AIDS: The Movie (436 hits)
Category: Movies & TVRating: -1 on 16 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Targa (View user info) at 2006-10-19 00:26:06 EDT
When I was in college, we'd go to class in the mornings, get drunk at lunch, and then spend the rest of the day cooped up in the editing suites creating what would become our 'calling cards' - our way of getting ourselves out 'there', into the film industry.
Looking back on it, I can't believe how much work I did. My heart and soul went into a few projects: some crap and some worth taking a second look at.
That was two years ago.
Today, I decided I needed my harddrive space back. I began purging my drives. I'll keep some things, but alot of it is going out the theoretical door and down to the theoretical curb.
This is one of the few things I'm keeping. My friend Jessie and I nearly got kicked out of school for this project. Needless to say, we petitioned it. (Like hell we were going to let them give us the axe a week before we finished our programme.)
I've compressed this quite a bit to submit it here, but you get the idea.
FINAL EXAM
Documentary Filmmaking
Date: April 15, 2005
As a three person crew, you have 2 1/2 hours to complete a documentary segment.
(etc. etc. details, etc.)
You will choose ONE of the following topics and interview your subjects on that topic.
The topics are:
1) The Gomery Inquiry and the corruption in the Liberal Party.
2) Life after Death
3) Gay Rights
4) Canadian Films and Canadian Audiences
5) The Women of Reality Television
6) Women and Body Image
7) Canadian Health Care
8) A topic of your choice
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p43ELp73T50
User Reviews
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-10-19 17:20:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-10-19 17:06:23 (#)
Ranking: -2
Embarassingly unfunny. Tell that greasy mick to stop smiling at every one of his own humorless insipid comments.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-10-19 17:06:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Embarassingly unfunny. Tell that greasy mick to stop smiling at every one of his own humorless insipid comments.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-10-19 16:49:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You will never work in this town again.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-19 13:37:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
EVERYBODY HAS AIDS!
AIDS! AIDS! AIDS! AIDS! AIDS! AIDS!
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2006-10-19 07:20:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
A wart is a generally small, rough, cauliflower-like growth, typically on hands and feet. Warts are common and contagious, and are caused by a viral infection, specifically by the aerobic Human Papilloma Virus (HPV). They typically disappear after a few months but can last for years and can recur. A few Papilloma viruses are known to cause cancer.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2006-10-19 04:07:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Could have been funnier. "At all" is an example of an amount of how much more funny this could have been.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-10-19 02:55:52 EDT (#)
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You look like the type.
Submitted by Targa (user info) at 2006-10-19 02:36:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-10-19 02:25:25 (#)
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dude, you look fucking gay. seriously. so was that fat dude with his asymetrical face and high pitched voice or that ugly ass 'woman'.
you are wimpy and your gestures are effeminate. and please wash your hair and shave that pre pubescent moustache of yours. i thought anglo canadians were supposed to be clean.
p.s. greece is not an island
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Greece isn't an island? I had no idea. Thanks for the help!
p.s. I'm the chick! My job was the edit -- I just ended up in a shot by accident. I never claimed to be an actress.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-10-19 02:25:25 EDT (#)
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dude, you look fucking gay. seriously. so was that fat dude with his asymetrical face and high pitched voice or that ugly ass 'woman'.
you are wimpy and your gestures are effeminate. and please wash your hair and shave that pre pubescent moustache of yours. i thought anglo canadians were supposed to be clean.
p.s. greece is not an island
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-10-19 02:19:10 EDT (#)
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I made it to 1:05 and I seriously wanted to drag that fucking guy face down across a mound of broken glass.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-10-19 01:29:19 EDT (#)
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You can't tell me this is a documentary.
Submitted by cshape (user info) at 2006-10-19 01:19:11 EDT (#)
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It wasn't very good, or very funny.
Submitted by Targa (user info) at 2006-10-19 01:04:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-10-19 00:57:47 (#)
Ranking: 0
FINAL EXAM
Documentary Filmmaking
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We nearly got kicked out of school for this. I don't really see the big deal.
Let's keep in mind that this is a joke. Don't watch it if you're an idiot.
Maybe you almost got kicked out for failing your final?
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Part of petitioning the school was getting a different prof to grade this.
B+.
Our audio was crap, and we knew it.
It's a joke in the sense of not taking it seriously. It's seriously our final project.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-10-19 00:58:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I seriously hope this was a joke. If not, I'll kill you.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-10-19 00:57:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
FINAL EXAM
Documentary Filmmaking
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We nearly got kicked out of school for this. I don't really see the big deal.
Let's keep in mind that this is a joke. Don't watch it if you're an idiot.
Maybe you almost got kicked out for failing your final?
Submitted by Targa (user info) at 2006-10-19 00:29:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Not for the life of me could I figure out how to actually upload this to uber.