Hey Bart Cilfone, Can You Hear Me? (761 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.82 on 25 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Rumpleforeskin (View user info) at 2006-10-23 07:51:41 EDT
Hey dude, it's me, sicosemen. Look, I'm borrowing my brother's uber account and I was just wondering if you could unban me. I really didn't think that my last post was a ban"able" offense, because I even put "nsfw" in the title...TWICE! Anyway, if you could be so kind as to let me back on the website you own and moderate like an ass clinching jew, it'd be much appreciated. If for nothing else, it would be nice to participate in UM4 and make my submission for that. Otherwise, I'd look like a forfeiter...and we all know that's not what I am.
Anyway, bart, if that's your real name, and you aren't just hoaxing me, trying to convince me that I need to keep putting stuff up on the uberboard so you can load your pockets, I'd appreciate it. I really do think you are a swell guy, in all honesty.
I know that posting under another name will probably piss you off, but I think that you should look at the value I share with ubersite. I'm a nobody, yes, but in contrast, I am a very integral part of uber seeing how I don't fall in any clique or such malarky.
Me being all by myself allows me to be unique. That's all. Oh, and my penis is just fine, even though I'm not wearing a rubber. Don't worry, I got tested at the clinic and they assured me, that even though I have a small cock, I'm clean.
In conclusion, bart cilfone of Chicago, IL, I'd really appreciate if you would reinstate my account: sicosemen, so that I may give my brother back his account. Yes, I could definately post under one of my alters, that you graciously gave me, except you banned them too. Sicosemen is a good account, and I have all my best work done there. If you want to give me a call, I'm sorry to say that you can't because I got drunk last night and broke both of my cell phones. You can call and leave me a message though: 484-330-9747 hahaha I have a pretty funny message on that one too. If you want my other number, call that one, press 1, then pound, then the star button, then dial 32232, press 82 four times, analog dial 66, press pound again, shake the phone, press 1 twice, press 2 once, then 323232, ask for suzie, then ask for deborah, and you'll be able to get in touch with me.
Thanks for understanding, bart cilfone.
Your pal,
sicosemen
User Reviews
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-10-24 03:02:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate to say it, but let him back. like I've said before, this site should be a forum for anyone who wants to use it. that's what it was set up for, that's how it should be run. apart from being a total cock, sico hasn't actually done anything wrong. because if Bart can ban him for one infraction, who's next? and for what?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-23 18:13:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
take your banning like a man, you fuckin pussy.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-10-23 16:19:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
because he acts like one and his penis looks like a vagina?
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2006-10-23 16:15:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why did I think sicosemen was a girl?
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-10-23 16:06:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what the fuck is going on in here?
Submitted by jfreakman (user info) at 2006-10-23 14:18:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?
-- Homer Simpson
Homer the Great
The quote was at the bottom and I couldn't help myself.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-10-23 11:23:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
sadness
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-10-23 11:19:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
stay banned pls.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-23 11:09:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Needs more penis pictures.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-10-23 11:07:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
like you even know what good wine is you fucking one bedroom apartment dwelling loser.
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Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-23 10:24:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sicosemen got banned?
Oh.
Hell.
Yes.
... time to break out the good wine.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2006-10-23 10:17:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The fact that this guy got banned, but PFF's still roaming around, makes me question the popularity effect of the whole shebang.
IF ONLY HE HAD GOTTEN 200K MORE HITS, THIS NEVER WOULD HAVE HAPPENED.
*WEEP*
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-10-23 10:15:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Only on your own website, you fucking child. When you visit someone else's property (a website in this case) you lose your rights except the ones they explicitly grant you.
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-10-23 09:53:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This dude's a stupid twat, but I don't think anyone should ever get banned on uber.
It should be somewhere where *anyone* who has an account can post *anything* they like without this facist bullshit.
I thought the internet was the last bastion of free speech?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-10-23 09:34:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2006-10-23 08:32:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-10-23 07:59:44 (#)
Ranking: -2
please don't let this dipshit back in
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-10-23 09:12:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-10-23 09:09:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
Let me guess, it was a study for a thesis on internet traffic patterns?
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BUAHAHAAHAHHAHAA!!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-10-23 09:09:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Let me guess, it was a study for a thesis on internet traffic patterns?
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-10-23 08:48:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
fag below you should tell your wife to get an account, so I can call her a cunt over the internet
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-23 08:47:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"My brother's account"???
What the fuck.
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2006-10-23 08:32:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-10-23 07:59:44 (#)
Ranking: -2
please don't let this dipshit back in
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-10-23 08:24:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-10-23 07:59:44 (#)
Ranking: -2
please don't let this dipshit back in
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-10-23 08:18:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
'Shake the phone'
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-23 08:07:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How come he got banned? NSFW was in the title right? Fuck it I'm gonna go look. BRING BACK INBREAKINGNEWS BART YOU CUNT!! SHE IS NOT AN ALTER!
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-10-23 08:04:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
you're kidding - he gets banned, but that oathmeal twerp and his army of fake names gets to stick around?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-10-23 07:59:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
please don't let this dipshit back in