Choose Your Own Adventure (354 hits)
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Submitted by Randy Rottenbuckets (View user info) at 2006-10-22 04:57:21 EDT
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*** The stories outcome will be decided by YOU the reader. Since there are more than one reader you will have to vote your outcome. At the end of each segment there will be @@@@@ indicators which will tell you your options. To cast your vote simply rate this post and enter: @@@@@ + (The path you've chosen). Every Saturday I will review the votes and add to the story the sequence that gets voted for. Let your adventure begin, and good luck. ***
You awake to find yourself.... not yourself. Instinctively you shift your weight to roll out of bed when you realize that both your arms and legs are strapped down. You try to shout but the duct tape over your mouth has other plans.
"Ahh You're awake I see...good" comes a raspy voice from somewhere out of sight.
You feel several uncomfortable pokes on your head.
"He will do. Begin the procedure"
You feel wetness on your temples as sponges attached to something you can't see are placed on your head.
"Don't worry child this is for your own good"
Frantically you shift about bracing yourself for the pain.
You hear the sound of something charging up getting louder and louder.....
**Warning**
**Warning**
**System Malfunction**
**Mind Unstable**
**Warning**
**Warning**
You feel the braces on your legs and arms release...
@@@@@ Pick up a scalpel and star slashing!
@@@@@ Head for the door.
@@@@@ Keep still and watch the mayhem. (Maybe they will forget me)
@@@@@ Try and Interact with the computer.
User Reviews
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-24 14:06:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Here's a real CYOA for you: http://www.ubersite.com/m/89493
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-10-24 13:54:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you should post one of your xenophobic adventrues.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-10-24 13:54:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to @@@@@ mess with the computer.
But I'm probably going to @@@@@ pick up scapel and start slashing.
Submitted by jfreakman (user info) at 2006-10-22 21:35:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
@@@@@The author picks up a .44 magnum and shoves the barrel into his soft palate.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-10-22 10:10:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Randy Rottenbuckets [Authenticated] (View user info) at 2006-10-22 04:57:21
*** Disclaimer ***
*** The stories outcome will be decided by YOU the reader. Since there are more than one reader you will have to vote your outcome. At the end of each segment there will be @@@@@ indicators which will tell you your options. To cast your vote simply rate this post and enter: @@@@@ + (The path you've chosen). Every Saturday I will review the votes and add to the story the sequence that gets voted for. Let your adventure begin, and good luck. ***
You awake to find yourself.... not yourself. Instinctively you shift your weight to roll out of bed when you realize that both your arms and legs are strapped down. You try to shout but the duct tape over your mouth has other plans.
"Ahh You're awake I see...good" comes a raspy voice from somewhere out of sight.
You feel several uncomfortable pokes on your head.
"He will do. Begin the procedure"
You feel wetness on your temples as sponges attached to something you can't see are placed on your head.
"Don't worry child this is for your own good"
Frantically you shift about bracing yourself for the pain.
You hear the sound of something charging up getting louder and louder.....
**Warning**
**Warning**
**System Malfunction**
**Mind Unstable**
**Warning**
**Warning**
You feel the braces on your legs and arms release...
@@@@@ Pick up a scalpel and star slashing!
@@@@@ Head for the door.
@@@@@ Keep still and watch the mayhem. (Maybe they will forget me)
@@@@@ Try and Interact with the computer.
User Reviews
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-22 09:40:58 (#)
Ranking: -2
I love star slashing.
Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2006-10-22 09:38:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
@@@@@ Pick up a scalpel and start slashing!
Submitted by erosion_rules (user info) at 2006-10-22 08:49:38 (#)
Ranking: -2
Three posts in about an hour, woo!
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-10-22 08:32:53 (#)
Ranking: -2
@@@@@ Not bothering with any more of this drivel.
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-10-22 08:00:02 (#)
Ranking: -2
I would have read this but when I opened it all I saw was:
(@#&$(*@#&(*@#&(*&(*&@#(*&%*($_!+!+#)(!&#%&+!_*!#!+#!+!+!+#_(*%&%&%($*$(*%&&%(#*+!!+_@#(*&
*&%(@#&$(*@#&(*@#&(*&(*&@#(*&%*($_!+!+#)(!&#%&+!_*!#!+#!+!+!+#_(*%&%&%($*$(*%&&%(#*+!!+_@#(
*&%(@#&$(*@#&(*@#&(*&(*&@#(*&%*($_!+!+#)(!&#%&+!_*!#!+#!+!+!+#_(*%&%&%($*$(*%&&%(#*+!!+_@#(
So it confused me and irritated me and I give you a -2. I would be sorry but it takes little to entertain me and you didn't even achieve that.
Submitted by Tony_the_Tiger_is_a_Pedophile (user info) at 2006-10-22 06:04:07 (#)
Ranking: 1
slash those bitches with a scalpel until they piss orangejuice
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Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-22 09:40:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I love star slashing.
Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2006-10-22 09:38:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
@@@@@ Pick up a scalpel and start slashing!
Submitted by erosion_rules (user info) at 2006-10-22 08:49:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Three posts in about an hour, woo!
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-10-22 08:32:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
@@@@@ Not bothering with any more of this drivel.
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-10-22 08:00:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I would have read this but when I opened it all I saw was:
(@#&$(*@#&(*@#&(*&(*&@#(*&%*($_!+!+#)(!&#%&+!_*!#!+#!+!+!+#_(*%&%&%($*$(*%&&%(#*+!!+_@#(*&
*&%(@#&$(*@#&(*@#&(*&(*&@#(*&%*($_!+!+#)(!&#%&+!_*!#!+#!+!+!+#_(*%&%&%($*$(*%&&%(#*+!!+_@#(
*&%(@#&$(*@#&(*@#&(*&(*&@#(*&%*($_!+!+#)(!&#%&+!_*!#!+#!+!+!+#_(*%&%&%($*$(*%&&%(#*+!!+_@#(
So it confused me and irritated me and I give you a -2. I would be sorry but it takes little to entertain me and you didn't even achieve that.
Submitted by Tony_the_Tiger_is_a_Pedophile (user info) at 2006-10-22 06:04:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
slash those bitches with a scalpel until they piss orangejuice