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$700,000 to get Plastered with Don Zimmer! (6266 hits)

Category: Humor

Rating: 1.33 on 8 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Rob D <rderde01.at.tufts.edu> (View user info) at 2000-06-21 17:19:29 EDT


This is my first little tid bit of 'bored at work writing' hopefully there's more to come. I'd love some feedback from whoever's reading out there

Its called, "$700,000 to Get Plastered with Don Zimmer" I'd also like to post it under sports, because its sports related

Rob D

700.doc (20 kB) [application/msword]

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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-25 08:56:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

B @ W

Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-05-22 04:49:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I guess more never came :(

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-02-02 13:54:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for groundhog day!

Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2003-12-14 23:22:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Huh?

Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2003-10-14 19:31:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This was the best thing I've read all day.

Submitted by Magno (user info) at 2003-10-14 19:21:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by _JP (user info) at 2001-11-04 01:22:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I sure that it was great but it was too long for me. I got to priceless and lost interest. It started off really good and everybody else seemed to like it so I assume that it is all around good.

Maybe my attention span just isn't that long, or maybe it's just because it's 4:00 AM.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2000-12-31 00:01:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by ryandonovan (user info) at 2000-07-19 15:45:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This was really good. Very well-thought-out, very funny, very insightful, very true. Tens times better than any of the editorial Rick Reilly crap in Sports Illustrated. I enjoyed the unique use of the English language, using great adjectives, interesting metaphors, and peppering tastefully with profanity. I'd like to see more submissions in the future.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2000-06-29 20:10:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Random Joe at 2000-06-24 10:55:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Reading this was certainly the bright point in my pathetic day. Derderion you have a sick mind my friend, but this bit of buffer wasn't so bad.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2000-06-22 15:36:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Funniest sports article I've read in a long time...the title says it all.


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