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Cyco (459 hits)

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Labels: Cyco

Rating: 1 on 10 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Technoboy (View user info) at 2006-10-20 20:32:42 EDT


I'm scared that my teeth are going to fall out, and I work a shit job for a wage that doesn't even class as a pittance. As much as I love my friends, they annoy me, and I wish they were better people.

I wish they had to deal with this.

If you could see the things I see, then I might make more sense to you.

If you could hear those things, then you'd be scared as well.

I take my pint from the bar and find a seat in the corner. They'll be in soon, and I want to stay out of the way. It's early afternoon, and the place is quiet as fuck, the only noise being the harsh tinny rasp from the TV next door. This place doesn't even have a jukebox. Good thing I brought a newspaper.
I should have known that he'd frequent a shithole like this.
And in he walks.
William Sterling; His friends call him Billy; everybody else calls him a wanker. I lift up my paper and watch him from the other side of the room, leaning against the bar with his ever present boyish grin, looking so charming and innocent, living proof that deception is an art form. William likes deceiving people. So much so, in fact, that he talked me into lending him £17,000 as a business investment. I wish I'd realised that the business mostly involved sandy beaches cocktails and hookers for four months. Fuck, if I'd known that he was going to do th

I'm co

at then I may as well have spent the cash on that myself. I don't like people stealing from me. It's not the money, it's more a matter of principal. The barmaid gives him a beer, obviously flattered by the attention she's receiving. She seems like a nice g

I'm comi

irl, and I just hope that she's got more sense than to have anything to do with this twat.

It all starts going wrong.
The walls move and the room spins.

And
it
all
fucks
up.

I'm coming out now.

theres a glass smashing into his head the barmaids screaming and hes bleeding all over the floor he wont stop kicking him over and over and over and hes not moving anymore, i try to scream but I cant im just watching from a third perspective, hes begging me to stop but theres nothing I can do, just look on as he does his thing.

People think I'm a psychopath.

That's just what they think.


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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-10-21 22:20:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0



Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2006-10-21 15:46:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This would get a +1 for being pretty good. It's also totally original, and that is priceless.

Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2006-10-21 15:19:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I liked this.

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-21 13:48:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yes.

Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-10-20 21:34:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

cyco?






please tell me you didn't mean psycho. I will die if you meant to say psycho.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-10-20 21:14:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I won't give this a negative rating because it made no sense, so count your
lucky stars....

IT MADE NO FUCKING SENSE, DUDE!!!!

Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2006-10-20 21:11:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hmmm, interesting.

Submitted by Defect (user info) at 2006-10-20 21:05:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

¿Que?

Submitted by Technoboy (user info) at 2006-10-20 21:04:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Come on

Rip me to shreds

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-10-20 20:55:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Eh?


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