SPT- Face family reunion. (414 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.09 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by awesomeface (View user info) at 2006-10-19 14:17:37 EDT
Got a little bored on gabbly last week so i hopped on with 3 other users controlled by me. These were the shitty results.
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awesome face has joined.
Manic: hi face
awesome face: sup
disciplined face has joined.
awesome face: father?
disciplined face: son...
awesome face: oh god....ummm how long has it been
disciplined face: 3 years son...3 years. You know how long that is son?
awesome face: yes, approximately 3 years
disciplined face: of course you dont, you sucked at school
awesome face: no i didn't, i passed one class
disciplined face: i see you are still here...on uber
awesome face: i'm doing my best father, you can't ask for more
disciplined face: YES I CAN! I CAN AWESOME! I CAN BECAUSE I AM YOUR FATHER! I YELLED AT YOU, HAD SEX WITH YOU, BEAT YOU, TAUGHT YOU HOW TO DRIVE BECAUSE I LOVE YOU
awesome face: you said you had sex with me because that's what greeks used to do
disciplined face: ...............you know what?...thats exactly the attitude im talking about
awesome face: dad no matter what you tell me, that was just a fling, and i dont like penis
disciplined face: you have failed me. You think your mother actually gave birth to you? Well she didnt
awesome face: i already knew that
disciplined face: no you didn't
awesome face: dad...mom is black, you are white. I am white, it doesn't work that way. As a matter of fact mom only came over like once a month and she was actually your friend
disciplined face: you know what you sound like awesome? ETS, you formed this conspiracy within your own family because you hate freedom and this country!
awesome face: you know what dad, i'm allowed to form conspiracy against my mother because of faces before me have fought for....fuck this isn't going anywhere
disciplined face: you see...always running into dead ends. Son there is no hope for you unless you brace the penis...my penis
awesome face: DAD YOU'RE FUCKING SICK. This is why i joined the Facial Foreign Legion
Manic: why do I feel I just wandered into a private conversation in a mental institution?
disciplined face: listen manic...ill fucking kill you
Manic: no, I'm done listening this evening, I've had enough
disciplined face: nobody is going to take my son away form me
Manic: pfft, kill me?
disciplined face: no matter how big your tits are
Manic: go ahead
awesome face: dad they are pretty big, wouldn't go there
Manic: shows how much you know, I don't have big tits
awesome face: she ALMOST joined the navy, she can probably kill people
disciplined face: fuck, manic im sorry, sorry to get you involved with the face family
Manic: I could kill people long before I signed up, damn car accident
disciplined face: you just need to understand that if awesome was a good little boy then he would have just sucked penis like the rest of his ancestors
awesome face: dad...alexander the great was a macedonian, not greek
Manic: I like facie just the way he is...jailbait
awesome face: hey im 18
Manic: hahaha sorry
awesome face: it is legally (although not morally) ok to have sex with me
disciplined face: then how come no sex with me?
awesome face: cause you are my fucking dad
Manic: incest's the best put your children to the test
awesome face: incest is bad, that's why my brother is retarded, AND YOU DISOWNED HIM. You had a child with my sister, vodka face. This particular offspring of face was retarded due to incest
retard face has joined.
Manic: oh no
awesome face: BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!
retard face: hewwo aweshum
Manic: face? are you on a bender this evening or should we just blame the drugs?
awesome face: retard you are covered in shit
retard face: and what are you covered in? cheetos?
disciplined face: yes actually
awesome face: yes actually. But anyway. Retard, this is why we never had nice things, you shit everywhere just like shit face
disciplined face: he was the good son
awesome face: because you didnt have your daughter father him
shit face has joined.
Manic: oh no
awesome face: which technically makes him my
OH GOD
Manic: not another one
shit face: SUP CUZ
awesome face: DUDE! YOUR ARE NOT MY CUZ!
shit face: oh yeah...
awesome face: fuck...man fuck you, seriously
Manic: tooo..... many... faces....
awesome face: is this an intervention
Manic: Fuck this I'm going to make tacos
shit face: yes
retard face: yes
disciplined face: yes
awesome face: fuck
disciplined face: awesome, you need to except the penis in your life
awesome face: but father...hey wait a second...you know what...fuck you, know why?
disciplined face: why?
awesome face: cause if they coming at you it means they want something, better to let them do something something something...whatever that quote is
shit face: hes got a point dad,,,or uncle
disciplined face: no im your dad
shit face: ok, whew
retard face: what am I?
disciplined face: my son
retard face: thought I was an aunt
disciplined face: no retard, you have a penis
retard face: i do?
awesome face: retard...remember. cocknballs=man. Uber I apologize for all of this. This intervention will scar uber forever, and me
disciplined face: all you had to do was suck some penis son, we could have avoided this
awesome face: no father...no penis for me...i love vagina...loose, gaping, hairy, stinky, fishy, vagina....
disciplined face: then you are no longer apart of this family
retard face: yeah! you cant be an ear anymore
shit face: retard, we are faces not ears, ears murder people
retard face: oh... can we be ears?
disciplined face: sure
retard face: sweet
shit face: alright, lets be ears
disciplined face is now disciplined ear
retard face is now retard ear
shit face is now shit ear
awesome face: YES, THE FAMILY NAME IS CLEARED! MY FAMILY DISOWNED THEMSELF
disciplined ear: come family...let us leave this outcast and his friends
retard ear: lets
shit ear: lets
shit ear has left.
disciplined ear has left.
retard ear has left.
awesome face: whew...ok i have to apologize for that I am terribly bored
Manic: hahaha no worries psycho
Philatio: I can tell...
awesome face: but hey it was kinda funny
User Reviews
Submitted by maf54 (user info) at 2006-10-28 00:54:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
made me smile
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-10-26 13:16:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Copying and pasting Gabbly convos is fucking stupid, no matter what the content
And you lost me a tenth of the way through
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-10-26 13:08:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not that bad as the rating suggests.
By the way, the Malley's is back if you were interested. I'm finishing it up now http://www.ubersite.com/m/94960
http://www.ubersite.com/u/axolotl/l/the_malleys
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-10-19 19:26:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-19 17:54:54 (#)
Ranking: 1
How come Shlongy laughs at the posts everyone else hates?
What's wrong with YOU PEOPLE?
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Holy fuck you are kidding me. I was waiting for you to -2 this.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-19 17:54:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
How come Shlongy laughs at the posts everyone else hates?
What's wrong with YOU PEOPLE?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-19 17:50:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's Thursday...feel the love.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-10-19 16:19:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-10-19 15:45:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ughh...popularity shield...ughhh...wearing off...ughhh
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-19 15:33:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
DUDE...
no. just no.
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2006-10-19 15:07:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Awesome you got better than this!
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-10-19 14:50:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Manic:no worries psycho
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-10-19 14:24:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Apparently I'm an alter.
Sucks to be me.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-10-19 14:22:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"shit face has joined.
Manic: oh no "