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I Have Been Looking At SOme Old Photos, And I May Have Discovered A Slight Problem. Oh Dear. (1356 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: 1.6 on 74 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by phuzzygish (View user info) at 2006-10-23 09:47:42 EDT






Uh oh.




Maybe it's all the chlorine in the water. Or something.jpg (415 kB)

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Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2006-10-26 00:27:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

it's time to quit drinking

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-10-25 13:35:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHAHA!!!

Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2006-10-25 01:17:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Do you come from a land down under?
Where women blow and men chunder?

Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2006-10-25 01:05:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You can be born gay, and there's nothing we can do about it, but with that gut, we certainly won't let you convert

Submitted by iradney (user info) at 2006-10-24 11:58:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

LOL - phuzzy, you're too much bru

Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-10-24 11:26:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Sausage party......WOOOO!

Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-10-24 10:05:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-10-24 00:56:54 (#)
Ranking: 0

Don't be creepy, BigMike.



Haha.

Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-10-24 07:28:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You shatter my dreams. SHATTER THEM!

Who'd have thunk, Mr Phuzz a hombre.

weep

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-10-24 04:54:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Just kidding. I love you.

In an entirely non-Spooneriffic way, of course.

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-10-24 04:51:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

SHOOT THAT TIGER
SHOOT THAT CAT
CHUNDER, CHUNDER,
ON YOUR MAT

CHUNDER, CHUNDER
KOTCH AND SPEW
YOU KOTCH ON ME
I'LL KOTCH ON YOU.





Shut up bart.

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-10-24 04:27:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Am I the only one who thought "chunder" was delightfully funny?

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2006-10-24 04:23:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You are a homosexual.

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-10-24 03:26:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Some of these reviews are awesome...

ANd what's the vibe with pinky rings? Are they bad?

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-10-24 03:10:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-10-23 10:03:11 (#)
Ranking: 0

MERLINA!!!!

HELP! IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE!

Can I have a quick go at your chesticles? I'm sure that'll stop me from EVER wanting to be in any way effiminate ever again, becasue they're lovely.

