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Interspersion (643 hits)

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Rating: 0.65 on 22 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by OathMeal (View user info) at 2006-10-21 15:49:51 EDT


Where will I go today

Time is so ...

What will I see today

When will I see it

Let's go visit Keith - 29 year-old stock broker in New York who is, for the first time in probably 6 months, killing again. It's just that he uses hate instead of knives or guns.

Or, perhaps we'll go see Theodore - 63 year-old oil tycoon from Mississippi who has finally come out of the closet to his family. He began fantasizing about the workers he'd encounter during field trips to his offshore drilling facilities.

Then there's Beth - A hardened yet sultry 33 year old, living in London with her flatmate Sandra. Beth is feverishly savoring those remnants of youth she still exudes and takes pointed offense when they seem doubted by others.

Finally, Mitch - 12 year-old suburban kid in Lakewood, Colorado. Mitch likes RC cars and huffing paint.

Time is so ... short.

None of their situations seem too dire, but we need to plot our day. Planning, planning, planning. Prioritizing our visits is of keen value if we wish to remain contributing Fate Fairies.

Who will we change?

How?

This is why we're so much fun; to be us is to compose changes to reality. We have been given this splendid gift of intervention and blessed yet further with the power to add ... style.

Fate Fairies we are, with styyyyyyyle.

We'll go see Mitch.

Making his hands, sticky with fresh paint, and the bath towel he's doused and is sucking air from, all go up in flames, leaving permanent reminders of his mistakes - making this happen will be joyous.

It is because of what good it all will bring to those who see him, his errors, his consequences and his pain. They will fear it and they will avoid anything that might bring them the same.

Mitch might not die physically but he will die. We shall make it so.

And for that, so many more ... oh, so many, many more ... will live.

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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-27 13:50:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/95020#2202073

banning attempt

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-23 18:53:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

posting on Saturday now is your only way to get positive ratings?

novel strategy, Bret

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-22 09:03:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You suck cock.

Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-10-21 23:39:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

SUPER FRIEND!

Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-10-21 23:13:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't get it.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-10-21 22:16:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1



Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-10-21 21:21:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

SUPERFRIENDS!

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-10-21 21:19:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

epitome of a -1

Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2006-10-21 20:51:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-10-21 20:50:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I liked it.

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-21 20:17:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-21 19:35:32 (#)
Ranking: -1

Hey Bret Dallas, tell me a story about Lyman Ward.

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http://www.ubersite.com/m/92660

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-10-21 19:44:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i didn't read it, but +2 for the pic

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-10-21 19:42:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-10-21 18:30:29 (#)
Ranking: 0

A completely unreserved meh.

Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2006-10-21 19:42:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I liked this

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-21 19:35:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Hey Bret Dallas, tell me a story about Lyman Ward.

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-10-21 18:38:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-10-21 18:30:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

A completely unreserved meh.

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-10-21 18:02:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-10-21 16:19:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

different

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-10-21 16:09:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Now this? I liked.

A lot.


Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-21 15:58:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

http://cacophony.com/photos/photos/1.jpg

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-10-21 15:50:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

SUPERFRIENDS!!!


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