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Julie's dumbarse self-indulgent look-at-me, look-at-me comic competition. slore. (2411 hits)

Category: Graphics

Rating: 1.79 on 103 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (View user info) at 2006-10-20 03:23:49 EDT




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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-04-14 14:15:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HOT SHIT

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-12 02:07:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


I miss Julie, and all of her badassness.

: (


Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-09-25 21:02:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I think i didnt understand this because im stoned, but i not sure.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-25 18:56:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Danger and Julie locked themselves in the Tremendous Room! It explains their absences!

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-25 18:14:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Still funny.

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-09-25 17:59:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hear hear Fey

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-09-24 07:20:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/111005#2532893


Okay then. For starters, you are aware that Australia is the global equivalent of a Trailer Park? Australia is categorically a country of whitetrash, hickville hillbillies whose ancestors were no better than they should have been and therefore banished from civilised society. You are aware, I hope, that even though the passing of generations may have diluted the rot that caused you all to be shipped off, it's in your DNA to be useless and expendable?

Oh, I know, you take some perverse Gypsy-like pride in your nefarious beginnings, but I believe this to be due to one of the largest mass psychoses of all time; you have managed to convince yourselves that you are where you want to be and that you're proud of the hellhole you were sent to (which was conveniently empty because nobody else was stupid enough to live there. Apart from the Aborigines, whom you massacred.)

Furthermore, I'd like to make the point that even your actual country, the land you live on, doesn't want you, and therefore makes itself as inhospitable as possible in as many ways as possible.

And you are on the same page with me, I hope, when I explain to you that the only reason you jokers are good at sports is that physical activity doesn't require much in the way of brain cells to rub together? That it really only requires a physical dexterity and a certain stamina that you receive training in from early childhood on, trying to combat your country's numerous attempts to rid itself of the lot of you?



Good luck with the C's! Talk to you soon.


[Disclaimer to all you hotheaded, readingcomprehensionally challenged Aussies who might stop by and stare, drooling, at this before deciding I'm evil personified; I know nothing about Rugby, other sports partaken in by NZers, the history of NZ, the history of Australia, the current political climate, I happened to get stuck over there when I wasn't of an age to argue, and am Swedish by inclination. And anyway, Australia isn't all bad. You got one thing right, anyway; Circe.]

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-12-31 16:50:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Such a masterpiece; it deserves to be revisited.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-17 14:11:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

true.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-23 05:54:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It is rude to use a foreign dialect on an english speaking website, Phuzzy. Assimilate arsehole.

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-10-23 05:44:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HOUT BAY

Submitted by Hypatia86 (user info) at 2006-10-22 14:46:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

High 5

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-22 03:11:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The Spooner joke in this was great too.

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-22 02:58:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm about to, nerdypants.


Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-22 02:33:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You loved it.


Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-22 02:04:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

good grief.




Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-22 02:01:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That was fabulous.
You realize that makes us friends now, right?


DANGER THE RANGER
THE POWERFUL BOT
HE WRITES AND HE FLIES
AND HE LOOKS FRIGGIN HOT

AT LEAST WE ASSUME
OR WE HOPE IT IS SO
HE"S NOT MUCH FOR CAMWHORES
SO I GUESS WE'LL NOT KNOW

OH DANGER D_RANGER
YOU DE-RANG-ED CHANGER
YOU WRITER OF POEMS SO SKILLED

SO GLAD WE ARE FRIENDS NOW
SUCH INTERNET FRIENDS NOW
I WOULD DIE HAPPY IF KILLED.

That's all I got.



Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-22 01:42:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

D_R, you really need to stop lashing out. I will be your friend. All you have to do is write me a poem.



































(+2 because internet popularity is highly important to me and I base my self-worth on the ratings that are left on my posts including any and all ratings that Danger_Ranger may deposit in response to this one)

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-22 01:25:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yes.





















































(I am only giving this post a +2 because I have no good way to justify anything else plus my legs look great in it)

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-10-20 20:24:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-20 19:56:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by matchoo (user info) at 2006-10-20 19:24:13 (#)
Ranking: 2

Good work. LOOOTS of work. AND I reckon the last pic is in good old SA. AND fuck Under Oath in his velepte blou tupperware poes. Sy ma buk vir busgeld, dan loop huis toe
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You know I thought that too. Up high on the veld somewhere, except in the water.

I think it's the mountains.

Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2006-10-20 19:36:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I think you need more to do.

Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-10-20 19:34:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-10-20 18:56:24 (#)
Ranking: 1

+2 because this had to have taken forever to put together.
+1 because I havn't the slightest idea what I just read.
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Hahaha Sini sucks at math. It's ok, Jailbait.

Submitted by matchoo (user info) at 2006-10-20 19:24:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Good work. LOOOTS of work. AND I reckon the last pic is in good old SA. AND fuck Under Oath in his velepte blou tupperware poes. Sy ma buk vir busgeld, dan loop huis toe

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-10-20 18:56:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

+2 because this had to have taken forever to put together.
+1 because I havn't the slightest idea what I just read.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-20 18:42:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This post has been approved by the FDA for consumption.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-20 18:36:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

And me. don't forget me.

Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-10-20 18:26:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I didn't understand this whole thing but Coley and I look like sexay bitches.


Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-20 17:56:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-10-20 11:48:43 (#)
Ranking: 2


This sucked vast quantities of Donkey Cock.

I like you better when you were Carrol Richards.
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I liked you better when you used grammar.

Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-10-20 16:59:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-20 16:09:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WHY IS THERE NO BRIAN BLESSED IN THIS POST?

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-20 16:08:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-10-20 16:08:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

My name is Brian and I approve of this post.

Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2006-10-20 15:04:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Mmmm, Nintendo.

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-10-20 14:59:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

julie looks hot

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-20 14:56:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Congrats on 100 posts. If you really do have 100 posts. I didn't check. I'm just taking your filename on faith.

Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-10-20 14:49:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

amazing.

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-10-20 11:50:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Anything with Python in +2.

Even fleeting references.


Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-20 11:50:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

wow

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-10-20 11:48:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


This sucked vast quantities of Donkey Cock.

I like you better when you were Carrol Richards.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-10-20 11:16:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

what the hell did I just read?

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-10-20 10:41:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

does so



'i love you

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-20 10:16:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

does not.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-20 10:13:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

*blinks*

That spandex unitard makes you look fat.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-20 10:06:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It's top secret you dork, you're not meant to ask.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-20 10:00:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Please tell me more about your Tremendous Room.

Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2006-10-20 09:49:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-20 08:05:08 (#)
Ranking: 0

Hey, duck, when you're finally sick of peopleforwardslashfamilyforwardslashfriends guffawing and chortling everytime you introduce O'Driscoll to them, like, "Hi everyone, this is Brian.." and they all laugh and you just KNOW that they're making snide comments about him when you guys like go 'oot' to the toilet or something, look me up. I think, regardless of your apparent aversions to housework and driving, we'd get along just fine, as long as I did everything.
-------------------------------------

I would hardly call whining and bitching "EVERYTHING" ranger, but I'll think about it.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-20 09:42:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

oh and c1ndy's. I mean that was just a wind-up.

fuck her.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-20 09:41:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It's rad's comments that hurt the most.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-20 09:34:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Thank GOD you have OathMeal "sticking up for you" in this post.

It's always nice when the fat, retarded, friendless boy "has your back".

Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-10-20 09:31:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

*head asplode*

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-20 09:16:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i always knew jake was a butthead.

har har.

Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-10-20 09:12:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by nya_nyo (user info) at 2006-10-20 09:08:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

nice work A++++++

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-20 08:51:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-10-20 08:45:16 (#)
Ranking: 2

I wish I was the 500th reviewerof this classic
-----------------------
stay the hell away from my posts, th1ndy.

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-20 08:43:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-20 08:38:50 (#)
Ranking: 0

Where the fuck is Shlongy in all this mumbo jumbo?

===

In a fucking dumpster where he belongs.

This was righteous.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-20 08:41:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Is your name Brian, Jeffrey?

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-20 08:38:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Where the fuck is Shlongy in all this mumbo jumbo?

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-10-20 08:22:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This made absolutely no sense to me...


...but it was colorful and shiny.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-20 08:05:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hey, duck, when you're finally sick of peopleforwardslashfamilyforwardslashfriends guffawing and chortling everytime you introduce O'Driscoll to them, like, "Hi everyone, this is Brian.." and they all laugh and you just KNOW that they're making snide comments about him when you guys like go 'oot' to the toilet or something, look me up. I think, regardless of your apparent aversions to housework and driving, we'd get along just fine, as long as I did everything.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-10-20 07:37:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck Australia!

