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Sicos Personal Sex Slave...Camwhore (1000 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: -1.04 on 44 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by LovelyLady (View user info) at 2006-10-19 11:32:25 EDT


If you don't remember it will be happening again soon enough!!!!

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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-19 18:40:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

What the shit is this?

never mind...it's sicosemen related so it's just some more dumbshit.

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-19 18:27:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Fag below.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-19 18:19:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You guys are idiots. This isn't my alter. She posted this. You all are internet nerds and can't fathom a hot girl actually swooning over you.

Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-10-19 16:51:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

bob:

Nothing like the other camwhore? Similar freckles, similar hair, similarly thin face, and teeth that appear to be pretty similar (can't see well enough).

The fuck are you talking about?
I mean, that might be why the eyes and nose are whited-out, 'cause that would be a dead giveaway. And in that case it would surely be shenanigans from sicosemen. But from why I see it looks a lot like the other camwhore.

Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-10-19 16:40:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-10-19 16:33:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Bahahahah
The reviews are priceless

She IS real and she DID post this, but you guys won't believe me anyway
Such is life

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-10-19 16:21:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

looks nothing like the other camwhore.

Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-10-19 16:15:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

It makes no sense that the person who supposedly owns this account would post this.

For one, "she" already posted a camwhore, so why cover up her eyes for anonymity? [It's easy enough to see that both pictures are the same person.] For two, from previous posts, this person doesn't seem the type to be THAT crude about herself. For three, the dialog box and the font of the text remind me of a Sicosemen post.

Conclusion: Either this is a real user and sicosemen has her login info and did this to mess with her OR this is sicosemen's alter. Both ways are pathetic.

SOMEONE PLEASE FIND THIS REAL GIRL ON MYSPACE OR SOMETHING.

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-10-19 15:59:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-19 15:53:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-19 14:35:14 (#)
Ranking: 2

retro, do I need to speak retard to get this through to you? I......didn't......post.......it. So who am I trying to show what to? That would make an excellent point, if it were accurate.
--------
dude, this IS your alter, who do you think you're fooling?

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-19 14:35:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

retro, do I need to speak retard to get this through to you? I......didn't......post.......it. So who am I trying to show what to? That would make an excellent point, if it were accurate.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-10-19 14:31:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

dumb

Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2006-10-19 14:30:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Life hates you, and you hate life. It's kind of admirable that you're so comfortable with that.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-10-19 14:27:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

isn't he the dude with the small penis?

didn't he post a picture of it?

or was that sacrilicious? i get all the pathetic n00bs mixed up nowadays.

or was it oathmeal?

like i say, they're all the same now.



Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-10-19 14:22:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

also, this is comedy?? i was under the impression that comedy was supposed to be funny. and im sure you rope sluts in "real life", but what im saying is, follow along now, you need all of uber to know it. we're proud of you.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-19 14:21:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You are really not good at this are you? Does someone feel a little down today? Well, Cheer up, buddy, it could be worse, you could be really annoying too. Wait, what? Fuck. Whatever, cool guy, if that's the image you are shooting for... I'm not the one who came up with some dichotomy of someone elses post, think about that, okay, "cool guy"?

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-10-19 14:17:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

i thought i told you not to respond? and if you were going to bother replying, couldnt you come up with something a little better than "you never touched a real girl" ? keep talking though, you definitely dont seem like a pathetic loser.

whats next, are you going to say i live in my mommies basement?



Submitted by linustika (user info) at 2006-10-19 13:24:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Keep it comming

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-19 13:22:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-10-19 11:45:06 (#)
Ranking: 0

Didn't realize you and JonnyX had hooked up...
-----
HEY! :P

I'm a lesbian, remember?
Besides, Simon is much too greasy...

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-19 13:05:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Wow, retro, you've figured it all out, probably because you have nothing better to do or you might be jealous or perhaps you've never even got to touch a "real" woman. It's called comedy, shit stain, and I would not post this, furthermore there are other people on this site who can verify the authenticity of this user. You are, on the other hand, the pathetic one. I don't need to posture, nut licker, it happens in real life just like this.

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-10-19 12:49:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

just kidding inion, you know i love you

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-10-19 12:45:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

you really are pathetic sico, arent you? now, you can call me paranoid, you can call me an asshole, but i think this is you in a pathetic little attempt to posture yourself. im not saying im above this or anything, or that im above wanting to be perceived as cool, but i didnt post this and you did so i get to call you a tool bag. dont bother responding, i dont really give a shit about you "assuring" me that this isnt you.

and if this girl really is a friend of yours, and you tod her to come post on ubersite, and you help her make posts, thats pathetic on a different level.

--

sico: now title it "sicos personal sex slave:

lady: ok

sico: now press submit! this is going to be so cool!!

--


p.s. i wouldnt fuck this girl with inion de truas dick.

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-10-19 12:32:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

...

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-19 12:29:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Lovely, I don't care if you have a husband, I still want to fill your cunny with my penis, or option 2, I can fill it with your favorite kitchen utensil.

Submitted by LovelyLady (user info) at 2006-10-19 12:10:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

oathmeal i prefer to be a heaping pile of horse shit, thank you very much

Submitted by ScarfaceMN (user info) at 2006-10-19 12:04:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh, fucking joy, more internot bullshit posturing.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-10-19 12:01:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

What is this??

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-19 11:49:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Both parties involved in this post are worthless heaps of steaming cow dung.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-19 11:48:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

George, send me an email: sicosemen.at.gmail.com I need some picture choices.

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-10-19 11:47:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Imaginary friends are one thing, but imaginary one nighters??

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-10-19 11:47:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-19 11:46:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

hey Simon, I'll swap you this bitch for one of the whores in my harem

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-19 11:45:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

bleh...

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-10-19 11:45:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Didn't realize you and JonnyX had hooked up...

Submitted by exposed (user info) at 2006-10-19 11:44:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Lil bro props....

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-19 11:43:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

What the fuck is this?

Submitted by LovelyLady (user info) at 2006-10-19 11:43:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I saw his pic on watchdog.com and that is what turned me on to him!!

Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-10-19 11:41:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This is fucking hilarious!

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-19 11:40:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

You're too old for him.

Submitted by LovelyLady (user info) at 2006-10-19 11:40:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I already have it but thanks anyway!!!

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-10-19 11:39:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This is fucking stupid.

Get gonnorhea of the throat and die.


Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-19 11:36:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I can't wait to fuck you gently, again. Yah.

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-10-19 11:35:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You have stripey boobs.

That is all.

-Dave

Submitted by august_sobriquet (user info) at 2006-10-19 11:34:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

um.



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