Not to be rude or anything. :)

~~~~~~~~~~~~

try and close your eyes and remember them. Every morning.

That'll sort you out. :)

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-10-24 01:45:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Dude, you're wearing a pinky ring in the last photo.

I don't know if that's teh ghey or not, I'm just making an observation.

Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-10-24 00:56:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Don't be creepy, BigMike.

Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-10-24 00:54:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-10-23 10:14:16 (#)
Ranking: 2

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I swear, all men are so close to being gay that it isn't even funny.



Not all men, my dear.

The problem with real men is that they're not "cute" like gay guys. We're normal looking men with normal looking clothes, driving normal cars and eating normal food. Most of us are just plain ugly actually. But we are men nonetheless, and we like women, not other men.

And we like you Pentameter, because you have those hypnotic eyes. :)

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2006-10-24 00:33:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

fag

Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-10-23 22:12:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

What the ghey?

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-10-23 21:27:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

ATTN GHEY MENZ!

Submitted by HLB (user info) at 2006-10-23 21:23:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm so glad you finally came out of the closet!

Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-10-23 21:08:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh. My. God. I knew it. Auto +2 for the silly little Saffa and his silly little Saffa language.


Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-23 20:41:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

All that talk of gheyness and no mention of the pinkie ring?

CMON PEOPLE

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-10-23 20:31:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-10-23 18:26:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

RAAAWRWRRR



screams the sex tiger.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-10-23 17:34:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

jaypeg will go nuts over this.

be prepared to be called gay by a bitter fat man with no sex life.

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-10-23 17:25:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HaHa you have a "Cinzano" T-Shirt.

Faggot.

I see no problems anywhere else.

-Dave

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-10-23 16:57:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-10-23 09:53:37 (#)
Ranking: 2

oh goodness! that last picture is top notch funny!

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

True. And you also said "Oh Goodness."

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-10-23 16:56:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Well the only thing I noticed was that you seem to really like bread.











PS. You're so damn cute. ;)

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-10-23 16:04:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


That's ballsy.


Submitted by Tony_the_Tiger_is_a_Pedophile (user info) at 2006-10-23 15:52:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

thayre all on a mountain Lisa. something about backpain or whatever, the guy telling me was lisping every time he said S so i stopped paying attention.

Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2006-10-23 15:27:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Wow. Are these all drunk shots? They say being drunk removes all inhibitions and thus reverts oneself to one's largest desires. Like that movie with Jim Carrey, The Mask. If you'd put that on you'd turn into Big Gay Al. Tzzsuper!

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-23 15:13:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That first guy is the gay guy from Flock of Seagulls, so yeah, you're pretty screwed.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-23 15:07:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

We'll just have to recreate the images straight stylee.

You bring the bread.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-23 14:46:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-10-23 13:22:48 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-10-23 10:14:16 (#)
Ranking: 2

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I swear, all men are so close to being gay that it isn't even funny.


That's almost true, there are too many metrosexuals. Dammit, where are the strong and rugged cowboys who will sweep us off our feet, belittle our emotions and slap us when we get out of line?


I'm right here, Paula Cole. You ain't looking hard enough.

Speaking of hard, come scratch my balls.

Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2006-10-23 14:43:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-10-23 13:22:48 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-10-23 10:14:16 (#)
Ranking: 2

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I swear, all men are so close to being gay that it isn't even funny.


That's almost true, there are too many metrosexuals. Dammit, where are the strong and rugged cowboys who will sweep us off our feet, belittle our emotions and slap us when we get out of line?

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Need a good slap call drseussmans "slap that biotch" hotline. For all your biotch slapping needs. Owned and operated since the dawn of time. Equal oppurtunity biotch slapper.

Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2006-10-23 14:42:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHA, no homo!

Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2006-10-23 14:24:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

boom

Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2006-10-23 13:26:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

har har faggot

Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-10-23 13:22:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-10-23 10:14:16 (#)
Ranking: 2

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I swear, all men are so close to being gay that it isn't even funny.


That's almost true, there are too many metrosexuals. Dammit, where are the strong and rugged cowboys who will sweep us off our feet, belittle our emotions and slap us when we get out of line?

Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-10-23 13:16:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm coming to your next party.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-10-23 13:10:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Uh..................


wow, just wow




Lissen hunny, embrace your tiaras & feather boas. There is no shame in any of it.




HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-10-23 13:08:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Well THIS explains a lot of what happened at the Ubercon... :p

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-10-23 12:39:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Come back to the states, and I'll help make sure you're manliness isn't in question...

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Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-10-23 10:01:38 (#)
Ranking: 0

But I like boobs and girly bits.

I don't want to be a moffie. :(


I want be all that is manly and manful.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-10-23 12:34:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Veerrry homosexual

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2006-10-23 11:39:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-10-23 10:14:16 (#)
Ranking: 2

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I swear, all men are so close to being gay that it isn't even funny.
=============

Wrong. I like fuck. A lot. And all I want to fuck are girls. What are you doing this weekend?


Submitted by matchoo (user info) at 2006-10-23 11:27:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Well you certainly have balls, however you want to use them. No skaam!




and, this comment was great. Effing Aussies

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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-23 09:54:48 (#)
Ranking: 1

Nothing to see here, looks like a springboks training camp, sans the obligatory bantu.

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Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-10-23 11:24:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

As if you posted this.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-23 11:10:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No, it mustn't.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-23 11:04:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

It must be said:





ATTN GHEY MENZ

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-10-23 10:53:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ace.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-10-23 10:51:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2006-10-23 10:46:37 (#)
Ranking: 2

WOO! All the cute ones are gay!


Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2006-10-23 10:46:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

DAMMIT! All the cute ones are gay!

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-10-23 10:35:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No, the casual bastard. He gave me a Hunters Dry funnel, and threw me in the swimming pool.

*sad face*

Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2006-10-23 10:34:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The only one that makes me really stop and pause is the last one, not because you are fellating a baguette, but because of the loving hold you have on your friends thigh. Its almost a caress, I hope he at least gave you a bit of a cuddle afterwards.

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-10-23 10:24:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Well, I can't play the drums, but you don't see me in a marching band, do you?

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-23 10:16:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I cannot condone this.

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-10-23 10:14:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I am putting new meaning to the phrase "laughing out loud at your homoerotic tendencies"

What? You mean that lolayht isn't a commonly used internet term? DAMN IT! Well I coined the thing.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-23 10:14:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

You should have burned the evidence, ya homo.

Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-10-23 10:14:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I swear, all men are so close to being gay that it isn't even funny.

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-10-23 10:05:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

puff?

Is that look poof, only in Americanese?

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-23 10:03:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

puff.

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-10-23 10:03:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

MERLINA!!!!

HELP! IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE!

Can I have a quick go at your chesticles? I'm sure that'll stop me from EVER wanting to be in any way effiminate ever again, becasue they're lovely.

Not to be rude or anything. :)

Submitted by Shaun_Rocks (user info) at 2006-10-23 10:02:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That look on your face in the third picture makes you look a little too interested in the other mans nipple

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-10-23 10:01:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

But I like boobs and girly bits.

I don't want to be a moffie. :(


I want be all that is manly and manful.

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-10-23 10:01:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

aah ha ha ha ha ha ha - brilliant.

You're not ghey though honey.....just maybe.... a little 'curious'





Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-23 10:00:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you're a fag? that's disappointing :(

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-10-23 09:56:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Digital cameras, white wines spritzers and baguettes have ruined my life.

But I still want the award for longest pointy-finger in the world.

THE WHOLE WORLD.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-23 09:54:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Nothing to see here, looks like a springboks training camp, sans the obligatory bantu.

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-10-23 09:53:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

oh goodness! that last picture is top notch funny!

Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-10-23 09:51:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahaha, awesome


Submitted by Cadrach (user info) at 2006-10-23 09:51:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You're here. You're queer. Get used to it.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-10-23 09:49:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Not to say that these pictures made me smile, I swear.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-10-23 09:48:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

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