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-20 06:42:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The production in this is commendable.

Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2006-10-20 06:29:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

took me a moment to conclude that some guys do not have big noses ...
+10 for tron . dated, but apparently not outdated.


Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2006-10-20 06:16:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I thought he might have been fibbing...*glares in Australia's general direction.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-10-20 06:13:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

not true

Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2006-10-20 06:06:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I just asked...he says you gave him your address and you're just being silly.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-20 06:04:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-10-20 05:44:54 (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for the screen shot from Silent Hunter II. (III?)
------------------------
One of each. Great games.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-10-20 05:56:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

did he explain to you how he found out where I lived?

I never figured that one out, and it scares me.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-10-20 05:55:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

:|

Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2006-10-20 05:52:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Rad, when I saw him in Ireland, he couldn't stop talking about you...rad this, rad that...I think he talked about you even more than he talked about Brian O'Driscoll.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-10-20 05:47:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i hate you

Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-10-20 05:44:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for the screen shot from Silent Hunter II. (III?)

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-20 05:36:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It's not fault you have a stupid name, rad.

Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2006-10-20 05:32:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I mean...I don't think I could if I tried...it's made of adamantium or something isn't it? Lemme check...*rips out heart...throws it down the stairs...does crude mexican hat dance on it...picks it up and brushes it off...stares...hands it back* It's fine ranger. Stop being a drama queen.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-10-20 05:32:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ranger, do you not like me anymore

I couldnt stand it if you didnt like me anymore

Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2006-10-20 05:25:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I would NEVAR break your heart ranger.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-20 05:16:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ouch. you're breaking my heart, duck.

Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2006-10-20 05:12:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No...you'll have to attach the currency (and in CDN dollars, none of that AUD shit) to the leg of a carrier pidgeon. You can send it to Brian O'Driscoll. I'll pick it up at his place.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-20 05:07:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you got paypal?

Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2006-10-20 04:59:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

50 bucks says you made this entire thing while you were supposed to be working. Lazy Australians.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-10-20 04:58:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

:'(

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-20 04:50:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"I'm too busy reading all my old posts TEE HEE"
FUCK YOU


I WAS BORED AND LONELY LAST NIGHT
:'(

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-10-20 04:47:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"where is she?"
"north america"
"Dont fire until you can see the whites of her eyes."
"Okay. FIRE!"




I thought that was funny. +2 for that.

The rest was good too.

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-20 04:44:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm sorry


all I caught was


"CLICKY CLICK CLACKETY CLICK CLICK"

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-20 04:40:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WHAAAAAAAAT
malfunction
malfunction


Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-10-20 04:16:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

FIN

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-10-20 04:16:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

JUST KIDDING IT'S FUCKING AWESOME





ESPECIALLY THE FIN BIT.

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-10-20 04:15:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This is crap.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-10-20 04:07:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Blimey Ranger this must have taken you hours!

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-10-20 03:58:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT YOU AND ME WERE INTRANET BEST FRIENDS AND MY WIFE ASKS ABOUT YOU ONCE A WEEK

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-20 03:52:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

not that my thighs don't rule already, cause they so do. I did a bunch of squats at the gym this afternoon. My quads are quads of STEEEEEEEEEEL

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-20 03:50:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMok but just cause you gave me sweet thighs.





































*crosses toes*

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-20 03:47:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Okay, I'm sorry. truce?






























































*crosses fingers....*

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-20 03:44:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

D_R
STOP BEIN MEAN
it's only 12:45 here. I'm a night owl. I've been out carousing and whatnot.



:'(

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-20 03:41:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

How come you're not in bed asleep - been workin' the streets?

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-20 03:41:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm nevar calling you names, D_R, I <3 you :(

Submitted by Shaun_Rocks (user info) at 2006-10-20 03:40:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for tron

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-20 03:40:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Because you're always calling me names, why?

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-20 03:39:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

D_R, why do you make me teh sad? :'(


Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-20 03:37:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

-2 maths.

Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-10-20 03:36:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

+1 oldschool nes rules

-1 for making me miss "bump n' jump", and "Blaster Master" and "road blasters"

+2 for the time and effort involved n the creation of this post

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-20 03:29:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

stay the hell away from my posts, Moley.

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-20 03:28:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

OMG

I have teh hottest legs avear.
asjkads;fjsakvjpeoafgvsx


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