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Josie r0xx0rs teh s0xxorsLOL!!!!111!!!111 (806 hits)

Category: Computers & Internet

Rating: 1.79 on 43 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Davros (View user info) at 2006-10-19 11:01:15 EDT


A true SPT post no content whatsoever.

But hand knitted socks, sent 3500 miles (probably closer than where my regular socks are made) deserves a post.

Thank you.

(Do my calves look big in these?)





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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-12-19 06:26:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Here,



Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-12-19 06:23:22 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-12-16 12:32:32 (#)
Ranking: 1



But seriously, on the Football arguement, if you explain to me why it is "football" when only 1 or 2 players kick the ball, out of a team of ???, I will be happy to return and drop a +2 on this post.

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A long time ago, a football game was held between McGill University in Montreal, Canada, and Harvard College. Unfortunately, the two schools played different sports under the same name. McGill played, for all intents and purposes, rugby, while Harvard played what we now call soccer.

The two teams met on the playing field totally confused by the situation, but resolved to play two games; one rugby, one soccer.

The Harvard players LOVED rugby, and so they meshed together the rules of the two different games. That game was the earliest version of American football. Kicking was still a major part of the game.

Over time, the game evolved. The forward pass was not introduced until 50 years later. The name stuck just because nobody cared enough to change it because, honestly, it didn't matter.

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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-12-13 05:29:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Did you know that Fosters is not even Orstralian? Well it's not. It's brewed in Canada. I was highly disappointed when I found out.

And to anybody who talks shit about Fosters but drinks Heineken, you deserve to die.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-12-13 05:08:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HOLY SHIT THE WHITE

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-12-13 04:35:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/96729#2252174

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-11-01 17:42:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-11-01 17:34:34 (#)
Ranking: 0

Why are you drinking that fetid mule piss?

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It was Free.

-Dave

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-11-01 17:34:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Why are you drinking that fetid mule piss?

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-01 17:22:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Everything you ever wanted to know about redskieslookfake

User id: 23113
Registered on or around: 2005-11-06 11:33:44
# Messages posted: 48
# Reviews written: 10000
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 2723
# Hits: 58390
Average rating of all messages: 1.25

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-19 22:37:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey, cool socks.

But I really have my eye on your step stool.

Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2006-10-19 17:13:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

In the immortal words of Apollo:

"Needs more foreskin."

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-19 16:51:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

SEZY SOCKS!

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-10-19 16:05:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-10-19 11:02:05 (#)
Ranking: 0

Yes I am watching Jeremy Kyle.

Blame Jake.

-Dave
---hahahahahahaha
ahahahahah

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-10-19 14:27:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ahhhhhhhh

Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-10-19 14:18:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

fatass

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-10-19 14:14:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That sure is a fairy ironing board ya got there.

Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-10-19 14:13:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

dirty dirty lager

Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-10-19 13:42:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Swank.


Josie still has yet to send me my hand-knitted anal bum cover.

Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2006-10-19 13:28:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

that is quite a lovely shade of blue

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-10-19 12:55:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Josie does indeed rock.

Expect a similar post from me in reference to a blanket!

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-10-19 12:45:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Man how I want knitted socks.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-10-19 12:03:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Id rather drink chemotherapy than Fosters

Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-10-19 12:01:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

your calves don't look big, they look gay
oh, sorry
ghey

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-10-19 11:58:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

NICE

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-10-19 11:48:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

She rocks hard.

Nice foot rest. You know that they're stackable?

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-10-19 11:43:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

GET A TAN AND STOP DRIVING THE BUS SO MUCH

:-D

Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-10-19 11:41:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hot.

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-10-19 11:34:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-19 11:24:51 (#)
Ranking: 2

I see you've mastered "Footjob Position #4" in that last shot.
Beware Photoshopped dicks.

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Bring it O-Man.

-Dave

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-10-19 11:33:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

awsome

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-10-19 11:27:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

In the name of everything you hold dear, STOP DRINKING FOSTERS. It's the shit beer that we export to gullible foreigners. Nobody here drinks it.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-19 11:26:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i need some socks, the pair i'm wearing are starting to get a little thin at the heel.

-Matt

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-19 11:24:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I see you've mastered "Footjob Position #4" in that last shot.
Beware Photoshopped dicks.

Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-10-19 11:17:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I <3 Josie

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-10-19 11:14:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Dems look warm and fuzzy.

Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-10-19 11:13:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The fact you used beer cans to put your feet up warrant a +2

-MyT

Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-10-19 11:11:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Jeremy Kyle is a cunt,.

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-10-19 11:11:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-10-19 11:02:20 (#)
Ranking: 2

fosters?

homo.

-------------

fosters?

they pay me to drink it.

(I am only homo on days of the week that end in "Y")

-Dave

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-19 11:10:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

This lacks something....needs more semen.

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-19 11:10:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice ottoman(s).

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-10-19 11:09:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Jesus David, get some fackin sun...

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-19 11:07:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

christ you're paler than me. +2 for knitting.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-10-19 11:02:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

fosters?

homo.



Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-19 11:02:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice ironing board.

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-10-19 11:02:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Tremendously hairy legs. And my SPT post is better.

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-10-19 11:02:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Yes I am watching Jeremy Kyle.

Blame Jake.

-Dave


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