 on 33 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by McLegs (View user info) at 2006-10-18 14:44:00 EDT


I'm worried about you

You're sick and I think it's time for an intervention

The things you've confessed to me online have been alarming, to say the least

I can't fight the feelings that I have for you

Your voice brightens up my day

And your face

Those lovely radar eyes....



Oh my tasty Pie, please listen to me

Promise me


that you'll go to the doctor


I can't liiiiiiiiiiiiive
If living is without youuuuu
I can't giiiiiiiiiiiive
I can't give anymorrrrrrrrrre

LISTEN TO ME, BITCH!.JPG (37 kB)

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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-23 09:47:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

When do you want to start?

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-10-19 04:55:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

'pick of you'....??
WTF?

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-10-19 04:31:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

-1 million for pick of you.

+1 Billion for pic of Julie.

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-10-18 21:19:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-18 18:18:26 (#)
Ranking: 0

I wish this post was better...

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-18 18:18:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I wish this post was better...

And I wish the pictures were better, too.

Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2006-10-18 18:17:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

pfffffft

Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-10-18 16:25:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I LOVE YOU LEGGYPOO!

Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-10-18 16:04:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Horse
AND I had a mint julep!
See, the hat just goes with everything =)

Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2006-10-18 15:55:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-10-18 15:24:39 (#)
Ranking: 0

awww, how could you not like my easter egg hat?
that was the day i went to the races!

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Because I am more interested in the above than the actual post. What kind of races? Dog? Horse? Nascar?

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-18 15:54:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

*fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap*

Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2006-10-18 15:39:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

radar pie and mclegs 8> everlasting loves
yay!
go love!
jaders

Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-10-18 15:24:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

awww, how could you not like my easter egg hat?
that was the day i went to the races!

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-18 15:19:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

How about "Cosby Show"-Era Phylicia Rashad instead of Rosario Dawson?

http://content.answers.com/main/content/img/webpics/Phylicia_Rashad.jpg


Sorry, but you'll have to imagine that there's a ridiculous Easter hat on her head.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-18 15:18:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

that song popped into my head and is now stuck.

:p

Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-10-18 15:13:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh Orgasmo, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings!
Ok how about "subpar" instead of "shitty?"
=)

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-18 15:09:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-10-18 14:50:58 (#)
Ranking: 0

hey orgasmo, you stick to your shitty poetry and i'll stick to the camwhores ok?
we're all creatures of habit
at least i have the good sense to admit that

out of 13 posts, 3 have pics of me in them =)

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Now now, no need to start making claims about the quality of my posts. I didn't say you were ugly, right? Just that, yes, out of your recent posts three of them have been camwhoretastic.

Nothing wrong with entertaining people with a story or two.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-18 15:04:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-18 15:01:06 (#)
Ranking: 2

YOU'RE BLACK????
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I don't know, looks more like halfrican.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-18 15:01:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

YOU'RE BLACK????

Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2006-10-18 14:56:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

DARKIES UNITE!!!!


as in a threesome with you two.

Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-10-18 14:56:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

she was ALWAYS mine coley, even before she knew about me
we were destined to be together!

Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-10-18 14:54:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-18 14:53:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

RadarPie was my bitch, not yours, and don't feel sorry for her...I warned her to eat something decent, now she's paying the price. Nurse (BuffaloFace) Coley doesn't take care of disobedient patients. She is all yours.

Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-10-18 14:50:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

hey orgasmo, you stick to your shitty poetry and i'll stick to the camwhores ok?
we're all creatures of habit
at least i have the good sense to admit that

out of 13 posts, 3 have pics of me in them =)

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-10-18 14:50:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

What?

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-10-18 14:49:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-10-18 14:49:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Where is the ass?

-Dave

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-10-18 14:49:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

POST PICTURES OF YOUR BUM

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-18 14:48:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

And if you must, at least have the courtesy to have it involve your bare legs.

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-10-18 14:47:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-18 14:47:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ONCE YOU TASTE CHOCOLATE BABY YOU NEVER GO BACK

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-18 14:46:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Disappointed on the ouside, happy inside my pants.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-10-18 14:46:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Your mouth is wider than Julie's eyes are.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-18 14:45:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

How about you try going three or four posts in a row without camwhoring?


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