Confessions of a fatty (693 hits)
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Submitted by iradney (View user info) at 2006-10-20 15:09:27 EDT
Okay, so I'm a little chunky. Does that give people the right to make comments? I may not look bright, but I can hear, and sometimes it hurts!
It runs in the family - my dad's big, my mom's big, my siblings are big. We try to eat healthily, but it seems that fat cells just morph out of nowhere onto our bodies.
Ever since I was little, even as a baby, I was chubby. People thought it was cute then, of course. They'd coo over me and tell me how adorable I was! I was always getting tickled under the chin and lots of attention.
Then I grew up...and out...and out some more. Then I wasn't so cute. I got called names, poked, prodded, made fun of...some people even threw food me! They threw food at me! Like I was nothing. I felt so bad after that. I stopped eating, but my family told me to ignore the others, they're just jealous because even though I'm so fat, I'm very loved. And I thought about it, and it was true! I AM loved! By all of you! You may not know it yet, but you do.
Here's a picture of me for you. You'll recognise me and realise how much you love me!
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Submitted by iradney (user info) at 2006-10-23 12:52:34 EDT (#)
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phuzzy - totally!
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-10-23 04:05:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
We should go jolling...
Submitted by erosion_rules (user info) at 2006-10-21 16:17:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I believe it was my daddy
who led me to this eating disease
by calling me "The Little Candy Ass"
when I couldn't finish a burger with cheese.
Or maybe it was my mama
who got me addicted to all the wrong foods.
Only when I gobbled down every chicken cutlet
would I get to see mama's good moods.
They said eat this, they said eat that
to stay skinny there was no chance.
And now when I walk I hear corduroy
even though I ain't wearing pants.
Submitted by SilentRenegade (user info) at 2006-10-21 15:47:45 EDT (#)
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Im going to cut out your spleen and EAT IT!!!
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-10-21 00:35:35 EDT (#)
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Why does Jaypigs past say submitted by Iradney?
Submitted by matchoo (user info) at 2006-10-20 21:33:45 EDT (#)
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nicely done.
check your 'Ah SA' post
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-10-20 16:42:42 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2006-10-20 16:05:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-10-20 16:00:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2006-10-20 15:11:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
I love you! Mmmmmmmmmm bacon tastes GOOD! Pork chops taste GOOD!!
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Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I wouldn't know because I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker.
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EXACTLY!!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-10-20 16:00:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2006-10-20 15:11:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
I love you! Mmmmmmmmmm bacon tastes GOOD! Pork chops taste GOOD!!
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Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I wouldn't know because I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-20 15:57:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-10-20 15:55:41 (#)
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My ass is so big, it has its own zip code.
I'm so fat, when I sit around the house, I SIT AROUND the house.
I'm so fat, when someone told me it was chilly outside, I went and got a bowl.
I'm so fat, I use Big Bertha underwear as thongs.
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heh, that's pretty funny, coming from YOU.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-10-20 15:55:41 EDT (#)
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My ass is so big, it has its own zip code.
I'm so fat, when I sit around the house, I SIT AROUND the house.
I'm so fat, when someone told me it was chilly outside, I went and got a bowl.
I'm so fat, I use Big Bertha underwear as thongs.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-20 15:54:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-10-20 15:50:04 (#)
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oph. OH! I GET IT! THIS IS FROM A PIGS POINT OF VIEW! LOL HAHAHAHAHAHA
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-10-20 15:50:04 EDT (#)
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oph. OH! I GET IT! THIS IS FROM A PIGS POINT OF VIEW! LOL HAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-10-20 15:44:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-20 15:37:05 (#)
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oh please, you're a little Saffa hottie..
http://www.ubersite.com/m/66955
Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2006-10-20 15:40:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Join a meeting, fatass.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-10-20 15:37:09 EDT (#)
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I like big butts
I can't lie
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-20 15:37:05 EDT (#)
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oh please, you're a little Saffa hottie..
http://www.ubersite.com/m/66955
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-10-20 15:35:09 EDT (#)
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"Okay, so I'm a little chunky. Does that give people the right to make comments?"
YES
Submitted by Gunslinger (user info) at 2006-10-20 15:34:19 EDT (#)
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jew
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-10-20 15:11:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I fucking HATE fat people
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2006-10-20 15:11:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love you! Mmmmmmmmmm bacon tastes GOOD! Pork chops taste GOOD!!