10 Words (Or Less) About 10 Uber Users: Part 1 of "Pick a Number" (785 hits)
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Submitted by S.I. Co. Semen (View user info) at 2006-10-19 08:42:14 EDT
Inion:
Sent me porn. Frizzy. Borderline gay. Nice. Cum dumpster. Cool.
Maltese:
Young. Borderline gay. Gave me rohypnol. Ocassionally funny. Uber obsessive.
Kaos-King:
Fat. Good story writer. Smoker. Borderline stalker. Cigarette. Likeable. Eyebrow.
Getnakeddd:
Legs. Pie lover of radar. New York. Upbeat. Gorgeous. Nice.
Method:
Zakalwe. Harbinger. Tr4ppedunderice. Funny. Gyro. Pushes back and does circles.
Oathmeal:
Slowly growing on me. Fagot. Crying whiny little bitch. Hahahahahafagot.
Ilikesteak:
Steaker Steaker, 1-9. Funny. Learning. Masturbation. Asked to suck my cock.
Badassmofo:
Boring. Kids. Bland. Kentucky. Losing his edge. Jerk. I farted.
Bart:
Internet nazi, militant camp regime, and extreme fascist left winger.
Orgasmatron:
One of few who make me truly laugh. Definitely gay.
User Reviews
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-10-19 19:32:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Maltese:
Young. Borderline gay. Gave me rohypnol. Ocassionally funny. Uber obsessive.
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That sounds like Kurt Cobain describing Courtney Love
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-10-19 19:23:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice.. Thanks O-man!
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-10-19 16:45:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-10-19 15:58:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
To he who loves the taste of bull semen, YOU asked ME remember. I saved the gabbly conversation if you need proof.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-19 14:10:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What part of the "Part 1 of.." this title did you people not understand? There will be more.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-19 14:04:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-10-19 12:45:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
Sigh, another list I didn't make it onto.
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Crystle:
Shamefully forgotten. Constantly. Nice. Sweet. Tongue belongs on my knob.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-19 13:59:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-10-19 13:56:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
Um... Thank You?
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Yes, thank you would be appropriate. Your welcome.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-10-19 13:56:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Um... Thank You?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-19 13:31:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-19 13:21:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-10-19 12:32:34 (#)
Ranking: -2
Needed more Sphagnum
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Dude, you are *such* a fucking loser.
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<chuckles>
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-19 13:21:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-10-19 12:32:34 (#)
Ranking: -2
Needed more Sphagnum
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Dude, you are *such* a fucking loser.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-10-19 13:17:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
what a fucking stupid idea
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-10-19 13:06:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
There was smiling.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-10-19 12:58:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
iddqd: borderline genius. borderline legend. borderline hero. borderline borderline.
(are you picking up a parallel theme between my reply and your post? hint: there are other words besides 'borderline', you barely literate retard)
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-10-19 12:45:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sigh, another list I didn't make it onto.
Fairly unique premise.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-10-19 12:32:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Needed more Sphagnum
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-19 11:20:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-10-19 10:20:40 (#)
Ranking: 0
Um...excuse me...what are you doing online today?
In your drunken stupor last night you told me to remind you to get offline if I saw you around today. So move it!
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Yesh yesh, body karate....but check this, I just got soaked by the sprinkler system because some dumb fuck hit a pipe with a forklift. This equals automatic fucking off for me until I dry out.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-10-19 11:12:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Yeah, I could see that.
Submitted by LovelyLady (user info) at 2006-10-19 10:49:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I miss you Simey
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-19 10:25:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Get it right, hot pants. It's "gayer than homosexuality."
And mofo's should have been:
Bologna. Bologna. Bologna. Bologna. Bologna. Bologna. Bologna. Bologna. Bologna. Bologna.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-10-19 10:20:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Um...excuse me...what are you doing online today?
In your drunken stupor last night you told me to remind you to get offline if I saw you around today. So move it!
Submitted by LovelyLady (user info) at 2006-10-19 10:14:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-19 10:06:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/10/19/stingray.reut/index.html
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ttom i want you to do an spt on that. i think you can pull it off gracefully.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-10-19 09:56:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Simon
I wish I was younger, I'll just act like it.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-10-19 09:55:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
<3 scourge
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-19 09:50:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
simon:
teeny dicked window licker. bad facial hair. english language mutilator.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-10-19 09:50:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YAY! Spread the Uber love...
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-10-19 09:34:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Inion really sent you porn?
Nice.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-10-19 09:33:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"frizzy" heh heh heh
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-10-19 09:27:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Extremely accurate and well defined.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-10-19 09:21:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ohh! Ooh! Me next!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-10-19 09:18:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-10-19 09:06:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-19 09:03:23 (#)
Ranking: 0
Beano, there's nothing wrong with second hand porn. I was actually toying with the idea of starting a Uber DVD Porn swap, but I'll just get more from inion when I get bored.
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seriously?... check that out.... though we'd know where one another live and probably isn't such a good thing, some people on this site can be mean.
But I have tons of the stuff and could use a swap.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-10-19 09:03:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Gimme ten minutes, 2 AA batteries, a spatula & some Ghst Pops, I'll sort that hair right fo ryou lass... :)
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-19 09:03:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Beano, there's nothing wrong with second hand porn. I was actually toying with the idea of starting a Uber DVD Porn swap, but I'll just get more from inion when I get bored.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-19 09:02:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm not "frizzy" i've just got that wind-blown style.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-10-19 09:00:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-10-19 08:45:06 (#)
Ranking: 0
Inion:
Sent me porn. Frizzy. Borderline gay. Nice. Cum dumpster. Cool.
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the whore.
all will be forgiven if you send me some also.
Of course I'm not talking to you sico!
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-10-19 08:56:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Ooh ooh, I'll play...
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-19 08:52:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Now taking requests for the next 10......starting now.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-10-19 08:50:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bart:
Internet nazi, militant camp regime, and extreme fascist left winger
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lol!!!!
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-19 08:46:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Badassmofo:
Boring. Kids. Bland. Kentucky. Losing his edge. Jerk. I farted.
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I fucking lost it after reading this.
+2 on good faith that you'll reformat your entire personality completely and actually become someone likeable.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-10-19 08:45:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Inion:
Sent me porn. Frizzy. Borderline gay. Nice. Cum dumpster. Cool.
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the whore.
all will be forgiven if you send me some also.