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Need Some Tail? (*NSFW*) (1299 hits)

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Rating: 1.38 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by ih8u2man (View user info) at 2006-10-19 14:38:08 EDT


I deliver the tail.

(Here is the true story of the first picture below...it happened at my apartment last night)

She takes her new friend out on the patio to see the city lights below. Looking down and breathing in deeply she places her glass on the cold tiles. She comes close behind her and whispers into her ear after gently pulling her soft hair aside. She tells her how she wants to bring her inside and lay her down on her back, lick her pussy and make her cum again and again tonight. Her bare heels lift slightly off the ground and she places her hands on her breasts, gently licking her ear.

"Fuck me." She begs.

"Fuck me now."

VIVA LA SPT!!!!!!!!!




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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-28 00:56:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 second to last picture

rowr

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-10-20 03:57:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice one. Perfect for a lazy friday morning

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-10-19 23:08:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-19 21:50:44 (#)
Ranking: 2






*ejaculates*
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Hey tubby its a bunch of pixels on a screen.


Get out more.

Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-10-19 22:56:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-19 21:50:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2





































































































*ejaculates*

Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-10-19 21:33:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-19 17:44:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

So fucking what. I now have wood. BFD.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-19 15:20:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WORKS FOR ME

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-19 15:07:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i'm bookmarking this for when i have enough money to buy boobs.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-10-19 15:01:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-19 14:59:24 (#)
Ranking: 1

the one on the bottom is gorgeous but looks 14 from the neck up and 25 from the neck down.
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Precisely why I'd hit it six ways from Sunday.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-19 14:59:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

the one on the bottom is gorgeous but looks 14 from the neck up and 25 from the neck down. that's confusing. i'd have to put a bag over her head so i wouldn't be morally reponsible.

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-19 14:43:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

OMG

Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-10-19 14:43:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

THOSE ARE SOME TITS

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-10-19 14:38:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The crazy part is that they are sisters.




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